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1.) Swamp Fox - 10/01/2021
"Give me a minute ..."
[B] Shakira says she was attacked by wild boars in Barcelona park[/B] [url]https://news.sky.com/story/shakira-says-she-was-attacked-by-wild-boars-in-barcelona-park-12422252[/url] 2.) bluecat - 10/01/2021
[QUOTE]Meanwhile, in August last year, a wild pig stole a laptop from a man sunbathing nude in Berlin.[/QUOTE]
Very interesting. I had no idea wild boars were into peddling electronics. Maybe use fingerprint recognition because a hog could never crack that...you know, with their hooves and all. 3.) DParker - 10/01/2021
Maybe she meant to say that her attackers were wildly boring.
4.) Swamp Fox - 10/01/2021
[QUOTE=bluecat;64819]Very interesting. I had no idea wild boars were into peddling electronics. Maybe use fingerprint recognition because a hog could never crack that...you know, with their hooves and all.[/QUOTE]
Prolly useful against theiving chickens, too.... DP, are you listening? 5.) DParker - 10/01/2021
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;64823]Prolly useful against theiving chickens, too.... DP, are you listening?[/QUOTE]
My problem isn't thieving poultry...it's crapping-on-everything poultry. 6.) Swamp Fox - 10/02/2021
Chicken diapers?
If you make them from the skin of store-bought chicken breasts and explain the whole deal to your girls in an effeminate yet deep tone while wearing a kimono and mascara, the unfolding scenario may have a creepy-enough vibe to get their attention ... Just a suggestion.... 7.) Swamp Fox - 10/02/2021
[QUOTE][I]
[B]International Monetary Policy[/B][/I] --by Swamp Fox There once was a boar in Barce'lona Who tired of his girl named L, Mona. He went for Shakira But only had lira And in Pspain you need euros to bone-a. [/QUOTE] .... 8.) Swamp Fox - 10/02/2021
[QUOTE][I][B]Basic Economics[/B][/I]
---by Swamp Fox [I]If you're a hot girl with good bone And wild boars run off with your phone, You don't need dineros Because you've got eros: Some guy will provide what you'll own. [/I][/QUOTE] ...... 9.) bluecat - 10/02/2021
:clap::clap::beer:
10.) Swamp Fox - 10/04/2021
I'm working on a Man From La Mancha/ Don Quixote version, but it's having a little trouble in the brewing process ...
1025 lurkers right now, though, BTW .... 7:11 AM .... LOL 11.) Swamp Fox - 10/04/2021
1047 ...
Something's happening ... 12.) Swamp Fox - 10/04/2021
I doubt it's connected to Emily Ratajkowski, but there could be some [I]Blurred Lines[/I] with some of my previous posts ....
13.) bluecat - 10/04/2021
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I am offended by your post. It's not as offensive as Dr. Seuss but still. 14.) Swamp Fox - 10/05/2021
I think Shakira is involved in Pandora's Box, but I haven't looked into it very deeply...
Yet ... 15.) Swamp Fox - 10/05/2021
[QUOTE][B]The Pain In Spain Falls Mainly On The Plain[/B]
---by Swamp Fox [I] It's a shame to say Ni to old crones But worse to sic boars on great bones. Whoever's responsible, We'll call out the constable And see who floats more than bridge stones. [/I] [/QUOTE] .... 16.) Swamp Fox - 10/05/2021
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I'll come in again .... LOL 17.) Swamp Fox - 10/06/2021
[QUOTE][B][SIZE=2]Plains Peakin’[/SIZE][/B]
--by Swamp Fox [I]If ya' luv ya' some arch'ry haikus.... Then this's a nice place for you. 'Less usin' a ‘postrophe Costs ya’ a spelll'n’ bee, We’re mak'n' po'try easy t’ use.[/I] [/QUOTE] ..... 18.) Swamp Fox - 10/06/2021
Somebody else might have a better ear for the Plains than I do ... LOL ...
Feel free to tweak .... :) |