1.) DParker - 04/19/2016

...to describe men's clothing colors with terms like "Lollipop"?

[URL="http://www.kohls.com/product/prd-2531307/mens-grand-slam-pebble-performance-pocket-polo.jsp?color=Lollipop&isClearance=true"]Kohl's: Men's Grand Slam Pebble Performance Pocket Polo[/URL]

2.) bluecat - 04/19/2016

Did someone get a gift card?

3.) DParker - 04/19/2016

[QUOTE=bluecat;40962]Did someone get a gift card?[/QUOTE]

Nah...an e-mail about a sale. Normally I'd have pitched it, but I need a few new warm-weather shirts so I went ahead and checked it out. The prices are killer good, and using a promo code gets you an additional 20% off...and free shipping if you spend at least $75. So when all was said and done I got 6 good polo shirts (in a few colors, none of which were references to candy) for ~$80, including sales tax. I've never bought clothes via the internet before, for obvious reasons....but I figure if even half of them fit right I'll be ahead of the game.

4.) bluecat - 04/19/2016

I have a feeling that the person who named those shirts was either a woman or a guy who has never been up to his elbows in guts or transmission fluid.

5.) DParker - 04/19/2016

[QUOTE=bluecat;40965]I have a feeling that the person who named those shirts was either a woman or a guy who has never been up to his elbows in guts or transmission fluid.[/QUOTE]

6.) bluecat - 04/19/2016

Nailed it.

7.) Swamp Fox - 04/20/2016

"Honey," he yells down the stairs, "Have you seen my lollipop polo shirt?"


"Oh, that old thing?" she replies. "It was falling apart you've worn it so much...You could see all the hair on your back through the holes. I threw it away."


"Well, dagnabit! That was my favorite shirt!" he shouts.

And then, under his breath, "I bet if I was married to a Victoria's Secret model, this kind of crap wouldn't happen."

8.) bluecat - 04/20/2016

[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;40973]"Brad," he yells down the stairs, "Have you seen my lollipop polo shirt?"


"Oh, that old thing?" he replies. "It was falling apart you've worn it so much...You could see all the hair on your back through the holes. I threw it away."


"Well, dagnabit! That was my favorite shirt!" he shouts.

And then, under his breath, "I bet if I was married to a Chippendales model, this kind of crap wouldn't happen."[/QUOTE]

fify

9.) Swamp Fox - 04/20/2016

:laugh:

10.) bluecat - 04/20/2016

[QUOTE=DParker;40966][/QUOTE]

"After we finish our Chai tea, let's drive our Prius' downtown and protest that guy that is going to kill his cow for food. Let's all meet up at the diner afterwards. I hear they make a killer pastrami sandwich with sprouts."

11.) Swamp Fox - 04/20/2016

When I first read DP's link, I said to myself, "'Men's Grand Slam Pebble Performance Pocket Polo'? This can't be good...":wink


Because, you know, pocket pool and rocks vs. pebbles and all that...:omg:

Have some more coffee...


:shh:


:laugh:

12.) bluecat - 04/20/2016

[QUOTE=bluecat;40965]I have a feeling that the person who named those shirts was either a woman or a guy who has never been up to his elbows in guts or transmission fluid.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DParker;40966][/QUOTE]

Or it also could be a guy.

13.) DParker - 04/20/2016

I think I found another candidate for the shirt color labeling job.

14.) bluecat - 04/20/2016

Brad, confident, trendy, liberal, rides a unicycle, drinks almond milk and hummus.
Loves: Crushing on Robert.
Claim to Fame: He once did 3 pushups in a row.
Hobbies: Decorating and reupholstering.
Things you should know: Agrees with Bono that what ISIS needs is a comedian. Still plays with his Easy Bake Oven.
He once: Wore a pair of socks that didn't match his dungarees.

15.) Swamp Fox - 04/21/2016

[QUOTE=DParker;40986]I think I found another candidate for the shirt color labeling job.

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You have to admit, that IS a cool lunchbox.

16.) bluecat - 04/21/2016

It's a trumpet case Brad found at the thrift store and repurposed. Brad used decoupage on the face, antiqued the brass corners and used real faux leather to accentuate the lines. Spiffy.

By the way, it ain't easy to find jacket sleeves that taper like that. Really brings out the forearms don't you think?

17.) bluecat - 04/21/2016

If all lumberjacks looked like that we'd all be living in stone houses.

18.) Swamp Fox - 04/21/2016

[QUOTE=bluecat;40987]Brad, confident, trendy, liberal, rides a unicycle, drinks almond milk and hummus.
Loves: Crushing on Robert.
Claim to Fame: He once did 3 pushups in a row.
Hobbies: Decorating and reupholstering.
Things you should know: Agrees with Bono that what ISIS needs is a comedian. Still plays with his Easy Bake Oven.
He once: Wore a pair of socks that didn't match his dungarees.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=bluecat;40992]It's a trumpet case Brad found at the thrift store and repurposed. Brad used decoupage on the face, antiqued the brass corners and used real faux leather to accentuate the lines. Spiffy.

By the way, it ain't easy to find jacket sleeves that taper like that. Really brings out the forearms don't you think?[/QUOTE]



You seem to know a lot about this stuff...:laugh:


******



You know how you afford a $60 haircut like that?



You don't spend any money on razors...LOL


Although I bet he owns a No-No...:jd::p

19.) bluecat - 04/21/2016

I do know a lot about that stuff unfortunately. Kansas University and town is a fruit farm.

20.) Swamp Fox - 04/21/2016

They don't call themselves the Paris of the South do they? Because that would be weird...and we're trying to keep that kind of pretentiousness bottled up locally, for the tourists and the psychologically fragile.


There are at least two towns in NC that claim to be like Paris...:re:...Pieu!

21.) DParker - 04/21/2016

I can honestly say that I've managed to go my entire life without ever once having ever used the word [I]decoupage[/I]. Well, until now.

22.) bluecat - 04/21/2016

[QUOTE=DParker;40986]I think I found another candidate for the shirt color labeling job.

[/QUOTE]

He has just finished up the cotton candy collection and is now working on the gum drops and sugar sprinkles mens wardrobe. You go girl!

23.) bluecat - 04/21/2016

Wears gluten-free cologne distilled from hormone-free, non-gmo, free-range pansies.

24.) DParker - 04/21/2016

For what it's worth, whenever I order fast food I always request that it be made strictly of genetically engineered lifeforms that have been fed a steady diet of artificial hormones and raised in confining cages next to a leaky nuclear power plant. Then I demand that they give me the gluten leftover from the gluten-free meal ordered by the candy-ass who was in front of me.

25.) Swamp Fox - 04/21/2016

There are a couple of restaurants I'm dying to go in and ask the hostess to ask the manager if I can have everything with extra gluten...

26.) Swamp Fox - 04/21/2016

I don't even know what gluten is, but at this point in human history, I know that I really want it!

27.) bluecat - 04/21/2016

Gluten I believe is in the same class of compounds as MSG. Somebody somewhere someway thought it might be bad and now we all live with gluten guilt.

28.) DParker - 04/21/2016

[QUOTE=bluecat;41008]Gluten I believe is in the same class of compounds as MSG. Somebody somewhere someway thought it might be bad and now we all live with gluten guilt.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, that's what I forgot. I also order extra MSG.

[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;41007]I don't even know what gluten is, but at this point in human history, I know that I really want it![/QUOTE]

[video=youtube;HB-m85GbmNE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB-m85GbmNE[/video]

29.) Swamp Fox - 04/21/2016

I'll think more about gluten right after I figure out what the freakin' cloud is...

30.) DParker - 04/21/2016

[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;41010]I'll think more about gluten right after I figure out what the freakin' cloud is...[/QUOTE]

The cloud is what you emit when you eat too much gluten.

31.) Swamp Fox - 04/21/2016

See, that right there saves me about half an hour on the phone with Verizon...LOL


"I knew I was on this site for a reason..."

32.) bluecat - 04/21/2016

I like the advertisements that claim that their juice or some sort of carbohydrate is gluten-free as if they are so environmentally conscious and ethically sensitive - banking on the fact that 99% of the sheeple will gravitate toward this product not realizing that carbohydrates do not contain wheat.

33.) bluecat - 04/21/2016

...and an extremely small percentage are allergic to gluten.

34.) bluecat - 04/21/2016

...and even if they were, the health benefits of wheat probably still outweigh any side effects from an allergic reaction to gluten.

35.) bluecat - 04/21/2016

Damn pansies are screwing everything up.

36.) Swamp Fox - 04/21/2016

37.) DParker - 04/21/2016

38.) Swamp Fox - 04/22/2016

LOL...

Good find on the GIF...:grin: