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1.) Jon - 01/29/2014

I was tasked to do a study based on cat ownership, please help.

1. Do you own a cat or multiple cats? Please specify number of cats.

2. Are you married or in a significant relationship with someone?

3. Do you hold a full time job.

Thanks for your help in this study.

2.) bluecat - 01/29/2014

Swampy, do your best. Don't write the answers on your hands this time.

3.) bluecat - 01/29/2014

[QUOTE=Jon;15646]I was tasked to do a study based on cat ownership, please help.

1. Do you own a cat or multiple cats? Please specify number of cats.

If you own multiple cats and are a woman, skip question 2.

2. Are you married or in a significant relationship with someone?

3. Do you hold a full time job.

Thanks for your help in this study.[/QUOTE]

Adjusted it slightly for you.

4.) luv2bowhunt - 01/29/2014

I'm guessing you don't mean heavy equipment, so I'm out. Wife had one but we had to put it down, kidneys were spent.

Was peeing everywhere, man I hated that thing.

Hope this helps!!!!!!!!!!!!

5.) Jon - 01/29/2014

I guess I assumed that the vast majority of visitors here are male in gender. My bad.
If you are female, just ignore the question all together because it's not pertinent.

6.) Swamp Fox - 01/29/2014

LOL...

Who does that commercial where it's "When you do this, then this happens...And when that happens, then this happens...Don't let that happen..." ???

There's one of those that is perfect for me and my animal adoption operation I've got going here...LOL.

I'll see if it's on youtube if someone gives me a hint.

7.) Ventilator - 01/29/2014

direct tv vs cable company

8.) Ventilator - 01/29/2014

dont let your dad get punched in the gut over a can of soup

9.) Ventilator - 01/29/2014

had a wife with a cat once.

she moved out in 02

cat is dead now

10.) Swamp Fox - 01/29/2014

Excellent. That's it! And that one is one of my favorites, too, LOL.

11.) Swamp Fox - 01/29/2014

:grin:

The one I was looking for is the first one here, believe it or not. I forgot about the beard part...Mine might be coming off tonight,, LOL...

12.) Swamp Fox - 01/29/2014

In case it didn't post:

13.) bluecat - 01/29/2014

Swampy do the locals call you "Big fatty face?"

14.) Swamp Fox - 01/29/2014

Huh...All I'm seeing is an exclamation mark in a gray circle. Twice.

15.) DParker - 01/29/2014

[QUOTE=Jon;15646]1. Do you own a cat or multiple cats? Please specify number of cats. [B][COLOR="#B22222"]0. The freezer is already full, and when we want Korean food we go out for it.[/COLOR][/B]

2. Are you married or in a significant relationship with someone? [B][COLOR="#B22222"]My wife seems to think so.[/COLOR][/B]

3. Do you hold a full time job. [B][COLOR="#B22222"]It seems more like it holds me.[/COLOR][/B][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;15669]:grin:

The one I was looking for is the first one here, believe it or not. I forgot about the beard part...Mine might be coming off tonight,, LOL...[/QUOTE]

DirectTV needs to forget all that and go back to the Genie.

16.) Swamp Fox - 01/29/2014

[QUOTE=bluecat;15674]Swampy do the locals call you "Big fatty face?"[/QUOTE]

Well, I am a local fisherman, LOL...

17.) Floyd - 01/29/2014

NO CATS HERE.

It's my experience that girls that own a cat are mental. With multiple cats they tend to be insane.

18.) bluecat - 01/29/2014

[QUOTE=Ventilator;15666]had a wife with a cat once.

she moved out in 02

cat is dead now[/QUOTE]

It's a good story, it really is.
My suggestion would be to develop the characters a little more.

Or turn it into a Haiku.

19.) DParker - 01/29/2014

[QUOTE=Floyd;15681]NO CATS HERE.

It's my experience that girls that own a cat are mental. With multiple cats they tend to be insane.[/QUOTE]

So long as marriage/other long-term relationship isn't your goal, don't write off the cat girls. Remember this general principle:

20.) Swamp Fox - 01/29/2014

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

21.) Floyd - 01/29/2014

[QUOTE=bluecat;15683]It's a good story, it really is.
My suggestion would be to develop the characters a little more.

Or turn it into a Haiku.[/QUOTE]

That's some funny cat crap right there. :laugh::laugh:

22.) Jon - 01/29/2014

So, if I can read between the lines here, I have a few answers. Keep em coming folks, this project can't complete itself you know.

23.) bluecat - 01/29/2014

[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;15680]Well, I am a local fisherman, LOL...

[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;15669]:grin:

The one I was looking for is the first one here, believe it or not. I forgot about the beard part...Mine might be coming off tonight,, LOL...

[/QUOTE]

Swampy shave [B]with[/B] the grain.

24.) Floyd - 01/29/2014

[QUOTE=DParker;15685]So long as marriage/other long-term relationship isn't your goal, don't write off the cat girls. Remember this general principle:

[/QUOTE]

And Swampy is out there trying to compete. :laugh: Swampy's cats are starting to make sense.

25.) bluecat - 01/29/2014

Swampy she is homeless.

26.) Floyd - 01/29/2014

Hot, off the insane scale and homeless. Go for it Swampy.

This one might not be finicky.

27.) Wild Bob - 01/29/2014

I own a D-7. Opps, I think you where looking for the furry kind...can't help ya on that one.

28.) Swamp Fox - 01/29/2014

Oh, she'll be finicky....I can just tell....:wink:grin:

29.) Ventilator - 01/29/2014

[QUOTE=bluecat;15683]It's a good story, it really is.
My suggestion would be to develop the characters a little more.

Or turn it into a Haiku.[/QUOTE]

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[/URL]

vent went hunting in 02

wife moved out

wife ran up credit card bills

cat died

vent pays child support

30.) Ventilator - 01/29/2014

not good at poems

31.) DParker - 01/29/2014

A haiku, by Henry Gibson...

[I]Two people part ways.

Who comes out ahead on this?

Only the lawyers.[/I]

32.) DParker - 01/29/2014

Another...

[I]The cat is outside.

His cries to come in, not heard.

Time for a new screen.[/I]

33.) DParker - 01/29/2014

[I]Hot crazy girl fun.

Waking up in the bath tub.

I'll miss that kidney.[/I]

34.) Swamp Fox - 01/29/2014

[QUOTE=DParker;15716]Another...

[I]The cat is outside.

His cries to come in, not heard.

Time for a new screen.[/I][/QUOTE]

That's actually one of the better haikus I've ever heard, LOL.

I've never understood the thrill of haiku. Maybe you have to be Japanese.

Here's one of the worst ever, but consider the source:

[I]Snow in my shoe
Abandoned
Sparrow's nest
[/I]

---Jack Kerouac

35.) Swamp Fox - 01/29/2014

[QUOTE=DParker;15717][I]Hot crazy girl fun.

Waking up in the bath tub.

I'll miss that kidney.[/I][/QUOTE]

:laugh::laugh:
:laugh::laugh:
:laugh::laugh:

36.) bluecat - 01/29/2014

Find me a girlfriend
One with a giant rack please
Sincerely, the Swamp

37.) Swamp Fox - 01/29/2014

Okay, I get that one...

:-)

38.) Jon - 01/29/2014

Large rack bent over my hood
wife in passenger seat
die and be happy?

by Jon

39.) Swamp Fox - 01/29/2014

However, it might have taken the lead for worst ever...:wink

40.) luv2bowhunt - 01/29/2014

Website created in upstate NY.

Members arise from around the entire nation.

Several sunsets later, we're dumber.

41.) Floyd - 01/29/2014

[QUOTE=bluecat;15720]Find me a girlfriend
One with a giant rack please
Sincerely, the Swamp[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;15721]Okay, I get that one...

:-)[/QUOTE]

I read on another thread that he don't know what to do with the rack he has now. He won't know what to do with his girlfriend's rack.

Sing along..... Pussycat, pussycat, I love you, yes, I do!, You and your pussycat nose. whoooa whoa whoa whoa

Hours and hours of fun at Swampy's house. Keep sing.... I got flowers and lots of hours to spend with you. whoooa whoa whoa whoa

[video=youtube_share;Ga3I5DTIA-E]http://youtu.be/Ga3I5DTIA-E[/video]

42.) DParker - 01/29/2014

C'mon, man...there are rules! 5-7-5!

43.) luv2bowhunt - 01/29/2014

[QUOTE=DParker;15728]C'mon, man...there are rules! 5-7-5![/QUOTE]

Mine follows the rules. Oh yeah.

44.) Jon - 01/29/2014

We don't need no stinkin rules

45.) DParker - 01/29/2014

[I]Rednecks having fun.

Hey, hold my beer and watch this.

Darwin Award won.[/I]

46.) Ohbuckhunter - 01/30/2014

2 barn cats
Married
Self employed

47.) DParker - 01/30/2014

[I]Ohbuckhunter's here.

Eats "chili" with cinnamon.

What's wrong with that boy?[/I]

48.) Floyd - 01/30/2014

Mister Marcum's high pitched singing

Three little piggies goes wee wee wee

Jon's finger hurt like hell

Truth
peace out

49.) Tom-Wisconsin - 01/30/2014

Hi Jon and everyone. I have one cat. Been married 36 years and work full time. I never was a cat person until I got married and the cat was part of the deal (different cat).

50.) NEBigAl - 01/30/2014

Cat owner.

In a relationship

Love cats.

51.) Hunter - 01/30/2014

3 cats
married
employed

52.) bluecat - 01/30/2014

[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;15718]

Here's one of the worst ever, but consider the source:

[I]Snow in my shoe
Abandoned
Sparrow's nest
[/I]

---Jack Kerouac[/QUOTE]

Long ago, a friend of mine was reading "On the Road" by Jack Kerouac. He was following all the beatnik "so called prophets" at the time. He kept telling me how great of a book it was and the fact that it was the bible for living. I took his advice and read the book. What a crap-load of steaming excrement that thing was. And I told him so.

53.) bluecat - 01/30/2014

"I would but the damn cat is in the way."

54.) Swamp Fox - 01/30/2014

A Classic!...:laugh:

Never will be another Johnny Carson.

55.) bluecat - 01/30/2014

Glad you got that. :grin:

56.) Swamp Fox - 01/30/2014

I would like to say that it's because I'm knee-deep in cats, but we both know that's not true...

LOL

57.) DParker - 01/30/2014

[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;15803]A Classic!...:laugh:

Never will be another Johnny Carson.[/QUOTE]

"I'd give a years pay to peek under there."

58.) Ohbuckhunter - 01/30/2014

[QUOTE=DParker;15781][I]Ohbuckhunter's here.

Eats "chili" with cinnamon.

What's wrong with that boy?[/I][/QUOTE]
Good stuff with beans

[QUOTE=Floyd;15783]Mister Marcum's high pitched singing

Three little piggies goes wee wee wee

Jon's finger hurt like hell

Truth
peace out[/QUOTE]
That's a traject event in my life.

59.) Deerminator - 01/30/2014

When I did own cats I was single with a steady squeez. They were her cats, ( 2 ), which ended up staying and becoming MY cats after
we split. They were really cool with great personalites. AND very entertaining. ( I could start a whole new thread on that alone ).
Had them for around 10-11 years.
58 pluss hours a week

60.) Jon - 02/14/2014

So, without as much data as I would have liked its difficult to make a determination based on cat ownership. I am able to figure that most men who have inherited cats from past loves have gone on to achieve long lasting bliss with another woman. I don't have any data to support any determination based on men who have cats that they have bought/acquired on their own without any input from a woman.
I can't believe I got podunked in podunk.........

61.) huya - 02/18/2014

[QUOTE=Jon;16712]So, without as much data as I would have liked its difficult to make a determination based on cat ownership. I am able to figure that most men who have inherited cats from past loves have gone on to achieve long lasting bliss with another woman. I don't have any data to support any determination based on men who have cats that they have bought/acquired on their own without any input from a woman.
I can't believe I got podunked in podunk.........[/QUOTE]

I have 4 cats. Married w/3 children. 2 Moved on with their lives. 1 Cat.

62.) huya - 02/18/2014

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