1.) Floyd - 03/29/2013

Survivor: The Survival Series.

Co-staring: Crookedeye, Ventilator and Swamp Fox

Start off with a poll of who would eat who to survive, and who would be the finale survivor.

1. Crookedeye wins by a nose, obliviousness and dumb luck. (bets the others he'll lose insuring he'll win)(crookedeyeism)

2. Ventilater wins by sheer cockiness, treachery, convinced himself he can not lose because he's that damn good looking.

3. Swamp Fox by his culinary ability and preparedness for just such an occasion. (duffle bag full of spices and cooking items)(no beans)

4. Other. If you are so inclined...

Tune in next week's poll who will eat who.

Will Vent and Swampy team up and eat CE?
Will CE go hulk and eat everyone including himself?
Will Ventilator in a fit of vanity over losing a nail, throw himself on a spit and rotate himself into a lovey crispy tan for Swampy.
Will Swampy's plan of culinary seduction fatting up his intendeds win out or will he succumb to the seduction of promises not meant to be kept.
OR
Will they end up either singularly or conjoined to each other ouroborosly sated in the end.

2.) crookedeye - 03/29/2013

i dont win by luck..its because.. i am that damm good!






bitch..lol.

3.) Floyd - 03/29/2013

I think you wind up winning in the end. Your flavor profile.... I'll disgust later.


hey, go back and vote CE

4.) crookedeye - 03/29/2013

whats the first obstacle we have to do??

5.) Floyd - 03/29/2013

.... I would imagine it would be to hold back the gag reflex of odoriferous toes.


Build shelter. Get set go.

6.) crookedeye - 03/29/2013

i dont what nothing easy ...like answering a question on pine neddle bettles ..i want somthing physical...

7.) Floyd - 03/29/2013

Then you'll love the three way bare fisted fight in the lava ring of death. Don't forget to wear your fire proof codpiece.

8.) Floyd - 03/29/2013

DParker, any suggestions?

9.) crookedeye - 03/29/2013

winner takes all?? are should i let them live??

10.) Swamp Fox - 03/29/2013

LOL...

I'm going to have to back and read the rules again...

11.) Swamp Fox - 03/29/2013

Plus I have to look up "ouroborosly'...

12.) Floyd - 03/29/2013

[QUOTE=crookedeye;4304]winner takes all?? are should i let them live??[/QUOTE]

Yes, winner takes all CE. The good news CE is they live forever in the sense that after you eat them you will poop, and the poop will feed the grass and flowers for years and years to come.

13.) Swamp Fox - 03/29/2013

I don't want to get in over my head here...

14.) Floyd - 03/29/2013

[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;4309]I don't want to get in over my head here...[/QUOTE]

Dog eat dog world SF.

CE, SF is serving himself on a plate here.

15.) crookedeye - 03/29/2013

[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;4307]Plus I have to look up "ouroborosly'...[/QUOTE]

ouroborsly???can you use that in a sentence?? ouroborsly...

o-u-r-o-b-o-r-s-l-y? ........ ouroborsly!!

16.) Floyd - 03/29/2013

:cf: Go bite yourself CE...... I dis use it in a sentence. Figure it out azzwhole

17.) Floyd - 03/29/2013

oh lord that was funny :laugh:

get it?

ouroborosly

Bite yourself LMAO

18.) crookedeye - 03/30/2013

since swampman and kenny didnt want the fire of circle challenge.i say we draw sabres at dusk... with full swordsman wardrobe on..

19.) Swamp Fox - 03/30/2013

And fight til dark...

20.) crookedeye - 03/30/2013

....

21.) Floyd - 03/30/2013

Swampy, you have enough dough to make a crookedeye pie for Luv2? I think he'd like that.

22.) Swamp Fox - 03/30/2013

Nicely done: A music video on a poll.

That's like three points...

23.) crookedeye - 03/30/2013

i could only watch 30 seconds of it though..

24.) Swamp Fox - 03/30/2013

Luv2 needs to participate a little more around here to get a slice of that...

25.) crookedeye - 03/30/2013

we need KY here to do polls?? no one could do polls like him.. floyd i'm very dissapointed in you..

26.) crookedeye - 03/30/2013

[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;4320]Luv2 needs to participate a little more around here to get a slice of that...[/QUOTE]

he dont come out at night...

27.) Swamp Fox - 03/30/2013

If I could build an alliance, I'd get Dino to block everyone from the pie table while Jon guards the shrimp...

28.) Floyd - 03/30/2013

Three men enter, one man leave! The three of you crawl into Vents dome tent and get'r done.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!

29.) crookedeye - 03/30/2013

i havnt heard of old dino for a while..last time i seen him on here ..he was frying some fish on a video with waylon jennings in the background..the video was of the fryer cooking fish for 10 minutes...with music..

it was one of those home made video you just had to watch..

30.) Swamp Fox - 03/30/2013

LOL...

Rumor is that he's on Facebook. I wouldn't know. :bang:

31.) crookedeye - 03/30/2013

[QUOTE=Floyd;4325]Three men enter, one man leave! The three of you crawl into Vents dome tent and get'r done.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!![/QUOTE]

i'm out!!

32.) Floyd - 03/30/2013

Out? It's a Mad Max Thunderdome reference.

33.) OKY - 03/30/2013

Go MasterBlaster!

34.) Swamp Fox - 03/30/2013

LOL!

Victory!

What did I win?

35.) crookedeye - 03/30/2013

i would like to get oky in one of these competitions??

36.) crookedeye - 03/30/2013

you guys an't still remanesing over the love affair at the pig hunt are you?? its over , done...you just cant keep this up all year..

37.) Floyd - 03/30/2013

[QUOTE=crookedeye;4333]you guys an't still remanesing over the love affair at the pig hunt are you?? its over , done...you just cant keep this up all year..[/QUOTE]

Crookedeye is ate up with it. Can't let it go. Poor thing.

38.) crookedeye - 03/30/2013

[QUOTE=Floyd;4334]Crookedeye is ate up with it. Can't let it go. Poor thing.[/QUOTE]

You guys arnt going to gang up on me ..are you???

39.) crookedeye - 03/30/2013

next year me and kenny are coming down there to break up the happy party..:hb:

40.) Floyd - 03/30/2013

So. let me get this right.

Swampy declared himself the winner.

After eating Crookedeye pie.

Crookeyed defeats Vent in a Greco-Roman fist feast fest.


hmmmm

41.) Floyd - 03/30/2013

[QUOTE=crookedeye;4335]You guys arnt going to gang up on me ..are you???[/QUOTE]

Why, you have already defeated yourself. You're dismissed.

42.) OKY - 03/30/2013

By all means, please do show up!

43.) Swamp Fox - 03/30/2013

That's the whole point of this...

44.) crookedeye - 03/30/2013

where's my puke smile at??

45.) Floyd - 03/30/2013

[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;4340]That's the whole point of this...[/QUOTE]

No, its simply a play, a lark, off Leighton's thread "Survival" .

[url]http://forums.huntingcountry.com/forums/showthread.php?235-Survival[/url]

46.) crookedeye - 03/30/2013

[QUOTE=OKY;4339]By all means, please do show up![/QUOTE]

i think i may call obh and get in a golf tournament this year..maybe meet half way..you me dano ky and floyd if he feels lucky..and i will personally kick the chit out of you...then will play golf..

47.) OKY - 03/30/2013

[QUOTE=crookedeye;4344]i think i may call obh and get in a golf tournament this year..maybe meet half way..you me dano ky and floyd if he feels lucky..and i will personally kick the chit out of you...then will play golf..[/QUOTE]

You mean attempt to kick the chit outta me!:grin: Afterwards, you don't want me on your team, I don't golf.

48.) crookedeye - 03/30/2013

[QUOTE=OKY;4345]You mean attempt to kick the chit outta me!:grin: Afterwards, you don't want me on your team, I don't golf.[/QUOTE]

you drink dont you??

49.) OKY - 03/30/2013

[QUOTE=crookedeye;4346]you drink dont you??[/QUOTE]

Yep, just not Zima.

50.) Swamp Fox - 03/30/2013

[QUOTE=Floyd;4343]No, its simply a play, a lark, off Leighton's thread "Survival" .

[url]http://forums.huntingcountry.com/forums/showthread.php?235-Survival[/url][/QUOTE]

Well, it was the threat of being ganged up on that kept me going...Fight or flight!...Man, the adrenaline was really pumping!...I'd like to thank all the people who stood by me and believed in me...my parents, and my sponsors....

51.) crookedeye - 03/30/2013

zimas more of a breakfast drink..

52.) Floyd - 03/30/2013

CE!!! Shame on you. You need to lose gracefully. Swampy won fair and square.

Don't take it out on someone and defiantly don't make it look like you have to bring friends to help you fight. Makes you look small. And drunk

53.) crookedeye - 03/30/2013

when i lose i really dont lose, it just the end of whatever i was doing until next time..

plus i dont need a group to defend me... thats why i'm one of the finalist for the survival competetion..

54.) OKY - 03/30/2013

CE, don't make me yank your cracked teeth out and make you say uncle.

55.) crookedeye - 03/30/2013

[QUOTE=OKY;4355]CE, don't make me yank your cracked teeth out and make you say uncle.[/QUOTE]

i go in tuesday..if i'm ever going to eat corn on the comb again, i'm going to have to get this dam thing fixed..plus if i dont get it fixed my smile will never be the same..

56.) Floyd - 03/30/2013

You have a nice smile. Get it fixed please.

57.) Swamp Fox - 03/30/2013

Three more points for me!!! Not that I'm running up the score...Really, I'm not.

58.) crookedeye - 03/30/2013

....

59.) DParker - 03/30/2013

Well, this is the last time I take a cue from Luv2 and try to get something done when I come home. It's like I missed an entire season of a TV show I'm following.

60.) crookedeye - 03/30/2013

luv2 is the opposite of a vampire..