1.) Wild Bob - 02/17/2015

This picture kills me...kinda takes farting to a whole new level.

2.) Swamp Fox - 02/17/2015

Bob, Bob, Bob...


We all know that's photoshopped...Never happened.


:-)

3.) Wild Bob - 02/17/2015

Uh, I hate to break it to ya...but women fart too.

May be the photo is shopped; but it happens. :lol:

4.) Wild Bob - 02/17/2015

So I ask you Sir Swampy: just what makes farting so funny to most? Please enlighten me. :-)

5.) Swamp Fox - 02/17/2015

Huh...This goes against everything I've ever heard....(Get it?).


If you have to explain fart jokes, it takes all the air right out of them.

6.) Swamp Fox - 02/17/2015

The wind goes right out of their sails...

7.) bluecat - 02/18/2015

Swampy is just an old windbag.

8.) Deerminator - 02/18/2015

I got Tom a fart gun for Christmass:laugh:

9.) Deerminator - 02/18/2015

I fallowed sweetie around toys-r-us for 10 mins with it.:laugh::laugh:

10.) Swamp Fox - 02/18/2015

[QUOTE=Deerminator;29875]I got Tom a fart gun for Christmass:laugh:[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Deerminator;29876]I fallowed sweetie around toys-r-us for 10 mins with it.:laugh::laugh:[/QUOTE]


You're batting a thousand with her so far...Is that what you're telling us? LOL


:grin:

11.) Deerminator - 02/18/2015

yep, I'm a catch

12.) Swamp Fox - 02/18/2015

:laugh: :tu:

13.) Wild Bob - 02/19/2015

I'm just always amazed by the humor farting brings up... I guess my point in bringing this up can be summarized by this:

I used to work for a guy that was a real upper crust stiff, owned the company; a millionaire many times over, and he'd sit in his office, fart, and then sit there laughing at it all by himself! Then, I've worked around guys that obviously didn't know what a shower was...but then they'd get all peed-off if you farted and they had to smell it...go figure!? :cf:

14.) Swamp Fox - 02/19/2015

LOL...

I believe the guy who laughs about it all by himself is more my kinda people...:laugh:

I had a housemate in college who was quite the fart jester...I'm laughing right now remembering that. :-)

15.) Deerminator - 02/20/2015

Think about this;
If you fart and it doesn't have an aroma
Are you disappointed?

16.) Swamp Fox - 02/20/2015

More like relieved...


:-)

17.) bluecat - 02/20/2015

Did anyone take it to the next level and introduce fire to the equation?

18.) Swamp Fox - 02/20/2015

Apparently KyHunter did...I think there might even be video. :-) (Heard about it; Never saw it, LOL)

But sadly, that was on BowCountry...


R.I.P. :pray:

19.) crookedeye - 02/20/2015

I think that was Ky's turkey thing he did on video...I remember back in Colorado me dano and ky hooked up somewhere close to Denver before the "elk hunt" we went to some bar/ pizza hut about a block away from the motel..me and ky was the last one's to leave out of the group..it took us 3 hours to walk back to the motel..


we went north instead of south..

20.) crookedeye - 02/20/2015

I need to give that guy a call and see if he's still alive..

21.) Swamp Fox - 02/20/2015

LOL...


No, I distinctly remember a story about him lighting farts...Completely separate from the turkey decoy thing...The man's a legend. :wink:wink

22.) crookedeye - 02/20/2015

I think the greatest thread ever was the "elk workout thread" I think the hardest workouts where getting out of the recliner while crunching youre stomach...or danos swimming exercise...where he laid in his raft and used different methods to get to one side of the pool to the other...

23.) Swamp Fox - 02/20/2015

LOL...

24.) Swamp Fox - 03/01/2015

Ran across this today and thought of you fellas....





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You're welcome.

25.) Deerminator - 03/01/2015

Everyone knows it's all about the timing, ( and of course quality ) .:co:

26.) crookedeye - 03/01/2015

I quit eating the fiber bars

27.) crookedeye - 03/01/2015

my hemroids don't like fiber or beer...

28.) Deerminator - 03/01/2015

how bout hot wings and wild turkey:-)

29.) Deerminator - 03/01/2015

[QUOTE=crookedeye;29978]I need to give that guy a call and see if he's still alive..[/QUOTE]

Tell'em we all said Hi and to stop in.:fire::buds:

30.) The Old Man - 03/03/2015

Dr. Goldberg was a renowned physician who earned his undergraduate, graduate, and medical degrees in his home town and then left for Manhattan, where he quickly rose to the top of his field. Soon he was invited to deliver a significant paper, at a conference, coincidentally held in his home town. He walked on stage and placed his papers on the lectern, but they slid off onto the floor. As he bent over to retrieve them, at precisely the wrong instant, he inadvertently farted.
The microphone amplified his mistake resoundingly through the room and reverberated it down the hall. He was quite embarrassed but somehow regained his composure just enough to deliver his paper. He ignored the resounding applause and raced out the stage door, never to be seen in his home town again.
Many years later, when his elderly mother was ill, he returned to visit her. He reserved a hotel room under the name of Smith and arrived under cover of darkness. The desk clerk asked him, "Is this your first visit to our city, Mr. Smith?"
Dr. Goldberg replied, "Well, young man, no, it isn't. I grew up here and received my education here, but then I moved away."
"Why haven't you visited?" asked the desk clerk.
"Actually, I did visit once, many years ago, but an embarrassing thing happened and since then I've been too ashamed to return."
The clerk consoled him. "Sir, while I don't have your life experience, one thing I have learned is that often what seems embarrassing to me isn't even remembered by others.
I bet that's true of your incident too."
Dr. Goldberg replied, "Son, I doubt that's the case with my incident."
"Was it a long time ago?"
"Yes, many years."

The clerk asked, "Was it before or after the Goldberg Fart?"

31.) Deerminator - 03/03/2015

:laugh:

32.) bluecat - 03/03/2015

:tu:

33.) Swamp Fox - 03/04/2015

LOL


That's gold...


:beer:

34.) Deerminator - 03/04/2015

....

35.) Deerminator - 03/04/2015

:laugh::laugh:

36.) Swamp Fox - 03/04/2015

:shocked:


ROFLMAO....


Can't.......:laugh:....:laugh:

breathe....:laugh:....:laugh:....:laugh:


:applause: ....:laugh:

37.) bluecat - 03/04/2015

Sounds like a weed eater. :-)

38.) Swamp Fox - 03/04/2015

+ 3 points for the vegetarian reference.

39.) Swamp Fox - 03/04/2015

I've posted this before, so you are correct if you get the feeling that this is a repoot...

:laugh:

40.) bluecat - 03/04/2015

Good stuff right there.

41.) Wild Bob - 03/05/2015

And I was railed for bringing this up...:-)

42.) Swamp Fox - 03/05/2015

Names, WB...We need names. Who's having the vapors about a fart thread?

Let's have a national conversation about farting.

43.) Deerminator - 03/05/2015

:laugh:

44.) Wild Bob - 03/10/2015

Spring brings on the farts...so does eating Turkey. :wink