1.) DParker - 01/25/2017

And what says, "I love you dear" better than a chocolate 1911 and some chocolate ammo?

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(What I want to know is...how in the hell did referring to ammunition as "bullets" get past anyone at a giant sporting goods store?)

2.) Swamp Fox - 01/25/2017

Hey, when your sweetie (or any minimally acceptable female, really) sticks a chocolate pistol in your ear and whispers, "C'mere and give me some sugar" ( or "Assume the position," or any minimally acceptable phrase, really) it's not the time to quibble.