1.) Swamp Fox - 05/10/2017

This is for hunting, not your niece's Pony Princess Birthday Party.

(Just thought I might have to say that.)

Send particularly bad examples (or the links) to me by PM if you're trying to avoid hurting anyone's feelings.

If my inbox is full, rattle my cage and I'll make room.

Otherwise, post notable examples---good, bad or just stupid---here.


:pop:

2.) Swamp Fox - 05/10/2017

Potential prize for the deer contest, if we decide we need to pump it up from "bragging rights only."

3.) Swamp Fox - 05/10/2017

There's one in every crowd...

4.) DParker - 05/10/2017

It's good to see KISS touring again...though adding an Al Jolson impersonator was an odd choice.

5.) Swamp Fox - 05/10/2017

LMAO! You might win the internet for today.


There's a pro staffer who blacks out his face to hunt turkeys without a blind. The first time I saw him (in an advertisement) I thought it was the dumbest thing I'd ever seen, and done for marketing: the cool factor. (The Duck Commander crew also uses all-black, but you can understand that since their background is often water. Seen from above, it often appears black.)

Anyway, the turkey dude turns out to be one hell of a turkey-killing machine, so somehow he gets away with a face painted in a way that would stick out most any place I tried it.

6.) bluecat - 05/10/2017

I've always wondered if those guys ever have to stop for gas or run into a convenience store for a bag of sunflower seeds. I just couldn't do it, painted up like that.

7.) bluecat - 05/10/2017

[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;48717]There's one in every crowd...







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I'm guessing turkey, deer and ducks are okay with bright necks, it's just the unpainted face they really have problems with.

8.) Swamp Fox - 05/10/2017

LOL--It was the unpainted ears that jumped out at me---Well, besides the two KISS models---but you're right.

9.) Swamp Fox - 05/10/2017

[QUOTE=bluecat;48733]I've always wondered if those guys ever have to stop for gas or run into a convenience store for a bag of sunflower seeds. I just couldn't do it, painted up like that.[/QUOTE]


You need to work up to it gradually by driving slowly in the right hand lane at lunch time, and not trying to outrun yellow lights.

10.) bluecat - 05/10/2017

Maybe a slow immersion therapy? Drive through gas station but keep driving. Then work up to a windshield cleaning, all the way up to flirting with the counter chick as you buy your honey buns, diet Dew and chew.

11.) Swamp Fox - 05/10/2017

Counter chick: "Goin' huntin', huh?'

You: "Nah, just birdwatching and a pagan prayer circle after I rob the bank."


That way you hit all the hot buttons: Sensitive crunchy guy with a bad-ass spiritual side, and money.

12.) bluecat - 05/10/2017

"Trifecta"

13.) Swamp Fox - 05/10/2017

Picking up chicks with face paint since 1973...

14.) Swamp Fox - 05/10/2017

Just be sure you have good material...

15.) bluecat - 05/10/2017

"I have other stuff." LOL!

16.) bluecat - 05/10/2017

These guys did alright too...and they kept their necks covered.

17.) Swamp Fox - 05/10/2017

That's good.

I'm surprised Crookedeye hasn't nominated his girlfriend Katie Perry yet:

18.) bluecat - 05/10/2017

Hmm, I figured she'd go tiger stripe.

19.) bluecat - 05/10/2017

[QUOTE=bluecat;48754]

These guys did alright too...and they kept their necks covered.[/QUOTE]

If you see this teepee a rocking...

20.) bluecat - 05/10/2017

[QUOTE=bluecat;48754]

These guys did alright too...and they kept their necks covered.[/QUOTE]

If you see this teepee a rockin', don't come a nockin'.

21.) Swamp Fox - 05/10/2017

[QUOTE=bluecat;48769]Hmm, I figured she'd go tiger stripe.[/QUOTE]

Dark Horse?

22.) Swamp Fox - 05/10/2017

[QUOTE=bluecat;48773]If you see this teepee a rockin', don't come a nockin'.[/QUOTE]

You can always stay at the YMCA...

23.) DParker - 05/10/2017

24.) DParker - 05/10/2017

I don't feel like starting a new thread, so I'll just leave this here. An ICE agent demonstrates the little known gravity-assisted-draw handgun carry method preferred by the most elite tier 1 federal law enforcement operators...

25.) Swamp Fox - 05/10/2017

LOL...


Maybe related to a new conga line assault tactic we haven't seen yet.

26.) bluecat - 05/11/2017

Yeah, that's kinda hard to look at. It's a good thing Glocks are drop safe.

27.) Swamp Fox - 05/11/2017

Nice to look at, but...

28.) bluecat - 05/11/2017

Those are either batwings or a Mathews bow.

29.) Swamp Fox - 05/17/2017

I think that's the new Vogue pose...Like wearing high heels and sticking one leg out in front of the other...For women...LOL

30.) Swamp Fox - 05/17/2017

You know what's sad?

That cutie pie was all alone in the swamp, so she had to take a selfie...


"Where have all the cowboys gone?"

31.) DParker - 05/17/2017

[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;48928]That cutie pie was all alone in the swamp, so she had to take a selfie..."[/QUOTE]

Well, she's armed...so it might not have started out that way.

32.) Swamp Fox - 05/17/2017

She told him it was her, and not him.


But he didn't have good material.

33.) bluecat - 05/17/2017

It was just a lot of fluff...