1.) DParker - 01/11/2017

Someone decided to add Slim Jims to the snack selection when restocking the company break room. Well, there's another 5 years off my life.

2.) bluecat - 01/11/2017

I just pulled 10 pounds of jerky out of the dehydrator last night. If I ration it and don't give into temptation too often it should last approximately 1 day. :-)

3.) DParker - 01/11/2017

[QUOTE=bluecat;46592]I just pulled 10 pounds of jerky out of the dehydrator last night. If I ration it and don't give into temptation too often it should last approximately 1 day. :-)[/QUOTE]

Try upping your beer consumption so as to fill yourself up faster and force yourself to take longer between bites.

4.) BULLZ-i - 01/11/2017

[B]OR PASS OUT[/B]

5.) DParker - 01/11/2017

[QUOTE=BULLZ-i;46595][B]OR PASS OUT[/B][/QUOTE]

Well, that's implied if you're doing the beer part right.

6.) crookedeye - 01/12/2017

i got one of those watches where it shows how many calories you burn and heartbeat and whatnots. its amazing how many calories you can burn eating jerky and drinking beer on the weekend while watching football..

7.) DParker - 01/12/2017

[QUOTE=crookedeye;46598]i got one of those watches where it shows how many calories you burn and heartbeat and whatnots. its amazing how many calories you can burn eating jerky and drinking beer on the weekend while watching football..[/QUOTE]

Feel the burn!

8.) Bob Peck - 01/12/2017

[QUOTE=bluecat;46592]I just pulled 10 pounds of jerky out of the dehydrator last night. If I ration it and don't give into temptation too often it should last approximately 1 day. :-)[/QUOTE]Not that thar made me laugh out loud. :laugh:

You know how you try to pass off venison chili as beef chili and no one knows the difference even though some make you swear you didn't use venison? Well ... the same cannot be said about passing off beef jerky as venison jerky. Aficionado's bust me every time. Desperate times these are.

9.) bluecat - 01/12/2017

[QUOTE=DParker;46599]Feel the burn!

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+ 3 :-)

10.) bluecat - 01/17/2017

[QUOTE=DParker;46591]Someone decided to add Slim Jims to the snack selection when restocking the company break room. Well, there's another 5 years off my life. [/QUOTE]

Look at this way, you'll be well preserved. Won't even need embalming fluid. :-)

11.) DParker - 01/17/2017

[QUOTE=bluecat;46679]Look at this way, you'll be well preserved. Won't even need embalming fluid. :-)[/QUOTE]

Thanks for the reminder. I haven't had one since Friday.