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1.) Deerminator - 03/18/2014
11 hours with out any activity:shocked:
2.) NEBigAl - 03/18/2014
I know it. Frankly, Im a little worried:pray:
3.) Deerminator - 03/18/2014
So how you do'n Al? What's happening?
4.) Deerminator - 03/18/2014
Well, Al's gone
5.) DParker - 03/18/2014
[QUOTE=Deerminator;17923]Well, Al's gone[/QUOTE]
We hardly knew him. [ATTACH=CONFIG]410[/ATTACH]
We hardly knew him. [ATTACH=CONFIG]410[/ATTACH]
6.) bluecat - 03/18/2014
Keep it down, there are people trying to sleep.
7.) DParker - 03/18/2014
[QUOTE=bluecat;17927]Keep it down, there are people trying to sleep.[/QUOTE]
8.) Alex - 03/18/2014
Hardly seems worth paying the hosting bill eh?
9.) bluecat - 03/18/2014
Let's not throw the baby out with the bath water. Luv2 always stops by in the summer.
10.) DParker - 03/18/2014
[QUOTE=Alex;17929]Hardly seems worth paying the hosting bill eh?[/QUOTE]
You should start an "Alex's Hat of the Month" thread. That'd liven things up.
You should start an "Alex's Hat of the Month" thread. That'd liven things up.
11.) Swamp Fox - 03/18/2014
[QUOTE=DParker;17928][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Alex;17929]Hardly seems worth paying the hosting bill eh?[/QUOTE]
[COLOR="#FF0000"]Insert Alex's avatar here for comparison...I would if I could...But...Epic Fail[/COLOR]
LMAO...This is disturbing on so many levels....
[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Alex;17929]Hardly seems worth paying the hosting bill eh?[/QUOTE]
[COLOR="#FF0000"]Insert Alex's avatar here for comparison...I would if I could...But...Epic Fail[/COLOR]
LMAO...This is disturbing on so many levels....
12.) Swamp Fox - 03/18/2014
Yeah, I was thinking a monthly raffle for "Most Intelligent Post" or sumpn'...
13.) Swamp Fox - 03/18/2014
I think everybody lost interest in hunting and fishing all of a sudden...
14.) Swamp Fox - 03/18/2014
Either that or there are some really funny cat videos on youtube lately...
15.) DParker - 03/18/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;17932]LMAO...This is disturbing on so many levels....[/QUOTE]
Yeah? Well, that's just, like....your opinion, man.
Yeah? Well, that's just, like....your opinion, man.
16.) Swamp Fox - 03/18/2014
Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
17.) DParker - 03/18/2014
That rug really tied the room together.
18.) Ventilator - 03/18/2014
so , who is hunting this month...anyone??
Bueller?
Bueller?
19.) bluecat - 03/18/2014
Turkey opens here on April 1st.
20.) Swamp Fox - 03/18/2014
You're out of your element!
21.) Swamp Fox - 03/18/2014
[QUOTE=Ventilator;17940]so , who is hunting this month...anyone??
Bueller?[/QUOTE]
I got one day in creeping after hogs early in the month after I was allowed to leave the squirrels alone, LOL. No luck. That might be it for me on them for the rest of the year, unfortunately. Too much other stuff going on. I thought I'd get another crack at 'em last week, but noooo...
Bueller?[/QUOTE]
I got one day in creeping after hogs early in the month after I was allowed to leave the squirrels alone, LOL. No luck. That might be it for me on them for the rest of the year, unfortunately. Too much other stuff going on. I thought I'd get another crack at 'em last week, but noooo...
22.) bluecat - 03/18/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;17944]You're out of your element![/QUOTE]
Karnak says, what did the neutron say to the electron who was very excited?
Karnak says, what did the neutron say to the electron who was very excited?
23.) Swamp Fox - 03/18/2014
What are you, a f___________ing park ranger now?
24.) DParker - 03/18/2014
[B]Sherry in 'Logjammin': [on video][/B] [I]"You must be here to fix the cable."[/I]
[B]Maude Lebowski:[/B] [I]"Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here."[/I]
[B]The Dude:[/B] [I]"He fixes the cable?"[/I]
[B]Maude Lebowski:[/B] [I]"Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here."[/I]
[B]The Dude:[/B] [I]"He fixes the cable?"[/I]
25.) Swamp Fox - 03/18/2014
[QUOTE=DParker;17950][B]Sherry in 'Logjammin': [on video][/B] [I]"You must be here to fix the cable."[/I]
[B]Maude Lebowski:[/B] [I]"Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here."[/I]
[B]The Dude:[/B] [I]"He fixes the cable?"[/I][/QUOTE]
Don't be fatuous...
[B]Maude Lebowski:[/B] [I]"Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here."[/I]
[B]The Dude:[/B] [I]"He fixes the cable?"[/I][/QUOTE]
Don't be fatuous...
26.) DParker - 03/18/2014
You know, I somehow managed to remain completely ignorant of the existence of that movie until about 2007 or so, when the family and I caught it on cable one night because there was nothing else one. I recall asking, when it was over, "How in the world did I not know about this flick until now?"
Better late than never, I guess.
Better late than never, I guess.
27.) NEBigAl - 03/19/2014
Phone's ringin dude
28.) Wild Bob - 03/19/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;17933]Yeah, I was thinking a monthly raffle for "Most Intelligent Post" or sumpn'...[/QUOTE]
- pickuped up the wrong quote; was supposed to be the one about anyone hunting or fishing:
Not lost interest...I'm just particular about who I drink with...
Personally, I'm looking forward to and planning my spring bear hunt and may even try to get in a little turkey hunting this year. But I'm hesitant to go into too much detail for not wanting to be told how to do it. (Smartass comments and all in good fun comments are always welcome however.) LOL.
- pickuped up the wrong quote; was supposed to be the one about anyone hunting or fishing:
Not lost interest...I'm just particular about who I drink with...
Personally, I'm looking forward to and planning my spring bear hunt and may even try to get in a little turkey hunting this year. But I'm hesitant to go into too much detail for not wanting to be told how to do it. (Smartass comments and all in good fun comments are always welcome however.) LOL.
29.) Ventilator - 03/19/2014
lol, unless Albertabowhunter shows up, I doubt anyone else knows how to bear hunt on here. I don't think many of us have much experience in that area. I just shootem over a bait pile. :tu:
Good luck and post pics!!
Good luck and post pics!!
30.) DParker - 03/19/2014
[QUOTE=Wild Bob;17965]I'm just particular about who I drink with...[/QUOTE]
Sometimes I drink [I]because[/I] of who I'm with.
[QUOTE=Wild Bob;17965]Personally, I'm looking forward to and planning my spring bear hunt and may even try to get in a little turkey hunting this year. But I'm hesitant to go into too much detail for not wanting to be told how to do it.[/QUOTE]
I've been on one bear hunt, and never saw hide nor hair of even a single ursine. And the only time I've seen turkeys in the field is while hunting deer, when and where I can't hunt turkey.
Sometimes I drink [I]because[/I] of who I'm with.
[QUOTE=Wild Bob;17965]Personally, I'm looking forward to and planning my spring bear hunt and may even try to get in a little turkey hunting this year. But I'm hesitant to go into too much detail for not wanting to be told how to do it.[/QUOTE]
I've been on one bear hunt, and never saw hide nor hair of even a single ursine. And the only time I've seen turkeys in the field is while hunting deer, when and where I can't hunt turkey.
31.) Swamp Fox - 03/19/2014
[QUOTE=Wild Bob;17965]-
Not lost interest...I'm just particular about who I drink with...
LOL.[/QUOTE]
Whereas what we have here? A bunch of fig-eaters wearing towels on their heads, trying to find reverse in a Soviet tank...
Not lost interest...I'm just particular about who I drink with...
LOL.[/QUOTE]
Whereas what we have here? A bunch of fig-eaters wearing towels on their heads, trying to find reverse in a Soviet tank...
32.) Swamp Fox - 03/19/2014
[QUOTE=DParker;17975]Sometimes I drink [I]because[/I] of who I'm with.
[/QUOTE]
Look, we all know who is at fault here. What the f__k are you talking about?
[/QUOTE]
Look, we all know who is at fault here. What the f__k are you talking about?
33.) DParker - 03/19/2014
Shut the f- up, Donny!
34.) DParker - 03/19/2014
Time to switch gears...
So, I'm tendin' bar there at Ecklund and Swedlin's last Tuesday, and this little guy's drinkin' and he says, "So where can a guy find some action? I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake." And I says, "What kinda action?" and he says, "Woman action, what do I look like?" And I says, "Well, what do I look like? I don't arrange that kinda thing," and he says, "But I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake," and I says, "Well, this ain't that kinda place."
So, I'm tendin' bar there at Ecklund and Swedlin's last Tuesday, and this little guy's drinkin' and he says, "So where can a guy find some action? I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake." And I says, "What kinda action?" and he says, "Woman action, what do I look like?" And I says, "Well, what do I look like? I don't arrange that kinda thing," and he says, "But I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake," and I says, "Well, this ain't that kinda place."
35.) Swamp Fox - 03/19/2014
[QUOTE=DParker;17984]Shut the f- up, Donny![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=DParker;17985]Time to switch gears...
[/QUOTE]
LOL....
[QUOTE=DParker;17985]Time to switch gears...
[/QUOTE]
LOL....
36.) Deerminator - 03/20/2014
Just 10 more hours and we can have 24hrs without any action............
Wait!!.......... [B][FONT=Impact][SIZE=6]OH CRAP!!![/SIZE] [/FONT] [/B] [SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS]I RUINED IT[/FONT] [/SIZE]
Wait!!.......... [B][FONT=Impact][SIZE=6]OH CRAP!!![/SIZE] [/FONT] [/B] [SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS]I RUINED IT[/FONT] [/SIZE]
37.) bluecat - 03/20/2014
Remember the good ol' days when Obama and Putin were best buds? What happened man?
38.) Swamp Fox - 03/21/2014
Maybe this is what Obama meant when he promised more flexibility after the election....
Just thinking out loud here...
BTW, did you catch Kerry's response to a question about the "reset" a week or so ago?
"Wha?... What reset?"
Okay, I lied. He didn't say "wha?" first. :re:
I think we should get Hillary out of retirement, since O thinks she was one of the greatest Secretaries of State ever, and get her to find something else from the Dollar Store to slap a mis-translated label on. I wonder if Putin has the Reset Button in his Trophy Room, maybe displayed with a Siberian tiger, a world-record pike, and picture of Obama mountain-biking with all his safety gear on, LOL
Just thinking out loud here...
BTW, did you catch Kerry's response to a question about the "reset" a week or so ago?
"Wha?... What reset?"
Okay, I lied. He didn't say "wha?" first. :re:
I think we should get Hillary out of retirement, since O thinks she was one of the greatest Secretaries of State ever, and get her to find something else from the Dollar Store to slap a mis-translated label on. I wonder if Putin has the Reset Button in his Trophy Room, maybe displayed with a Siberian tiger, a world-record pike, and picture of Obama mountain-biking with all his safety gear on, LOL
39.) bluecat - 03/21/2014
"the 80's called and they want their foreign policy back" :wink
40.) Deerminator - 03/21/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;18017]Maybe this is what Obama meant when he promised more flexibility after the election....
Just thinking out loud here...
BTW, did you catch Kerry's response to a question about the "reset" a week or so ago?
"Wha?... What reset?"
Okay, I lied. He didn't say "wha?" first. :re:
I think we should get Hillary out of retirement, since O thinks she was one of the greatest Secretaries of State ever, and get her to find something else from the Dollar Store to slap a mis-translated label on. I wonder if Putin has the Reset Button in his Trophy Room, maybe displayed with a Siberian tiger, a world-record pike, and picture of Obama mountain-biking with all his safety gear on, LOL
[/QUOTE]
A girls bike:shocked: That's gay
Just thinking out loud here...
BTW, did you catch Kerry's response to a question about the "reset" a week or so ago?
"Wha?... What reset?"
Okay, I lied. He didn't say "wha?" first. :re:
I think we should get Hillary out of retirement, since O thinks she was one of the greatest Secretaries of State ever, and get her to find something else from the Dollar Store to slap a mis-translated label on. I wonder if Putin has the Reset Button in his Trophy Room, maybe displayed with a Siberian tiger, a world-record pike, and picture of Obama mountain-biking with all his safety gear on, LOL
[/QUOTE]A girls bike:shocked: That's gay
41.) DParker - 03/21/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;18017]
I wonder if Putin has the Reset Button in his Trophy Room, maybe displayed with a Siberian tiger, a world-record pike, and picture of Obama mountain-biking with all his safety gear on, LOL[/quote]
Or maybe a side-by-side series to remind him how things have progressed here:
I wonder if Putin has the Reset Button in his Trophy Room, maybe displayed with a Siberian tiger, a world-record pike, and picture of Obama mountain-biking with all his safety gear on, LOL[/quote]
Or maybe a side-by-side series to remind him how things have progressed here:
42.) bluecat - 03/21/2014
My daughter used to throw a baseball like that until I taught her the correct way.
43.) Swamp Fox - 03/21/2014
The University of Virginia just announced a new study naming Barack Obama the fifth-best president of the United States.
George Washington, Thomas Jefferson and Ronald Reagan tied for first.
GW Bush and seventeen others tied for second.
Lincoln and twenty-one others tied for third.
Jimmy Carter took fourth.
Our guy:
[ATTACH=CONFIG]411[/ATTACH]
Their Guy:
[ATTACH=CONFIG]412[/ATTACH]
George Washington, Thomas Jefferson and Ronald Reagan tied for first.
GW Bush and seventeen others tied for second.
Lincoln and twenty-one others tied for third.
Jimmy Carter took fourth.
Our guy:
[ATTACH=CONFIG]411[/ATTACH]
Their Guy:
[ATTACH=CONFIG]412[/ATTACH]
44.) DParker - 03/21/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;18027]Their Guy:
[ATTACH=CONFIG]412[/ATTACH][/QUOTE]
"Go aheadski, make my dayski."
[ATTACH=CONFIG]412[/ATTACH][/QUOTE]
"Go aheadski, make my dayski."
45.) Swamp Fox - 03/21/2014
I don't even know what that pistol is, but I want one...:wink
46.) DParker - 03/21/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;18029]I don't even know what that pistol is, but I want one...:wink[/QUOTE]
Russian PP-2000 ([url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PP-2000[/url]) with optional laser/tactical light magazine attachment. Good luck.
Russian PP-2000 ([url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PP-2000[/url]) with optional laser/tactical light magazine attachment. Good luck.
47.) Swamp Fox - 03/21/2014
There should be some available after the Russians flee Ukraine.
Oh, wait...
Oh, wait...
48.) Swamp Fox - 03/21/2014
I guess I was thinking of French military hardware...
49.) DParker - 03/22/2014
If you played Call of Duty you'd know these things.
[Quote]FOR SALE: French military rifle. Like new condition. Never fired. Only dropped once.[/quote]
[QUOTE][b]Q:[/b] Why do French battle tanks have their headlights mounted on the rear of the vehicle?
[b]A:[/b] So they can see where they're reatreating to at night.[/quote]
[Quote]FOR SALE: French military rifle. Like new condition. Never fired. Only dropped once.[/quote]
[QUOTE][b]Q:[/b] Why do French battle tanks have their headlights mounted on the rear of the vehicle?
[b]A:[/b] So they can see where they're reatreating to at night.[/quote]
50.) Deerminator - 03/22/2014
[QUOTE=bluecat;18021]My daughter used to throw a baseball like that until I taught her the correct way.[/QUOTE]
:laugh::laugh:
:laugh::laugh:
51.) Deerminator - 03/22/2014
[QUOTE=DParker;18028]""[/QUOTE]
I don't think that comidant Como will alow me to have one.:rage:
I don't think that comidant Como will alow me to have one.:rage:
52.) crookedeye - 03/24/2014
another woW! IS DAN THE MAN HENDERSON TKO'ING SHOGUN RUA.. what a fight... plus cb dollaway winning...i'm speechless..
53.) bluecat - 03/24/2014
54.) Deerminator - 03/24/2014
AGH!!!! MY EYES,,,,,,,,MY EYES,-----------AAAAGAH!!!!!
55.) DParker - 03/24/2014
[QUOTE=bluecat;18062][/QUOTE]
[/QUOTE]56.) Swamp Fox - 03/25/2014
It's nothing personal...
57.) bluecat - 03/25/2014
For what it's worth, I gave a self-imposed timeout to reflect on what I'd done.
58.) Swamp Fox - 03/25/2014
That's going around, I think. Seems like a lot of people are on a time-out right now.
Maybe all the good chatter is on Facebook, LOL.
Maybe all the good chatter is on Facebook, LOL.
59.) bluecat - 03/25/2014
Facebook is so important. Where else would you go to find out if Uncle Jed's foot fungus is clearing up?
60.) Swamp Fox - 03/25/2014
If I needed to know that, I'd just go to my room in shame...
But it would be nice to know if there's a really hopping version of BowCountry that exists in a parallel universe that we just don't know about....:wink
It might be time to revive the [I]Hunting Topic of the Day[/I] thread...Or start an [I]Any Topic of the Day [/I]thread...:wink
But it would be nice to know if there's a really hopping version of BowCountry that exists in a parallel universe that we just don't know about....:wink
It might be time to revive the [I]Hunting Topic of the Day[/I] thread...Or start an [I]Any Topic of the Day [/I]thread...:wink
61.) bluecat - 03/25/2014
We could start a "This Happened to Me" thread, like the old Outdoor Life magazine feature. I don't know if they still have that but I always checked it out. Some guy was always fighting off a bear at camp with a pan or something.
I once was charged by a skunk coming back to the car in the dark from bowhunting. That was pretty cool.
I once was charged by a skunk coming back to the car in the dark from bowhunting. That was pretty cool.
62.) Swamp Fox - 03/25/2014
I think they do still have that in the magazine, but now it's a small box on the Table of Contents page that tells you to go to the website to see the whole story...
Half-way serious about that...At least one of the big outdoor magazines does that all the time...:bang:
I hate when they do that...If I wanted to read the effin' website, I wouldn't have bought the effin' magazine...
:tap:
Half-way serious about that...At least one of the big outdoor magazines does that all the time...:bang:
I hate when they do that...If I wanted to read the effin' website, I wouldn't have bought the effin' magazine...
:tap:
63.) DParker - 03/25/2014
[QUOTE=bluecat;18122]We could start a "This Happened to Me" thread, like the old Outdoor Life magazine feature.[/QUOTE]
"Dear Penthouse, ..."
"Dear Penthouse, ..."
64.) bluecat - 03/25/2014
[QUOTE=DParker;18125]"Dear Penthouse, ..."[/QUOTE]
You like short stories?
You like short stories?
65.) Swamp Fox - 03/25/2014
There was a cute girl in the seafood aisle last night...
66.) bluecat - 03/25/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;18127]There was a cute girl in the seafood aisle last night...[/QUOTE]
Did she have crabs?
Did she have crabs?
67.) Swamp Fox - 03/25/2014
I tried to convince her that I was only interested in her cooking, but it was a hard shell...
68.) bluecat - 03/25/2014
She'll soften in time. Show her your mussels.
69.) Swamp Fox - 03/25/2014
LOL...
I'm not sure if she likes fish sticks...
I'm not sure if she likes fish sticks...
70.) bluecat - 03/25/2014
She might like pearls.
71.) Swamp Fox - 03/25/2014
.....
72.) bluecat - 03/25/2014
LOL! "Yo, that is messed up."
73.) bluecat - 03/25/2014
On second thought, do you find Groupers attractive? LOL!
74.) Swamp Fox - 03/25/2014
[QUOTE=bluecat;18134]LOL! "Yo, that is messed up."[/QUOTE]
For me to top the fishstick gag would be a trawl order...
For me to top the fishstick gag would be a trawl order...
75.) Swamp Fox - 03/25/2014
I wonder if angel fish do anything special for Oyster? Maybe go to a Oyster egg roe?
76.) DParker - 03/25/2014
[QUOTE=bluecat;18126]You like short stories?[/QUOTE]
Those made-up stories about the most unbelievable (now that I'm older) escapades used to always be good for a chuckle. I gave them credit for imagination though.
Except for my letter about getting stuck in the elevator with the Swedish stewardess triplets. That was totally legit.
Those made-up stories about the most unbelievable (now that I'm older) escapades used to always be good for a chuckle. I gave them credit for imagination though.
Except for my letter about getting stuck in the elevator with the Swedish stewardess triplets. That was totally legit.
77.) Swamp Fox - 03/25/2014
[QUOTE=DParker;18138]...
Except for my letter about getting stuck in the elevator with the Swedish stewardess triplets. That was totally legit.[/QUOTE]
Except for my letter about getting stuck in the elevator with the Swedish stewardess triplets. That was totally legit.[/QUOTE]
78.) bluecat - 03/25/2014
:laugh:
The both of you!
The both of you!
79.) bluecat - 03/25/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;18137]I wonder if angel fish do anything special for Oyster? Maybe go to a Oyster egg roe?[/QUOTE]
Let's not forget the season for the reason. Wait what?
Let's not forget the season for the reason. Wait what?
80.) bluecat - 03/25/2014
Do Jewfish celebrate Oyster?
81.) Swamp Fox - 03/25/2014
I asked the guy behind the seafood counter if he had frog legs, and he told me No, he'd always walked that way...
82.) bluecat - 03/25/2014
Man (Eric Idle): Good morning.
Chemist (Terry Jones): Good morning, sir.
Man: Good morning. I'd like some aftershave, please.
Chemist: Ah, certainly sir. Walk this way, please.
Man: If I could walk that way I wouldn't need aftershave.
Chemist (Terry Jones): Good morning, sir.
Man: Good morning. I'd like some aftershave, please.
Chemist: Ah, certainly sir. Walk this way, please.
Man: If I could walk that way I wouldn't need aftershave.
83.) Swamp Fox - 03/25/2014
[QUOTE=bluecat;18142]Do Jewfish celebrate Oyster?[/QUOTE]
Only the secular ones...And if they don't invite guests, others see it as horribly shellfish ...
Only the secular ones...And if they don't invite guests, others see it as horribly shellfish ...
84.) DParker - 03/25/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;18145]Only the secular ones...And if they don't invite guests, others see it as horribly shellfish ...[/QUOTE]
That wouldn't be kosher.
That wouldn't be kosher.
85.) bluecat - 03/25/2014
The Yom Kippur snacks are quite delicious.
86.) Swamp Fox - 03/25/2014
You know that Noah movie is coming out...A lot of people think Noah built one big ark for everything, but he actually had separate arks for animals, birds and fish....The British call the one for fish a carp ark...
87.) Swamp Fox - 03/25/2014
[QUOTE=bluecat;18147]The Yom Kippur snacks are quite delicious.[/QUOTE]
:laugh:
A lot of jewfish go to Chinese restaurants for Oyster. If you ask them why, they get very coy about it...
:laugh:
A lot of jewfish go to Chinese restaurants for Oyster. If you ask them why, they get very coy about it...
88.) bluecat - 03/25/2014
Yes, that's true, but they are in the menorah -ty
89.) Swamp Fox - 03/25/2014
You don't have to be religious to want cod back in our schools...Preferably breaded and fried, with some decent ketchup, tartar and cocktail sauces.
But I'm not sure we can get that past the school lunch police. They're a bunch of pikers.
But I'm not sure we can get that past the school lunch police. They're a bunch of pikers.
90.) bluecat - 03/25/2014
I like multidenominational dishes I guess. I like cod served in a bed of yentls.
91.) bluecat - 03/25/2014
I had to come to my own conclusions about whether to let cod back into schools. Until then I was just floundering around.
92.) DParker - 03/25/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;18152]You don't have to be religious to want cod back in our schools...Preferably breaded and fried, with some decent ketchup, tartar and cocktail sauces.[/QUOTE]
You just have no respect for the principle of separation between perch and state.
You just have no respect for the principle of separation between perch and state.
93.) bluecat - 03/25/2014
:laugh:
94.) bluecat - 03/25/2014
So many are bullheaded in their convictions.
95.) Swamp Fox - 03/25/2014
[QUOTE=DParker;18156]You just have no respect for the principle of separation between perch and state.[/QUOTE]
Well, that's a different kettle of fish.
The Constitution isn't the only thing that's gotten battered in this whole mess.
Well, that's a different kettle of fish.
The Constitution isn't the only thing that's gotten battered in this whole mess.
96.) Swamp Fox - 03/25/2014
Two parrots are sitting on a perch.
One of them turns to the other and says, ""Do you smell fish?"
One of them turns to the other and says, ""Do you smell fish?"
97.) Swamp Fox - 03/25/2014
You heard about the new way to serve electric eel? It's very battery....
98.) Swamp Fox - 03/25/2014
You know how the giant Texas bluefish made all his money?
Oil.
Oil.
99.) Deerminator - 03/25/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;18161]You heard about the new way to serve electric eel? It's very battery....[/QUOTE]
:groan:--------------------------------:co:----:hb:
:groan:--------------------------------:co:----:hb:
100.) Swamp Fox - 03/25/2014
[QUOTE=bluecat;18154]I like multidenominational dishes I guess. I like cod served in a bed of yentls.[/QUOTE]
Holy mackerel, that's good! :wink
A Catholic, a Baptist and a Scientologist walk into an oyster bar.
The shucker looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"
Holy mackerel, that's good! :wink
A Catholic, a Baptist and a Scientologist walk into an oyster bar.
The shucker looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"
101.) Deerminator - 03/25/2014
:-)..
102.) Swamp Fox - 03/25/2014
A man and a woman wanted to have children. They'd been married for years and had never used birth control, but nothing was happening. They thought one of them might have some plumbing problems, so finally they decided to go see some doctors. Turns out there wasn't any problem with the guy, so the woman goes to see a gynecologist.
She tells the doc she had been hard of hearing since she was little, but other than that, everything about her health seemed okay. The doc asks her some questions about her sex life, examines her, and asks her some more questions about how things were between her and her husband.
Finally he was done asking questions and tells her, "I'm sorry, but the problem is with you. You have insufficient passion and if you ever have a baby it will be a miracle."
The woman was very upset, naturally, and went home crying. Her husband asks her what's wrong, and she says, "The doctor told me I've got a fish up my passage and if I ever have a baby it will be a mackerel."
:shocked:
She tells the doc she had been hard of hearing since she was little, but other than that, everything about her health seemed okay. The doc asks her some questions about her sex life, examines her, and asks her some more questions about how things were between her and her husband.
Finally he was done asking questions and tells her, "I'm sorry, but the problem is with you. You have insufficient passion and if you ever have a baby it will be a miracle."
The woman was very upset, naturally, and went home crying. Her husband asks her what's wrong, and she says, "The doctor told me I've got a fish up my passage and if I ever have a baby it will be a mackerel."
:shocked:
103.) Deerminator - 03/25/2014
:bang::bang::grin:
104.) bluecat - 03/26/2014
The sharks are responsible for cod being kept out of our schools. Spineless bastards.
105.) DParker - 03/26/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;18159]Well, that's a different kettle of fish.
The Constitution isn't the only thing that's gotten battered in this whole mess.[/QUOTE]
Something...something...scales of justice...yada...yada...
Sorry, but I just poured a glass of Blanton's and [i]Justified[/I] is about to start.
The Constitution isn't the only thing that's gotten battered in this whole mess.[/QUOTE]
Something...something...scales of justice...yada...yada...
Sorry, but I just poured a glass of Blanton's and [i]Justified[/I] is about to start.
106.) Swamp Fox - 03/26/2014
Well, the rest of us clownfish would have some Blanton's, too, if we had anemone...
107.) bluecat - 03/26/2014
I bought some the other day just for the halibut.
108.) bluecat - 03/26/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;18167]A man and a woman wanted to have children. They'd been married for years and had never used birth control, but nothing was happening. They thought one of them might have some plumbing problems, so finally they decided to go see some doctors. Turns out there wasn't any problem with the guy, so the woman goes to see a gynecologist.
She tells the doc she had been hard of hearing since she was little, but other than that, everything about her health seemed okay. The doc asks her some questions about her sex life, examines her, and asks her some more questions about how things were between her and her husband.
Finally he was done asking questions and tells her, "I'm sorry, but the problem is with you. You have insufficient passion and if you ever have a baby it will be a miracle."
The woman was very upset, naturally, and went home crying. Her husband asks her what's wrong, and she says, "The doctor told me I've got a fish up my passage and if I ever have a baby it will be a mackerel."
:shocked:[/QUOTE]
Thank God for Roe vs Wade.
She tells the doc she had been hard of hearing since she was little, but other than that, everything about her health seemed okay. The doc asks her some questions about her sex life, examines her, and asks her some more questions about how things were between her and her husband.
Finally he was done asking questions and tells her, "I'm sorry, but the problem is with you. You have insufficient passion and if you ever have a baby it will be a miracle."
The woman was very upset, naturally, and went home crying. Her husband asks her what's wrong, and she says, "The doctor told me I've got a fish up my passage and if I ever have a baby it will be a mackerel."
:shocked:[/QUOTE]
Thank God for Roe vs Wade.
109.) Swamp Fox - 03/26/2014
That's the choice we have to make every time we take the dingy out on the tidal marsh...
110.) Swamp Fox - 03/26/2014
I had a friend who was whining about getting stuck on a mud flat when the tide went out and I told him to shut his clam hole and start pushing...
111.) DParker - 03/26/2014
Pro Tip: When the label on a bottle of Nyquil warns you that "alcohol, sedatives, and tranquilizers may increase drowsiness"...they're not kidding around. Halfway through [I]Justified[/I] last night, which just coincidentally occurred between my 1st and 2nd glasses of Blanton's, I downed a dose of the nasty red liquid to tame a nagging cough I'd had all evening. By the end of the show (and just as coincidentally, the end of the 2nd bourbon helping) I felt like I was into the 2nd day of Woodstock, and could barely drag my aging arse upstairs to bed. It was the deepest, soundest night's sleep I've had in years.
112.) Swamp Fox - 03/26/2014
He told me that if we'd done some poling in advance, we would have seen this coming.
I told him to quit squab-ling.
I told him to quit squab-ling.
113.) Swamp Fox - 03/26/2014
That's when he got all puffy with me and I realized the relationship was toxic...
114.) Swamp Fox - 03/26/2014
[QUOTE=DParker;18191]Pro Tip: When the label on a bottle of Nyquil warns you that "alcohol, sedatives, and tranquilizers may increase drowsiness"...they're not kidding around. Halfway through [I]Justified[/I] last night, which just coincidentally occurred between my 1st and 2nd glasses of Blanton's, I downed a dose of the nasty red liquid to tame a nagging cough I'd had all evening. By the end of the show (and just as coincidentally, the end of the 2nd bourbon helping) I felt like I was into the 2nd day of Woodstock, and could barely drag my aging arse upstairs to bed. It was the deepest, soundest night's sleep I've had in years.[/QUOTE]
Oh, yeah, been there. Nyquil's like a horse tranquilizer on top of alcohol. Seems like it stays in your system for while, too. If I don't sleep til I wake up on my own, I think it keeps me groggy through a large part of the morning. Feel like a truck ran over me if I have to wake myself up from it for an early day or whatever.
I've had a bad cough for several weeks now. Hits me mostly at night. It's havoc on my sleep. I think there's some congestive bug going around and I keep thinking I'll shed it any day now. If it persists into next week I guess I'm going to the doctor. Can't let it interfere with turkey season. :tap:
The last few days it's gone nasal, and I sound like a croaker when I talk...:wink
Oh, yeah, been there. Nyquil's like a horse tranquilizer on top of alcohol. Seems like it stays in your system for while, too. If I don't sleep til I wake up on my own, I think it keeps me groggy through a large part of the morning. Feel like a truck ran over me if I have to wake myself up from it for an early day or whatever.
I've had a bad cough for several weeks now. Hits me mostly at night. It's havoc on my sleep. I think there's some congestive bug going around and I keep thinking I'll shed it any day now. If it persists into next week I guess I'm going to the doctor. Can't let it interfere with turkey season. :tap:
The last few days it's gone nasal, and I sound like a croaker when I talk...:wink
115.) DParker - 03/26/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;18193]That's when he got all puffy with me and I realized the relationship was toxic...[/QUOTE]
You should sing to him. Try, [I]If You Knew Sushi Like I Know Sushi[/I].
You should sing to him. Try, [I]If You Knew Sushi Like I Know Sushi[/I].
116.) Deerminator - 03/26/2014
:laugh:
Try putting this on the serio
Try putting this on the serio
117.) Swamp Fox - 03/26/2014
LOL...
That's a little more upbeat than what I came up with. When I tried [I]Salmon-Chanted Evening [/I] he got all goggle-eyed and things became uncomfortable...
That's a little more upbeat than what I came up with. When I tried [I]Salmon-Chanted Evening [/I] he got all goggle-eyed and things became uncomfortable...
118.) Swamp Fox - 03/26/2014
[QUOTE=DParker;18199]You should sing to him. Try, [I]If You Knew Sushi Like I Know Sushi[/I].[/QUOTE]
LMAO!
That's a little more upbeat than what I came up with. When I tried [I]Salmon-Chanted Evening [/I]he got all goggle-eyed and things became uncomfortable...
LMAO!
That's a little more upbeat than what I came up with. When I tried [I]Salmon-Chanted Evening [/I]he got all goggle-eyed and things became uncomfortable...
119.) Deerminator - 03/26/2014
AHA!!! > I just learded a secret about posting vids:wink
120.) Swamp Fox - 03/26/2014
Are you going to share with the rest of the school?
121.) Deerminator - 03/26/2014
At the end of the embeded code for the music vid is a > syne.
Remove it and the vids will pop up next to each other.
Remove it and the vids will pop up next to each other.
122.) Deerminator - 03/26/2014
opps didn't work this time RATS!
123.) Deerminator - 03/26/2014
....
It only seems to work with 2 vids. I added a space before the 2und vide code, then the >
3 didn't work
It only seems to work with 2 vids. I added a space before the 2und vide code, then the >
3 didn't work
124.) Deerminator - 03/26/2014
...
This was the 3urd vide I was trying to attach to the side of the others.
This was the 3urd vide I was trying to attach to the side of the others.
125.) bluecat - 03/26/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;18189]That's the choice we have to make every time we take the dingy out on the tidal marsh...[/QUOTE]
I tell them there are many fish in the sea but they act like barracuda looking for a little snooky.
I tell them there are many fish in the sea but they act like barracuda looking for a little snooky.
126.) DParker - 03/26/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;18205]LMAO!
That's a little more upbeat than what I came up with. When I tried [I]Salmon-Chanted Evening [/I]he got all goggle-eyed and things became uncomfortable...[/QUOTE]
Some possible alternatives:
[LIST=1]
[*]This Fry's In Love With You
[*]Tie A Yellow Ribbon 'Round The Ole Smoked Eel
[*]Skipjack & Diane
[*]You Are The Sunfish Of My Life
[*]I Don't Want To Miss A Ling (Cod)
[*]When A Man Loves A Walleye
[/LIST]
That's a little more upbeat than what I came up with. When I tried [I]Salmon-Chanted Evening [/I]he got all goggle-eyed and things became uncomfortable...[/QUOTE]
Some possible alternatives:
[LIST=1]
[*]This Fry's In Love With You
[*]Tie A Yellow Ribbon 'Round The Ole Smoked Eel
[*]Skipjack & Diane
[*]You Are The Sunfish Of My Life
[*]I Don't Want To Miss A Ling (Cod)
[*]When A Man Loves A Walleye
[/LIST]
127.) Swamp Fox - 03/26/2014
:laugh:
Vince Gill should put those on an album...
Vince Gill should put those on an album...
128.) Swamp Fox - 03/26/2014
They say to write a good song, you have to have a hook...
129.) Ventilator - 03/26/2014
well, I didn't kill a damn Osceola in florida, I hate those baahstads!
130.) Swamp Fox - 03/26/2014
Did you need a snorkel?
131.) Ventilator - 03/26/2014
would've been nice, damn place was flooded worse than ive ever seen.
132.) Swamp Fox - 03/26/2014
It was nearly knee-deep in spots for me last week, and that's nowhere near the swamp, LOL. Just standing water. And SC didn't get half the rain Florida got.
133.) Deerminator - 03/26/2014
Sounds like a bowfish'n spot:tu:
134.) Swamp Fox - 03/26/2014
Or at least frog gigging...
I've haddock with cold, wet weather this year...
I've haddock with cold, wet weather this year...
135.) DParker - 03/26/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;18225]Or at least frog gigging...
I've haddock with cold, wet weather this year...[/QUOTE]
Quit your carping.
I've haddock with cold, wet weather this year...[/QUOTE]
Quit your carping.
136.) DParker - 03/26/2014
[QUOTE=Deerminator;18208]www.youtube.com/embed/cIzYyQdBF5M[/QUOTE]
It sounded like the bass was a little out of tuna.
It sounded like the bass was a little out of tuna.
137.) Swamp Fox - 03/26/2014
[QUOTE=DParker;18226]Quit your carping.[/QUOTE]
Whoa, sea-horsey! You seem a little crabby lately...
Whoa, sea-horsey! You seem a little crabby lately...
138.) Swamp Fox - 03/26/2014
[QUOTE=DParker;18227]It sounded like the bass was a little out of tuna.[/QUOTE]
Some fiddler crabs would have been a nice touch, too...
Some fiddler crabs would have been a nice touch, too...
139.) bluecat - 03/27/2014
[QUOTE=DParker;18227]It sounded like the bass was a little out of tuna.[/QUOTE]
"Always with the negative waves". Woof Woof.
"Always with the negative waves". Woof Woof.
140.) Swamp Fox - 03/27/2014
I bet getting the missus to dress up like an alewife would improve his mood...
Or maybe he's not that much of a dogfish. :wink
Or maybe he's not that much of a dogfish. :wink
141.) Deerminator - 03/27/2014
[QUOTE=DParker;18227]It sounded like the bass was a little out of tuna.[/QUOTE]
:laugh::grin:
:laugh::grin:
142.) bluecat - 03/27/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;18249]I bet getting the missus to dress up like an alewife would improve his mood...
Or maybe he's not that much of a dogfish. :wink[/QUOTE]
Role playing with a nice bottle of yellowtail is always nice if you want a little tang.
Or maybe he's not that much of a dogfish. :wink[/QUOTE]
Role playing with a nice bottle of yellowtail is always nice if you want a little tang.
143.) Swamp Fox - 03/27/2014
LOL...I never knew there was a fish called a tang...That's why I'm on this site, for the education...LOL
Roe-playing adds some spice, but if you're gonna get salty you'd better use protection or you'll wind up with urchins...
It ain't menhaden the idea of roe-playing, but some women go on the wharfpath if you suggest they slip into some fishnet stockings...
Roe-playing adds some spice, but if you're gonna get salty you'd better use protection or you'll wind up with urchins...
It ain't menhaden the idea of roe-playing, but some women go on the wharfpath if you suggest they slip into some fishnet stockings...
144.) DParker - 03/27/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;18253]Roe playing adds some spice, but if you're gonna get salty you'd better use protection or you'll wind up with urchins...[/QUOTE]
Or an STD ([B]S[/B]ea [B]T[/B]rout [B]D[/B]isease).
Or an STD ([B]S[/B]ea [B]T[/B]rout [B]D[/B]isease).
145.) Swamp Fox - 03/27/2014
:laugh:
A lot of people in the U.S. catch speckled trout, but in Britain they get spotted dick...
A lot of people in the U.S. catch speckled trout, but in Britain they get spotted dick...
146.) bluecat - 03/27/2014
When they do I bet they get ha -[B]wrasse[/B] -d
147.) Swamp Fox - 03/27/2014
This is why you need to be careful who you're wrasse-ling with...
Once you've got a Sea Trout Disease, doctors are reluctant to release you until you've been cured...
Once you've got a Sea Trout Disease, doctors are reluctant to release you until you've been cured...
148.) Swamp Fox - 03/27/2014
Asian Gang Leader "Shrimp Boy" at Center of Yee Scandal...
If I were writing the headlines....LOL:
[B]Law enforcement throws a wide net...Is Yee in the tank for organized crime? ---Gun control pol arrested in wok of shame...
[/B]
[url]http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-raymond-chow-shrimp-boy-20140326,0,6629576.story#axzz2xBie3iA7[/url]
If I were writing the headlines....LOL:
[B]Law enforcement throws a wide net...Is Yee in the tank for organized crime? ---Gun control pol arrested in wok of shame...
[/B]
[url]http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-raymond-chow-shrimp-boy-20140326,0,6629576.story#axzz2xBie3iA7[/url]
149.) bluecat - 03/27/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;18261]Asian Gang Leader "Shrimp Boy" at Center of Yee Scandal...
If I were writing the headlines....LOL:
[B]Law enforcement throws a wide net...Is Yee in the tank for organized crime? ---Gun control pol arrested in wok of shame...
[/B]
[url]http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-raymond-chow-shrimp-boy-20140326,0,6629576.story#axzz2xBie3iA7[/url][/QUOTE]
Yes, but is he the big fish?
If I were writing the headlines....LOL:
[B]Law enforcement throws a wide net...Is Yee in the tank for organized crime? ---Gun control pol arrested in wok of shame...
[/B]
[url]http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-raymond-chow-shrimp-boy-20140326,0,6629576.story#axzz2xBie3iA7[/url][/QUOTE]
Yes, but is he the big fish?
150.) DParker - 03/27/2014
Yeah, my wife looked at me like I had two heads when I laughed out loud after reading the name 'Raymond "Shrimp Boy" Chow' in the story. Maybe it's a cultural thing, but I find it hard to take seriously a gangster who earns the nickname "Shrimp Boy" from his peers. It's like a Sicilian with the name 'Tony "Limp Wrist" Gambini'.
151.) bluecat - 03/27/2014
Don't let Vinny "Soup Bone" Vincenza hear what you think about that.
My worry is that this whole thing may be a red herring for something much larger.
My worry is that this whole thing may be a red herring for something much larger.
152.) Swamp Fox - 03/27/2014
From the [I]LA Times and Fishwrap[/I]:
[I]Shrimp Boy might have gotten away, but in a powerful run from authorities his Stingray threw a rod and fishtailed into a hastily-erected police barracuda. A captain manning the roadblock said he and his men were lucky not to have been snagged by jagged metal. "It really is a fluke that we're still alive today. We could be dead, or at least in the hospital. This Shrimp is bad...I mean really bad...Almost like he has no sole." [/I]
[I]Shrimp Boy might have gotten away, but in a powerful run from authorities his Stingray threw a rod and fishtailed into a hastily-erected police barracuda. A captain manning the roadblock said he and his men were lucky not to have been snagged by jagged metal. "It really is a fluke that we're still alive today. We could be dead, or at least in the hospital. This Shrimp is bad...I mean really bad...Almost like he has no sole." [/I]
153.) bluecat - 03/27/2014
Sounds like a drag net might have caught him and some other bottom feeders.
154.) Swamp Fox - 03/27/2014
More from the [I]Times and Fishwrap[/I]:
...[I]Mr. Boy's attorney, Joey Bananas, Esq., told reporters at the jailhouse that his client is innocent.
"Mr. Boy is a victim of a district attorney trolling for votes in the coming election, and of profiling. It's like the cops see a big fish on their sonar and they automatically think, 'Let me catch that one, he must be guilty of something to get that big.'"
Mr. Bananas went on to explain that Mr. Boy is a valued member of his community, and had developed a reputation for helping those in need and giving generously to charity. Having made a great deal of money in the prawn shop business, Shrimp Boy began making jumbo contributions to the local Boys Club a number of years ago, citing the need for massive concrete renovations and a swimming pool, which Mr. Banana's brother-in-law poured and excavated. "Fish gotta swim," Mr. Boy famously said at the time, and on many occasions afterwards while raising money from local businesses. When the project was completed, the boys formed a swim team and named it "The Fishes" in honor of Mr. Boy's contributions and powerful community organizing activities.
Mr. Bananas reminded reporters gathered at the jailhouse that over time, opponents of the original pool project eventually came around to Mr. Boy's position. "Many of Shrimp Boy's detractors swim with the Fishes today," laughed Mr. Bananas.
"We're sure these current charges will also go away," he added, before climbing into a vintage Opel Manta. "The Caddy's being reupholstered and they're cleaning the trunk for me," he explained, though no one had asked him a question about it. [/I]
...[I]Mr. Boy's attorney, Joey Bananas, Esq., told reporters at the jailhouse that his client is innocent.
"Mr. Boy is a victim of a district attorney trolling for votes in the coming election, and of profiling. It's like the cops see a big fish on their sonar and they automatically think, 'Let me catch that one, he must be guilty of something to get that big.'"
Mr. Bananas went on to explain that Mr. Boy is a valued member of his community, and had developed a reputation for helping those in need and giving generously to charity. Having made a great deal of money in the prawn shop business, Shrimp Boy began making jumbo contributions to the local Boys Club a number of years ago, citing the need for massive concrete renovations and a swimming pool, which Mr. Banana's brother-in-law poured and excavated. "Fish gotta swim," Mr. Boy famously said at the time, and on many occasions afterwards while raising money from local businesses. When the project was completed, the boys formed a swim team and named it "The Fishes" in honor of Mr. Boy's contributions and powerful community organizing activities.
Mr. Bananas reminded reporters gathered at the jailhouse that over time, opponents of the original pool project eventually came around to Mr. Boy's position. "Many of Shrimp Boy's detractors swim with the Fishes today," laughed Mr. Bananas.
"We're sure these current charges will also go away," he added, before climbing into a vintage Opel Manta. "The Caddy's being reupholstered and they're cleaning the trunk for me," he explained, though no one had asked him a question about it. [/I]
155.) DParker - 03/27/2014
"It's a Sicilian message...."
156.) Swamp Fox - 03/27/2014
Like finding a sheepshead in your bed...
157.) Swamp Fox - 03/27/2014
"Remember last week when you hit Vinny in the head with a spadefish?"
158.) Deerminator - 03/28/2014
:fire:
159.) bluecat - 03/28/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;18286]Like finding a sheepshead in your bed...[/QUOTE]
LOL!
LOL!
160.) Swamp Fox - 03/28/2014
Thank you, thank you very much. I'll be here all day...Try the veal...
161.) Swamp Fox - 03/28/2014
Or the snapper...
I just rated this thread five starfish...
I just rated this thread five starfish...
162.) Deerminator - 03/28/2014
I second that:hb:
163.) Deerminator - 03/28/2014
....
164.) Swamp Fox - 04/09/2014
Attorneys For Shrimp Boy Claim Law Enforcement Misconduct: "He Who Smelt It, Delta'd" Says Defense Team:
:wink
[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2600242/Shrimp-Boy-says-hes-ensnared-racist-undercover-agents-disgraced-California-lawmaker-plead-not-guilty-conspiracy-charges.html[/url]
[url]http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/matier-ross/article/Lawyer-for-Shrimp-Boy-blames-feds-for-5387117.php[/url]
:wink
[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2600242/Shrimp-Boy-says-hes-ensnared-racist-undercover-agents-disgraced-California-lawmaker-plead-not-guilty-conspiracy-charges.html[/url]
[url]http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/matier-ross/article/Lawyer-for-Shrimp-Boy-blames-feds-for-5387117.php[/url]
165.) DParker - 04/09/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;18605]Attorneys For Shrimp Boy Claim Law Enforcement Misconduct: "He Who Smelt It, Delta'd" Says Defense Team:
:wink
[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2600242/Shrimp-Boy-says-hes-ensnared-racist-undercover-agents-disgraced-California-lawmaker-plead-not-guilty-conspiracy-charges.html[/url]
[url]http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/matier-ross/article/Lawyer-for-Shrimp-Boy-blames-feds-for-5387117.php[/url][/QUOTE]
We always complain that immigrants need to learn to assimilate into American culture, and here this guy is blaming others for his own decisions. I'd say he's assimilated just fine.
:wink
[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2600242/Shrimp-Boy-says-hes-ensnared-racist-undercover-agents-disgraced-California-lawmaker-plead-not-guilty-conspiracy-charges.html[/url]
[url]http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/matier-ross/article/Lawyer-for-Shrimp-Boy-blames-feds-for-5387117.php[/url][/QUOTE]
We always complain that immigrants need to learn to assimilate into American culture, and here this guy is blaming others for his own decisions. I'd say he's assimilated just fine.
166.) Swamp Fox - 06/05/2014
More proof that you just can't keep bad shrimp down...:grin:
[I]Shrimp Boy Still Active on Facebook, Despite Incarceration[/I]
[url]http://www.inquisitr.com/1192648/shrimp-boy-raymond-chow-still-active-on-facebook-despite-incarceration/[/url]
[I]Shrimp Boy Still Active on Facebook, Despite Incarceration[/I]
[url]http://www.inquisitr.com/1192648/shrimp-boy-raymond-chow-still-active-on-facebook-despite-incarceration/[/url]
167.) Swamp Fox - 06/05/2014
Google made searching for an update on that story a lot easier than if I'd had to use the old microfiche...
:wink
:wink
168.) bluecat - 06/05/2014
Yep, just type something in and the results bubble up.
169.) bluecat - 06/05/2014
But I certainly don't want to [I]cast[/I] any negativity on the use of older archive techniques.
170.) Swamp Fox - 06/05/2014
The local TV news was gonna do a story last night on how Yee and Shrimp Boy's careers are both under water, but it was their ninth story and they could only aerate...
171.) DParker - 06/05/2014
In spite of being arrested on enough federal bribery and gun-running charges to put him away for the rest of his life, and subsequently dropping out of the CA Sec. of State race, Leland Yee [I]still[/I] managed to pull in over a quarter of a million votes in yesterday's election, finishing 3rd out of a field of 8 candidates on the ballot. OK, so a quarter mil votes in a state the size of CA isn't that much %-wise...but he beat out 5 people who [I]aren't[/I] looking at potential life sentences in federal PMITA prison.
Duhmocracy.
Duhmocracy.