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1.) crookedeye - 02/16/2014
in my hand I have two tickets....3 days and two nights to a dream vacation to rhode island..for whomever picks the winner of the nascar champion for 2014..
in order to win the prizes...that's right I said prizes..you must post at least 10 times on the official nascar thread, its either the trip to rhode island or what's in the secret box.. the rules of the contest follows::: 1) pick 2 drivers 2)pick how many wins the above driver will have.. for instance crookedeye: driver 1) dale jr. 4 wins driver 2) Hamlin 6 wins 1 of the two will win nascar greatest driver for 2014.. let the games begin!!!!! Hunter can attest to the legitamicy of my prizes...right hunter???!!!! 2.) Floyd - 02/16/2014
I've been waiting for this all year. It has been a year right? Not just a couple of months?
Crap, I should have broken up this post into three different ones to help get 10 post in for the contest. Dang it. 3.) crookedeye - 02/16/2014
seems like football just got over...
pick youre loser's... 4.) Floyd - 02/16/2014
I'm glad you picked already CE. Dale Jr, 4 wins, really? I pick Dana and Alex Bowman for zero wins. That's right, zero. You coming with me to Rhode Island CE?
crookedeye: driver 1) dale jr. 4 wins driver 2) Hamlin 6 wins 5.) Floyd - 02/16/2014
Thanks for the tip CE. :laugh:
6.) crookedeye - 02/16/2014
dale jr had 5 second places last year, and was coming on strong the finale races...
7.) Floyd - 02/16/2014
Seriously, I would like to see Dale and Joey win a few this season.
8.) crookedeye - 02/16/2014
after watching last night race , jr has the eye of the tiger.. instead of armbrose he should have went after kelowoski, that guys a punk..
9.) crookedeye - 02/16/2014
....
10.) Floyd - 02/16/2014
Joey came in 4th last night. He'll have a few wins this year for sure. Definitely two maybe three.
11.) crookedeye - 02/16/2014
....
12.) crookedeye - 02/16/2014
I thought there would be a lot more player's on here...
expecially after Sheryl crow... 13.) Ohbuckhunter - 02/16/2014
You know what would be cool. If they told them they had to go backwards and make right turns.
14.) crookedeye - 02/16/2014
if you don't have any constructive conversation on here, don't say nothing at all..
rule no. 3..( no one from ohio can participant in the challenge) 15.) Ohbuckhunter - 02/16/2014
That's good. I'm from west virgina.
16.) crookedeye - 02/16/2014
I bet you are...
17.) crookedeye - 02/16/2014
[QUOTE=Ohbuckhunter;16795]You know what would be cool. If they told them they had to go backwards and make right turns.[/QUOTE]
are you going to pic or what? 18.) Ohbuckhunter - 02/16/2014
You said I wasn't aloud. And I have to get my post count up on this thread before hand
19.) crookedeye - 02/16/2014
....
20.) Hunter - 02/16/2014
[QUOTE=crookedeye;16772]Hunter can attest to the legitamicy of my prizes...right hunter???!!!![/QUOTE]
Absolutely! I love my 10-year old broadheads that are encrusted with CE's own blood! 21.) crookedeye - 02/16/2014
[QUOTE=Hunter;16802]Absolutely! I love my 10-year old broadheads that are encrusted with CE's own blood![/QUOTE]
lol send me youre address..:grin: 22.) crookedeye - 02/16/2014
I never thought anyone would win.......
23.) crookedeye - 02/16/2014
[QUOTE=Hunter;16802]Absolutely! I love my 10-year old broadheads that are encrusted with CE's own blood![/QUOTE]
hunter you where always a candidate for the magic box... 24.) Floyd - 02/17/2014
ttt
CE, have you contacted Billy yet? I don't know if he wants to play this FUBAR contest you rigged up though. 25.) Hunter - 02/18/2014
[QUOTE=crookedeye;16803]lol send me youre address..:grin:[/QUOTE]
Add them to your NASCAR prize pack! 26.) Floyd - 02/18/2014
CE, we may have to delay Billy's pick of drivers.
27.) Floyd - 02/18/2014
Austin Dillon in car #3 for the win.
That would be spooky. He did win the pole position. 28.) Floyd - 02/18/2014
If Jimmie doesn't win it, Joey will.
And of course Michael Waltrip will crash. 29.) Floyd - 02/18/2014
CE, is it okay with you if I change the rules so I can win.
30.) Floyd - 02/18/2014
Jenga is a fun game to play.
Build it good Pull stuff out place stuff elsewhere Watch it fall apart 31.) crookedeye - 02/19/2014
billy already picked chunky monkey, smoke are better known as tony stewart..
and no Floyd only I can change the rules as I see fit...I might add different stuff as the season progresses, it all depends..lol. 32.) Floyd - 02/19/2014
[QUOTE=crookedeye;16841]billy already picked chunky monkey, smoke are better known as tony stewart..
and no Floyd only I can change the rules as I see fit...I might add different stuff as the season progresses, it all depends..lol.[/QUOTE] What? What do you mean? Don't make me sic Swampy on you. 33.) crookedeye - 02/21/2014
I have a solid team going into the great American race...solid!
34.) Floyd - 02/21/2014
The great American race...solid. I can respect that. But, c'mon let's change it anyways.
35.) crookedeye - 02/21/2014
solid Floyd..solid!
I read what you have in mind when I get back from work.,. go USA.. 36.) crookedeye - 02/23/2014
this thread is like Obama care... no one what's to sign up....Floyd you habve any ideas on how to make people participate in this thing??
37.) crookedeye - 02/23/2014
I was going to throw in a leatherman in the magic box...a leatherman to obh..is like winning the lottery..
38.) crookedeye - 02/23/2014
its a leatherman!!!! as he's giving his kids and wife a hug...
39.) crookedeye - 02/23/2014
I think they could make a tv show with obh called "backwoods hillbilly".... you no where he's driving around in his tractor, smoking a corn comb pipe...with a conferderate flag in the background.. plus the main menu for dinner is fried catfish..
40.) crookedeye - 02/23/2014
ok ..this is everyones last chance to get in the nascar competition gold for glory thread.. I no Floyd and billy will participate..billy has a excuse though having a bad hip..billy they told you not to go shovel the snow. it would have melted in hours..anyhow. you guys really need to pick two teams...two racer's...how hard is that??
41.) crookedeye - 02/23/2014
denny Hamlin
earnhart.jr see how hard that was?? 42.) crookedeye - 02/23/2014
i mean a curtisy yeah i'm in, would be nice.. I don't no why I hang out with you losers....
43.) crookedeye - 02/23/2014
if no one joins in i'm going to start cussing...
44.) crookedeye - 02/23/2014
I cuss just to get my point across.....
45.) Floyd - 02/23/2014
Maybe they think they are competing against you and are afraid to lose.
46.) Floyd - 02/23/2014
After all you did scare off that bunch that never came back after signing up for the deer contest. And a bunch didn't even seemed to try.
Your intimidating. 47.) crookedeye - 02/23/2014
youre probally right..
48.) crookedeye - 02/23/2014
it was just a deer contest.. was it my tattoo?
49.) Floyd - 02/23/2014
I mean, seems a lot signed up for the deer contest just for the sake of signing up. They could do the same for your NASCAR contest.
...as a friend. You know, for friendship sake. 50.) crookedeye - 02/23/2014
i'm just saying..
51.) Floyd - 02/23/2014
I am perplexed about Swampy not signing up.
On one hand, there is Sunday racing. On the other hand, he maybe overly cautious about contest participation and competition in general. 52.) crookedeye - 02/23/2014
swampy has his reasons....this race might be on Monday if the rain doesn't let up..
53.) Floyd - 02/23/2014
Hand out some swag for signing up CE.
54.) crookedeye - 02/23/2014
I have faith in my bowhunting brothers..
55.) crookedeye - 02/23/2014
alex should be the first one..i always supported alex..
56.) crookedeye - 02/23/2014
just like when he wore that stupid leather hat ...I was the first to completment him on it...
57.) crookedeye - 02/23/2014
it was leather..right?
58.) crookedeye - 02/23/2014
you would think grandparichard would be all over this thread..
59.) crookedeye - 02/23/2014
if grandparichard gets on here and pics ..this thread will be worth it..
but the clock is ticking.. 60.) crookedeye - 02/23/2014
obh this is youre chance at winning something...
61.) crookedeye - 02/23/2014
its all luck ..so you have a good shot at winning..
62.) Floyd - 02/23/2014
Go "Smoke" Go
Go Joey Go 63.) Hunter - 02/23/2014
I don't want to read this whole thread to see who picked whom.... I assume CE took Junior. I'll take JJ if no one else has or pick 2 for me, CE!
64.) Floyd - 02/24/2014
Did CE give up?
65.) Floyd - 02/24/2014
After a long rain delay, looks like the race is back on.
66.) Floyd - 02/24/2014
Crazy pile up. First caution since restarting. With 50 something laps left.
67.) Floyd - 02/24/2014
Less than fifty laps left and Dale Jr has the lead.
68.) Floyd - 02/24/2014
Another caution. 36 laps to go
69.) Floyd - 02/24/2014
Is it wrong to question CE's dedication to his NASCAR thread?
70.) Floyd - 02/24/2014
17 to go, Jr leading, and another caution .
71.) crookedeye - 02/24/2014
this is what I like about naascar ...it goes on forever...
who won the 4 man bobsled? 72.) crookedeye - 02/24/2014
the great american race is comining down to the wire...I can hardly stand it..
73.) crookedeye - 02/24/2014
jrs got to get some these last couple of laps...
74.) ARCHERXP - 02/24/2014
looks like i was 1 for 5 in my top 5 prediction
75.) Floyd - 02/24/2014
Cmon Jr
76.) ARCHERXP - 02/24/2014
hamlin! lol
77.) crookedeye - 02/24/2014
i told you didn't I !!!!!!
what a fraekin race! 78.) Floyd - 02/24/2014
Good deal
Jr wins 79.) ARCHERXP - 02/24/2014
and jr takes it w/a wreck apparently
80.) crookedeye - 02/24/2014
....
81.) Floyd - 02/24/2014
Someone needs to slap Dillon around a bit.
82.) Floyd - 02/24/2014
I hope Billy got to enjoy the race.
Great race. 83.) crookedeye - 02/24/2014
I'M EMOTIONALLY DRAINED..
84.) crookedeye - 02/24/2014
I CANT BELIEVE IT...I FEEL LIKE BULLZI RIGHT NOW...
85.) crookedeye - 02/24/2014
[url]http://www.sportingnews.com/nascar/story/2014-02-23/dale-earnhardt-jr-wins-daytona-500[/url]
86.) Floyd - 02/24/2014
It's so nice to have a win in my win column. Now Joey needs to win one.
It was sure nice of Jimmie to help out his teammate. Dale Jr will win another one. Post the score card Tricky Ricky. 87.) crookedeye - 02/24/2014
crookedeye
)dale jr ...1000 points 2 denny Hamlin 500 points plus I get another thousand points just because.. 88.) Floyd - 02/24/2014
You didn't even come close to my 6,000 points.
89.) crookedeye - 02/24/2014
this is what i'm actually doing now...my dog will be the best dog in the competition..his name is scooter..
90.) Floyd - 02/24/2014
Our suspicion about you are true. So, if you are the lady in the video, who's the guy in your avatar? Oh, that was incentive of me. Obviously a before and after, I get it. Sorry.
Good job Scooter. Make mom, er, um dad proud. Joking :laugh: 91.) crookedeye - 02/24/2014
actually my brother in law sister has competition dogs she was on the usa channel...true story..
92.) crookedeye - 02/24/2014
to be honest I don't think I could run around like that..
93.) crookedeye - 02/24/2014
the only dogs I had was whitey, an English setter, duke a black lab male..and terry a Scottish terriery..
94.) crookedeye - 02/24/2014
they where all part of the family..
95.) crookedeye - 02/24/2014
duke I took pheasant hunting..he was more after chacing cows and hawks, then he got in a fight with a wounded goose..he was a good dog..
96.) crookedeye - 02/24/2014
I think my left lung still hurts from yelling at duke so much..i didn't think my voice could get that high of a pitch..
97.) crookedeye - 02/24/2014
he had a mind of his own..
98.) crookedeye - 02/24/2014
after getting his azz kicked by that goose you could tell he was defeated.. old duke was a good dog.. I miss him..
99.) crookedeye - 02/24/2014
I told him chit happens.. he just gave me that dumb look..
100.) bluecat - 02/24/2014
Poor Duke. That must have really been the type of fight you just don't ever recover from. Did he go quickly after that?
101.) bluecat - 02/24/2014
Sometimes it's better that way.
102.) Floyd - 02/24/2014
They just kept give each other dumb looks and turning their heads side to side. It was better that way.
103.) crookedeye - 02/24/2014
[QUOTE=bluecat;17112]Poor Duke. That must have really been the type of fight you just don't ever recover from. Did he go quickly after that?[/QUOTE]
I don't think he really cared. he was a spy 2 year old.. kinda like a teenage bigfoot.. 104.) bluecat - 02/24/2014
Was it the kind of fight where Duke knew he was immediately overmatched or was it the kind of fight that could have gone either way?
105.) crookedeye - 02/24/2014
besides I had a goose kick my azz also.. so I knew what he was going threw...
106.) crookedeye - 02/24/2014
duke fought like a girl...I still love him though...
107.) bluecat - 02/24/2014
In a way, through your story, I feel like I knew him too.
108.) bluecat - 02/24/2014
Life isn't fair sometimes.
109.) crookedeye - 02/24/2014
duke would have liked you too..
110.) Floyd - 02/24/2014
I don't think Billy should send you any pain killers.
Just saying 111.) crookedeye - 02/24/2014
I forgot about billy...he has pain killers???
112.) crookedeye - 02/24/2014
I thought billy was dieing..
113.) Floyd - 02/24/2014
Better idea.....go cold turkey
114.) crookedeye - 02/24/2014
Floyd youre so weird..
115.) bluecat - 02/25/2014
A Tribute To Duke
Duke, A damned fine dog. Got his ass kicked by a goose. Should have known better. 116.) DParker - 02/25/2014
[QUOTE=bluecat;17145]A Tribute To Duke
Duke, A damned fine dog. Got his ass kicked by a goose. Should have known better.[/QUOTE] A fine haiku. 117.) Alex - 02/27/2014
[QUOTE=crookedeye;17014]alex should be the first one..i always supported alex..[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=crookedeye;17015]just like when he wore that stupid leather hat ...I was the first to completment him on it...[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=crookedeye;17016]it was leather..right?[/QUOTE] loyal till the end. 118.) Floyd - 02/27/2014
[QUOTE=Alex;17229]loyal till the end.[/QUOTE]
Bye Crookedeye, nice knowing you. :wave: So, when is the wake for Crookedeye? This Friday night? Poor little feller. 119.) crookedeye - 03/02/2014
[QUOTE=Alex;17229]loyal till the end.[/QUOTE]
just like brothers in arms.... or no??? lol.. 120.) Floyd - 03/02/2014
A remnant of Crookedeye posting from the beyond.
121.) crookedeye - 03/02/2014
like a ghost? did I pick last weeks race or what?
122.) crookedeye - 03/02/2014
supercross finals ar on right now.. I pick stewart..
123.) crookedeye - 03/02/2014
today...harvick will win and jr will finish fourth, while Hamlin will finish in the top 10..so says the magic 8 ball...
124.) crookedeye - 03/02/2014
i'm makin a smoked pork butt with a zesty bbq sauce..plus 1/4 lb burgers and sonic onion rings..buying some big buns and making a sammiches out of the whole thing..layering first the pulled pork then the quarter pound burger top off with sonic onionrings then a dash of somemore zest bbq sauce..
I call it the pulled pork hamburger onionring sammich.. 125.) Floyd - 03/02/2014
Joey, Jimmie, Dale, Kevin
Danica, c'mon Danica Austin Dillon doesn't cause a wreck (wishful thinking) 126.) Floyd - 03/02/2014
Speaking of Danica.
Who wins? Danica or Ol'Richard Petty 127.) crookedeye - 03/02/2014
her cars not bad...
128.) crookedeye - 03/02/2014
jr's on a mission...
129.) crookedeye - 03/02/2014
he's coming...
130.) crookedeye - 03/02/2014
freaken pit stops...
131.) crookedeye - 03/02/2014
jr's coming...he's scary fast..
132.) Floyd - 03/02/2014
Called it
133.) crookedeye - 03/02/2014
jr's going to eat harvik up!!
134.) crookedeye - 03/02/2014
seriously can I call nascar race's or what?
135.) Floyd - 03/02/2014
Don't think so
136.) Floyd - 03/02/2014
Oops, you can call them. Kevin wins it though.
Billy is better 137.) Hunter - 03/02/2014
Maybe Jr has enough gas now
138.) Floyd - 03/02/2014
Joey stills it.
139.) Floyd - 03/02/2014
C'mon Dale Jr
140.) Floyd - 03/02/2014
Jr sure told Joey
141.) Hunter - 03/02/2014
All of a sudden JJ looks scary good
142.) Floyd - 03/02/2014
Joey needs to spin Jr this next restart.
143.) Floyd - 03/02/2014
CRAZY
144.) Floyd - 03/02/2014
[QUOTE=. Floyd;17396]Joey needs to spin Jr this next restart.[/QUOTE]
Kidding . Joey would never do that intentionally. He has too much respect for NASCAR and Jr. 145.) crookedeye - 03/02/2014
jr needs to keep the pressure on...
146.) crookedeye - 03/02/2014
phuck joey...
147.) Floyd - 03/02/2014
Don't be sore.....
148.) crookedeye - 03/02/2014
,,,.
149.) Floyd - 03/03/2014
JJ's turn next week.
150.) crookedeye - 03/09/2014
kasey kahn will win this weeks race...
you heard it here first... 151.) crookedeye - 03/09/2014
I know floyds thinking....
152.) crookedeye - 03/09/2014
with a head like his you would think he was a genious...
153.) crookedeye - 03/09/2014
there's no joking around with a head like that..
154.) crookedeye - 03/09/2014
dale jr's got to go!!!
155.) crookedeye - 03/09/2014
lost fuel... o well Jr will get him next week...
156.) crookedeye - 03/09/2014
that was intense....
157.) crookedeye - 03/09/2014
what a race...
158.) crookedeye - 03/09/2014
I would like to punch kelowoski in the face... he's a punk..
159.) crookedeye - 03/09/2014
dale jr. is on a mission this year....
160.) crookedeye - 03/09/2014
jr's going to Bristol with a chip on his shoulder...
161.) crookedeye - 03/09/2014
isn't Bristol like where gladiators fought?? it's going to be good..
162.) crookedeye - 03/09/2014
jr's bringing the hammer down ... next week..
163.) crookedeye - 03/16/2014
danica and harvick ...will not win the race tomorrow ....you heard it here first..
if this comes true I will be 3 of 4 this year.. 164.) crookedeye - 03/23/2014
i'm going out on a limb this week. my experience and vast knowledge of the sport of nascar says...Jeff Gordon will be the winner of Fontana...
you heard it here first.... 165.) crookedeye - 03/23/2014
jeff Gordons chevy needs to eat...
166.) billy b - 03/23/2014
You were almost right crookedeye.
167.) crookedeye - 03/24/2014
...o man if he would of won ..there would have been a party on here tonight....close but no cigar....i put on my new shirt and was ready to celebrate until that caution came out...
168.) crookedeye - 03/30/2014
denny Hamlin will win today...
169.) billy b - 03/30/2014
Hamlin will wreck, Johnson will win.
170.) crookedeye - 03/30/2014
billy you forgot to say you heard it here first..
Hamlin's on a mission!! 171.) crookedeye - 03/30/2014
billy you better stick with picking your nose....because Johnson doesn't stand a chance against Hamlin...
172.) crookedeye - 03/30/2014
billy I said he wasn't going to win...what a loser.. Jr rules...
173.) billy b - 03/31/2014
Huh, I thought JJ beat the lil #11 cry baby, oh yea, he did & finished 2nd:grin:.
174.) crookedeye - 03/31/2014
I was sweating it there for a while..Johnson was in the lead all day. I don't think I could of handled it well if he would of won..:wink
175.) crookedeye - 03/31/2014
jr are kelowaski... aka the Pollock. will win the title this year..
you heard it here first. 176.) billy b - 03/31/2014
Jr sure looks good this year, now he's gonna loose Letart next year, he'll have to start all over.
177.) crookedeye - 03/31/2014
I don't no why letert is leaving?? o well.. jr's always been good..they'll get someone good to replace him.
178.) billy b - 03/31/2014
Letart is joining the Fox broadcast each week next year, he'll be on the broadcast but working for Fox.
179.) crookedeye - 03/31/2014
like the Kelly files on fox? man the things i'd do to her... she is one sexy babe..
180.) billy b - 04/01/2014
Yuup, there is a passle of eye candy on Fox.
181.) Floyd - 04/06/2014
NASCAR Duck Boat Races in Texas
Looks like a night race when the rain lets up. 182.) crookedeye - 04/06/2014
that was a good eulogy and one heck of an national athem..
carl Edwards should win the rain soaked texas race.. 183.) billy b - 04/06/2014
Gimmy Jimmie.
184.) crookedeye - 04/06/2014
billy if you pick jimmy Johnson one more time, I swear to god.....
185.) billy b - 04/07/2014
What?????????????????
Short chit. 186.) billy b - 04/07/2014
Posponed till tomorrow @ 11 AM
187.) Floyd - 04/07/2014
Joey likes big, fast tracks.
188.) Floyd - 04/07/2014
Nail biter ending coming up.
Logano Gordon K Busch 189.) crookedeye - 04/12/2014
Jeff gordan or jr tonight...billy who you got??
190.) billy b - 04/12/2014
Harvick or Johnson.
191.) crookedeye - 04/12/2014
you just didn't say Johnson did you???
192.) Floyd - 04/12/2014
Only a matter of time before Johnson wins.
BUT Will Jr win a second before Johnson wins his first? Inquiring crookedeyes want to know 193.) Floyd - 04/12/2014
CE, who is going to win the Masters?
194.) billy b - 04/12/2014
Prolly a Texan:wink
195.) crookedeye - 04/12/2014
bubba Watson...he tore up the back nine...
196.) crookedeye - 04/12/2014
my heart says freddy ..but I don't think that oleman can string together a saturday and sunday round..
197.) Floyd - 04/12/2014
Bubba needs to get it back tother.
The cars are on the track now 198.) billy b - 04/13/2014
Johnson is moving up
199.) Floyd - 04/13/2014
6 to go
Billy's JJ vs CE's JR 200.) Floyd - 04/13/2014
JJ LEADING
JR IN 2ND YELLOW 3 TO GO 201.) Floyd - 04/13/2014
Green white checker
Coming up 202.) Floyd - 04/13/2014
Another yellow
Jr was out front before the yellow. 203.) Floyd - 04/13/2014
Another green white checkered
Standby 204.) Floyd - 04/13/2014
Harvick
JR JJ 205.) Floyd - 04/13/2014
I bet CE yelled, "Get two tires Jr!!"
206.) crookedeye - 04/13/2014
Floyd who are you talking too??
207.) billy b - 04/13/2014
Crookedeye,
I told you Harvick:grin::clap: 208.) crookedeye - 04/13/2014
whatever...
209.) crookedeye - 04/13/2014
freddy is making some putts..
210.) billy b - 04/13/2014
So is Spieth
211.) crookedeye - 04/13/2014
bubba Watson!!! did I call this are what?? I should get paid money for predicting stuff like this..
212.) crookedeye - 04/13/2014
I have a big anousement next weekend.... its a prediction thats never been made before..
213.) billy b - 04/14/2014
I know, you're hired a spelling tutor?:grin:
214.) crookedeye - 05/04/2014
danica Patrick will not only place in the top 5..but have a shot at the win.. you heard it here first..
billy who you got JJ??? 215.) Hunter - 05/04/2014
You are watching tv all weekend when you should be out turkey hunting!!!!! :tap:
216.) crookedeye - 05/04/2014
the turkeys are to smart for me...I was going to get out next weekend, but its mothersday..maybe the following week..but theres some good fights on that weekend.. had some good chances this year..really kills me that first week I went and shot feathers with my bow..:bang:
217.) crookedeye - 05/04/2014
if I have an opportunity with my bow ..rather it be turkey or deer .. its a good hunt.
218.) crookedeye - 05/04/2014
that was a good hunt..the action was hot and heavy.i was sitting in my doublebull thinking about what was going to be on tv that night and rather to get a subway sandwich or a chicken dinner from the restaurant up the street..
had a big gobbler 20 yards ..probally less than that...and blew it..i just didn't think.. that's why bowhunting is so fun... 219.) Hunter - 05/04/2014
:tu:
220.) Floyd - 05/10/2014
BOO!!!
221.) Floyd - 05/10/2014
Pick your winner CE not your nose.
Then I'll know who will actually win. 222.) Floyd - 05/10/2014
I jest with you CE.
Billy picked the winner already. 223.) crookedeye - 05/10/2014
i'm going out on a limb this week and picking Edwards to place..
224.) Floyd - 05/10/2014
During pre-race coverage, Danica is caught patting Stenhouse on the butt.
I don't think her minds in the game. 225.) crookedeye - 05/10/2014
danica has a pretty fast car,,she needs to get her mind in the game and forget about all that foreplay..
226.) crookedeye - 05/17/2014
Ok after I picked the triple crown winner..this race is for a million dollars...Floyd what would you do with a million dollars???
I think Jr might get it done tonight...No!!! I don't think.. I no Jr will get it done tonight... 227.) Floyd - 05/18/2014
Buy a bigger piggy bank.
228.) Floyd - 05/18/2014
Crazy second segment
229.) crookedeye - 05/25/2014
today i'm going with carl Edwards..Hunter who you got?
230.) Floyd - 05/25/2014
O'Carl is starting 22nd. Should be a good show then.
JJ on the pole Danica sitting 4 My man Joey sitting 8 with Jr next. I'm thinking Kahne or Boyer, if not those listed above. Not Edwards though. Anyways, how does Stenhouse handle his GF out driving him every week? 231.) crookedeye - 05/25/2014
kurt busch had a good showing at indy..carl was fast at practice ..hopefully gordan's back will be alright..Jr will be up there.. and danica is looking fine like she always does..
232.) crookedeye - 05/25/2014
I have a couple more Pollack jokes.. did I ever tell you the one chuck Norris vs the 3 pollocks??
233.) Floyd - 05/26/2014
I bet you have a pocket full of Pollack Jokes.
234.) DParker - 05/26/2014
In the version I heard it was a halibut.
235.) Floyd - 05/26/2014
Dam his damn pokets fool of fish pocketses.
236.) crookedeye - 05/26/2014
did I ever tell you guys the one when Floyd fell through each rung of a wooden ladder stand?? it was like curly and the three stogies when they had to paint that house..
237.) Floyd - 05/26/2014
0197]did I ever tell you guys the one when Floyd fell through each rung of a wooden ladder stand?? it was like curly and the three stogies when they had to paint that house..[/QUOTE]
I survived. Still painful. Thanks for the reminder. Whoa, glad you're not drunk. Wouldn't want you to get mad dog mean and nasty. You run out of puppies to kick? Run out of spiders in the basement to pull their legs off? I know, you're mad JJ won. 238.) crookedeye - 05/26/2014
lol..don't make me get Kenny after you...
wheres billy at..JJ was his man..billy had be doing cartwheels last night.. 239.) crookedeye - 05/26/2014
[QUOTE=Floyd;20198]0197]did I ever tell you guys the one when Floyd fell through each rung of a wooden ladder stand?? it was like curly and the three stogies when they had to paint that house..[/QUOTE]
I survived. Still painful. Thanks for the reminder. Whoa, glad you're not drunk. Wouldn't want you to get mad dog mean and nasty. You run out of puppies to kick? Run out of spiders in the basement to pull their legs off? I know, you're mad JJ won.[/QUOTE] Floyd I always said you should of sued swampy iwould have went after the bronco.. 240.) crookedeye - 05/27/2014
polish flight 104 comes in for a hard landing..the pilot says to the co pilot..."That sure seems like a short runway" the co pilot replys.... " yeah looks awful short but wide.."
241.) crookedeye - 05/27/2014
....
242.) bluecat - 05/27/2014
[QUOTE=crookedeye;20215] " yeah looks awful short but wide.."[/QUOTE]
Wish I had a nickle for every time I've heard that. 243.) crookedeye - 06/08/2014
I called it... billy ..Floyd you guys see that??
244.) Swamp Fox - 06/08/2014
LOL...How did I get dragged into this?
:shocked: The only thing I know about racing is that the Wendy's on I-20 a half hour out of Darlington is the place to be for racing chicks when they run the Bojangles Son-of-a-Biscuit-Eater 500...It's excellent for beach bunnies, too. You have to get your table early on Saturdays, though... 245.) crookedeye - 06/15/2014
billy Floyd... I think jr's going to pull another one out of the hat..
246.) billy b - 06/15/2014
Gimme Jeff Gordon but I want Jr to win.
247.) crookedeye - 06/15/2014
this is dale's home turf.. he's fast here..
248.) Floyd - 06/15/2014
My guy is going to win
249.) Swamp Fox - 06/15/2014
Any right turns anticipated today?
250.) billy b - 06/15/2014
No cake boy.
251.) Swamp Fox - 06/15/2014
LOL...
That's disappointing. :-) 252.) Floyd - 06/15/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20917]LOL...
That's disappointing. :-)[/QUOTE] Wait until you bite into your next cheesecake. You won't look at another cheesecake without pie thoughts. Whatever happened to NASCAR road races? A few right turns in those races. 253.) billy b - 06/22/2014
Ok crookedeye, who ya got? I'll take Junior, Clint Bowyer is on the pole.
254.) crookedeye - 06/22/2014
I hate repeating myself ...but jr 's got a fast car...
255.) crookedeye - 06/22/2014
Boyer??? billy i'm going to enter you in a spellin bee contest.. boyer.... the only boyer I no is boyer chute down by the river..
256.) billy b - 06/22/2014
I think you need glasses, or less scotch:bang:
257.) crookedeye - 06/22/2014
now that we got swampy involved in the nascar thread, I hope things don't get turned around and the nascar thread turns in to a flashlight thread or seedless grapes vs. grapes with seeds..
258.) crookedeye - 06/22/2014
that's cheating billy..
259.) Floyd - 06/22/2014
[QUOTE=crookedeye;21146]now that we got swampy involved in the nascar thread, I hope things don't get turned around and the nascar thread turns in to a flashlight thread or seedless grapes vs. grapes with seeds..[/QUOTE]
Swampy is a southern man rarity. He don't like NASCAR. He don't like football. He's persnickety about a lot of things. He don't like pie. Hell, I bet he don't like girls either. Double Hell, He don't like trucks. Has two Bronco's instead. Triple Hell, He has cats. There CE, take over. That should get him going for you. :co: 260.) Swamp Fox - 06/22/2014
:tap:
Speaking of flashlights, I was looking through my catalogues the other day, and ... 261.) Floyd - 06/22/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;21170]:tap:
Speaking of flashlights, I was looking through my romance novels (I call them, "My Stories") the other day, and ...[/QUOTE] Fixed 262.) Floyd - 06/22/2014
Totally dismissive, don't take that from him Crookedeye.
263.) Swamp Fox - 06/22/2014
Who could have predicted the Nascar thread would need some drama?
Which driver would you he-men say is the most likely to read romance novels? 264.) crookedeye - 06/22/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;21170]:tap:
Speaking of flashlights, I was looking through my catalogues the other day, and ...[/QUOTE] hey I like a good flashlight just like the next guy..i have like 50 of them ..the best one I bought for hunting purposes was from cabelas.. 265.) crookedeye - 06/22/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;21176]Who could have predicted the Nascar thread would need some drama?
Which driver would you he-men say is the most likely to read romance novels?[/QUOTE] swampy if youre not going to participant in a friendly manner, then go back to youre baking thread.. this is where engines roar and men talk about men things...not baking.. lol 266.) Swamp Fox - 06/22/2014
[QUOTE=crookedeye;21177]hey I like a good flashlight just like the next guy..i have like 50 of them ...[/QUOTE]
There's a test they can do these days to see if we have the same DNA...I'll go halfsies if the possible answer doesn't scare the bejeezus out of you... 267.) Swamp Fox - 06/22/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;21176]Who could have predicted the Nascar thread would need some drama?
Which driver would you he-men say is the most likely to read romance novels?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=crookedeye;21178]swampy if youre not going to participant in a friendly manner, then go back to youre baking thread.. this is where engines roar and men talk about men things...not baking.. lol[/QUOTE] That's not answering the question, lol...We get enough of that from the administration...On the weekends, we expect honest answers...:wink 268.) billy b - 06/22/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;21176]Who could have predicted the Nascar thread would need some drama?
Which driver would you he-men say is the most likely to read romance novels?[/QUOTE] I think Danaca you moron, sheesh 269.) crookedeye - 06/22/2014
romance novels?? my favorites ones are from penthouse or playboy...I liked the one when the school teacher.....
270.) Swamp Fox - 06/22/2014
[QUOTE=billy b;21181]I think Danaca you moron, sheesh[/QUOTE]
Well, see, now we're getting somewhere... :-) 271.) Floyd - 06/22/2014
BOOM
272.) crookedeye - 06/22/2014
I never seen swampy get a beating like this before...the Nascar thread is where the strong survive. one of these days i'm going to get Floyd and billy a leather jacket kinda like what the hells angels do...but where going to be called the Nascar Kids>>
273.) crookedeye - 06/22/2014
swampy i'll be getting leather jackets for the true nascar fans..
274.) Swamp Fox - 06/22/2014
"I've had worse..."
:grin: 275.) Swamp Fox - 06/22/2014
[QUOTE=crookedeye;21185]I never seen swampy get a beating like this before...[/QUOTE]
I've had worse...C'mon, you pansies... 276.) crookedeye - 06/22/2014
lol..
277.) crookedeye - 07/27/2014
billy, Floyd..who you guys got today? danica been pretty fast last time I checked..
278.) Floyd - 07/27/2014
Okay, I'll go with Danica for the win.
279.) Swamp Fox - 07/27/2014
Who's winning so far? Or is it too early to tell?
280.) crookedeye - 07/27/2014
o man its down to the wire....
281.) crookedeye - 07/27/2014
things are happening..
282.) Swamp Fox - 08/03/2014
I know there's a race at Pocono today... How come nobody's on here giving a lap-by-lap?
283.) crookedeye - 08/03/2014
jrs fast..real fast...billy Floyd...you guys watching this?
284.) crookedeye - 08/03/2014
wow...what a race...
285.) crookedeye - 08/03/2014
I thinks that's 3 for jr...Floyd what did I say at the beginning of the season???
286.) crookedeye - 08/03/2014
why is jr so cool??
287.) Swamp Fox - 08/03/2014
[QUOTE=crookedeye;22809]I thinks that's 3 for jr...Floyd what did I say at the beginning of the season???[/QUOTE]
Floyd has pie in his ears...He didn't hear anything you said. 288.) billy b - 08/03/2014
Was a great race, Jr won with the help of great calls by Steve Letart.
289.) crookedeye - 08/23/2014
tonight I have kenseth...
billy Floyd who you guys got?? this kinda reminds me I need to start a husker thread..i'm starting to get goose bumps, next Saturday the big reds coming to play... 290.) billy b - 08/24/2014
Gimme Gordon.
291.) crookedeye - 08/24/2014
gordans doing good this year ..if jr doesn't win it I hope gordan does..
292.) Floyd - 08/29/2014
CE, I see your buddy Tony Stewart is driving this weekend.
293.) crookedeye - 08/29/2014
yeah he needs to get back in there, night race Atlanta..its going to be interesting the fans reactions..
294.) Floyd - 08/29/2014
I like to see if he finishes the race.
295.) crookedeye - 08/29/2014
his minds gotta be in a fog..
296.) Floyd - 08/29/2014
No doubt
297.) Floyd - 08/31/2014
Ryan Newman pole position is #4 today. He may win it.
298.) crookedeye - 08/31/2014
tuff tony needs a win to get in the chase..jrs fast as always.
299.) Floyd - 08/31/2014
Tony has 10 spots to make up.
300.) Floyd - 08/31/2014
Joey will get another two wins and screw things up.
301.) Floyd - 08/31/2014
[QUOTE=crookedeye;23801]his minds gotta be in a fog..[/QUOTE]
...plus Atlanta is a night race. 302.) crookedeye - 08/31/2014
cars are going to be all shiny and stuff.. its going to be a good race..
303.) billy b - 08/31/2014
Yuup, a good race, watch out for Gordon.
304.) crookedeye - 08/31/2014
I used to hate gordan..now he's starting to win me over.. he's good this year..
305.) billy b - 08/31/2014
You're also getting smarter in yer ole age, who nos, you might replace obamamama, are you gonna run?
306.) Floyd - 08/31/2014
Almost starting time...
307.) crookedeye - 08/31/2014
jr's fast..
308.) crookedeye - 08/31/2014
tony stewarts on a mission... I respect him now more than I ever did!!
309.) Floyd - 09/01/2014
CE, you didn't mentioned Kasey Kahne won last night.
Tony could not stay off the soft Nebraska walls and ended the race early. Danica finishes sixth. Nice. What else happened? 310.) crookedeye - 09/07/2014
there was to much going on last night with the husker making a unbelievable championship comeback..and the buckeyes loosing I lost all track on who won the race last night..
311.) Floyd - 09/07/2014
Brad Keselowski did.
The Chase 1. Brad Keselowski, 2012 points 2. Jeff Gordon, 2009 3. Dale Earnhardt Jr., 2009 4. Jimmie Johnson, 2009 5. Joey Logano, 2009 6. Kevin Harvick, 2006 7. Carl Edwards, 2006 8. Kyle Busch, 2003 9. Denny Hamlin, 2003 10. Kurt Busch, 2003 11. Kasey Kahne, 2003 12. Aric Almirola, 2003 13. AJ Allmendinger, 2003 14. Matt Kenseth, 2000 15. Greg Biffle, 2000 16. Ryan Newman, 2000 312.) crookedeye - 09/07/2014
jeff gordan might have a shot at it again...i'm rooting for jr..he cant have any mistakes ..top 5's and a win..
313.) crookedeye - 09/07/2014
its going to get intense here in the next weeks to come..
314.) Floyd - 09/07/2014
So, you going to predict that someone, in the top five, is going to win?
Going out on a limb, aren't you? 315.) crookedeye - 09/07/2014
i'm still thinking...
316.) Floyd - 09/07/2014
[QUOTE=crookedeye;24426]i'm still thinking...[/QUOTE]
Let me look north.............yep, I see the smoke. 317.) crookedeye - 09/07/2014
i'll have a winner for you next week...
318.) Floyd - 09/07/2014
Billy, what do you say sir?
319.) crookedeye - 09/07/2014
too bad tough tony didn't get in it..that guy always new how to race when it counted..
320.) Floyd - 09/07/2014
[QUOTE=crookedeye;24435]too bad tough tony didn't get in it..that guy always new how to race when it counted..[/QUOTE]
With all the moonlighting in other races, he seems run down. Just can't keep a killer pace like that and expect to stay on top. 321.) crookedeye - 09/07/2014
you no who i'm going to pick don't you?? I cant pick against jr..
kelowoski hate him just as much as Meyers but he has a chance..i guess who ever gets out of the gate fastest is going to have a chance to win...next weeks race is going to be good.. 322.) Floyd - 09/07/2014
For sure. I believe the three of us would pick Jr to win it all.
Pick one other besides Jr. My second pick will be Joey Billy might go with Gordon as is second pick. 323.) crookedeye - 09/07/2014
i'm going out on a limb and pick..
Carl Edwards 324.) Floyd - 09/07/2014
Well, then, Billy would raise you a Hamlin.
325.) crookedeye - 09/07/2014
you cant beat a subway sandwich...
326.) Floyd - 09/07/2014
CE, you think Pete Rose will ever make it into the Baseball Hall of Fame?
Is he even mentioned at all inside that building? 327.) crookedeye - 09/14/2014
billy Floyd... what you guys not talking to me now??
328.) crookedeye - 09/14/2014
good race...
329.) crookedeye - 09/14/2014
at least jr didn't wreck...its time now...
330.) crookedeye - 09/21/2014
[QUOTE=Floyd;24470]CE, you think Pete Rose will ever make it into the Baseball Hall of Fame?
Is he even mentioned at all inside that building?[/QUOTE] yes pete rose should make it into the hall of fame ..what position he play ? second base...? I remember he took out that catcher during the allstar game..always new where to hit the ball..good player.. 331.) crookedeye - 09/21/2014
jrs knows he needs a top 3 finish today to have a chance..
332.) crookedeye - 09/21/2014
dparker who do you got?
333.) crookedeye - 10/11/2014
its do or die for jr these last two races..
334.) crookedeye - 10/11/2014
this is serious business...jr needs a win.
335.) billy b - 10/12/2014
He's running good but not enough to win.
336.) crookedeye - 10/12/2014
jrs playing possum.. I think he has a chance tonight.. all this two tire pit stops...there on to something..
337.) crookedeye - 10/12/2014
he cannot wreck tonight..
338.) crookedeye - 10/12/2014
he's got talladaga next week for the win if things don't pan out for him this week..
339.) crookedeye - 10/12/2014
I like this new bracket thing nascar has out..
340.) crookedeye - 10/12/2014
this is probally the best nascar season ever.. of course Floyd is standing behind the fense yelling in...
341.) crookedeye - 10/12/2014
wow... harvicks team is fast..
342.) crookedeye - 10/12/2014
jr has one more race to get it done...tallalldaga...the moons will be set right and glory will be his...god really..
343.) crookedeye - 10/12/2014
the winds will come...jr will prevail..o lord granted tis days for we are about to sin...
and the sherperd said on the Sabbath day next sunday jr..will race for the cup.. 344.) crookedeye - 10/12/2014
telledaga next week!!...all the women and children should be very afraid.. that raced track is going to be violent..
345.) crookedeye - 10/12/2014
that's what she said..
346.) crookedeye - 10/12/2014
words we not be spoken..engines will roar..
347.) crookedeye - 10/12/2014
you all no katy perry is playing at the superbowl.. 348.) crookedeye - 10/12/2014
finally..!!!
349.) crookedeye - 10/12/2014
if there was one track jr has a shot at this is it..
350.) crookedeye - 10/19/2014
this is it for jr today...
351.) crookedeye - 10/19/2014
Floyd if you don't fart or say something i'm going to freak out.. I might have to take drastic measure to make you talk..
352.) crookedeye - 10/19/2014
floyds like that black chick on the morning talk shows.."o no you didn't"Mmm HMMM! with his hands on his hips..
353.) crookedeye - 10/19/2014
I hate the chase format..jimmy Johnson is the best racer out there..besides traler macanrorue a dirt track racer from Nebraska..
354.) crookedeye - 10/19/2014
you got a guy like joey logano leading the points now...its a discredit to nascar dale senior is rollng over in his grave..
355.) crookedeye - 11/16/2014
billy, Floyd... can you guys feel the tension in the air?? this race is going to be an ole fashion slooberknocker..
356.) crookedeye - 11/16/2014
I just don't want harvick to win...it would be like bullzi winning first prize in a pie eating contest..it would just suck...
357.) crookedeye - 11/16/2014
it was a good year ..do I think there should be changes? yes..Gordon was the best driver out there this year..not to be able to have a chance at the end for him when he ran good all year..newman and lagano... it is what it is..them two couldn't beat fred flintstone in a drag race...
358.) billy b - 11/17/2014
Finally we completely agree, I'm looking forward to next year, Jr's gonna have a new crew chief, I wonder who mit will be?
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