1.) DParker - 07/27/2016

[URL="http://www.newschannel5.com/news/woman-claims-sexual-assault-by-toy-in-hibachi-restaurant"]Woman Claims Sexual Assault By Toy In Hibachi Restaurant[/URL]

As a resident of TX I would like to cordially invite TN to keep these two whiny trailer park escapees. We don't want them back.

Oh, and...bonus points for the fact that that the restaurant owner's name is "Johnny Wang".

2.) Swamp Fox - 07/27/2016

Sounds like the toy was an almost anatomically correct representation of "Shrimp Boy." Remember him? LOL


This woman has no choice but to perform seppuku immediately.


And is it too much to hope for that someone got this on camera in a Japanese restaurant?

3.) bluecat - 07/27/2016

I was at one of those restaurants awhile back. I was just sitting there and the chef picked up a shrimp with his little skewer thingy and proceeded to launch it high and at me. I had no choice but to catch it in my mouth. But of course I had him arrested for assault.

4.) DParker - 07/27/2016

[QUOTE=bluecat;42638]I was just sitting there and the chef picked up a shrimp with his little skewer thingy...[/QUOTE]

Now there's a mental image....

5.) billy b - 07/28/2016

[QUOTE=DParker;42640]Now there's a mental image....[/QUOTE]

DP, I can't find the "like" or "share" box.