1.) Swamp Fox - 02/27/2020

[QUOTE][B]Finally, A Reality Dating Show For Old People[/B]

[...]

Hopefully, the new dating game isn’t too very exciting or they risk losing some cast members.

And there shouldn’t be a lot of stair-climbing in the mansion.

The future show also shouldn’t air between 5 and 6 p.m. when local restaurants offer their discounted Blue Plate Specials.

[...]


[url]https://hotair.com/archives/latimestot/2020/02/26/reality-tv-show-for-old-folks/[/url][/QUOTE]


But wait ---There's more.

This column is a hoot.


Spend some of your time ----which now, at your age, you realize is valuable--- reading this, smelling the roses, and mocking the young whippersnappers who just don't know what they're in for...


LOL


:wink

2.) bluecat - 02/27/2020

I just looked at a picture I can't unsee. Swampy, where was the warning!

3.) Swamp Fox - 02/27/2020

That's what you get for clicking on something for old people ...:wink

There's actually a mathematical formula that designates the ideal age relationship for romantic partners.


Who can tell me what it is?


LOL


(P.S. -- You get a Golden Fish Stick on your Lenten Calendar if you're right, or at least above-average entertaining.)

4.) Swamp Fox - 02/27/2020

5.) bluecat - 02/27/2020

(Height of male / bicep girth) * (years of high school + 3.14)

(Breast size of female / hair length) + (height of father + rounds in magazine)

6.) Swamp Fox - 02/27/2020

LOL ....I'ma hafta think about that for a minute...


At first glance, though, you might be close, at least...

7.) bluecat - 02/27/2020

Basically your looking at a male from 10 to 12 years old and a female around 22 - 30, lol

This is an ideal situation for both.

8.) Swamp Fox - 02/27/2020

Okay, so I've worked the first one out:

Let's say an average U.S. shrimp of 5'10"with an American average bicep (un-flexed) of 13.5 inches (possibly bigger than mine) --- That means 70/13.5 = .52 x (4 years of high school--let's hope--+ 3.14) = 3.17


Bluecat, you should be ashamed of yourself. --- LOL

9.) Swamp Fox - 02/27/2020

Okay, so I've worked the first one out:

Let's say an average U.S. male shrimp of 5'10"with an American average bicep (un-flexed) of 13.5 inches (possibly bigger than mine) --- That means 70/13.5 = 5.2 x (4 years of high school--let's hope--+ 3.14) = 37.1 years old give or take a month....

Bluecat, you dog ...


LOL ...


But I've seen other formulas out there... LOL

10.) bluecat - 02/28/2020

I must have missed a decimal. The perfect age for a woman of 22 is an 85 year old man with huge...sums of cash.

11.) bluecat - 02/28/2020

163 users online right now...

12.) Swamp Fox - 02/28/2020

[QUOTE=bluecat;60127]I must have missed a decimal. The perfect age for a woman of 22 is an 85 year old man with huge...sums of cash.[/QUOTE]


No ... This is in dispute. Experience has shown me that the perfect combination is a 33 year-old woman with huge tracts of land and a 53 year-old gentleman-hunter with a large ̶p̶e̶n̶i̶ pension ... Though I admire your ambition ...

13.) bluecat - 02/28/2020

+ 5 for content, + 6 for format. Well done sir, lol

14.) Swamp Fox - 02/28/2020

[QUOTE=bluecat;60128]163 users online right now...[/QUOTE]


I'm not saying my math is exact ...

15.) DParker - 02/28/2020

[QUOTE=bluecat;60116](Height of male / bicep girth) * (years of high school + 3.14)

(Breast size of female / hair length) + (height of father + rounds in magazine)[/QUOTE]

You had me at pi(e).

16.) bluecat - 02/28/2020

[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;60130]No ... This is in dispute. Experience has shown me that the perfect combination is a 33 year-old woman with huge tracts of land and a 53 year-old gentleman-hunter with a large ̶p̶e̶n̶i̶ pension ... Though I admire your ambition ...[/QUOTE]

I didn't realize you'd spent time in a [I]peni[/I]tentiary. Woman love that. Prison tats?

17.) Swamp Fox - 03/01/2020

[QUOTE=bluecat;60116](Height of male / bicep girth) * (years of high school + 3.14)

(Breast size of female / hair length) + (height of father + rounds in magazine)[/QUOTE]

Now let's examine the second of these.

Let's start with plain-Jane 32 (Bluecat will have to explain how the alphabet affects the maths and contributes or doesn't contribute to real or metaphorical earthquakes) divided by 24, for shoulder-length hair on an average girl who is not blessed with a neck like a swan.

This results in 1.33, to which we add the height of the worried father, an average American shrimp of 70 inches, who may or may not have 12 rounds in his magazine, depending on the state in which he lives and his willingness to be honest to his own detriment.

So, in Bluecat's estimation, the perfect woman ---and I stress that he appears to mean this for a male of any age -- is aged 1.33 + 70 + 12 for a very sexy "almost 85 next year."


I say again: Bluecat, you dog!

:shocked::p:laugh:

18.) Swamp Fox - 03/01/2020

19.) Swamp Fox - 05/26/2020

I see that no one could keep up with the mathematics here ...

20.) DParker - 05/27/2020

[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;61019]I see that no one could keep up with the mathematics here ...[/QUOTE]

21.) bluecat - 05/27/2020

English or European?

22.) DParker - 05/27/2020

I...I don't know that....

23.) Swamp Fox - 05/29/2020

[QUOTE=bluecat;61023]English or European?[/QUOTE]




Don't deflect from your previous formula.


You're not fooling anyone ...


:tap:

:wink

24.) bluecat - 05/29/2020

And now for something completely different.

25.) DParker - 05/30/2020

Baccus has really let himself go.

26.) Swamp Fox - 05/30/2020

[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;61034]


You're not fooling anyone ...


:tap:

:wink[/QUOTE]



[QUOTE=bluecat;61035]

And now for something completely different.[/QUOTE]



[QUOTE=DParker;61036]Baccus has really let himself go.[/QUOTE]



What have the Romans ever done for us? :grin:

+6's all around...

:beer:, etc. ...... :wink