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1.) DParker - 07/13/2013
[url]http://m.bohemian.com/northbay/blogs/Post?basename=ktvu-reports-asiana-pilots-named-sum-ting-wong-ho-lee-fuk&day=12&id=BohoBlog&month=07&year=2013[/url]

Bear in mind that this had to make its way past multiple broadcast journalism "professionals" before making it on the air. And yet not one of them was bright enough to read them and have that little "Heeeeyyyyy...wait a minute..." light go on in their otherwise empty heads. Maybe they need to hire an average 9 year-old to screen their copy for them before airing it.
2.) Deerminator - 07/13/2013
:jd: :groan: That's just to unbelievable
3.) bluecat - 07/15/2013
Man who go to turnstile sideways go to Bangkok.
4.) Swamp Fox - 07/15/2013
Everybody was too busy yakking on their phones, texting and checking their email and TMZ to be paying any attention...
5.) Swamp Fox - 07/15/2013
Some of them were probably on Archery Talk....
6.) DParker - 07/15/2013
I wonder if Alex would let me create an alias account under the name "Sum Dum Goob".
7.) Swamp Fox - 07/15/2013
From Yahoo News:

...Last Thursday, Ma Ailun, a 23-year-old woman from China's western Xinjiang region and a flight attendant with China Southern Airlines, was electrocuted when she took a call on the charging mobile telephone, the official Xinhua news agency quoted police as saying on Sunday...


[url]http://news.yahoo.com/apple-probe-death-chinese-woman-died-charging-iphone-105228058.html[/url]

+++++

In unrelated news, Apple spokesperson Ling Hai Xok predicted sales of the current I-phone would peak this year in advance of the introduction of new models....:wink
8.) DParker - 07/15/2013
Shocking.
9.) bluecat - 07/15/2013
[QUOTE=DParker;8052]Shocking.[/QUOTE]

Is that really necessary?
10.) DParker - 07/15/2013
[QUOTE=bluecat;8053]Is that really necessary?[/QUOTE]

Tell it to 007....

[video=youtube;QtkFmufS6k8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtkFmufS6k8[/video]
11.) bluecat - 07/15/2013
I got a charge out of that news story.
12.) DParker - 07/15/2013
It [I]was[/I] quite electrifying.
13.) DParker - 07/15/2013
I always enjoy reading about current events.
14.) bluecat - 07/15/2013
[QUOTE=DParker;8057]I always enjoy reading about current events.[/QUOTE]

:laugh:
15.) bluecat - 07/15/2013
With a jolt like this, I hope her family is well-grounded.
16.) bluecat - 07/15/2013
It wasn't hard to determine who was at fault.
17.) Swamp Fox - 07/15/2013
Ling Hai Xok ...current phone...peaking....

C'mon guys, where's the ruv? I worked on that for a good five minutes....

:tap:

:wink
18.) DParker - 07/15/2013
At least she conducted herself well at the end.
19.) DParker - 07/15/2013
I understand she put up a lot of resistance.
20.) Swamp Fox - 07/15/2013
LOL...
21.) bluecat - 07/15/2013
Watt?
22.) Swamp Fox - 07/15/2013
I had to look up the fault reference....:-)
23.) DParker - 07/15/2013
I'm sorry...I was meditating. Ooohhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
24.) DParker - 07/15/2013
I hope Apple doesn't give the family any static over a settlment.
25.) bluecat - 07/15/2013
An AC-DC album was her most prized personal effect.
26.) DParker - 07/15/2013
The sad thing is that she was so amped to have gotten that phone.
27.) Swamp Fox - 07/15/2013
:omg:


I'm dying laughing over here!


:laugh:
28.) bluecat - 07/15/2013
She was very athletic and loved to circuit train.
29.) DParker - 07/15/2013
I'm sure this will spark a debate or two.
30.) DParker - 07/15/2013
I wonder if the phone will be arrested for battery?
31.) bluecat - 07/15/2013
Her favorite story was "The Ampere Has No Clothes".
32.) Swamp Fox - 07/15/2013
Stop!....Stop!

ROTFLMAO!


:clap:
33.) bluecat - 07/15/2013
[QUOTE=bluecat;8075]Her favorite story was "The Ampere Has No Clothes".[/QUOTE]

Boo, hiss.
34.) DParker - 07/15/2013
I'm betting it really hertz when that happens.
35.) DParker - 07/15/2013
I understand that she was a very positive person, and always lit up a room.
36.) bluecat - 07/15/2013
Her children would have played with transformers, probably.
37.) bluecat - 07/15/2013
Her kin could sue Apple, there's nothing impeding them.
38.) DParker - 07/15/2013
I hope this problem can be rectified.
39.) bluecat - 07/15/2013
The call came in to the rescue squad..."breaker breaker".
40.) bluecat - 07/15/2013
and the winner is...



[QUOTE=DParker;8057]I always enjoy reading about current events.[/QUOTE]
41.) Swamp Fox - 07/15/2013
[QUOTE=DParker;8079]I understand that she was a very positive person, and always lit up a room.[/QUOTE]


...a real live wire....
42.) DParker - 07/15/2013
By George, I think he's got it!!!!!
43.) bluecat - 07/15/2013
Swampster lives a very "insulated" life.
44.) Swamp Fox - 07/15/2013
The Jaycees gave her their Sparkplug of the Year Award...
45.) Swamp Fox - 07/15/2013
[QUOTE=bluecat;8087]Swampster lives a very "insulated" life.[/QUOTE]

LOL :-)
46.) DParker - 07/15/2013
The person she was talking to at the time said that she was getting a little short with them.
47.) bluecat - 07/15/2013
Swampy just needs a jump...
48.) bluecat - 07/15/2013
I guess you could say in light of the accident, she was given a dishonorable discharge.
49.) Swamp Fox - 07/15/2013
Her family alternates between sadness and fond memories...
50.) Swamp Fox - 07/15/2013
It's quite a load to bear...
51.) DParker - 07/15/2013
Speaking of Swampy's life (I'm switching gears here because I'm out of puns), and just as a general Public Service Announcement.......

In just one weekend the following two females are back on the market. I'm just sayin':



52.) Swamp Fox - 07/15/2013
Unfortunately, things like this happen with some frequency...
53.) Swamp Fox - 07/15/2013
Well, those pics should generate some new energy in this thread....
54.) bluecat - 07/15/2013
Pretty woman have problems keeping their pants on.
55.) DParker - 07/15/2013
Cuoco was dating the actor from the [I]Man of Steel[/I] movie, but just dumped him. I guess he really was faster than a speeding bullet.
56.) bluecat - 07/15/2013
Alliteration alert!
57.) bluecat - 07/15/2013
[QUOTE=DParker;8099]Cuoco was dating the actor from the [I]Man of Steel[/I] movie, but just dumped him. I guess he really was faster than a speeding bullet.[/QUOTE]

But he was a man of steel, no?
58.) bluecat - 07/15/2013
Well if a man of steel has woman problems, what chance do I have?


Dammit.
59.) Swamp Fox - 07/15/2013
You just have to learn to channel your impulses...
60.) bluecat - 07/15/2013
I'll join an archery forum.
61.) Swamp Fox - 07/15/2013
That might be a good outlet for you.
62.) bluecat - 07/15/2013
It would help with unbalanced loads.
63.) Hunter - 07/15/2013
You guys just completed the circuit
64.) Swamp Fox - 07/16/2013
You would think that a fun thread like this would create a surge of audience participation...
65.) bluecat - 07/16/2013
It's just a phase.
66.) bluecat - 07/16/2013
We just need a little mho-mentum.
67.) bluecat - 07/16/2013
Once everybody wakes up, this thread will once again be a lightening rod.
68.) Swamp Fox - 07/16/2013
It will lighten the membership roll?

?

:wink
69.) luv2bowhunt - 07/16/2013
I like strawberries.
70.) Swamp Fox - 07/16/2013
Look at Luv2 trying to act as a converter...
71.) bluecat - 07/16/2013
Slow internet, he's lagging. He's one thread behind.
72.) Swamp Fox - 07/16/2013
We'll have to keep an ion him...
73.) bluecat - 07/16/2013
Good one Swampy.

He tried that on the other forum and they finally took it down.
74.) bluecat - 07/16/2013
Luv2 tries to create distortion.
75.) bluecat - 07/16/2013
He does this across all spectrums.
76.) bluecat - 07/16/2013
I could eat his strawberries in one Megabyte.
77.) luv2bowhunt - 07/16/2013
You guys are stupid.
78.) bluecat - 07/16/2013
He comes in all wired up and looking to create havoc.
79.) bluecat - 07/16/2013
Luv2 and his bowl of strawberries are a twisted pair.
80.) luv2bowhunt - 07/16/2013
Swampy went to a strip club for a laptop dance.
81.) Swamp Fox - 07/16/2013
He knows it's rude to be an interrupter, and yet he persists....
82.) bluecat - 07/16/2013
Alex will pull the plug on this soon.
83.) bluecat - 07/16/2013
I just shake my head when this happens. I know it's just Luv2 trying to bond.
84.) luv2bowhunt - 07/16/2013
You guys are stupid..
85.) bluecat - 07/16/2013
If the truth were known, he ain't the brightest bulb.
86.) luv2bowhunt - 07/16/2013
You guys are stupid
87.) luv2bowhunt - 07/16/2013
You guys are stupid...
88.) luv2bowhunt - 07/16/2013
You guys are stupid....
89.) bluecat - 07/16/2013
He's a repeater too.
90.) luv2bowhunt - 07/16/2013
Ha wrong! The Kodiak bear is faster.
91.) bluecat - 07/16/2013
How can we relay this message to him?
92.) luv2bowhunt - 07/16/2013
Which is tougher, Ford F-250 or Randy Travis?


Answer carefully, this is the bonus round.
93.) bluecat - 07/16/2013
He's blown his fuse Swampy. Be careful.
94.) bluecat - 07/16/2013
[QUOTE=luv2bowhunt;8165]Which is tougher, Ford F-250 or Randy Travis?


Answer carefully, this is the bonus round.[/QUOTE]

Well both are generally in need of repair. Both cost a lot of money to repair. You have to pull the engine out of the Ford to change the oil so I'm going with Randy.

What did I win?
95.) Swamp Fox - 07/16/2013
Blucat, I'm surprised you fell for it. I thought you would have been a better resistor.
96.) luv2bowhunt - 07/16/2013
[QUOTE=bluecat;8167]Well both are generally in need of repair. Both cost a lot of money to repair. You have to pull the engine out of the Ford to change the oil so I'm going with Randy.

What did I win?[/QUOTE]

Wrong, the Ford DOESN'T run on alcohol. Ha, so there.
97.) bluecat - 07/16/2013
I know, I know, I only have so much capacitance though.
98.) luv2bowhunt - 07/16/2013
I saw a doe with triplets this morning, right outside my office window.

So, that proves that the PGC deer program is right on track.
99.) Swamp Fox - 07/16/2013
Listen, mister, I've just about hit my limit with you...
100.) bluecat - 07/16/2013
Do you think he'd be open to input?
101.) bluecat - 07/16/2013
We could start a strawberry thread. That might keep him busy.
102.) Swamp Fox - 07/16/2013
I don't think the rating would be as high for a thread like that, though.
103.) bluecat - 07/16/2013
We could make it about strawberry tarts then. People love red-headed strumpets.
104.) Swamp Fox - 07/16/2013
That would pique my interest...I hope I don't overload.
105.) bluecat - 07/16/2013
:shh:

I think he is gone now. He probably got distracted by some of the flash banners at the top of the page.
106.) Swamp Fox - 07/16/2013
There was demand from his coworkers that he go to lunch, have a steak, and quit ruining everybody's lives...
107.) luv2bowhunt - 07/16/2013
....anyway, I was sitting at my desk waiting for the caffeine to kick in, and then I saw movement out the window. She came out of the old quarry with the 3 little ones behind her...............it made me feel happy.
108.) luv2bowhunt - 07/16/2013
I almost bought a canoe once.........what's up with the tippiness of those things?
109.) Swamp Fox - 07/16/2013
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;8185]There was demand from his coworkers that he go to lunch, have a steak, and quit ruining everybody's lives...[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=luv2bowhunt;8186]....anyway, I was sitting at my desk waiting for the caffeine to kick in, and then I saw movement out the window. She came out of the old quarry with the 3 little ones behind her...............it made me feel happy.[/QUOTE]

Ooops...Premature discharge on my part.....
110.) bluecat - 07/16/2013
If Luv2 posted a thread and no one read it or responded, would it still be considered a thread?
111.) Swamp Fox - 07/16/2013
Do you all remember when had HunterOrange 13 believing that his posts weren't showing up and no one could read them? Or was that PastorBob?

LOL

Anyway, Luv2 shouldn't try to tap into this thread unless he has some electrical puns...
112.) Swamp Fox - 07/16/2013
I mean, I luv him and all, but we have regulations around here...
113.) bluecat - 07/16/2013
He's like a high tension wire.
114.) bluecat - 07/16/2013
He has to be up to code.
115.) Swamp Fox - 07/16/2013
I object to how he tries to invert the current flow of this thread, and then fades after we try to shut him down...I thought he was a bigger reactor than that...
116.) bluecat - 07/16/2013
It's sad really. Two years ago he saw a big bruiser on his trail cam and spent the whole fall tramping around, scaring everything in sight and failing to ever see it again. Then last year he set his sights lower and couldn't even get a fork horn. Now it looks like he's targeting fawns.
117.) Hunter - 07/16/2013
I think one of the Drury boys sneaked in and shot it
118.) luv2bowhunt - 07/16/2013
....so I said to myself, "Self, that's a doe with 3 fawns."


Huh well what do ya know? 3 fawns. That is like 1 less than if she doubled the usual twins less 1 minus -1.
119.) bluecat - 07/16/2013
Too bad he doesn't come with a dimmer switch.
120.) bluecat - 07/16/2013
How many huntingcountry members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
121.) bluecat - 07/16/2013
Be careful Luv2, you are now in the bonus round.

You can phone a friend. Oh wait, never mind.
122.) luv2bowhunt - 07/16/2013
Not sure what the odds were of the doe coming back across the road at 4:30 PM, 96 degrees, but she just made it across (barely) with the 3 fawns.

Busy road out front, they won't make that trip successfully everyday.
123.) bluecat - 07/16/2013
Wrong again.

It just takes one. Luv2 holds the lightbulb and the whole forum revolves around him.
124.) luv2bowhunt - 07/16/2013
How long before a fawn spoils in 96 degree heat?
125.) bluecat - 07/16/2013
You need electrolytes.
126.) DParker - 07/16/2013