1.) DParker - 08/10/2016

Warning: Gordon Ramsey is a salty dog, so the language is NSFW in quite a few places...especially when one of the birds he's about to release bites him in the face:

[video=youtube;a40VeD8YxiU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a40VeD8YxiU[/video]

2.) bluecat - 08/10/2016

[QUOTE=DParker;43004]

Warning: Gordon Ramsey is a salty dog, so the language is NSFW in quite a few places...especially when one of the birds he's about to release bites him in the face:

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Oh no, not his face!

3.) Swamp Fox - 08/10/2016

I'd heard of eating puffins somewhere...Monty Python? ---LOL---I can't believe somebody stole his bread from a volcano!


The ratio of tomatoes to puffin meat seems off, but what do I know? :wink

4.) DParker - 08/10/2016

[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;43008]The ratio of tomatoes to puffin meat seems off, but what do I know? :wink[/QUOTE]

Maybe we missed the "Throw away the puffin and eat the tomatoes" step of the recipe.

5.) Triton Rich - 08/11/2016

[B]Beans or no beans with puffin? [/B]

6.) bow-fishhunter - 08/11/2016

That looks like fun.

7.) bluecat - 08/11/2016

8.) DParker - 08/11/2016

[QUOTE=Triton Rich;43011][B]Beans or no beans with puffin? [/B][/QUOTE]

Puffin chili? Interesting idea. But that's not all. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, puffin-kabobs, puffin creole, puffin gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple puffin, lemon puffin, coconut puffin, pepper puffin, puffin soup, puffin stew, puffin salad, puffin and potatoes, puffin burger, puffin sandwich. That- that's about it.

9.) DParker - 08/11/2016

[QUOTE=bluecat;43023][/QUOTE]

You can have my puffin when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.

10.) bluecat - 08/11/2016

[QUOTE=DParker;43025]Puffin chili? Interesting idea. But that's not all. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, puffin-kabobs, puffin creole, puffin gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple puffin, lemon puffin, coconut puffin, pepper puffin, puffin soup, puffin stew, puffin salad, puffin and potatoes, puffin burger, puffin sandwich. That- that's about it.

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So, poaching a puffin is prohibited?

11.) bluecat - 08/11/2016

I'm thinking 1 point for the alliteration and 1 point for each entendre. :-)

12.) bluecat - 08/11/2016

Apparently smoked puffin isn't that good.

13.) Swamp Fox - 08/11/2016

[QUOTE=bluecat;43028]I'm thinking 1 point for the alliteration and 1 point for each entendre. :-)[/QUOTE]


I'll give you the one point for the alliteration, but only 1/2 a point for each entendre, unless you double it.

A single-entendre is like showing up at the soccer match and expecting a participation award, after all. :wink

14.) bluecat - 08/11/2016

Would you prefer if that pretty puffin was picking at a paltry, palatable, piece of poultry? Would that bump up my score? You are a stickler. :bang:

Cruel but fair. :wink

15.) Swamp Fox - 08/11/2016

[QUOTE=bluecat;43032]Would you prefer if that pretty puffin was picking at a paltry, palatable, piece of poultry? Would that [COLOR="#FF0000"][B]p[/B][/COLOR]ump my score? You are a stickler. :bang:

Cruel but fair. :wink[/QUOTE]


Fixed it for you, but gave you the point. :wink

16.) Swamp Fox - 08/11/2016

17.) bluecat - 08/11/2016

Put that in your pantheon and puff it.

18.) Swamp Fox - 08/11/2016

The puffin pot pie with pulled pork plate, and a peck of pickled peppers, please...Oh, and a powdered pastry.