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1.) bluecat - 02/26/2018
It dawned on me that we probably need a thread to voice some constructive solutions to all of this violence - or at least vent a bit. Since the democrats are focused on taking away guns from the people who aren't connected to the crime, I thought I would offer (at no additional fee) some insight.
Maybe after the next shooting, we can get all scuba divers to give up their gear. Makes about as much sense. 2.) Swamp Fox - 02/26/2018
It's complete idiocy over there on the leftern side. It's truly like they're retarded.
Muskets, weapons of war ---Wait ... Muskets weren't weapons of war? The police will protect you ...Except when they won't? Trump is Hitler? But only the government should have guns? Trump let the mentally ill have greater access to guns. The ACLU picked this one thing to be wrong about. The war on drugs is a failure. We'll do better with a gun ban. Armed guards at the bank? They must care about your money. Armed guards in school? Why do you hate children? I could go on. And I might, after a beer. 3.) DParker - 02/26/2018
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;54659]And I might, after a beer.[/QUOTE]
It'll take more than one beer for any of it to make any sense. 4.) Triton Rich - 02/26/2018
[B]It would be quite ironic to me if this shooting turns out to be the one to lead to the typical ban this ban that gun control wave. Of all of the recent shootings, this guy should have been the easiest one to pick out beforehand. Dozens of police calls to the house, several of them for a "mentally ill" person. A call to the FBI saying he has guns and I think he might explode. Nothing ever done about any of it. The liberals won't say mental health has anything to do with it because they don't want to stigmatize those with mental health issues. Of course, they will stigmatize the crap out of millions of gun owners, that's no problem! I admit, it will be tricky but their has to be a way to stop people who are dangerously mentally ill from having guns without trampling on the rights of everybody else. I wouldn't disagree with raising the age to buy an AR type rifle to 21 which is the age in many places for buying a hand gun. I would also agree with banning bump stocks or any other device that mimics a machine gun but the language would have to be clear to still allow simple modifications (such as a drop in trigger assembly) that don't appreciably alter the function of the weapon. There is most certainly room for improvement but I have zero faith that they'll get it right.[/B]
5.) bluecat - 02/26/2018
Good points everyone.
How bout the next democratic convention they replace the armed guards with gun free zone signs. Hey, it was good enough for those kids. 6.) Swamp Fox - 02/26/2018
Raising to 21 is a red herring considering that age is not the issue. When Dems are willing to talk about raising the voting age to 21 because 18 isn't mature enough, I'll let them advance one square from GO on guns.
We don't have a (standing) draft system now, so raising the voting age is on the table, as far as I'm concerned. Screw these people who say you can sign a contract, get married, (have sex--GASP!) volunteer for the military and vote, but you can't buy a beer or (now) buy a rifle for three or more more years. 7.) bluecat - 02/26/2018
I certainly understand both sides of the age thing, but it isn't an age thing like Swampy said. I could drive an Abrams tank and the world isn't any more dangerous.
8.) DParker - 02/26/2018
Never mind the fact that if 18 is too young to be entrusted with a rifle, it's sure as hell too young to be entrusted with determining the governing of a global superpower.
9.) Swamp Fox - 02/26/2018
I hope that these morons who are advocating for the Tide Pod-eating generation to vote will see the error of their ways when they're paying for universal I-phones and subsidized fidget spinners.
I will be living off the grid at that point, in a zero tax bracket. 10.) Swamp Fox - 02/26/2018
[QUOTE=bluecat;54664]I certainly understand both sides of the age thing, but it isn't an age thing like Swampy said. I could drive an Abrams tank and the world isn't any more dangerous.[/QUOTE]
You could OWN an Abrams tank if you had enough money and a very high tolerance for bureaucracy, and the world wouldn't be a more dangerous place. 11.) Swamp Fox - 02/26/2018
[QUOTE=DParker;54665]Never mind the fact that if 18 is too young to be entrusted with a rifle, it's sure as hell too young to be entrusted with determining the governing of a global superpower.[/QUOTE]
If this were Twitter, I would give this a Like. Actually, I would probably retweet it. :-) 12.) DParker - 02/26/2018
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;54667]You could OWN an Abrams tank if you had enough money and a very high tolerance for bureaucracy, and the world wouldn't be a more dangerous place.[/QUOTE]
Well, maybe that tiny part of the world just in front of him during stop-and-go traffic. 13.) DParker - 02/26/2018
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;54668]If this were Twitter, I would give this a Like.
Actually, I would probably retweet it. :-)[/QUOTE] Hey, hey.....who do you think you are? Leader of the free world? 14.) bluecat - 02/26/2018
Did you see where some of the students were lobbying for the school security to keep their jobs.
Hard to even type that. 15.) DParker - 02/27/2018
[QUOTE=bluecat;54671]Did you see where some of the students were lobbying for the school security to keep their jobs.
Hard to even type that.[/QUOTE] Well....[I]somebody's[/I] got to set up a defensive perimeter outside, direct traffic, make the run to Dunkin' Donuts, etc. Those jobs don't just do themselves, y'know. 16.) DParker - 02/27/2018
Oh, and who is going to show the cops from the neighboring community where the front door of the school is so they can rush inside while you hold down the fort outside?
17.) Swamp Fox - 02/27/2018
[QUOTE=DParker;54669]Well, maybe that tiny part of the world just in front of him during stop-and-go traffic.[/QUOTE]
I'm sure he'd get used to the controls fairly soon ... After three or four Priuses and maybe a Coexist or two. 18.) bluecat - 02/27/2018
Actually I used to own an Abrams tank until the canoe accident.
19.) Swamp Fox - 02/27/2018
Hogg, for instance, is all over the place. He seems to hold Broward LE "somewhat" at fault, while excusing them. And yes, neighboring LE did the heavy lifting.
Pulitzer to the journalist who unravels it all. Oh, wait ... 20.) Swamp Fox - 02/27/2018
[QUOTE=bluecat;54675]Actually I used to own an Abrams tank until the canoe accident.[/QUOTE]
I wouldn't have said anything. 21.) Swamp Fox - 02/27/2018
Dem virtue signalling:
[url]http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/house-democrats-introduce-bill-prohibiting-sale-of-semi-automatic-weapons/article/2650087[/url] 22.) Swamp Fox - 02/27/2018
Armed teachers assumed with pistols vs. armed lunatics withrifles, presumably:
Basically, it's complete idiocy. 23.) Swamp Fox - 02/27/2018
24.) bluecat - 02/27/2018
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;54678]Dem virtue signalling:
[url]http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/house-democrats-introduce-bill-prohibiting-sale-of-semi-automatic-weapons/article/2650087[/url][/QUOTE] So...the assault weapons ban by Clinton in 1994 didn't prevent the Columbine shooting, but oh well. 25.) bluecat - 02/27/2018
...and yes I realize the Columbine shooting did not utilize an AR or AK. But that's partially the point.
26.) bluecat - 02/27/2018
Virginia Tech was two pistols.
27.) bluecat - 02/27/2018
I just don't think the shooter in Florida saw the gun free zone signs.
Make them bigger? 28.) bluecat - 02/27/2018
I heard one student screaming today that all guns should be banned.
More soft targets thought every criminal ever 29.) bluecat - 02/27/2018
Let's have a pressure cooker buy back program. I won't be able to can potatoes this summer but I'm willing to make that sacrifice.
30.) bluecat - 02/27/2018
If it could save only one life.
31.) bluecat - 02/27/2018
Excuse me while I march for women to abort their baby anytime they want.
32.) Swamp Fox - 02/27/2018
You can "harvest" arms, you just can't bear them.
The latest idiocy I've seen is somebody trying to make the distinction between arms and "speech." As in: "If the Second Amendment only applies to 18th century weapons, the First Amendment only applies to 18th century media." "No, you imbecile. 'Arms' are specified, whereas 'speech' is much more broad." "What about the 'free press'? Is that Gutenberg-style only, or what?" "Crickets ..." 33.) Swamp Fox - 02/27/2018
[QUOTE=bluecat;54684]I just don't think the shooter in Florida saw the gun free zone signs.
Make them bigger?[/QUOTE] Do them in emoji. 34.) bluecat - 02/27/2018
Other jobs the school deputies could do if they are fired.
Official casing finder, survivor therapist, evacuation documenter, chalk outline drawer, yellow barricade tape unroller. 35.) Swamp Fox - 02/27/2018
If anyone hires Sheriff Israel after he claimed he gave out badges and guns but has no responsibility beyond that, the only way the company's stock won't plummet is if it's another government job.
Or maybe Costco. They don't seem to care what goes on over there, from what I can tell. 36.) Swamp Fox - 02/27/2018
We'll have to stay in touch with Hunter's family and the people who have land with Osceolas on it, and maybe with some bass fishermen and some inshore guys, but this is eventually gonna happen.
37.) bluecat - 02/27/2018
If that happens, the island could tip over you know.
38.) Swamp Fox - 02/27/2018
I don't know ... It's pretty flam-bouyant in South Florida, balanced by a lot of fried chicken, mashed potatoes and gravy in North Florida.
So it could work out. Although it could also turn out to be like a crappie float. How much do Cubans and Columbian drug dealers weigh, generally? 39.) Swamp Fox - 02/27/2018
40.) Swamp Fox - 02/27/2018
Listening to Democrats will make your ears bleed and give you a piercing headache.
Hearing Diane Feinstein speak about guns is like being bludgeoned with a five-gallon jug of Chanel. 41.) bluecat - 02/27/2018
Lol!
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43.) DParker - 02/27/2018
I think Lawrence O'Donnell is a strong contender for the Most Pants-On-Head Stupid Comment Award.
[URL="https://mobile.twitter.com/MSNBC/status/967043934601072640?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fd-26685568472427600048.cloudflareamp.net%2F1502819823157%2Fframe.html"]https://mobile.twitter.com/MSNBC/status/967043934601072640?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fd-26685568472427600048.cloudflareamp.net%2F1502819823157%2Fframe.html[/URL] The bad guys can just outrun those slow handgun bullets, or dodge them Neo-in-the-Matrix-style. 44.) bluecat - 02/27/2018
The comments were pretty funny.
[QUOTE]Wall Street @WallSt · Feb 23 Good spin though, bro. You might get a job at @CNN someday if you try real hard.[/QUOTE] 45.) Swamp Fox - 02/27/2018
Sadly, that won't be the "last word" from O'Donnell.
You have to wonder what level of stupidity will get you mocked by your peers at MSNBC or CNN? "Stop the hammering!" 46.) bluecat - 02/27/2018
[QUOTE=bluecat;54693]Other jobs the school deputies could do if they are fired.
Official casing finder, survivor therapist, evacuation documenter, chalk outline drawer, yellow barricade tape unroller.[/QUOTE] Fire alarm puller, sinking ship deck chair arranger, condolence supervisor, Luminol sprayer 47.) bluecat - 02/27/2018
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;54705]
"Stop the hammering!"[/QUOTE] .... 48.) Swamp Fox - 02/27/2018
49.) bluecat - 02/27/2018
:tap:
50.) DParker - 02/27/2018
It's funny how many anti-2A activists who have never even fired a gun think they're ballistics and close-quarters-combat experts. It's like that male pimply-faced perpetual virgin in high school who always loved to dispense advice on how to please a woman...only more pathetic.
51.) Swamp Fox - 02/27/2018
52.) bluecat - 02/27/2018
[QUOTE=DParker;54710] It's like that male pimply-faced perpetual virgin in high school who always loved to dispense advice on how to please a woman...only more pathetic.[/QUOTE]
.... Watch Adam Sandler, he can't even look at Chris or he'll lose it. 53.) DParker - 02/27/2018
[QUOTE=bluecat;54712]....
Watch Adam Sandler, he can't even look at Chris or he'll lose it.[/QUOTE] Yeah....that. 54.) DParker - 02/27/2018
Or this flag expert from Seattle.
[URL="https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/both-have-crosses-so-norwegian-flag-mistaken-for-confederate-flag/"]‘Suddenly there is a Confederate flag flying’ in Seattle’s Greenwood area – well, not quite[/URL] Pardon my propagation of the "N" word ("Norwegian"). 55.) bluecat - 02/27/2018
Reminds me of the statue of Stevie Ray Vaughn being vandallized. All of these civil war statues must go!
[url]http://www.statesman.com/news/local/stevie-ray-vaughan-statue-vandalized-taggers/yX0ASMKvgDvBK69bpxaXwO/[/url] 56.) DParker - 02/27/2018
[QUOTE=bluecat;54715]Reminds me of the statue of Stevie Ray Vaughn being vandallized. All of these civil war statues must go!
[url]http://www.statesman.com/news/local/stevie-ray-vaughan-statue-vandalized-taggers/yX0ASMKvgDvBK69bpxaXwO/[/url][/QUOTE] 57.) Swamp Fox - 02/27/2018
[QUOTE=DParker;54714]Or this flag expert from Seattle.
[URL="https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/both-have-crosses-so-norwegian-flag-mistaken-for-confederate-flag/"]‘Suddenly there is a Confederate flag flying’ in Seattle’s Greenwood area – well, not quite[/URL] Pardon my propagation of the "N" word ("Norwegian").[/QUOTE] LOL ....I saw that a few days ago ... Freakin' morons. It is, I think, one of the best proofs that American schools are not doing their jobs. (And we thought it was funny when the Germans bomber Pearl Harbor.) 58.) Swamp Fox - 02/27/2018
[QUOTE=DParker;54714]Or this flag expert from Seattle.
[URL="https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/both-have-crosses-so-norwegian-flag-mistaken-for-confederate-flag/"]‘Suddenly there is a Confederate flag flying’ in Seattle’s Greenwood area – well, not quite[/URL] Pardon my propagation of the "N" word ("Norwegian").[/QUOTE] LOL ....I saw that a few days ago ... Freakin' morons. It is, I think, one of the best proofs that American schools are not doing their jobs. (And we thought it was funny when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.) 59.) Swamp Fox - 02/27/2018
Was the SRV vandalism a Confederate thing? I missed that, if so.
60.) Swamp Fox - 02/27/2018
I want to see some of these little twits deface a Clint Eastwood statue because they're culturally illiterate.
Plus, bonus coverage:
61.) Swamp Fox - 02/28/2018
For your firearms information needs:
[url]https://www.instagram.com/p/BftxzAIFJkd/[/url] 62.) DParker - 02/28/2018
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;54725]For your firearms information needs:
[url]https://www.instagram.com/p/BftxzAIFJkd/[/url][/QUOTE] I saw that a few hours ago, and my first thought ws, "How the hell does a man make it all the way to General being that fundamentally ignorant?" They both shoot like movie actors who have never even touched a gun before. And..."full semi-auto"? "I probably won't hit the target" (that's 5 yds away)? WTF? 63.) Swamp Fox - 02/28/2018
The camera subtracts 20 IQ points.
"How many cameras were on you?" 64.) Jon - 02/28/2018
That's a sell out of a General, there's NO WAY he did that without being bought. Full Semi-Auto. Liberal news is fake news proven once again
65.) bluecat - 02/28/2018
"Broward’s Collaborative Agreement on School Discipline was announced in early November. Instead of suspensions, students can now be referred to the PROMISE program, where they receive counseling for several days and then return to school."
[url]http://prospect.org/article/reversing-broward-countys-school-prison-pipeline[/url] [Artie Johnson jpg] Very Interesting 66.) DParker - 02/28/2018
[URL="http://dailycaller.com/2018/02/28/connecticuts-dannel-malloy-guns-tank/"]Connecticut's Governor "I like the taste of these paint chips" Malloy demonstrates his ignorance of what can/can't be legally owned in the U.S.[/URL]
[QUOTE]"We don’t let people have tanks just because we make tanks. We don’t let them have flame throwers because we make flame throwers."[/QUOTE] Uh...yes, we most certainly do let people own (with no special permits/licenses required) tanks and flamethrowers. 67.) Swamp Fox - 03/01/2018
My understanding was there wasn't "extra" paperwork for flamethrowers --- Elon Musk (sp) is marketing one, FFS -- but there was special gubmint/ATF/Treasury Dept/ Ladies Guild paperwork/taxes to pay on a tank.
It's all a scam, and this is what I think about it: 68.) DParker - 03/01/2018
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;54731]My understanding was there wasn't "extra" paperwork for flamethrowers --- Elon Musk (sp) is marketing one, FFS -- but there was special gubmint/ATF/Treasury Dept/ Ladies Guild paperwork/taxes to pay on a tank.[/QUOTE]
Not so long as the gun has been rendered permanently inoperable. Otherwise it's a "destructive device" (per BATFE), and while still it's technically still possible to legally own one...your odds of doing so are somewhere between slim and none...and slim is outta' town. 69.) Swamp Fox - 03/01/2018
Okay, but I don't want a tank that is inoperable. I want a tank that is prettydamnphuckinoperabledammit.
I'm not aware of any kind of lottery system. My impression is that if I have the money and a very high tolerance for bureaucracy, I can make it so. Please tell me I'm right. :-) 70.) Swamp Fox - 03/01/2018
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72.) DParker - 03/01/2018
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;54733]I'm not aware of any kind of lottery system. My impression is that if I have the money and a very high tolerance for bureaucracy, I can make it so.
Please tell me I'm right. :-)[/QUOTE] In addition to the paperwork, tax stamp and other stuff you're anticipating, you'll also need sign-off from whomever your local "Chief Law Enforcement Officer" is, at their discretion. Good luck. And even if you clear that hurdle, you'll like have one or more state/local laws ruining your party. 73.) Swamp Fox - 03/01/2018
I think I'm good on the Chief Law Enforcement Officer, depending on the definition of "local."
If they want to tell me 40 miles down the road is local, I've got their tank right here [grabbing motion]. I will poll my friends to see if any state or local laws ever ruined any of their parties. 74.) Swamp Fox - 03/01/2018
:grin:
75.) Swamp Fox - 03/01/2018
This tank would would be okay just about everywhere.
76.) DParker - 03/01/2018
"Tank ya'. Tank ya' vurra much."
77.) bluecat - 03/01/2018
Dick's Sporting Goods is committed to ending this type of school violence and is no longer selling AR-15's.
Problem solved. Should I close this solutions thread? 78.) DParker - 03/01/2018
[QUOTE=bluecat;54742]Dick's Sporting Goods is committed to ending this type of school violence and is no longer selling AR-15's.
Problem solved. Should I close this solutions thread?[/QUOTE] They made that same commitment and solved the problem back in 2012...only to start selling them in their "Field & Stream" stores instead. They're a very principled company. 79.) bluecat - 03/01/2018
Right now it is very trendy to blame Trump and NRA for murder. Boycott anything and everything.
Last year it was going to any bathroom you want depending upon what gender you felt like you identified with at the time. 80.) bluecat - 03/01/2018
81.) Swamp Fox - 03/01/2018
[QUOTE=DParker;54743]They made that same commitment and solved the problem back in 2012...only to start selling them in their "Field & Stream" stores instead. They're a very principled company.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=bluecat;54744]Right now it is very trendy to blame Trump and NRA for murder. Boycott anything and everything. Last year it was going to any bathroom you want depending upon what gender you felt like you identified with at the time.[/QUOTE] I missed that Dicks caved a few years ago, but now that you mention it I sorta remember. I liked the F&S store near me, until they closed it. It was so poorly run, I could find weird stuff dirt cheap and I took max advantage. The people were good and the selection was very decent for a generic outdoor shop that was nowhere near a Bass Pro or Cabelas. You probably caught that the news is F&S has now caved. This whole freakin' situation is just f'in sad. People have lost their minds. NRA is a terrorist organization, blah blah blah. You should see some of the stuff that's out there, if you haven't had the pleasure. 82.) Swamp Fox - 03/01/2018
The whole thing just gets my back up.
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85.) crookedeye - 03/02/2018
hannity been coming out with breaking news every night for the last 5 months...and no ones going to jail or at least getting a slap on the wrist. im getting tired of this stuff
86.) bluecat - 03/02/2018
Is anyone gitt'n a stern talkin' to?
87.) DParker - 03/02/2018
This most excellent and practical use of home automation technology (apparently a SmartThings hub, a speaker and a motion sensor) ought to trigger somebody.
[video=youtube;gPYvfk4Pkrs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPYvfk4Pkrs[/video] 88.) bluecat - 03/02/2018
+5 LOL!
89.) Swamp Fox - 03/03/2018
I'm compiling a list of triggering songs for this gizmo right now. I will need sales people and about five regional managers as I get the national operation up and running.
If you worked on the sales teams for the G-Puddles Prevention Kit or JB's Fart Baffler, you can get preference points in the hiring process, since you already know the market and have had documented success. Let me know if you're interested in the box below. Also, song suggestions are welcome. 90.) Swamp Fox - 03/03/2018
[QUOTE=crookedeye;54751]hannity been coming out with breaking news every night for the last 5 months...and no ones going to jail or at least getting a slap on the wrist. im getting tired of this stuff[/QUOTE]
From late '79 to early '81, network TV had sensationalized "breaking news" or "news update" shit every night during the Iran hostage crisis.The show Nightline with Ted Koppel was a major culprit. I forget the details, but since I skipped a year of high school, my classmates weren't going in a draft but I was, if we went to war. I had listened to the Vietnam War on the radio as a kid under the covers late at night while one of my uncles was over there, so I'd had enough of scary news and battle reporting pretty early. Every time one of those Iran hostage "update" scares came on the TV, my heart went in my throat. It was never really life-and-death news, but they played it as if it was. I finally figured out what the TV game was all about. These days I have a really low tolerance for sensationalism, and Hannity is one of the worst offenders on the right. 91.) Swamp Fox - 03/03/2018
We will have this song available on the list for Platinum customers:
92.) Swamp Fox - 03/03/2018
This song is will be included in all subscriptions, including the Which End Does The Bullet Come Out package:
93.) Swamp Fox - 03/03/2018
I'm conflicted. Every song I can think of for this Safe Opening would be a good tune to play in Music Videos.
Should I double-post, or fire for effect here? 94.) Swamp Fox - 03/03/2018
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96.) bluecat - 03/03/2018
Do your worst.
97.) bluecat - 03/03/2018
How bout the first 8 bars of Stranglehold?
98.) Swamp Fox - 03/03/2018
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Jine the Cavalry :
[url]https://youtu.be/XquoxxcHmdc[/url] 100.) Swamp Fox - 03/03/2018
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102.) Swamp Fox - 03/04/2018
Phuckin' Hollywood ....
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107.) Swamp Fox - 03/04/2018
Dumbasses:
[url]https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2018/03/03/in-rare-saturday-session-florida-senate-passes-ar-15-ban-then-rejects-it-15-minutes-later/[/url] 108.) bluecat - 03/04/2018
I like the regular teacher and Spanish teacher. Not familiar with librarian.
109.) Swamp Fox - 03/04/2018
Shssss ... It's coming.
I LOVE the Spanish teacher. If you do not understand a weapon can be a work of art, you are truly missing a part of your soul. 110.) bluecat - 03/04/2018
:shh:
It's true. 111.) Swamp Fox - 03/04/2018
Thank you, suh ...Even though you are from Kansas ...
:wink 112.) Swamp Fox - 03/04/2018
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113.) bluecat - 03/04/2018
Does that mean you speak spanish? :wink
114.) bluecat - 03/04/2018
I am fluent in several languages , Spanish German, Italian, English of course.
115.) bluecat - 03/04/2018
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;54784]......[/QUOTE]
Thanks! Most historical depictions of Kansas are just a bunch of people running around shooting each other. So we've got that going for us which is nice. 116.) Swamp Fox - 03/04/2018
My German is rusty,, my Irish nearly nil, and my English is 120% because of all the oppression and colonialism and good educaton.
117.) Swamp Fox - 03/04/2018
[QUOTE=bluecat;54787]Thanks! Most historical depictions of Kansas are just a bunch of people running around shooting each other. So we've got that going for us which is nice.[/QUOTE]
LOL ... I've never run across that before ...LOL 118.) bluecat - 03/04/2018
Some of my favorite English teachers growing up were Mr. Browning and Mr. Ruger.
119.) bluecat - 03/04/2018
I can't forget Samuel Colt was very patient with me.
120.) Swamp Fox - 03/04/2018
[QUOTE=bluecat;54786]I am fluent in several languages , Spanish German, Italian, English of course.[/QUOTE]
Is this true, or are you pf****ing with me? I would like to know a little more Spanish, and am getting better at it. Italian, as far as I can tell, is only good for picking up Engllsh-speaking girls at the Spanish Steps. 121.) bluecat - 03/04/2018
Lol, pm sent.
122.) bluecat - 03/04/2018
You're a good egg Swampy.
123.) Swamp Fox - 03/04/2018
"Run, ol' hare...If I was a ol' hare, I'd run, too."
---anecdote from the preparation for Pickett's Charge 124.) bluecat - 03/04/2018
Was that the battle where being killed was a certainty?
125.) DParker - 03/04/2018
[QUOTE=bluecat;54787]Thanks! Most historical depictions of Kansas are just a bunch of people running around shooting each other. So we've got that going for us which is nice.[/QUOTE]
Don't sell Kansas history short. There was also the Dust Bowl. 126.) bluecat - 03/04/2018
+ 5, any locusts?
127.) bluecat - 03/04/2018
That's the only bowl Kansas has ever been in.
+5 128.) Swamp Fox - 03/04/2018
[QUOTE=bluecat;54796]Was that the battle where being killed was a certainty?[/QUOTE]
One of them, yeah. Especially advancing over a long, wide open field against an entrenched enemy. [url]http://essentialcivilwarcurriculum.com/picketts-charge.html[/url] 129.) Swamp Fox - 03/04/2018
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;54800]One of them, yeah.
Especially advancing over a long, wide open field against an entrenched enemy. [/Quote] 130.) Swamp Fox - 03/04/2018
[QUOTE=bluecat;54799]That's the only bowl Kansas has ever been in.
+5[/QUOTE] LOL +7 131.) Swamp Fox - 03/04/2018
Kansas has had some good gunfighters, though.
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133.) Swamp Fox - 03/04/2018
This is one of my top ten on youtube . There used to be one that was just a little longer. British Army being sung out of a pub in the north of Ireland, 1970's.
134.) crookedeye - 03/04/2018
hannity no's his breaking news...are you trying to tell me there no biased in the FB freakin I??? and hillarys not a criminal?
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136.) Swamp Fox - 03/04/2018
"If Hillary had done anything wrong, she'd be in jail by now."
That's their argument. LOL. 137.) Swamp Fox - 03/04/2018
Hillary ... British Army ... "What difference, at this point, does it make?"
... 138.) Swamp Fox - 03/04/2018
I can't find an original Kinky Boots to give perspective, so I think you all just have to suck it up.
139.) bluecat - 03/05/2018
......
140.) bluecat - 03/05/2018
[QUOTE=crookedeye;54807].....[/QUOTE]
Hi Power with internal extractor. That's my best guess. 0:54. 141.) bluecat - 03/05/2018
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;54804],,,,[/QUOTE]
freakin hilarious + 5 142.) bluecat - 03/05/2018
143.) crookedeye - 03/05/2018
thats not right...
144.) DParker - 03/05/2018
145.) Swamp Fox - 03/05/2018
LOL ...
That is SO right ... LMAO ... Buy that memester a beer! 146.) Swamp Fox - 03/07/2018
147.) bluecat - 03/07/2018
Quite a battle indeed.
148.) Swamp Fox - 03/07/2018
Alamo Car Rentals will no longer offer NRA discounts, which is bad news for the Alamo employees who won't be getting raises any time soon, whether they speak Spanish or not.
[url]https://www.dallasnews.com/business/business/2018/02/22/enterprise-alamo-national-will-no-longer-give-nra-members-discounts-car-rentals[/url] 149.) Swamp Fox - 03/07/2018
....
150.) DParker - 03/07/2018
Meanwhile, the scuttlebutt is that the NRA's membership roll has increased by 500K in the past month.
151.) bluecat - 03/07/2018
That could have prevented with a wall.
152.) Swamp Fox - 03/07/2018
[QUOTE=DParker;54855]Meanwhile, the scuttlebutt is that the NRA's membership roll has increased by 500K in the past month.[/QUOTE]
I've heard that ... LOL 153.) Swamp Fox - 03/07/2018
[QUOTE=bluecat;54856]That could have prevented with a wall.[/QUOTE]
The Founders couldn't have anticipated wall technology, or immigration. Moms Demand Territorial Contraction had allies in the media, though, who were willing to amplify violent rhetoric calling the National Westward Expansion Association a terrorist organization. #twistedhistory 154.) Swamp Fox - 03/08/2018
Damn. I can't get a nibble on that?
What's the lefty response on tariffs? I haven't been able to keep up. Since Stupid Economics is their wheelhouse, you'd think you'd be hearing lots of Trump love. 155.) bluecat - 03/08/2018
Not sure what you mean. He's getting it handed to him with the tariffs, Stormy etc.
Every damn day. 156.) Swamp Fox - 03/08/2018
He deserves to get it handed to him on tariffs. I don't think it's possible to do them right. I know he's backtracked a bit. Just wasn't sure that he really was getting the full blast from anyone not on the right.
Isn't there a rule that you can't write about Stormy Daniels without posting a picture? 157.) bluecat - 03/08/2018
You'll need a wide screen.
158.) Swamp Fox - 03/09/2018
+4 ....
159.) Swamp Fox - 03/09/2018
160.) DParker - 03/09/2018
MAGA! (Making Actresses Gag Again)
161.) Swamp Fox - 03/09/2018
LOL
[B]Great News: Alexa Devices Are Freaking People Out By Randomly Laughing[/B] [url]https://hotair.com/archives/2018/03/07/great-news-alexa-devices-freaking-people-randomly-laughing/[/url] 162.) DParker - 03/09/2018
That's what you get for dropping your pants in front of her.
163.) Swamp Fox - 03/09/2018
At first I thought it was because I enquired about [I]Glock und Spiel[/I] ...
Stay through at least 3:00, unless you have no time, or something life-threatening is going on: 164.) bluecat - 03/09/2018
Thanks for posting that.
165.) Swamp Fox - 03/10/2018
It really is cool, especially in person. People cheer for the victorious jouster, which you can hear in this video.
(Spoiler Alert: The Bavarian knight is undefeated, since the beginning.) 166.) Swamp Fox - 03/10/2018
I always wondered if the netting was to protect observers in case a figure came off its track and fell to the ground, or if it was to protect the jousters from Lothringenians and Frenchmen throwing oranges and beer bottles at the German figures.
167.) Swamp Fox - 03/21/2018
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it weird that the Parkland shooting in Florida is still stirring up the national media, while the Parkland shooting in Chicago every couple of weeks for more than a decade doesn't have all the hoplophobes picking at their nose rings ...
168.) bluecat - 03/21/2018
Swampy, your post confused me.
169.) Swamp Fox - 03/21/2018
[url]https://heyjackass.com/[/url]
[url]http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/ct-us-gun-deaths-increase-20171103-story.html[/url] [url]https://www.cnn.com/2018/01/01/us/chicago-murders-2017-statistics/index.html[/url] :wave: 170.) Swamp Fox - 03/21/2018
I edited my original post to read "Chicago" instead of Florida 2x...
171.) bluecat - 03/21/2018
Put victim disarmament signs on doors possibly? Better visibility?
See, Texas just ran into this problem with the lack of bomb-free zone signs. 172.) Swamp Fox - 03/21/2018
Waiting for the chant to begin that FedEx is complicit in murder, has blood on its hands, and is a domestic terrorist organization.
But wait: That actually makes a lot more sense --in a fly-eating lunatic sort of way-- than anti-gun nutjobs' attacks on the NRA. 173.) Swamp Fox - 03/21/2018
It's possible that the Republic has reached the point of terminal stupidity...
174.) Swamp Fox - 03/21/2018
Imagine being the clown who proposed that forces that favor restrictions on law-abiding citizens' free-speech, religious or assembly rights are really defenders of the First Amendment ...
[B]Why the real defenders of the second amendment oppose the NRA[/B] [url]https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/mar/17/second-amendment-nra-corey-brettschneider[/url] [url]https://bearingarms.com/tom-k/2018/03/19/guardian-gun-control-advocates-true-defenders-second-amendment/[/url] 175.) bluecat - 03/21/2018
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;55089]Is it just me, or does anyone else find it weird that the Parkland shooting in Florida is still stirring up the national media, while the Parkland shooting in Chicago every couple of weeks for more than a decade doesn't have all the hoplophobes picking at their nose rings ...[/QUOTE]
[url]https://chicago.suntimes.com/chicago-politics/parkland-shooting-survivors-visit-cps-students-to-plan-chicago-gun-control-march/[/url] Sounds like some of the Parkland snowflakes are headed to Chicago to solve the problem. Funny, the Maryland shooting is just not getting much pub right now.:cf: 176.) bluecat - 03/21/2018
The good news is that Matt Damon is threatening to leave the country again. Can we start a "Go Fund Me" to help out?
177.) Swamp Fox - 03/21/2018
[QUOTE=bluecat;55099]... Funny, the Maryland shooting is just not getting much pub right now.:cf:[/QUOTE]
Yeah, that's a real mystery, LOL. 178.) Swamp Fox - 03/21/2018
Matt Damon is just trying to get ahead of the scandals where it's revealed that he asked a girl out more than once, continued to flirt, and told a dirty joke at work.
179.) Swamp Fox - 03/21/2018
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;55098]Imagine being the clown who proposed that forces that favor restrictions on law-abiding citizens' free-speech, religious or assembly rights are really defenders of the First Amendment ...
[B]Why the real defenders of the second amendment oppose the NRA[/B] [url]https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/mar/17/second-amendment-nra-corey-brettschneider[/url] [url]https://bearingarms.com/tom-k/2018/03/19/guardian-gun-control-advocates-true-defenders-second-amendment/[/url][/QUOTE]
180.) DParker - 03/21/2018
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;55098]Imagine being the clown who proposed that forces that favor restrictions on law-abiding citizens' free-speech, religious or assembly rights are really defenders of the First Amendment ...
[B]Why the real defenders of the second amendment oppose the NRA[/B] [url]https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/mar/17/second-amendment-nra-corey-brettschneider[/url] [url]https://bearingarms.com/tom-k/2018/03/19/guardian-gun-control-advocates-true-defenders-second-amendment/[/url][/QUOTE] I'm not sure which is more stupid...the Guardian piece itself, or the mouth-breathing window-lickers' comments agreeing with it. 181.) DParker - 03/21/2018
[QUOTE=bluecat;55099]Funny, the Maryland shooting is just not getting much pub right now.:cf:[/QUOTE]
It's not useful because it contradicts the narrative that AR-15s are the problem, and that the presence of armed opposition isn't an effective means of defense. 182.) bluecat - 03/21/2018
...well then we better not talk about this either. Because having an inept Sheriff's Dept certainly wasn't the problem. LOL
[B]Deputy suspended, accused of sleeping on duty at Stoneman Douglas Student found Moises Carotti napping inside patrol car, deputies say[/B] [url]https://www.local10.com/news/parkland-school-shooting/deputy-suspended-accused-of-sleeping-on-duty-at-stoneman-douglas[/url] Glad things are back to normal. :laugh::laugh::laugh: 183.) bluecat - 03/21/2018
suspended with pay for sleeping...
queue the George Castanza sleeping under desk clip. 184.) Swamp Fox - 03/21/2018
"Was that wrong?"
185.) bluecat - 03/21/2018
Oh, snap, +5!
186.) bluecat - 03/21/2018
It's so hard to sleep peacefully with all the gunfire...
187.) DParker - 03/21/2018
[QUOTE=bluecat;55115]It's so hard to sleep peacefully with all the gunfire...[/QUOTE]
188.) Swamp Fox - 03/21/2018
[QUOTE=bluecat;55111]...well then we better not talk about this either. Because having an inept Sheriff's Dept certainly wasn't the problem. LOL
[B]Deputy suspended, accused of sleeping on duty at Stoneman Douglas Student found Moises Carotti napping inside patrol car, deputies say[/B] [url]https://www.local10.com/news/parkland-school-shooting/deputy-suspended-accused-of-sleeping-on-duty-at-stoneman-douglas[/url] Glad things are back to normal. :laugh::laugh::laugh:[/QUOTE] My fledgling ad agency, Swampy's House of Quips and Doodles, just landed the Full Semi-Automatic Rifles account of Whynot, NC and we're working on a campaign where the good guy (a cartoon coyote) is trying to engage his arch-nemesis, an anti-gun cartoon ostrich, in the national conversation about guns that the ostrich is always saying we never have. However, the ostrich actually won't stop yammering about guns, and spouts gibberish and nonsense 24/7 before inevitably running away when confronted with facts or an opposing viewpoint. So, to foil the ostrich and to get him to slow down and face reality, the coyote orders a replica of a policeman cooping in his patrol car, and plans to place it behind a billboard on the highway that leads to the fake tunnel into the canyon wall. The ostrich is sure to see it as he runs away from the next confrontation, and should slow down just enough for the coyote to catch him. If he doesn't, there's that fake tunnel opening waiting, so win-win ... I won't give the rest of the ad away, but the fake cop in his patrol car with the light on top arrives in a huge wooden crate from the ACME Company, and hilarity ensues ... 189.) DParker - 03/21/2018
[QUOTE=bluecat;55111]...well then we better not talk about this either. Because having an inept Sheriff's Dept certainly wasn't the problem. LOL
[B]Deputy suspended, accused of sleeping on duty at Stoneman Douglas Student found Moises Carotti napping inside patrol car, deputies say[/B] [url]https://www.local10.com/news/parkland-school-shooting/deputy-suspended-accused-of-sleeping-on-duty-at-stoneman-douglas[/url] Glad things are back to normal. :laugh::laugh::laugh:[/QUOTE] I've shown AMAZING LEADERSHIP!!! EDIT: I decided the above was a more fitting image. 190.) Swamp Fox - 03/21/2018
[QUOTE=DParker;55118]I've shown AMAZING LEADERSHIP!!!
[/QUOTE] +3 How that sheriff hasn't been flattened by now, I have no idea. 191.) DParker - 03/21/2018
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;55120]+3
How that sheriff hasn't been flattened by now, I have no idea.[/QUOTE] Well, remember...it [I]is[/I] Broward "Hanging Chad" County. 192.) Swamp Fox - 03/21/2018
True enough.
193.) Swamp Fox - 03/21/2018
I think the Parkland crowd is descending on Boston this weekend. I saw where one of the little dweebs mentioned that they weren't ready for Boston weather, being from Florida, and-- (I surmise)-- completely in outer space. He said none of another of the little dweebs' entire family brought a coat.
Yeah, these are the people we want leading the discussion of Constitutional rights and public policy. 194.) bluecat - 03/21/2018
Some of these goofballs don't attend school anymore.
195.) Swamp Fox - 03/21/2018
Of course not. This is the year of the Blue Wave and all focus must be on the November elections.
David Hogg is such an idiot he can't even get admitted in the first round to UCF, which admittedly IS the Harvard of central Florida, so it makes sense he would go into lefty politics, and/or get a temporary journalism gig for his resume. 196.) Swamp Fox - 03/21/2018
— Sal the Agorist (@SallyMayweather) March 21, 2018 197.) bluecat - 03/22/2018
One common theme that I've noticed over the last few years of observation is that the left is bitter, angry and full of hate.
198.) Swamp Fox - 03/22/2018
You'd be cranky too if you couldn't get your agenda through without lies, corruption, voter fraud, a regulatory state, suppression of checks and balances, demographic changes and fundamentally transforming the nation.
199.) Swamp Fox - 03/22/2018
Also, all the soy and veganism makes you irritable and gassy.
200.) Swamp Fox - 03/22/2018
Also, all the soy and veganism makes you irritable and gassy.
201.) bluecat - 03/22/2018
lol +5
202.) Swamp Fox - 03/22/2018
I would have written the headline this way and waited to see if I'd be fired for it:
[SIZE=2] [B]Dick's Rash Decision Causes Irritation, Itch For Improved Sales[/B][/SIZE] Here's how the story actually appeared: [B]Dick’s Virtue Signaling Costs Them…Literally[/B] [url]https://bearingarms.com/tom-k/2018/03/21/dicks-virtue-signalling-costs-literally/[/url] 203.) DParker - 03/22/2018
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;55133]Here's how the story actually appeared:
[B]Dick’s Virtue Signaling Costs Them…Literally[/B] [url]https://bearingarms.com/tom-k/2018/03/21/dicks-virtue-signalling-costs-literally/[/url][/QUOTE] The money quote: [QUOTE]Gun enthusiasts won’t be surprised to learn that the gun and hunting parts of Dick’s business has been “extremely soft,”[/QUOTE] 204.) Swamp Fox - 03/22/2018
LOL ... "Beat me to it."
205.) bluecat - 03/22/2018
Stiff competition?
206.) Swamp Fox - 03/22/2018
Everyone's waiting for their .... prices to drop.
207.) bluecat - 03/22/2018
Their customer base is petering out.
208.) Swamp Fox - 03/22/2018
LOL ... +4
209.) bluecat - 03/22/2018
Most people will agree that Dick's decision to discontinue weapons was rather ballsy.
210.) DParker - 03/22/2018
Business is just limping along.
211.) Swamp Fox - 03/22/2018
LOL ...
Political correctness has them by the short hairs. 212.) bluecat - 03/22/2018
The law abiding gun owner is the one who always gets hosed.
213.) Swamp Fox - 03/22/2018
It pays to keep one eye on the gun-grabbers.
214.) bluecat - 03/23/2018
The knee-jerk reaction to pull all guns from the shelves has been called by many as premature evacuation.
215.) Swamp Fox - 03/23/2018
With a lot of practice, their inventory control might get better.
216.) bluecat - 03/23/2018
It's really not the size of the inventory, it's what you can do with it.
217.) Swamp Fox - 03/23/2018
Are you saying that if I can move my inventory, no matter the size, corporate will be happy?
218.) Swamp Fox - 03/23/2018
I'm a small shop, operating on a shoestring ...
219.) bluecat - 03/23/2018
Badminton rackets, stretch tights, let's face it, Dick's sucks.
220.) Swamp Fox - 03/23/2018
I can sometimes grab a fishing item that they don't know how to price right, and there are usually some attractive soccer moms shopping.
I try to recommend the correct colorful lycra bottoms to go with the tops ... 221.) Swamp Fox - 03/23/2018
"Hi! Can I help you find something?"
222.) bluecat - 03/23/2018
If you were purchasing an item from Dick's in Viet Nam you would have to pay in Dong.
That would be a real kick in the shorts. 223.) DParker - 03/23/2018
224.) DParker - 03/23/2018
I scarcely know where to begin...
[URL="http://wnep.com/2018/03/22/superintendent-says-students-are-armed-with-rocks-in-case-of-a-school-shooting/"]Superintendent Says Students Are Armed with Rocks In Case of a School Shooting[/URL] 225.) bluecat - 03/23/2018
“Every classroom has been equipped with a five-gallon bucket of river stone. If an armed intruder attempts to gain entrance into any of our classrooms, they will face a classroom full students armed with rocks [B]and they will be stoned,”[/B] said Dr. David Helsel.
You'd have to be stoned to defend yourself with a rock against a shooter with a fully semiautomatic, military grade, bump stock thingy go boom. LOL 226.) bluecat - 03/23/2018
:):)
227.) bluecat - 03/23/2018
:) :)
228.) bluecat - 03/23/2018
Bonus feature because it's Friday and well you deserve a break today. 229.) Swamp Fox - 03/23/2018
[QUOTE=DParker;55162]I scarcely know where to begin...
[URL="http://wnep.com/2018/03/22/superintendent-says-students-are-armed-with-rocks-in-case-of-a-school-shooting/"]Superintendent Says Students Are Armed with Rocks In Case of a School Shooting[/URL][/QUOTE] [QUOTE=bluecat;55163]“Every classroom has been equipped with a five-gallon bucket of river stone. If an armed intruder attempts to gain entrance into any of our classrooms, they will face a classroom full students armed with rocks [B]and they will be stoned,”[/B] said Dr. David Helsel. You'd have to be stoned to defend yourself with a rock against a shooter with a fully semiautomatic, military grade, bump stock thingy go boom. LOL[/QUOTE] I don't want to say it, but Ima say it: Pennsylvania. 230.) bluecat - 03/23/2018
Is art imitating life or the other way around?
"Have you got all the stuffing up one end?" 231.) bluecat - 03/23/2018
Are they going to limit the amount of rocks each student can hold?
first in to say it 232.) bluecat - 03/23/2018
[QUOTE=bluecat;55160]If you were purchasing an item from Dick's in Viet Nam you would have to pay in Dong.
That would be a real kick in the shorts.[/QUOTE] If you were a little short, I bet they'd give you an extension. :-) 233.) Swamp Fox - 03/23/2018
[QUOTE=bluecat;55163]“Every classroom has been equipped with a five-gallon bucket of river stone. If an armed intruder attempts to gain entrance into any of our classrooms, they will face a classroom full students armed with rocks [B]and they will be stoned,”[/B] said Dr. David Helsel.
You'd have to be stoned to defend yourself with a rock against a shooter with a fully semiautomatic, military grade, bump stock thingy go boom. LOL[/QUOTE] Dr. Helsel [not a real doctor] could use a refresher course in speaking clearly. ["See me"] [I] "If an armed intruder attempts to gain entrance into [B](!)[/B] any of our classrooms,[B] he [/B] will face a classroom full of students armed with rocks, and [B]he[/B] will be stoned," said David Helsel, [B]who holds a Ph.D., if anyone's interested.[/B]" [/I] I award Helsel, the writer and the editor a C-, no points, and may God have mercy on their souls. 234.) bluecat - 03/23/2018
Oh, so you're assuming it will be a guy. Hmm, sexist.
235.) Swamp Fox - 03/23/2018
[QUOTE=DParker;55161][/QUOTE]
This is Plus A Bajillion. :grin: 236.) Swamp Fox - 03/23/2018
[QUOTE=bluecat;55172]Oh, so you're assuming it will be a guy. Hmm, sexist.[/QUOTE]
I'm just going by the time-honored rules of the English language. I understand colloquial, accidental use of "they" when you mean a single semi-unspecified person. But it irritates the shit out of me when people use "they" purposefully for a single person because they don't want to specify sex or use the default male gender. "Carly went to the University of Vermont where they studied [I]Gender Roles Of The Canadian Outback[/I]. They moved to North Carolina for the vibrant vegan community and to pursue their love for hiking and tattoo artistry. In their spare time, Carly enjoys writing for the local Marxist newspaper." 237.) bluecat - 03/23/2018
Carly sounds like a bean sprout eating, hemp wearing, birkenstock stinking, massage therapist when she isn't marching against guns and for women's abortion rights...:-)
238.) Swamp Fox - 03/23/2018
Carly is a well-meaning but very misguided human being of the female persuasion, who has more piercings than a pin cushion and several serious personal problems.
Plus, they is very unpleasant to be around. 239.) Swamp Fox - 03/23/2018
Also, her friend Brandon from Atlanta is no better.
240.) bluecat - 03/23/2018
When they aren't performing they are kicking the hackey sack around while wearing their crocheted cap and enjoying their white privilege of spray painting historic statues and monuments. :tap::-)
241.) Swamp Fox - 03/23/2018
I'm not sure the current generation of Brandons has the energy [I]sans[/I] RedBull to play Hackeysack.
I think they think they get their energy from their phones. "Hello?" As as aside, David Hogg was preaching the other day to use your "white privilege" to advance gun control for the benefit of minority communities. LOL ... Freakin' little twit... 242.) Swamp Fox - 03/23/2018
On Taylor Swift:
[QUOTE]Hopefully Swift, [COLOR="#FF0000"][B]whom[/B] [edit. -- see me][/COLOR] I thought knew this already, will keep her politics away from her entertainment. Gun control will never come up at her concerts, and hopefully not her interviews. I doubt the latter will be possible, but perhaps she’ll take a wiser middle ground with it. If she doesn’t, it may not play out well for her audience. In turn, it may not play out well for her.[/QUOTE] [url]https://www.redstate.com/brandon_morse/2018/03/23/taylor-swift-finally-goes-political-disappointing-support-anti-gun-march-lives/[/url] This is freakin' incoherent, especially in context. "Where have all the writers gone?" 243.) Swamp Fox - 03/23/2018
....
244.) Swamp Fox - 03/23/2018
Takes on a different meaning now, don't it? :ek:
.... 245.) Swamp Fox - 03/23/2018
LOL...
[B]David Hogg Draws The Line At Backpack Control: [/B] [url]https://hotair.com/archives/2018/03/23/gun-control-activist-david-hogg-draws-line-clear-backpacks/[/url] I think it's because he doesn't want anyone to see his panties in a wad ... 246.) Swamp Fox - 03/24/2018
247.) Swamp Fox - 03/24/2018
And:
248.) bluecat - 03/24/2018
+ 10
249.) DParker - 03/24/2018
Is it just me, or does his face look like it was Photoshopped in from a poorly drawn cartoon?
250.) bluecat - 03/24/2018
It doesn't look real.
251.) bluecat - 03/24/2018
It looks like a mask on a skinny deformed piece of crap.
252.) bluecat - 03/27/2018
....
253.) Swamp Fox - 03/27/2018
I saw that. There have been several conservative commentators who have exploded this kid's "arguments" and talking points, but outside the bubble I don't think people are hearing them. I don't think anyone is challenging him on the shows he goes on. I'm not seeing it, anyway.
It's kind of stunning, because he says some spectacularly stupid stuff. But, hey, if you want to stir up a lot of kids and promote young voter registration, appeals to logic and reason are the second-best way to do it. 254.) Swamp Fox - 03/27/2018
This is a good take on things:
[url]https://hotair.com/archives/2018/03/25/parkland-student-price-tag-represents-much-marco-rubio-took-every-life-ended-school/[/url] 255.) bluecat - 03/27/2018
I've also just read that Hogg wasn't at school on the day of the shooting.
He is going after voter registration next. I'd like to know if his school requires an id to check out a library book. 256.) bluecat - 03/27/2018
Heard this on Rush yesterday, that during the march, there was a sign that read (paraphrasing) "NRA stop murdering our kids. We'll take care of that. Planned Parenthood"
:grin: 257.) Swamp Fox - 03/27/2018
Hogg's more than a little off, but he was at school that day--just in a different building. He was videoing and posting commentary while hiding in a closet. Totally non-attention-seeking behavior.
I think I posted something about student objections to clear backpacks and student ID, LOL. I read somewhere one student gun control enthusiast actually said (about the clear backpack rule) "Why should I be punished for the actions of somebody else?" or words to that effect. You can't make this stuff up. 258.) DParker - 03/27/2018
Ouch.
[URL="https://twitchy.com/sarahd-313035/2018/03/26/ouch-wounded-warrior-j-r-salzman-soundly-shreds-billy-badass-gun-control-tweet-pics/"]https://twitchy.com/sarahd-313035/2018/03/26/ouch-wounded-warrior-j-r-salzman-soundly-shreds-billy-badass-gun-control-tweet-pics/[/URL] 259.) Swamp Fox - 03/27/2018
That's not the first one of those threads I've seen. Might be the most brutal, though, LOL. I'd have to go see if there was any back-and-forth. That would be entertaining.
This whole "weapon of war" thing is one of the dumbest things ever, from several different angles. It's a testament to the power of propaganda and the monumental gullability (dare I say stupidity?) of the casual observer. So here we are. That said, I've yet to see one journalist check a politician using the phrase with a simple question like "Weren't muskets weapons of war?" In my mind, I see Joy Reid asking Elizabeth Warren ... :pop: 260.) bluecat - 03/27/2018
Damn, that was entertaining.
261.) bluecat - 03/27/2018
[QUOTE]POG Is a military term that means person other than a grunt, meaning somebody who isn’t an infantryman/combat arms like I was. This guy was a mechanic. He received the same amount of firearms training as someone who served in the Army band, or in finance. Yes, really.[/QUOTE]
lol! 262.) Swamp Fox - 03/28/2018
Image accompanying [I]NY Times[/I] editorial in which former Supreme Court justice John Paul Stevens advocates repealing the Second Amendment: Caption: [I]A musket from the 18th century, when the Second Amendment was written, and an assault rifle of today. [/I] Undisclosed: The weapon at top was a weapon of war owned by many civilians. At bottom is a civilian weapon owned by millions, and rarely seen in war. Side note: There is no law preventing anyone from attaching a chainsaw bayonet to either. [url]https://www.nytimes.com/2018/03/27/opinion/john-paul-stevens-repeal-second-amendment.html[/url] 263.) Swamp Fox - 03/28/2018
Read the piece, even though it is nonsense and devoid of contradictory historical facts, just so you can get to this:
[B]Correction: March 27, 2018 [/B] [I]An earlier version of a picture caption with this article misidentified the 18th-century firearm depicted. It is a musket, not a rifle.[/I] 264.) Swamp Fox - 03/28/2018
Freakin' NYT.
So much fail. 265.) bluecat - 03/28/2018
"Oh what dark times are these."
266.) Swamp Fox - 03/28/2018
It's an incredibly stupid time to be alive.
267.) bluecat - 03/28/2018
I need some of DP's whiskey. S'pose he's passed out yet?
268.) Swamp Fox - 03/28/2018
The latest: Emma Gonzalez as Joan of Arc.
I shit you not. Look it up. Little-known fact: Joan of Arc was actually against weapons of war while she went to war. #sarcasm #history #readabook 269.) Swamp Fox - 03/28/2018
Rocket surgeon:
270.) DParker - 03/28/2018
[QUOTE=bluecat;55256]I need some of DP's whiskey. S'pose he's passed out yet?[/QUOTE]
Nope. Celebrating the holiday while watching [i]Forged In Fire[/i]. {insert-Tim-Allen-grunting-here} Sláinte! 271.) DParker - 03/28/2018
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;55258]Rocket surgeon:
[/QUOTE] 272.) bluecat - 03/28/2018
You can't fix stupid.
[Ron White Image] 273.) bluecat - 03/28/2018
274.) DParker - 03/28/2018
+10 ...........
275.) Swamp Fox - 03/28/2018
"Now who's the dummy? ..."
276.) Swamp Fox - 03/28/2018
Part of me feels sorry for these kids.
They're being used, they don't know what they're talking about, and we don't exist in a land of magic and unicorns. If they are sincere and want to do something about gun violence, it ain't gonna happen the way they want it to. I'm sure that will be a shock to most of them. If they are garden-variety lefties and statists and just want to impose their will while exploiting a heinous crime and crying youthful innocence, they can go pound sand. 277.) Swamp Fox - 03/28/2018
Millennials and high school students from American public schools learn what it takes to change the Constitution:
278.) Swamp Fox - 03/28/2018
I realize these kids have to go to the soda shoppe together and the mall and Facebook and Snapgram and share their sex organs on the internet and all, but this seems like an everyone-gets-a-trophy moment.
There is no reason to take the comment back. [url]https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2018/03/28/cameron-kasky-withdraws-from-debate-with-fellow-student-kyle-kashuv-and-the-reaso-n2465160[/url] 279.) Swamp Fox - 03/28/2018
March is a good month to remember why we have the right to keep and bear arms, and should protect it.
By date: 2 Texas declared its independence from Mexico (1836). 3 The Star Spangled Banner becomes the National Anthem (1931) 4 The Constitution of the United States of America goes into effect. (1789) 5 The Boston Massacre occurred. (1770) 8 President Ronald Reagan calls the USSR an "Evil Empire" (1983) 9 Ironclad ships the Monitor and the Merrimack battle in the Civil war. 15 "The Ides of March" Julius Caesar is stabbed to death by Marcus Junius Brutus. (44 B.C.) 16 The Mai Lai Massacre takes place in Vietnam. (1968) 17 On this day everyone is a little bit Irish- It's Saint Patrick's Day! 20 Harriet Beacher Stowe publishes the book Uncle Tom's Cabin . (1852) 21 The infamous Alcatraz prison is closed. (1963) 23 Patrick Henry declares "Give me liberty, or give me death!" (1775) 28 The city of Madrid falls to the forces of Francisco Franco, ending the Spanish Civil War. (1939) 30 The 15th amendment goes into effect, giving black men the right to vote. (1870) 6 Silly Putty is invented. (1950) [I] Vae victis[/I] 280.) bluecat - 03/29/2018
Silly putty, eh?
281.) Swamp Fox - 03/29/2018
Lest we forget ...
282.) bluecat - 03/29/2018
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;55270]Millennials and high school students from American public schools learn what it takes to change the Constitution:
[/QUOTE] That eerily looks like the same face as when they found out free health care wasn't free. Lol! Good one Swamp. 283.) Swamp Fox - 03/29/2018
Silly Putty--
You're not telling me the post-war former Axis powers could have come up with it?! And the Reds were still trying to figure out how many potatoes to make into vodka and how many to feed people to avoid starvation. The French were celebrating 99.9% of their population having joined the Resistance while collaborating with the Nazis, and the Brits were trying to figure out refrigeration so they could have some ice cream and preserve their wedding cakes. It was up to the Americans to promote national and individual freedom, including Silly Putty. 284.) bluecat - 03/29/2018
Silly Putty, is it really that silly?
Jerry Seinfeld 285.) Swamp Fox - 03/29/2018
High five ...
286.) bluecat - 03/29/2018
+5
[url]https://youtu.be/BsGdBup-Leg[/url] 287.) Swamp Fox - 03/29/2018
:-) ....
288.) DParker - 03/29/2018
[QUOTE=bluecat;55281]Silly Putty, is it really that silly?
Jerry Seinfeld[/QUOTE] 289.) Swamp Fox - 03/29/2018
...
LOL 290.) Swamp Fox - 03/29/2018
This is where we need that Scots girl to chime in on how she's allowed to have a suppressor and her boyfriend wears a kilt ...
291.) DParker - 03/29/2018
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;55287]This is where we need that Scots girl to chime in on how she's allowed to have a suppressor and her boyfriend wears a kilt ...[/QUOTE]
She's the reason I'm going to Edinburgh instead of Glasgow...where she claimed to be. OK, not really. Well, maybe. 292.) Swamp Fox - 03/29/2018
If I had to choose, I would absolutely go to Edinburgh. :beer:
No matter what anybody on BowCountry said .... LOL 293.) bluecat - 03/29/2018
[url]https://constitution.com/marine-corp-veteran-pens-open-letter-to-david-hogg/[/url]
294.) DParker - 03/29/2018
[QUOTE=bluecat;55290][url]https://constitution.com/marine-corp-veteran-pens-open-letter-to-david-hogg/[/url][/QUOTE]
THAT was well-written. 295.) Swamp Fox - 03/29/2018
On the Laura Ingraham angle: Since I took a similar jab at David Hogg on here a few days ago, I invite him to go after my sponsors in an effort to silence me the way he is attempting to silence LI.
I am no fan of Ingraham, whom I find abrasive and often wrong-headed, even if she calls herself a conservative. Her shows could be replaced with reruns of The Roadrunner and I would be a happy camper. But there is no reward to go after me for making essentially the same point about Hogg's failures as Ingraham made. I doubt she was nastier than I was, though I can imagine she was more passive-aggressive. But I think I'm safe from much attention. Hogg's outrage and his boycott effort is aimed at taking a scalp, not arguing issues on their merits. He's whining about rejections from colleges as a high-profile figure on social media. In the meantime, he's demonizing and antagonizing a lot of people who don't deserve to be demonized OR antagonized. When someone with a high profile mocks him, he gets pissy. Hey, David! Here's a tip: It's not just people with high profiles. Come at me, bro. 296.) Swamp Fox - 03/29/2018
297.) DParker - 03/29/2018
298.) Swamp Fox - 03/29/2018
299.) Swamp Fox - 03/29/2018
[QUOTE=DParker;55294][/QUOTE]
LOL ... :applause::wave: 300.) bluecat - 03/29/2018
Boys boys, behave now.
301.) bluecat - 03/29/2018
..and quit posting gifs that I can't stop watching.
302.) Swamp Fox - 03/29/2018
Raccoon eating popcorn out of a bowl up next ...
LOL .... I didn't like little dick-heads when I was in high school, and I don't like them now. 303.) bluecat - 03/29/2018
Lol, I have no self control.
304.) Swamp Fox - 03/29/2018
Hey, he's on a couch, sitting up, watching TV ...
It's irresistable! There's no shame in that .... 305.) Swamp Fox - 03/29/2018
[QUOTE=DParker;55288]She's the reason I'm going to Edinburgh instead of Glasgow...where she claimed to be.
OK, not really. Well, maybe.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Swamp Fox;55289]If I had to choose, I would absolutely go to Edinburgh. :beer: No matter what anybody on BowCountry said .... LOL[/QUOTE] .... 306.) Swamp Fox - 03/30/2018
I'm just gonna put this Irish asterisk in here because of the mention of Bonnie Prince Charlie at 11:00 ....
We can debate the lyrics and translation later ... 307.) DParker - 03/30/2018
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;55299]I didn't like little dick-heads when I was in high school, and I don't like them now.[/QUOTE]
Most sane people don't...which is why I couldn't be happier that the anti-2A forces decided to make this obnoxious little shit their spokesman. 308.) Swamp Fox - 03/30/2018
I would like to go on the literary pub tour Edinburgh, to find out "whether the great literature of Scotland was high art, or the creative recreation of fun-loving louts fueled by a love of whiskey* …"
*("whisky" if you are a British subject, collaborator, or just trained/forced to speak British English) 309.) Swamp Fox - 03/30/2018
[QUOTE=DParker;55304]Most sane people don't...which is why I couldn't be happier that the anti-2A forces decided to make this obnoxious little shit their spokesman.[/QUOTE]
I have started to read commentary that indicates Dems are worried that they have over-played their hand for 2018. LOL ... Douchebags. 310.) bluecat - 03/30/2018
I could use an old fashioned Jayhawk cheerleader pillow fight bout now.
311.) Swamp Fox - 03/30/2018
I keep waiting for it ...
312.) Swamp Fox - 03/30/2018
We might have to settle for Irish girls vs. Scottish girls ...
313.) DParker - 03/30/2018
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;55309]We might have to settle for Irish girls vs. Scottish girls ...[/QUOTE]
Damn, and I already used the "IN" gif. 314.) Swamp Fox - 03/30/2018
LOL ....
You can be forgiven. No one expects me to make two good posts in one day ... 315.) Swamp Fox - 03/30/2018
I can deal with a Scottish girl if she doesn't have a face like a pie, and an ass like she loves to eat them.
316.) Swamp Fox - 03/30/2018
This is pretty good, though I got a few LOLs out of it, starting early on with "the British isles" and "Do not call them British" ... which must have been recorded before Scotland voted against the opportunity to declare itself an independent nation.
I'm sorry if I sound critical, but c'mon man! SMH! 317.) Swamp Fox - 03/30/2018
I came here for an argument ...
318.) Swamp Fox - 03/30/2018
I think the Gauls had some stuff that the Romans could have used, had they been more open-minded ....
And don't even get me started on the Saxons ... 319.) Swamp Fox - 03/30/2018
320.) bluecat - 03/30/2018
+6 lol!
Is nose ring a man or woman? 321.) DParker - 03/30/2018
[QUOTE=bluecat;55317]Is nose ring a man or woman?[/QUOTE]
Yes. 322.) DParker - 03/30/2018
[URL="https://www.facebook.com/stephenschafer/videos/10216300491331767/"]Master Troll Level Achieved.[/URL]
323.) bluecat - 03/30/2018
[QUOTE=DParker;55318]Yes.[/QUOTE]
+ 3 :-) 324.) DParker - 03/30/2018
Even some media liberals are recognizing the self-hanging that the left is engaging in with the rope they have.
[URL="http://dailycaller.com/2018/03/27/washington-post-think-progress-journalists-john-paul-stevens-second-amendment/"]Liberal Journos Tell Justice Stevens To Shut-Up About Dinging The Second Amendment[/URL] 325.) bluecat - 03/30/2018
[QUOTE=DParker;55319][URL="https://www.facebook.com/stephenschafer/videos/10216300491331767/"]Master Troll Level Achieved.[/URL][/QUOTE]
OMG, LOL! Best Entertainment Value Seal of Approval! (BEVSA) 326.) DParker - 03/30/2018
[QUOTE=bluecat;55322]OMG, LOL!
Best Entertainment Value Seal of Approval! (BEVSA)[/QUOTE] "She thinks I'm Mexican, so that makes my sign OK" had me rolling. 327.) bluecat - 03/30/2018
I can't stop smiling.
328.) bluecat - 03/30/2018
We support pineapple pizza! ROFLMAO!
329.) bluecat - 03/30/2018
fyi, BEVSA does not have a point system, because it is on a different level.
330.) DParker - 03/30/2018
[QUOTE=bluecat;55326]fyi, BEVSA does not have a point system, because it is on a different level.[/QUOTE]
That's good, because I'm still trying to figure out our point system. So far I've just been awarding them in random amounts, and I can't figure out how to redeem the ones I've accumulated for something like a toaster oven. 331.) bluecat - 03/30/2018
I usually don't get enough to redeem and they expire before I can ever get anything good.
I did get an orange sleeveless shirt a couple years ago that read "Hillary for Prison". That's my best prize to date. You have to watch for redemption location and times. They vary. 332.) DParker - 03/30/2018
Ron White might have been correct about not being able to fix stupid....but you can sure as hell point and laugh at it.
[URL="https://twitter.com/chelseahandler/status/979048679452454913?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailywire.com%2Fnews%2F28883%2Fchelsea-handler-sniffs-her-armed-guards-dont-have-hank-berrien"]Yet another mind-numbingly stupid tweet from Chelsae Handler: "My armed guards aren’t killing children and don’t have semi automatic weapons."[/URL] 333.) bluecat - 03/30/2018
Comments were pretty funny. I lifted this from them.
334.) DParker - 03/30/2018
LOL! Yeah, that one has been getting a lot of use lately.
335.) DParker - 03/30/2018
I was joking to my son that I might bring my EDC pocket knife with me to the UK and just take over the whole country. Suddenly, that doesn't seem quite as ridiculous as I first thought.
[URL="https://mobile.twitter.com/MPSRegentsPark/status/974645778558980096"]https://mobile.twitter.com/MPSRegentsPark/status/974645778558980096[/URL] "Come on, men...we're invading England! 'Course, we'll need to make a quick stop at Home Depot first." 336.) Swamp Fox - 03/31/2018
I've posted this pic on here before, but it's good to see it in mass circulation... :grin:
You knew the Brits were bound to hit rock bottom eventually (or at least I did, LOL), but between this type of nonsense and the speech codes, it's still a little sad. Here's a question: What if Jonathan Swift were writing today? 337.) Swamp Fox - 04/16/2018
This is just up the road from a prime Camp Swampy location.
They can practically smell the Hardee's I use for effortless comfort-food emergencies from there...
338.) Swamp Fox - 04/23/2018
[COLOR="#008080"][B][SIZE=4]Activists Struggle With Special Victim Status And Symbolism Disorder[/SIZE][/B] [/COLOR] --- [COLOR="#FF0000"]Who knew? [/COLOR]
[QUOTE][B]The Post-Parkland Unity Is Officially Over The national student-activist movement is dealing with fractures—but that could mean it’s stronger than ever.[/B] [/QUOTE] [B][COLOR="#FF0000"][LOL---Okey dokey then][/COLOR][/B] [QUOTE]Students walk out of Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School on Friday, April 20 in Parkland, Florida.Terry Spencer / AP ISABEL FATTAL APR 20, 2018 At 10 o’clock on Friday morning, thousands of students across the country commemorated a moment that not one of them was alive to experience: the shooting at Columbine High School in Colorado that killed 13 people 19 years ago today. Kids walked out of their classrooms on Friday to remember and to protest in the latest iteration of the student-led movement against gun violence that burgeoned after February’s Parkland, Florida, school shooting. [B][COLOR="#FF0000"][POLL: How many of these students can explain what Pearl Harbor was?][/COLOR][/B] [...] That Friday’s walkouts were organized by a student with little connection to gun violence shows how post-Parkland activism has morphed into a thriving national student movement. But as the movement expands, it’s also becoming clear just how hard it is to find a unified student voice. A student’s personal background—including race, class, and past connections to gun violence—shapes his or her relationship with the movement, and youth are navigating the difficult task of finding common ground. A movement that first framed itself as a call to action from young people to adults is now just as much a dialogue among different factions of the country’s youth. When the post-Parkland movement first sprung up, some observers questioned whether the tremendous attention it garnered was attributable in part to the students’ relative affluence. Friday’s walkouts are another case of large-scale activism organized by students from privileged schools: Fewer than 4 percent of students at Murdock’s Ridgefield High receive free or reduced-price meals. Youth organizers have certainly endeavored to make their protest inclusive, demonstrating their solidarity with communities that suffer from daily gun violence in part by encouraging walkout participants to wear orange, a color that has come to symbolize gun reform after teenagers used it to memorialize a 15-year-old shot and killed in Chicago in 2015. For their part, students in Chicago planned a citywide school walkout in conjunction with Murdock’s campaign. But despite their efforts to involve schools in neighborhoods with varying income levels and racial makeups, organizers—who attend Walter Payton College Prep, a selective-enrollment magnet school, and the private Francis W. Parker School—struggled to bring the walkout to fruition at most of the city's schools. [...] Practical challenges aside, many students have sought to complicate the narrative attached to the walkouts—including some who've distanced themselves from them—in an effort to raise awareness about the diversity of youth experiences when it comes to gun violence. Yesterday, 20 organizations representing more than 1,000 students of color released an open letter in advance of today’s walkouts, demanding that conversations about school safety take racial-justice issues into account. The letter emphasizes that efforts to strengthen school security affect students of color at disproportionate levels. Rosa Florez, a 17-year-old student from Oak Ridge, Florida, who helped draft the letter, told me Thursday that she was still deciding whether to participate in Friday’s walkouts. “I feel kind of disconnected from the issue at hand,” she said, stressing that school shootings deserve attention. But she worries that the walkouts could lead to school-safety measures, like more campus police, whose negative consequences disproportionately affect disadvantaged students. “The community that becomes more vulnerable with the legislation that is proposed will be my community,” she continued. “If I walk out, what legislation am I supporting?” It’s also worth noting that students at Columbine High School are not participating. The school has commemorated the day annually by having students engage in community-service work rather than attend classes—an approach that its principal promoted this year as an alternative to walkouts. Some Columbine students expressed disappointment that the Connecticut organizers chose the anniversary of the 1999 massacre for their national protest. “This is the worst day for our community,” said Kaylee Tyner, a junior who believes in the protest’s cause and helped organize Columbine’s participation in the March 14 student walkouts. “It was like using our anniversary to push this political agenda … It could’ve been on the 19th or something,” she said. A student at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland told The New York Times that MSD administrators are urging students not to walk out out of respect for the Columbine students. For Murdock, who said many in the Columbine community expressed support for the Friday walkouts, this iteration of the youth movement is ultimately aimed at celebrating today’s students and the movement that’s empowered young people across the country. And perhaps these debates among young people over how and when to make their voices heard are a manifestation of that empowerment. [ ...] Now, in April, it seems that students are doing more than contemplating: They are debating, arguing, and reframing the conversation. Maybe that’s a sign that the movement is the most powerful it’s been yet—or maybe it's a sign that it's turning into something less unified and more complicated. [url]https://www.theatlantic.com/education/archive/2018/04/the-post-parkland-unity-is-officially-over/558569/?utm_source=feed[/url][/QUOTE] 339.) DParker - 04/23/2018
This is no different from any of the other modern leftist "protests" in that the participation numbers the media keeps touting don't reflect any significant groundswell of principled support for the ostensible cause, but rather an amalgamation of various activists all trying to piggy-back onto the protest issue du jour in an attempt to get attention for [i] their[/i] pet cause. That's why you see so many signs pushing disparate issues that have nothing to do with the one tht the protest is supposed to be about.
Well, let me qualify that a bit by saying that these protests differ from the others in that their participation levels are also significantly boosted by the fact that most school kids will seize any excuse to get out of class...not to mention the desire to do whatever their peers are doing. 340.) Swamp Fox - 04/23/2018
"I mean, like, I don't know, really.... Like I feel like, um, sort of like I feel disconnected from it all...Like what's going on with the community? If I walk out, like, what am I saying?"
341.) bluecat - 04/23/2018
[QUOTE=DParker;55743]This is no different from any of the other modern leftist "protests" in that the participation numbers the media keeps touting don't reflect any significant groundswell of principled support for the ostensible cause, but rather an amalgamation of various activists all trying to piggy-back onto the protest issue du jour in an attempt to get attention for [i] their[/i] pet cause. That's why you see so many signs pushing disparate issues that have nothing to do with the one tht the protest is supposed to be about.
Well, let me qualify that a bit by saying that these protests differ from the others in that their participation levels are also significantly boosted by the fact that most school kids will seize any excuse to get out of class...not to mention the desire to do whatever their peers are doing.[/QUOTE] Study Words: touting groundswell principled ostensible amalgamation du jour disparate :p 342.) DParker - 04/23/2018
[QUOTE=bluecat;55751]Study Words:
touting groundswell principled ostensible amalgamation du jour disparate :p[/QUOTE] Well, I'd just had a dream that I was starring in [I]Jurassic Park 19[/I], running for my life while being chased by a genetically engineered thesaurus. 343.) bluecat - 04/23/2018
Was he closer than he appeared?
344.) bluecat - 04/23/2018
[QUOTE=DParker;55743]This is no different from any of the other modern leftist "protests" in that the participation numbers the media keeps touting don't reflect any significant groundswell of principled support for the ostensible cause, but rather an amalgamation of various activists all trying to piggy-back onto the protest issue du jour in an attempt to get attention for [i] their[/i] pet cause. [B]That's why you see so many signs pushing disparate issues that have nothing to do with the one tht the protest is supposed to be about.[/B]
Well, let me qualify that a bit by saying that these protests differ from the others in that their participation levels are also significantly boosted by the fact that most school kids will seize any excuse to get out of class...not to mention the desire to do whatever their peers are doing.[/QUOTE] "We support pineapple pizza!" 345.) DParker - 04/23/2018
[QUOTE=bluecat;55758]Was he closer than he appeared?[/QUOTE]
Go, and synonym no more. 346.) Swamp Fox - 04/24/2018
[QUOTE=DParker;55756]Well, I'd just had a dream that I was starring in [I]Jurassic Park 19[/I], running for my life while being chased by a genetically engineered thesaurus.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=bluecat;55758]Was he closer than he appeared?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=DParker;55760]Go, and synonym no more.[/QUOTE] +5s all around ... :applause: 347.) Swamp Fox - 04/24/2018
[QUOTE=DParker;55756]Well, I'd just had a dream that I was starring in [I]Jurassic Park 19[/I], running for my life while being chased by a genetically engineered thesaurus.[/QUOTE]
[I]Tyrannical thesaurus rex[/I] is the worst dinosaur, because not only does he know all the best words --- He thinks he is the king of you. 348.) bluecat - 04/24/2018
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;55767][I]Tyrannical thesaurus rex[/I] is the worst dinosaur, because not only does he know all the best words --- He think he is the king of you.[/QUOTE]
Was his vector more proximal than distal? 349.) Swamp Fox - 04/24/2018
All I know is it's a long way to Tipperary ...
350.) Swamp Fox - 04/24/2018
LOL: [QUOTE]"It's a Long Way from Amphioxus", a parody of this song written by Philip H. Pope, is sung by students and scientists as an affirmation of evolution. It was originally recorded by Sam Hinton,[14] and is the official song of the Biological Sciences Division at the University of Chicago.[15] The chorus goes, It's a long way from Amphioxus, It's a long way to us. It's a long way from Amphioxus to the meanest human cuss. Well, it's goodbye to fins and gill slits, and it's hello teeth and hair! It's a long, long way from Amphioxus, but we all came from there. [url]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It%27s_a_Long_Way_to_Tipperary[/url][/QUOTE] 351.) bluecat - 04/24/2018
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;55767][I]Tyrannical thesaurus rex[/I] is the worst dinosaur, because not only does he know all the best words --- He thinks he is the king of you.[/QUOTE]
Well I didn't vote for him. 352.) DParker - 04/24/2018
[QUOTE=bluecat;55776]Well I didn't vote for him.[/QUOTE]
You don't vote for carnivorous prehistoric reference works. 353.) bluecat - 04/24/2018
:applause:
354.) Swamp Fox - 04/24/2018
[QUOTE=bluecat;55776]Well I didn't vote for him.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=DParker;55777]You don't vote for carnivorous prehistoric reference works.[/QUOTE] You two are on fire ... Or conflagrant, if you will. Another brace of affirmative, non-negative 5s to you male humans of good breeding, manners and education. 355.) DParker - 04/24/2018
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;55779]You two are on fire ... Or conflagrant, if you will.
Another brace of affirmative, non-negative 5s to you male humans of good breeding, manners and education.[/QUOTE] 356.) Swamp Fox - 04/24/2018
LOL ...
Can you even say that any more? :p I notice they're editing the Dire Straits song on the radio now. I'm considering a boycott. 357.) DParker - 04/24/2018
How timely. This has been going on for the past hour just around the corner from my office, where I'm at now....and my route home is completely shutdown because of it.
[URL="https://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/Dallas-Police-Investigating-Shooting-in-Northeast-Dallas-480733561.html"]N. Dallas shooting at Home Depot, 2 cops and 1 civilian down[/URL] 358.) Swamp Fox - 04/25/2018
If you see a guy running with a Dewalt drill and driver set, don't let him into your building.
359.) bluecat - 04/25/2018
[url]https://www.dailywire.com/news/29790/breaking-anti-gun-control-parkland-survivor-kyle-daily-wire[/url]
360.) bluecat - 04/25/2018
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;55784]If you see a guy running with a Dewalt drill and driver set, don't let him into your building.[/QUOTE]
He's probably just looking for saleshelp. Must have gone in at most understaffed time of day - 5:30. 361.) DParker - 04/25/2018
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;55784]If you see a guy running with a Dewalt drill and driver set, don't let him into your building.[/QUOTE]
Of course not. I'm a Milwaukee guy. 362.) bluecat - 04/25/2018
So you like Milwaukees Best too?
363.) DParker - 04/25/2018
[QUOTE=bluecat;55788]So you like Milwaukees Best too?[/QUOTE]
If she's reading this....I [i]married[/i] Milwaukee's best. 364.) Swamp Fox - 04/25/2018
[QUOTE=DParker;55787]Of course not. I'm a Milwaukee guy.[/QUOTE]
I considered using Milwaukee in the joke just for you, but didn't want to come off as a brat. 365.) Swamp Fox - 04/25/2018
[QUOTE=DParker;55789]If she's reading this....I [i]married[/i] Milwaukee's best.[/QUOTE]
Nicely done... LOL ... Have a cookie. :-) 366.) Swamp Fox - 04/25/2018
[QUOTE=bluecat;55786]He's probably just looking for saleshelp. Must have gone in at most understaffed time of day - 5:30.[/QUOTE]
So true ... LOL 367.) bluecat - 04/25/2018
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;55790]I considered using Milwaukee in the joke just for you, but didn't want to come off as a brat.[/QUOTE]
I see what you did there. Now do your wurst. 368.) Swamp Fox - 04/25/2018
Frankly, I need to hit the rack.
When I'm fresh and have some new jokes [B]processed, meet[/B] me back here and I'll get on the case. 369.) Swamp Fox - 04/25/2018
370.) bluecat - 04/25/2018
In the meantime, we'll tie one on, hang out and smoke a bit. Laughter is the best cure.
371.) Swamp Fox - 04/25/2018
We all should get together sometime and hash out the best of the wursts.
[url]http://www.foodrepublic.com/2016/07/05/what-is-south-carolina-hash/[/url] [url]https://destination-bbq.com/dukes-bbq-style-hash/[/url] [url]https://food52.com/recipes/22787-giddy-swamp-sc-hash[/url] 372.) Swamp Fox - 04/25/2018
On a side note, one solution to mass shootings is to cancel programs with organizations that have nothing to do with them mass shootings, and which would fervently like to find solutions that actually work.
[url]https://bearingarms.com/tom-k/2018/04/25/yeti-offers-reason-canceling-order-nra-doubles/[/url] YETI ... LOL .... That's all I've got to say ... 373.) DParker - 04/25/2018
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;55797]We all should get together sometime and hash out the best of the wursts.
[url]http://www.foodrepublic.com/2016/07/05/what-is-south-carolina-hash/[/url] [url]https://destination-bbq.com/dukes-bbq-style-hash/[/url] [url]https://food52.com/recipes/22787-giddy-swamp-sc-hash[/url][/QUOTE] [URL="http://www.bestofthewurstriverside.com/bestofthewurst/Home.html"]http://www.bestofthewurstriverside.com/bestofthewurst/Home.html[/URL] 374.) Swamp Fox - 04/26/2018
Why do I think Chef Wilhelm Slimm is really in shape? ---Round being a shape ...
375.) bluecat - 04/26/2018
I've been following that a little bit. Yeti just turned their back on their primary consumer base. Too funny.
376.) Swamp Fox - 04/26/2018
I think they've felt as if they sold enough to hunters and fishermen that now it's time to turn attention to other markets, like Spandex-enthusiast REI customers.
I'm not kidding. If you study what they've been doing, they are going full Dick's Sporting Goods: Start off in hunting/fishing, expand into sports equipment, especially team sports, and then go full bunny-hugger/soccer dad. 377.) bluecat - 04/26/2018
That's what is so funny. I don't see that type of customer (single soccer mom, bunny-hugger hemp-wearing left-wing knit-hat protester dude) shelling out 50.00 for a beer koozie.
I think they screwed themselves big time and they know it. They are backpeddling faster than Michael Jackson at a boy scout retreat. I'm going to enjoy watching them flame. 378.) Swamp Fox - 05/01/2018
Dumbest tweets of the day (that I've seen so far).
No wonder some of these kids are having trouble getting into middle-tier colleges. Not naming names or pointing out genetic failures or anything ...
[url]https://twitchy.com/sarahd-313035/2018/04/30/youre-a-genius-kid-david-hogg-forgot-to-check-himself-before-he-wrecked-himself-again/[/url] 379.) DParker - 05/01/2018
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;55852]Dumbest tweets...[/QUOTE]
That's like "Tiniest protons", or "gayest male hairdressers" (not that there's anything wrong with that). 380.) Swamp Fox - 05/02/2018
You have a point there.
Yet someone still needs to win the prize. If it were a family award and I were Papa Hogg, I'd be slinking out the back door ... 381.) DParker - 05/04/2018
Headline of the week: [URL="http://concealednation.org/2018/05/springfield-armory-completely-cuts-off-dicks/"]Springfield Armory Completely Cuts Off Dick’s[/URL]
382.) bluecat - 05/04/2018
That took some balls, well maybe not.
383.) DParker - 05/04/2018
Someone definitely got shafted.
384.) bluecat - 05/06/2018
[QUOTE=DParker;55861]Headline of the week: [URL="http://concealednation.org/2018/05/springfield-armory-completely-cuts-off-dicks/"]Springfield Armory Completely Cuts Off Dick’s[/URL][/QUOTE]
I'm sure Springfield considered their decision at length before severing Dick's. You don't want to go off half-cocked. 385.) DParker - 05/06/2018
386.) Swamp Fox - 05/07/2018
[QUOTE]
This has drawn a puzzling response from Illinois Democrats who can’t seem to grasp the hypocrisy of their own answers. Check out what one Chicago area Democratic state legislator had to say. (Emphasis added) Such talk worries Kathleen Willis, a Democratic state representative from suburban Chicago who sponsored some of the gun legislation. “I don’t think you can say, ‘I don’t agree with the law so I won’t enforce it,’” she said. “I think it sends the wrong message.” I see. So it’s the wrong message to refuse to enforce a law that you want to pass, but it’s a principled stand for justice if you refuse to enforce federal laws on immigration? The tone deaf nature of these folks is truly something to observe. In the meantime, the sanctuary for gun owners idea seems to be spreading. One member of the Effingham County Board is quoted as saying that nearly 20 other counties from around the state and other parts of the nation have requested copies of resolution they passed. Is this a positive trend for democracy? That’s hard to say. It’s troubling to cheer for anyone who is refusing to enforce the law of the land. But when so many cities and states are refusing to help uphold laws they disagree with, turnabout begins to look more and more like fair play. [url]https://hotair.com/archives/2018/05/07/illinois-counties-pull-trigger-sanctuary-status-gun-owners/[/url] [/QUOTE] ..... 387.) Swamp Fox - 05/07/2018
[QUOTE]
This has drawn a puzzling response from Illinois Democrats who can’t seem to grasp the hypocrisy of their own answers. Check out what one Chicago area Democratic state legislator had to say. (Emphasis added) Such talk worries Kathleen Willis, a Democratic state representative from suburban Chicago who sponsored some of the gun legislation. [B]“I don’t think you can say, ‘I don’t agree with the law so I won’t enforce it,’” she said. “I think it sends the wrong message.”[/B] I see. So it’s the wrong message to refuse to enforce a law that you want to pass, but it’s a principled stand for justice if you refuse to enforce federal laws on immigration? The tone deaf nature of these folks is truly something to observe. In the meantime, the sanctuary for gun owners idea seems to be spreading. One member of the Effingham County Board is quoted as saying that nearly 20 other counties from around the state and other parts of the nation have requested copies of resolution they passed. Is this a positive trend for democracy? That’s hard to say. It’s troubling to cheer for anyone who is refusing to enforce the law of the land. But when so many cities and states are refusing to help uphold laws they disagree with, turnabout begins to look more and more like fair play. [url]https://hotair.com/archives/2018/05/07/illinois-counties-pull-trigger-sanctuary-status-gun-owners/[/url] [/QUOTE] ..... 388.) Swamp Fox - 05/07/2018
[SIZE=3][B]Dick's in a difficult position[/B]: While they take a hard line on so-called assault weapons, industry support softens and threatens to wilt :[/SIZE]
[url]https://bearingarms.com/tom-k/2018/05/07/nssf-kicks-dicks-sporting-goods/[/url] 389.) bluecat - 05/08/2018
Dick's understands there is stiff competition. Although they are down right now, redefining their business model could help them grow strong again.
390.) bluecat - 05/08/2018
They need to take a long hard look at themselves.
391.) DParker - 05/08/2018
They certainly were premature in their action.
392.) bluecat - 05/08/2018
Every time I went into Dick's I could never find anyone to help me. They must be short-staffed.
393.) bluecat - 05/08/2018
[url]https://www.outdoorhub.com/news/2018/05/04/goodbye-dicks-nssf-expels-dicks-sporting-goods/[/url]
Looks like another one is pulling out. 394.) bluecat - 05/09/2018
[QUOTE=DParker;55872][/QUOTE]
"I've got summer teeth." 395.) DParker - 05/09/2018
Another manufacturer goes Lorena Bobbitt:
[URL="http://www.mossberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/Mossberg-Terminates-Relationship-With-Dicks-Sporting-Goods.pdf"]Mossberg cuts off Dick's[/URL] 396.) DParker - 05/09/2018
397.) bluecat - 05/09/2018
That's the long and short of it.
398.) bluecat - 05/10/2018
It's nice to see all these companies stand together and not lose their heads.
399.) DParker - 05/10/2018
This seems like a good time to dust off this old favorite.
[video=youtube;d2gIdMRwfuM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2gIdMRwfuM[/video] 400.) bluecat - 05/10/2018
Every Johnson I've ever used was hard starting then petered out.
401.) Swamp Fox - 05/10/2018
[QUOTE=bluecat;55913]That's the long and short of it.[/QUOTE]
LOL ..+4 or maybe 5 ... It depends on how you measure. 402.) Swamp Fox - 05/10/2018
[QUOTE=bluecat;55916]Every Johnson I've ever used was hard starting then petered out.[/QUOTE]
... .. 403.) Swamp Fox - 05/10/2018
[QUOTE=bluecat;55914]It's nice to see all these companies stand together and not lose their heads.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=DParker;55915]This seems like a good time to dust off this old favorite. [video=youtube;d2gIdMRwfuM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2gIdMRwfuM[/video][/QUOTE] Dust on ... Dust off ... 404.) bluecat - 05/10/2018
Welcome back Swamp. Do you have a note from your doctor?
405.) Swamp Fox - 05/11/2018
If she's lucky, everything will remain swollen ...
406.) billy b - 05/11/2018
:shocked:
407.) Swamp Fox - 05/11/2018
LOL ...
408.) DParker - 05/12/2018
Parody is no longer possible.
[URL="http://fox61.com/2018/05/10/police-respond-to-magnet-school-in-new-haven-after-child-made-a-toy-gun-out-of-legos/"]http://fox61.com/2018/05/10/police-respond-to-magnet-school-in-new-haven-after-child-made-a-toy-gun-out-of-legos/[/URL] 409.) Swamp Fox - 05/12/2018
[QUOTE]Will Clark, COO of New Haven Public Schools released the following statement:
“School leaders and local police partners were able to investigate and resolve the issue internally with use of restorative practices. Appropriate steps were taken at the school level to insure the safety of all students and to impress upon the students the seriousness of engaging in positive peer interactions while avoiding conduct that may pose risk or concern to others. All children need to feel safe and secure within the learning environment and we all have a role to play to make that happen.” No other details were released.[/QUOTE] Will Clark is a cog in the machine, part of the problem, and paid far too much to string words and nonsense concepts together. 410.) Swamp Fox - 05/12/2018
I'd like to see Will Clark and Mick Jagger in a room together ....
411.) DParker - 05/13/2018
1 rifle, 1 shotgun and 2 pistols are now all it takes to constitute an "arsenal".
[URL="http://m.hawaiinewsnow.com/hawaiinewsnow/db_330510/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=4aExqtTC"]Police find large weapons cache in Waikiki[/URL] The contents of my safe and reloading bench must merit "weapons depot" status. 412.) bluecat - 11/08/2018
[url]https://www.nytimes.com/2018/11/08/us/shooting-california-thousand-oaks.html[/url]
Thank God this happened in California where the magazine restriction was in effect. RIP 413.) DParker - 11/09/2018
It's a good thing he didn't have an assault weapon. Someone might have gotten hurt.
414.) Swamp Fox - 11/09/2018
But ..."Do something!"
As an experiment, I propose that national television/video news outlets voluntarily eliminate coverage of mass shootings from their programming. Let newspapers and local TV cover it, if they want. Nobody pays attention to them ...LOL ... National "television" can take up the slack with sex scandals and Darwin awards. Everybody loves those. Do it for 10 years. Get FCC credit for a good deed. Circle back at the end and see if glory-hound shootings haven't fallen off the charts. There's strong evidence to suggest that suicide is encouraged by news and romanticization of other suicides, and if there isn't some similar normalization going on with these mass shootings, I'll eat my hat. I've got some other ideas, but I'll shut up now. :wink 415.) bluecat - 11/09/2018
We always enjoy your musings Swampy.
416.) Swamp Fox - 11/09/2018
Yeah, well ... I'm still aware you're never a prophet in your own land... LOL
417.) bluecat - 11/09/2018
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;57320]But ..."Do something!"
As an experiment, I propose that national television/video news outlets voluntarily eliminate coverage of mass shootings from their programming. Let newspapers and local TV cover it, if they want. Nobody pays attention to them ...LOL ... National "television" can take up the slack with sex scandals and Darwin awards. Everybody loves those. Do it for 10 years. Get FCC credit for a good deed. Circle back at the end and see if glory-hound shootings haven't fallen off the charts. There's strong evidence to suggest that suicide is encouraged by news and romanticization of other suicides, and if there isn't some similar normalization going on with these mass shootings, I'll eat my hat. I've got some other ideas, but I'll shut up now. :wink[/QUOTE] My first thoughts are that the democrats would never let such an opportunity sit idle when they could be making advancements in gun control (bump stocks, magazine restrictions, color choices, shrouds, the thingy that folds up, etc.) 418.) Swamp Fox - 11/10/2018
It's not like they're predictably brain-dead and shamelessly opportunistic or anything ...
[B][SIZE=2]Feinstein Calls For New Gun Regs After Shooting. Just One Problem.[/SIZE][/B] [url]https://bearingarms.com/tom-k/2018/11/08/feinstein-calls-new-gun-regs-shooting-just-one-problem/[/url] 419.) DParker - 11/11/2018
[QUOTE]“Some will say we need more guns, not fewer, an absurd claim in a bar full of students with security guards where an armed police sergeant was killed."[/QUOTE]
Uh...the sgt was unarmed, as were all 5 of the other off-duty cops. [URL="https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna933831"]https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna933831[/URL] |