1.) bow-fishhunter - 08/01/2016

2.) Swamp Fox - 08/01/2016

Okay, let me guess....

A Bloody Mary heavy on the vodka, light on the tomato juice/BM mix, no woo-woo sauce, but with banana peppers, a pickle, a chunk of Babybel cheese and a pat of butter...LOL


Oh, and also an onion burger...




I have no idea what I'm looking at, and I'm afraid to ask...LOL...:-)

3.) Swamp Fox - 08/01/2016

I think I see a hot link sausage in there, too, and a mushroom...

4.) DParker - 08/02/2016

[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;42789]I think I see a hot link sausage in there...[/QUOTE]

Nah, he's just happy to see you.

5.) bluecat - 08/02/2016

[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;42788]Okay, let me guess....

A Bloody Mary heavy on the vodka, light on the tomato juice/BM mix, no woo-woo sauce, but with banana peppers, a pickle, a chunk of Babybel cheese and a pat of butter...LOL


Oh, and also an onion burger...




I have no idea what I'm looking at, and I'm afraid to ask...LOL...:-)[/QUOTE]

I think you are looking at an arterial stent and several months of rehab.

6.) bluecat - 08/02/2016

My dream is to one day open a restaurant in which no lettuce is used in any form.

7.) bluecat - 08/02/2016

You know you might be in trouble when you are served a hamburger on a dowel rod.

8.) bluecat - 08/02/2016

It's a good thing that is Bud Light and not one of those high caloric beers.

9.) bluecat - 08/02/2016

...and the pail is used for...

10.) bluecat - 08/02/2016

You know you might be in trouble when the back of the menu has illustrations for performing the Heimlich maneuver.

11.) bluecat - 08/02/2016

"I'll just take a half bucket of fries Flo, the missus said I should do something about this waistline."

12.) bluecat - 08/02/2016

"Here's a great spot for a pic mom."

13.) Swamp Fox - 08/02/2016

Ah, see, not being a baseball fan it's taken me half a day to catch up with half the joke.

Also, I shouldn't admit it, but I didn't notice the "Bloody Mary" listing on the menu until later than I should have. :duh: :shh:


But it looks like I got a lot of the rest of it right, just by my expert knowledge of healthy food and drink:


[I]This Bloody Mary will bring back the memories (or not)! This cool Bloody Mary gets a cold slice of Pepperoni Pizza which is just what you need with a Bloody Mary! If that wasn't enough you also get all the other fixings! Beef Stick, Pepper Jack and Cheddar Cheese Cubes, Pepperoncini, Olive, Celery, & a Pickle Spear. Served with a Bud Light Beer Back.[/I]

[url]http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2411454-minnesota-twins-hrbeks-pub-introduces-bloody-mary-topped-with-pizza-slice[/url]

14.) bow-fishhunter - 08/02/2016

[QUOTE=bluecat;42796]

My dream is to one day open a restaurant in which no lettuce is used in any form.[/QUOTE]


DING DING DING!

15.) bow-fishhunter - 08/02/2016

[QUOTE=bluecat;42799]...and the pail is used for...[/QUOTE]

Looks, it just had napkins, salt and pepper etc.

16.) DParker - 08/02/2016

[QUOTE=bluecat;42795]I think you are looking at an arterial stent and several months of rehab.[/QUOTE]

Just a little heart attack.



[QUOTE=bluecat;42798]It's a good thing that is Bud Light and not one of those high caloric beers.[/QUOTE]

Or a beer.

17.) bluecat - 08/02/2016

[QUOTE=DParker;42816]Just a little heart attack.







Or a beer.[/QUOTE]

Hmm, it looks like good food, but I'm thinking something is missing - maybe a pike or a fence post or dowel rod right through the middle of it. There ya go.