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1.) Ohbuckhunter - 12/16/2013
I'll start out with Alex. If I'm ever that bald id get a toupe. That melon of his will blind a man.
2.) Floyd - 12/16/2013
You're not a nice man Mr Marcum. It's Christmas season for Pete sakes.

Now apologies to Alex.

Then go trade something with Crookedeye.
3.) Ohbuckhunter - 12/16/2013
I don't have the good stuff he needs. I offered Jess but he turned that down as well. That's the best thing I got.
4.) Floyd - 12/16/2013
If he'd gotten panther martins instead of mepps, he wouldn't have to trade.
5.) Alex - 12/16/2013
[QUOTE=Ohbuckhunter;13595]I'll start out with Alex. If I'm ever that bald id get a toupe. That melon of his will blind a man.[/QUOTE]
You should look so good brother..

Here is what I was doing sunday... how bout you?



:P
6.) Alex - 12/16/2013
And on a side note... it still amazes me how many women insist on rubbing my head when we're out in the bar. LMAO.. I remember the ATA show in Indy and all the members of the sausage choir looking at me and saying WTF. 3 of them shaved their head that next week.
7.) luv2bowhunt - 12/16/2013
I'm pretty sure that girl is not wearing a shirt.

Making fun of people is rude, I'd never do that.:re:
8.) Jon - 12/16/2013
You might have been taking pics of her......... I guess "doing her" is all depending on what we're discussing here. Well done Alex!
9.) Ohbuckhunter - 12/16/2013
Crap. I tried.
10.) Alex - 12/16/2013
[QUOTE=luv2bowhunt;13601]I'm pretty sure that girl is not wearing a shirt.

Making fun of people is rude, I'd never do that.:re:[/QUOTE]
Yeah... it started as a full clothing shoot, and then some topless. We ran out of time before we got to the full nude shots... will be following up soon with those.
Of course all the final shots are covering everything for public viewing.

This one was my favorite from the day though. She was a blast to work with. Tons of fun and still very professional.

But, you're right... I'm bald ... it's a terrible disability to live with. Thank goodness I have the small moments of joy to get me through it :-P :wave:
11.) Ohbuckhunter - 12/16/2013
Shit. I'm getting ready to shave my head and buy a camera. Think it would work for me.
12.) Alex - 12/16/2013
[QUOTE=Ohbuckhunter;13609]Shit. I'm getting ready to shave my head and buy a camera. Think it would work for me.[/QUOTE]
Sure... it worked for me.. it HAS to work for you doesnt it?
:P
13.) Wild Bob - 12/16/2013
Uh, I don't think that would work for you Ohio...you've got to have finesse to pull that off... :-)

That being said...by jumping in here, I guess I've opened painted a big bulls-eye on my; well, lets not say that, you get it...so in the words of the great angry elf, "Are ya feeling like a man my friend, bring it on...."
14.) Ohbuckhunter - 12/16/2013
[QUOTE=Alex;13610]Sure... it worked for me.. it HAS to work for you doesnt it?
:P[/QUOTE]

;) so if I make fun if mike now will he show up. What about mr peck.
15.) Ohbuckhunter - 12/16/2013
[QUOTE=Wild Bob;13611]Uh, I don't think that would work for you Ohio...you've got to have finesse to pull that off... :-)

That being said...by jumping in here, I guess I've opened painted a big bulls-eye on my; well, lets not say that, you get it...so in the words of the great angry elf, "Are ya feeling like a man my friend, bring it on...."[/QUOTE]

Oh I got the tools to make it work. Grey beard hair n all.
16.) luv2bowhunt - 12/16/2013
If I were going to make fun of Alex, it would be for something other than being bald. Maybe all the site crashes or the time the server got flooded or for that big giant pig he has waddling around.

Then there was the time he almost got his ass kicked by Nathan the Wushu warrior, bereft of royalty, overthrown by an unsuspecting revolt.

All good times.......not sure what year that was, or what version of this thing he was running. ArcheryWorld or BowCountry or CommandoCountry or whatever.
17.) Ohbuckhunter - 12/16/2013
Them are all very good points.
18.) Alex - 12/16/2013
Nathan was scary as hell.
I was just happy to survive.
19.) Go Bucks - 12/16/2013
[QUOTE=Alex;13599]You should look so good brother..

Here is what I was doing sunday... how bout you?



:P[/QUOTE]

correction.. this is what you wish you were doing. sitting behind a camera strumming the one-string and singing a solo tune doesn't count...
20.) Go Bucks - 12/16/2013
[QUOTE=Ohbuckhunter;13609]I'm getting ready to shave my head and buy a camera. Think it would work for me.[/QUOTE]

nope. you may as well consider being a priest. at least you would have an excuse for not getting any
21.) Ventilator - 12/16/2013
[QUOTE=Ohbuckhunter;13609]Shit..................................[/QUOTE]



:wave:
22.) Alex - 12/17/2013
[QUOTE=Go Bucks;13619]correction.. this is what you wish you were doing. sitting behind a camera strumming the one-string and singing a solo tune doesn't count...[/QUOTE]
ha... it sure as hell does count.
and you damn well know it :P
23.) Go Bucks - 12/17/2013
[QUOTE=Alex;13625]ha... it sure as hell does count.
and you damn well know it :P[/QUOTE]

Heads up alex... dateline nbc is doing a series on bald dirty old men posing as nudey photographers. You dont drive a windowless van, do you?
24.) Alex - 12/17/2013
[QUOTE=Go Bucks;13627]Heads up alex... dateline nbc is doing a series on bald dirty old men posing as nudey photographers. You dont drive a windowless van, do you?[/QUOTE]
Told ya man... rent your own. Mine is booked.

And take a tip.. .spring for the black plastic. It really completes the effect.
25.) Go Bucks - 12/17/2013
[QUOTE=Alex;13629]Told ya man... rent your own. Mine is booked.

And take a tip.. .spring for the black plastic. It really completes the effect.[/QUOTE]

my bad.. I thought you had a fleet of those Mystery vans...
26.) DParker - 12/17/2013
[QUOTE=Alex;13629]Told ya man... rent your own. Mine is booked.

And take a tip.. .spring for the black plastic. It really completes the effect.[/QUOTE]

Is that the edition that comes factory equipped with a bottle of chloroform and a hanky in the glove box?
27.) luv2bowhunt - 12/17/2013
At least he didn't say 'black plastic and a shovel'. That would be the OJ package I think.
28.) Alex - 12/17/2013
Not too bad :-)

This was a nice surprise this morning...



That's my girl... There among some huge photos... Kiss, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Keith Richards, etc...

She looks right at home there, doesn't she
29.) Swamp Fox - 12/17/2013
If you ever book a shoot with good-looking models without big ass tattoos (or without big-ass tattoos anywhere, for that matter) let me know...I'm qualified to do lights. Think Uncle Fester...


30.) luv2bowhunt - 12/17/2013
Hard to find young girls without tattoos these days son.

....of course that's just might useless observation........only applies in my small circle.
31.) Alex - 12/17/2013
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;13673]If you ever book a shoot with good-looking models without big ass tattoos (or without big-ass tattoos anywhere, for that matter) let me know...I'm qualified to do lights. Think Uncle Fester...


[/QUOTE]

well there is no accounting for taste.
The Mrs. has 5 tattoos of her own :) :hb:
32.) Swamp Fox - 12/17/2013
As much as I am attracted to pirate wenches in theory, I have never gotten serious with any...


:-)
33.) DParker - 12/17/2013
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;13686]As much as I am attracted to pirate wenches in theory, I have never gotten serious with any...
[/QUOTE]

I don't know. This one looks pretty serious to me.



Shiver me timbers.
34.) Swamp Fox - 12/17/2013
LOL...

:clap:
35.) Swamp Fox - 12/18/2013
I wonder what everyone's talking about on Facebook...


:fire:
36.) Ohbuckhunter - 12/18/2013
Mainly about you. How you should auction off your hat
37.) Swamp Fox - 12/18/2013
Not gonna happen...It keeps my head from exploding.
38.) Swamp Fox - 12/18/2013
Small pieces flying everywhere...


LOL
39.) luv2bowhunt - 12/18/2013
There has to be someone else to make fun of besides Alex.

What about that pig hunter from Arkansas? He was a piece of work.
40.) Swamp Fox - 12/18/2013
Funny you mention him. I was slumming on another bowhunting site recently---don't ask me which one---and I could have sworn they were talking about him. From Arkansas and apparently very popular. :wink

Was our boy a Rage fan?
41.) Ohbuckhunter - 12/18/2013
Grim reapers
42.) DParker - 12/18/2013
Sure, you guys laugh at him. But he'll have the last laugh when his investment in the magical free energy machine pays off big time.
43.) Ohbuckhunter - 12/18/2013
Id like to make fun of a few others. But they can soft skin and can't take the heat.
44.) Swamp Fox - 12/18/2013
[QUOTE=Ohbuckhunter;13727]Grim reapers[/QUOTE]

That's kinda what I thought...This was a pigs-and-Rage thread I think...He wasn't on it but whoever they were talking about left an impression on them somewhere, LOL.
45.) Swamp Fox - 12/18/2013
[QUOTE=DParker;13728]Sure, you guys laugh at him. But he'll have the last laugh when his investment in the magical free energy machine pays off big time.[/QUOTE]

Where do you think a lot of the stimulus dollars are going? :wink
46.) Ohbuckhunter - 12/18/2013
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;13731]That's kinda what I thought...This was a pigs-and-Rage thread I think...He wasn't on it but whoever they were talking about left an impression on them somewhere, LOL.[/QUOTE]

Ol Jack. Stories of is daughter was even better.
47.) Swamp Fox - 12/18/2013
[QUOTE=Ohbuckhunter;13730]Id like to make fun of a few others. But they can soft skin and can't take the heat.[/QUOTE]

It bothers me to make fun of people who aren't here to see it...It's a lot less fun than it could be. :bk:
48.) luv2bowhunt - 12/18/2013
Who was that guy that stiffed someone with the turkey calls? Or was it the same guy?

After all these years this garbage just kind of blends together like a cheap watercolor in the rain.
49.) luv2bowhunt - 12/18/2013
I still miss city. That guy was awesome.
50.) Swamp Fox - 12/18/2013
LOL...Wasn't he from Philly?

Did you see the two women from Philly who got in a brawl about their places to view a Christmas tree lighting (or some such)? Ho, ho, ho!

It was on "the news" yesterday or the day before...
51.) Swamp Fox - 12/18/2013
[QUOTE=luv2bowhunt;13735]Who was that guy that stiffed someone with the turkey calls? Or was it the same guy?

After all these years this garbage just kind of blends together like a cheap watercolor in the rain.[/QUOTE]


That was a different guy...Maybe he should remain nameless...I never had a problem with him, but there was some other drama.
52.) luv2bowhunt - 12/18/2013
No, but I did see the Eagles get crushed by the mighty Vikings. That was funny.

......oh and don't withhold names. We haven't done that the last 10 years, why start now?
53.) DParker - 12/18/2013
[QUOTE=Ohbuckhunter;13730]Id like to make fun of a few others. But they can soft skin and can't take the heat.[/QUOTE]

You take that back!!!
54.) luv2bowhunt - 12/18/2013
Do you think Mike is one of the 55 or 60 guests who are always standing in the shadows, staring, watching our every post?

He always creeped me out.
55.) Swamp Fox - 12/18/2013
The Vikes are better than their record. I don't know exactly why they can't pull it together just a little bit more. But look at their wins, and the close games, lost in the final minutes, etc.

They also have an outstanding team spirit, camaraderie and hustle. That has really stood out for me this year. Leslie Frasier must be doing something right, but if you look at his W-L record over the years in Minnesota (almost 1:2) I'm not sure he's long for the Twin Cities.

I did enjoy seeing the Eagles take it in the nuts, though. Not that I hate on them, but...


Speaking of hate, I hate how JB wore a lampshade on his head around here for all those years, slapping everyone on the back and shouting "I love you, man!" left and right, and then he finds a girlfriend and we're chopped liver all of a sudden...:wink
56.) luv2bowhunt - 12/18/2013
Are we sure it's a 'she' and not a 'he'?

Just sayin'. He seemed a little spry in the steps if you ask me.


.......also what's up with adobedave? And BULLZ-i only pops in for 2 reasons;

1. To bust on Ventilator
2. To say something stupid to you, and then bust on Ventilator


It's so obvious to me he's avoiding Mike. No doubt peeing his pants since the last time he got his butt handed to him in a sack by the McCombie twins.

What a wuss. If he were anywhere near me, I'd like to see him punch Ventilator right in the face. So there.
57.) DParker - 12/18/2013
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;13745]Speaking of hate, I hate how JB wore a lampshade on his head around here for all those years, slapping everyone on the back and shouting "I love you, man!" left and right, and then he finds a girlfriend and we're chopped liver all of a sudden...:wink[/QUOTE]

That's what you get for not putting out.
58.) Ventilator - 12/18/2013
So, now you are against me again Luvvy?

You should make up your mind one way or the other and stick to it. Im thick skinned. :wave:
59.) Swamp Fox - 12/18/2013
[QUOTE=luv2bowhunt;13746]Are we sure it's a 'she' and not a 'he'?

Just sayin'. He seemed a little spry in the steps if you ask me.


.......also what's up with adobedave? And BULLZ-i only pops in for 2 reasons;

1. To bust on Ventilator
2. To say something stupid to you, and then bust on Ventilator


It's so obvious to me he's avoiding Mike. No doubt peeing his pants since the last time he got his butt handed to him in a sack by the McCombie twins.

What a wuss. If he were anywhere near me, I'd like to see him punch Ventilator right in the face. So there.[/QUOTE]



POST OF THE YEAR, right there! LOL


A lil sumpn for everyone...:laugh:
60.) Swamp Fox - 12/18/2013
[QUOTE=DParker;13747]That's what you get for not putting out.[/QUOTE]

I'm no son of a preacher-man, I guess...

:grin:

61.) Ohbuckhunter - 12/18/2013
I woke up today and pissed excellence
62.) Swamp Fox - 12/18/2013
LOL...

You saved some for later, I hope.
63.) Go Bucks - 12/19/2013
[QUOTE=Ohbuckhunter;13759]I woke up today and pissed excellence[/QUOTE]

The only way that could happen was if there were a very cheap beer called "Excellence"
64.) luv2bowhunt - 12/19/2013
[QUOTE=Ventilator;13751]So, now you are against me again Luvvy?

You should make up your mind one way or the other and stick to it. Im thick skinned. :wave:[/QUOTE]

It's all humor and must be taken in it's proper context. Lighten up or Chris is going to cancel his term life policy and give all his baseball cards to Floyd.
65.) Swamp Fox - 12/19/2013
[QUOTE=Go Bucks;13771]The only way that could happen was if there were a very cheap beer called "Excellence"[/QUOTE]



LMAO!

:nk:
66.) Swamp Fox - 12/19/2013
[QUOTE=luv2bowhunt;13772]It's all humor and must be taken in it's proper context. Lighten up or Chris is going to cancel his term life policy and give all his baseball cards to Floyd.[/QUOTE]


LOL...


Spinach for dinner tonight, huh?
67.) Ohbuckhunter - 12/19/2013
[QUOTE=Go Bucks;13771]The only way that could happen was if there were a very cheap beer called "Excellence"[/QUOTE]

[URL=http://s495.photobucket.com/user/ohbuckhunter/media/AEA9AC7B-20B5-46A6-98BA-0F60EF05B680_zpsy2bqh0as.jpg.html][/URL]
68.) Go Bucks - 12/19/2013
[QUOTE=Ohbuckhunter;13775][URL=http://s495.photobucket.com/user/ohbuckhunter/media/AEA9AC7B-20B5-46A6-98BA-0F60EF05B680_zpsy2bqh0as.jpg.html][/URL][/QUOTE]

HEY!!! THATS MINE!!!! NOW YOU PUT THAT DOWN!!! :tap: :tap: :tap:
69.) Ventilator - 12/19/2013
[QUOTE=luv2bowhunt;13772]It's all humor and must be taken in it's proper context. Lighten up or Chris is going to cancel his term life policy and give all his baseball cards to Floyd.[/QUOTE]

NO!!!! say it aint so!
70.) Jon - 12/19/2013
I love it that Dave buys a $2500 daily driver for his wife and kids BUT drinks $60 a bottle Scotch.......
71.) Ohbuckhunter - 12/19/2013
I got my priorities in line.
72.) DParker - 12/19/2013
[QUOTE=Jon;13780]I love it that Dave buys a $2500 daily driver for his wife and kids BUT drinks $60 a bottle Scotch.......[/QUOTE]

$60? Cheapskate.

[URL="http://simplyscotches.blogspot.com/2011/01/top-10-most-expensive-scotch-in-world.html"]http://simplyscotches.blogspot.com/2011/01/top-10-most-expensive-scotch-in-world.html[/URL]
73.) Go Bucks - 12/19/2013
[QUOTE=Jon;13780]I love it that Dave buys a $2500 daily driver for his wife and kids BUT drinks $60 a bottle Scotch.......[/QUOTE]

I left that at his house figuring it was safe... for him scotch is like women... he wouldn't know what to do with it.
74.) DParker - 12/19/2013
[QUOTE=Go Bucks;13792]I left that at his house figuring it was safe... for him scotch is like women... he wouldn't know what to do with it.[/QUOTE]

The bottle is half-empty and his wife is pregnant...again. Coincidence?
75.) Go Bucks - 12/19/2013
[QUOTE=DParker;13794]The bottle is half-empty and his wife is pregnant...again. Coincidence?[/QUOTE]

The mailman likes scotch??

Jess needs to stop going to the doctor... she keeps coming home pregnant.
76.) Ohbuckhunter - 12/19/2013
As long as it's the doctor this time. He has more money.
77.) crookedeye - 12/21/2013
[QUOTE=Alex;13608]Yeah... it started as a full clothing shoot, and then some topless. We ran out of time before we got to the full nude shots... will be following up soon with those.
Of course all the final shots are covering everything for public viewing.

This one was my favorite from the day though. She was a blast to work with. Tons of fun and still very professional.

But, you're right... I'm bald ... it's a terrible disability to live with. Thank goodness I have the small moments of joy to get me through it :-P :wave:[/QUOTE]

"tons of fun and still very professional"


that has to be the quote of the year...
78.) Ohbuckhunter - 12/21/2013
It is up there I'm sure