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1.) Swamp Fox - 09/17/2018
Post your photos/pictures/videos for captioning here.
I'll go first.
"When I joined this hunt club, it was my understanding there would be no swimming ..."
I'll go first.
"When I joined this hunt club, it was my understanding there would be no swimming ..."
2.) Swamp Fox - 09/17/2018
"It's hunting season, you say?"
3.) Swamp Fox - 09/17/2018
"Dogs in the Upcountry don't have to put up with this shit ..."
4.) Swamp Fox - 09/17/2018
"I bet the crap food they feed us at the shelter is about like the crap food they feed us here."
5.) Swamp Fox - 09/17/2018
"I hope they don't think I'm running on Wednesday."
6.) Swamp Fox - 09/17/2018
.....
7.) bluecat - 09/17/2018
"This is all Trump's fault."
8.) bluecat - 09/17/2018
"Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs."
9.) bluecat - 09/17/2018
"Buddy, if you are looking for PETA, you won't find them here."
10.) bluecat - 09/20/2018
[QUOTE=bluecat;57057]"Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs."[/QUOTE]
Really? Nothing? That was gold.
11.) Swamp Fox - 09/22/2018
You were operating on a higher plane (whoosh!) than me ...
I'll give you a +2, but I feel kinda bad about it ...
I'll give you a +2, but I feel kinda bad about it ...
12.) Swamp Fox - 09/22/2018
Plus, how do you think *I* feel? -----:wink
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;57046]
"When I joined this hunt club, it was my understanding there would be no swimming ..."[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;57046]
"When I joined this hunt club, it was my understanding there would be no swimming ..."[/QUOTE]
13.) bluecat - 09/22/2018
But Swampy, you're always funny. Everybody knows that.
14.) DParker - 09/22/2018
If it makes you feel any better (though there's no reason that it should) we've been getting the after-effects here. My shooting range is under 8 ft of water once again, as are all of the low-lying areas of town...and the forecast says we're looking at another 2 weeks of rain chances ranging from 10%-60% every single day. It looks like I might miss half the first month of bow season, as all the areas I have access to will be swamps.
15.) DParker - 09/23/2018
Here's some drone footage someone took of our little corner of TX yesterday.
[video=youtube;JHkwvvNUmUA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHkwvvNUmUA&feature=youtu.be&app=desktop[/video]
[video=youtube;JHkwvvNUmUA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHkwvvNUmUA&feature=youtu.be&app=desktop[/video]
16.) Swamp Fox - 09/24/2018
I've seen video of guns fired underwater. I wonder if anyone has done one with archery gear? LOL
17.) Swamp Fox - 09/24/2018
[QUOTE=DParker;57095]Here's some drone footage someone took of our little corner of TX yesterday.
[video=youtube;JHkwvvNUmUA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHkwvvNUmUA&feature=youtu.be&app=desktop[/video][/QUOTE]
[I]Drone operator: "Think how cool it would be to dub that Celine Dion song from 'Titanic' over this video and post it on social media!!"
Operator's little sister: "Dude ... "[/I]
[video=youtube;JHkwvvNUmUA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHkwvvNUmUA&feature=youtu.be&app=desktop[/video][/QUOTE]
[I]Drone operator: "Think how cool it would be to dub that Celine Dion song from 'Titanic' over this video and post it on social media!!"
Operator's little sister: "Dude ... "[/I]
18.) Swamp Fox - 09/24/2018
[QUOTE=bluecat;57089]But Swampy, you're always funny. Everybody knows that.[/QUOTE]
[I]"I have other stuff!! You should come see me on the weekend!"[/I]
LOL
[I]"I have other stuff!! You should come see me on the weekend!"[/I]
LOL
19.) Swamp Fox - 09/24/2018
[B]Saving pets without a permit: Good Samaritan arrested after helping animals survive Florence
[/B]
[url]https://www.13newsnow.com/article/news/nation-world/saving-pets-without-a-permit-good-samaritan-arrested-after-helping-animals-survive-florence/507-597325667[/url]
What's next? Shutting down little kids' lemonade stands?
Oh, wait.
[/B]
[url]https://www.13newsnow.com/article/news/nation-world/saving-pets-without-a-permit-good-samaritan-arrested-after-helping-animals-survive-florence/507-597325667[/url]
What's next? Shutting down little kids' lemonade stands?
Oh, wait.
20.) Swamp Fox - 09/24/2018
"Don't taze me, bro!"
21.) Swamp Fox - 09/24/2018
"Don't tread on me..Or on my other brother Darryl."
[url]https://nypost.com/2018/09/23/rare-two-headed-snake-found-in-flowerbed-this-is-what-nightmares-are-made-of/[/url]
22.) bluecat - 09/25/2018
Those are copperheads...
23.) Swamp Fox - 09/25/2018
"Twice bitten, quadruple shy."
24.) Swamp Fox - 09/25/2018
"Look what I found in the garden, Mom!"
25.) Swamp Fox - 09/25/2018
[QUOTE=bluecat;57105]Those are copperheads...[/QUOTE]
"That is copperheads."
"That is copperheads."
26.) Swamp Fox - 09/25/2018
"No more splitting checks halfsies with you if you're always going to get the mouse and I'm only having cricket."
27.) Swamp Fox - 09/25/2018
"I'll drive."
28.) Swamp Fox - 09/25/2018
"Shotgun!"
29.) bluecat - 09/25/2018
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;57106]"Twice bitten, quadruple shy."[/QUOTE]
+ 5 !
+ 5 !
30.) Swamp Fox - 09/25/2018
"I can't believe you voted for Trump."
31.) Swamp Fox - 09/25/2018
"What were you thinking?"
32.) Swamp Fox - 09/25/2018
"I can't even look at you, but I have to."
33.) bluecat - 09/25/2018
Let's go to the bar Frank, I hear they have a two-fer.
34.) Swamp Fox - 09/25/2018
"A two-headed snake walks into a bar ..."
"What is this, a joke?"
"What is this, a joke?"
35.) Swamp Fox - 09/25/2018
"I guess I should put some clothes on and call the insurance company."
36.) Swamp Fox - 09/25/2018
"I guess I should put some clothes on and call the insurance company ..."
37.) Swamp Fox - 09/25/2018
"What are you wearing, Jake from State Farm?"
38.) Swamp Fox - 09/25/2018
" 'What are you wearing?' asked Jake from State Farm."
39.) Swamp Fox - 09/25/2018
"I guess golf again today is out of the question."
40.) Swamp Fox - 09/25/2018
"Damn! And it was Prime Rib Friday at the club, too!"
41.) Swamp Fox - 09/25/2018
"One day you're yelling at kids to get off your lawn, and the next you're cursing the tree on top of your car. It's always something .."
42.) Swamp Fox - 09/25/2018
"My wife gave me this umbrella."
43.) bluecat - 09/25/2018
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;57104]
"Don't tread on me..Or on my other brother Darryl."
[url]https://nypost.com/2018/09/23/rare-two-headed-snake-found-in-flowerbed-this-is-what-nightmares-are-made-of/[/url][/QUOTE]
Darryl, you're a two-faced bastard.
"Don't tread on me..Or on my other brother Darryl."
[url]https://nypost.com/2018/09/23/rare-two-headed-snake-found-in-flowerbed-this-is-what-nightmares-are-made-of/[/url][/QUOTE]
Darryl, you're a two-faced bastard.
44.) bluecat - 09/25/2018
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;57120]
"I guess I should put some clothes on and call the insurance company ..."[/QUOTE]
"Come to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs"...lol
"I guess I should put some clothes on and call the insurance company ..."[/QUOTE]
"Come to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs"...lol
45.) bluecat - 09/25/2018
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;57104]
"Don't tread on me..Or on my other brother Darryl."
[url]https://nypost.com/2018/09/23/rare-two-headed-snake-found-in-flowerbed-this-is-what-nightmares-are-made-of/[/url][/QUOTE]
"If the right one don't get ya, then the left one will."
"Don't tread on me..Or on my other brother Darryl."
[url]https://nypost.com/2018/09/23/rare-two-headed-snake-found-in-flowerbed-this-is-what-nightmares-are-made-of/[/url][/QUOTE]
"If the right one don't get ya, then the left one will."
46.) bluecat - 09/25/2018
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;57120]
"I guess I should put some clothes on and call the insurance company ..."[/QUOTE]
"I told that god-damned pool boy not to park it here."
"I guess I should put some clothes on and call the insurance company ..."[/QUOTE]
"I told that god-damned pool boy not to park it here."
47.) bluecat - 09/25/2018
Ted, "dainty legs" McGurkin, walks away from a fiery crash and heads to the club to tell the boys.
48.) bluecat - 09/25/2018
"Come to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs"...lol
49.) DParker - 09/25/2018
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;57120][/QUOTE]
"His days as a male fashion model long behind him, Bill had become the poster child for 'I don't give a damn'."
[/QUOTE]"His days as a male fashion model long behind him, Bill had become the poster child for 'I don't give a damn'."
50.) bluecat - 09/25/2018
"Someone's getting sued over this."
51.) bluecat - 09/25/2018
"Screw it, I never liked that piece of trash anyway."
52.) Swamp Fox - 09/25/2018
[QUOTE=bluecat;57131]Ted, "dainty legs" McGurkin, walks away from a fiery crash and heads to the club to tell the boys.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=DParker;57134]"His days as a male fashion model long behind him, Bill had become the poster child for 'I don't give a damn'."[/QUOTE]
+4s all around ... LOL
"Is that a giant chicken you're riding, or are those your legs?"
[QUOTE=DParker;57134]"His days as a male fashion model long behind him, Bill had become the poster child for 'I don't give a damn'."[/QUOTE]
+4s all around ... LOL
"Is that a giant chicken you're riding, or are those your legs?"
53.) bluecat - 09/25/2018
[QUOTE=bluecat;57132]"Come to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs"...lol[/QUOTE]
Still nothing? Don't make me come over there.
Still nothing? Don't make me come over there.
54.) Swamp Fox - 09/25/2018
55.) DParker - 09/25/2018
Now that most of the water has finally receded the damage at the shooting range is far worse than I thought based on the aerial photos. The current must have been hellacious.
56.) Swamp Fox - 09/25/2018
Earlier I said that that reference was on a higher plane than I ...
I will amend that: It was on a higher floor.
:wink
I will allow it, and give it a +5, with an asterisk for persistence.
I will amend that: It was on a higher floor.
:wink
I will allow it, and give it a +5, with an asterisk for persistence.
57.) Swamp Fox - 09/25/2018
"Where'd the chain link fence go?"
"Nevermind that, Bob. The shooting benches are finally level!"
"Nevermind that, Bob. The shooting benches are finally level!"
58.) Swamp Fox - 09/25/2018
[QUOTE=bluecat;57138]Still nothing? Don't make me come over there.[/QUOTE]
Earlier I said that that reference was on a higher plane than I ...
I will amend that: It was on a higher floor.
I'll allow it, and give it a +5, with an asterisk for persistence.
Earlier I said that that reference was on a higher plane than I ...
I will amend that: It was on a higher floor.
I'll allow it, and give it a +5, with an asterisk for persistence.
59.) Swamp Fox - 09/26/2018
His chickens right now... pic.twitter.com/rgn6E5a38Y
— Liberty�� (@LibertyJen) September 25, 2018
60.) bluecat - 09/26/2018
That was horrifying, both videos.
61.) bluecat - 09/26/2018
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;57151]Earlier I said that that reference was on a higher plane than I ...
I will amend that: It was on a higher floor dose.
I'll allow it, and give it a +5, with an asterisk for persistence.[/QUOTE]
fify
I will amend that: It was on a higher floor dose.
I'll allow it, and give it a +5, with an asterisk for persistence.[/QUOTE]
fify
62.) Swamp Fox - 09/27/2018
I can't believe Bullz-i hasn't responded with his own chicken video ...
63.) Swamp Fox - 09/27/2018
"[I]Normally, the accommodations at this quaint bed-and-breakfast are quite adequate for the adventurous soul bent on a taste of country life, but on this occasion guests raised howls of protest. [/I]"
64.) bluecat - 09/27/2018
...that and the cable tv sucked
65.) Swamp Fox - 09/27/2018
"Let me see if any of these hounds are Democrat senators ..."
66.) Swamp Fox - 09/27/2018
"Gon to get some cigarettes, mom. You want anything?"
"Get some eggs if they have any."
67.) bluecat - 09/27/2018
I'm telling ya, Swamp Man was exactly "17, 18, 19" paces from the porch.
68.) Swamp Fox - 09/28/2018
"Damn Jeep won't start. Let me see if anyone has a Bronco."
69.) bluecat - 09/28/2018
"Come to coast, we'll get together, have few laughs."
70.) bluecat - 09/28/2018
Lol...
71.) bluecat - 09/28/2018
"Jesus ain't got nothing on me."
72.) Swamp Fox - 09/28/2018
"Get up on the rocks, stupid!"
[Old Jesus And The Apostles joke from the early 70's. Doesn't go over well with some people. :shh::dig::p]
BTW, I'd be amazed if there was never a band named Jesus And The Apostles ...
[Old Jesus And The Apostles joke from the early 70's. Doesn't go over well with some people. :shh::dig::p]
BTW, I'd be amazed if there was never a band named Jesus And The Apostles ...
73.) Swamp Fox - 09/28/2018
....
74.) bluecat - 09/28/2018
Going to take a Fritos break. Back in 10.