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1.) Swamp Fox - 09/11/2013
Voters Find Spitzer Impossible To Swallow...
I'm sad to see these two go. Now it's back to the comedy-free zone of the Obama administration...No laughs there...:re: They're totally serious. Really... 2.) bluecat - 09/11/2013
Did Obama forget to include the gassing of the Kurds last night? Must have just slipped his mind.
3.) bluecat - 09/11/2013
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;10573]Voters Find Spitzer Impossible To Swallow...
I'm sad to see these two go. Now it's back to the comedy-free zone of the Obama administration...No laughs there...:re: They're totally serious. Really...[/QUOTE] Well that's the long and short of it. 4.) Swamp Fox - 09/11/2013
He's too dizzy from spinning, wobbling and twisting to know which end is up.
It's fortunate he was a community organizer, because a lot of things need a good organizing. 5.) bluecat - 09/11/2013
He's a real looser. :-)
6.) Swamp Fox - 09/11/2013
Gotta be limber to have his ...um...
Oh, never mind... :shh: 7.) DParker - 09/11/2013
Now...how the hell is my CO recall thread supposed to compete with a Spitzer and a flaccid Weiner? :tap:
8.) Swamp Fox - 09/11/2013
Hey, it's the free market, baby...
Weiner flipped off a reporter while departing from his concession speech...Two possible explanations for the hostility: disappointment that voters failed to prop him up, or performance anxiety... 9.) Swamp Fox - 09/11/2013
I don't like to watch a man take it so hard when he's down...
Grosses me out, really. 10.) bluecat - 09/11/2013
He just doesn't measure up.
11.) Swamp Fox - 09/11/2013
Maybe after a good night's sleep he felt revived this morning...
12.) bluecat - 09/11/2013
He thinks he is the cock of the walk.
13.) Swamp Fox - 09/11/2013
You have to feel for Huma...You know she can't be satisfied with this.
14.) Swamp Fox - 09/11/2013
Word is she is very ambitious, though. Probably not the type to be put off by small distractions...
15.) bluecat - 09/11/2013
Between the junk mail and the crank calls, he is probably spent.
16.) Swamp Fox - 09/11/2013
I'm sure he wishes he had a personal secretary who could provide him some relief...
17.) bluecat - 09/11/2013
He's a handful.
18.) Floyd - 09/11/2013
Crookedeye said, he heard that Wiener needs you guys to keep stroking and rubbing it in,and be a member of his fan club, Wieners-R-Us.
19.) Swamp Fox - 09/12/2013
Everyone would like to see Weiner rise from the ashes, and he's thinking about coaching a PeeWee football team in the meantime.
In other sports news, Elliot Spitzer is going to sponsor a local Little League team. They're going to be called the Spitzer Swallows. 20.) bluecat - 09/12/2013
With Weiner being gone, the staff is short.
21.) Swamp Fox - 09/12/2013
So what you're saying is the staff needs a hand?
22.) bluecat - 09/12/2013
... or a job.
23.) Swamp Fox - 09/12/2013
If Weiner gets any traction, the staff will be back up to speed in no time...
24.) bluecat - 09/13/2013
He started an open forum for discussion which he called "Weiner Tips". It went back and forth for awhile but then just petered out.
25.) billy b - 09/13/2013
:grin::tu:
26.) Swamp Fox - 09/13/2013
[QUOTE=bluecat;10684]He started an open forum for discussion which he called "Weiner Tips". It went back and forth for awhile but then just petered out.[/QUOTE]
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: 27.) bluecat - 08/29/2016
Resurrected!
28.) Swamp Fox - 08/29/2016
How the hell did this not come up in a search???!!!---
:jd: ALEX!!! :omg:....LOL 29.) bluecat - 08/29/2016
Nothing unusual in the search criteria really sticks out.
30.) bluecat - 08/29/2016
It wasn't lengthy by any stretch.
31.) bluecat - 08/29/2016
It just took what I gave it and then spit out the results.
32.) bluecat - 08/29/2016
If I was Wiener, I would lay low for awhile.
33.) bluecat - 08/29/2016
Maybe find a warm dark place.
34.) Swamp Fox - 08/29/2016
"You been holding out on us?"
LOL 35.) bluecat - 08/30/2016
Poor Carlos, Huma was one of his biggest supporters.
36.) bluecat - 08/30/2016
It just wouldn't work out, Anthony is just too headstrong.
37.) DParker - 08/30/2016
[QUOTE=bluecat;43463]Poor Carlos, Huma was one of his biggest supporters.[/QUOTE]
He'll limp along without her. 38.) Swamp Fox - 08/30/2016
This is good news for Bill Clinton...It means his status as "The Big Creep" in the White House will go uncontested when Huma becomes Chief of Staff.
Imagine what the Secret Service would have come up with as a code name for Weiner if they'd remained married... 39.) bluecat - 08/30/2016
Now that Huma is gone, Anthony will need another marital aid.
40.) Swamp Fox - 08/30/2016
You could say he was yanked off her party invitation list...
41.) Swamp Fox - 08/30/2016
Of course, he'll say she was the one who blew it, but we all know that's a lie...
42.) bluecat - 08/30/2016
Sources closest to Wiener said he leaned mostly to the left.
43.) Swamp Fox - 08/30/2016
That reminds me of the [I]King of Queens[/I] episode where Doug and his friends are batchin' it for the weekend because Carrie's out of town, and Danny (I think) comes in the living room and (here's how I remember it) announces he made a little mess in the bathroom, because "you know I break left" ....Doug rips on this for a moment, capping off his dissertation with the story that Arthur is like a pivoting sprinkler at the golf course, adding in the perfect sound effects as he imitates Arthur spraying left to right...or right to left...I don't remember. :laugh:
I couldn't find the script or the video, but man, if someone comes across it, we needs it posted, LOL. It's one of the funniest things ever. :grin: 44.) bluecat - 08/30/2016
I remember that. I watch King of Queens every night before I turn in. Absolutely one of the funniest shows ever. Can you remember anything more that occurred in that episode?
[url]http://tv.twcc.com/tv/king-of-queens[/url] 45.) Swamp Fox - 08/30/2016
It's not the same one where the boys decide to get an apartment together above a Chinese restaurant so that the take-out can get to them faster (and they can let it all hang out, as well), is it?
I looked at the episode listings you posted and nothing jumped out at me (although I've seen most of those, I think). 46.) bluecat - 08/30/2016
Here's one of my favorite exchanges. 47.) bluecat - 08/30/2016
It's kind of like Seinfeld where there are so many things going on, you don't remember the main theme of the show sometimes.
How bout when Doug gave up meat? That was a hoot. 48.) Swamp Fox - 08/30/2016
"My boyguh's getting cold!"
LOL 49.) Swamp Fox - 08/30/2016
Baloney darts...
LOL 50.) DParker - 08/30/2016
Let's see if I can't salvage this sitcom sausage fest.....
Why, yes....yes I can. 51.) bluecat - 08/30/2016
We have a wiener...
52.) Swamp Fox - 08/30/2016
LOL...
53.) bluecat - 08/30/2016
54.) Swamp Fox - 08/30/2016
She didn't do much better as a pole dancer, either...LOL
Though Doug was disturbingly good. :p 55.) Swamp Fox - 08/30/2016
Great minds think alike.
56.) Swamp Fox - 08/30/2016
Arthur at the strip club getting a lap dance, when Spence complains he's getting hungry: "Shut up and get me some more singles!"
57.) bluecat - 08/30/2016
There's just no part of that show that isn't funny. Arthur is a gas.
58.) Swamp Fox - 08/30/2016
Spence tells everyone they can't move the poker game to his place because his mom has her piano teacher over for a lesson.
Somebody points out there's no piano at Spence's place. Spence says something like, "No, he's bringing his organ over and they're going to play on that." Everyone stares at him. 59.) Swamp Fox - 08/30/2016
"Well, if your mother's one thing, she's astute."
.... 60.) bluecat - 08/30/2016
LOL!
61.) bluecat - 08/30/2016
:-):-)
62.) bluecat - 08/31/2016
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;43474]You could say he was yanked off her party invitation list...[/QUOTE]
What a jerk... 63.) bluecat - 09/08/2016
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;43479]That reminds me of the [I]King of Queens[/I] episode where Doug and his friends are batchin' it for the weekend because Carrie's out of town, and Danny (I think) comes in the living room and (here's how I remember it) announces he made a little mess in the bathroom, because "you know I break left" ....Doug rips on this for a moment, capping off his dissertation with the story that Arthur is like a pivoting sprinkler at the golf course, adding in the perfect sound effects as he imitates Arthur spraying left to right...or right to left...I don't remember. :laugh:
I couldn't find the script or the video, but man, if someone comes across it, we needs it posted, LOL. It's one of the funniest things ever. :grin:[/QUOTE] Go to 3:55 64.) Swamp Fox - 09/09/2016
LOL...Was that on recently? How in the world did you find it?
65.) bluecat - 09/09/2016
I have to tell you it was a stroke of luck. I search and searched with no luck. Then I was watching an episode at my desk and there it was. It was a random pick out of all the episodes and I happened to run across it. Amazing.
66.) DParker - 09/09/2016
[QUOTE=bluecat;43703]I have to tell you it was a stroke of luck. I search and searched with no luck. Then I was watching an episode at my desk and there it was. It was a random pick out of all the episodes and I happened to run across it. Amazing.[/QUOTE]
It was a million to one shot, Doc! A million to one!!! Oops, sorry...wrong show. 67.) Swamp Fox - 09/10/2016
Don't apologize for it!
LOL....:wink |