1.) DParker - 06/08/2016

...a little hot water.

[video=youtube;6YMPAH67f4o]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YMPAH67f4o[/video]

[URL="http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/06/08/man-seen-falling-into-yellowstone-geyser-presumed-dead-officials-say.html"]Man seen falling into Yellowstone geyser presumed dead, officials say[/URL]

2.) Swamp Fox - 06/08/2016

Sue the geyser manufacturer...

3.) bluecat - 06/08/2016

Vast natural spring conspiracy?

4.) Swamp Fox - 06/08/2016

[QUOTE=bluecat;41639]Vast natural spring conspiracy?[/QUOTE]

:-)


I see that, and raise you "vast hot spring conspiracy."

5.) billy b - 06/08/2016

He was just trying to save a buffalo calf don't you see, he's a hero.

6.) Swamp Fox - 06/08/2016

"That buffalo calf seems cold. Let me put it in my car."


Thoughts that have never crossed anyone else's mind, ever.


I'm sure his heart was in the right place...but the buffalo wasn't.

7.) DParker - 06/08/2016

[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;41644]I'm sure his heart was in the right place...[/QUOTE]

And his head was in a very warm one.

8.) Swamp Fox - 06/08/2016

Ewe.....

9.) DParker - 06/08/2016

[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;41646]Ewe.....[/QUOTE]

Yeah, that was baaaaaaad (he said, sheepishly).

10.) Swamp Fox - 06/08/2016

When park rangers arrived, the man's excuse was that he was highly caffeinated...



So, with the help of animal control officers, they decaffeinated him.

11.) bluecat - 06/08/2016

Boo, Hiss

12.) Swamp Fox - 06/08/2016

Oh, come on!


LOL

13.) Swamp Fox - 06/08/2016

They didn't want to do the paperwork involved in arresting this moron, so they just rough-talked him and told him to hoof it...


:grin:

14.) bluecat - 06/09/2016

Yeah, beat it moron, go find another home on the range.

15.) Swamp Fox - 06/09/2016

Unfortunately, the calf was too young to shuffle off to buffalo in most states...