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1.) bluecat - 02/05/2015
She mentioned that he tasted/tastes/is tasting like rotten eggs and sand but she now enjoys the flavor.
2.) Swamp Fox - 02/05/2015
:groan:
BTW, I like your new signature, LOL. :grin:
I don't know if I should crack a joke about this or not. I'm probably already over the line with some of the guys on here as it is, LOL.
I'm also afraid that if I got started, we could make it go on for quite a few pages....:beer:
BTW, I like your new signature, LOL. :grin:
I don't know if I should crack a joke about this or not. I'm probably already over the line with some of the guys on here as it is, LOL.
I'm also afraid that if I got started, we could make it go on for quite a few pages....:beer:
3.) bluecat - 02/05/2015
I know, we are only allowed to laugh every OTHER week. We wouldn't want to squelch anybody's enthusiam for posting would we?
I'm just glad that poor woman is getting her fiber.
I'm just glad that poor woman is getting her fiber.
4.) Deerminator - 02/05/2015
Sick
5.) Alex - 02/05/2015
Shouldnt this be in the mineral licks thread?
:bang:
:bang:
6.) bluecat - 02/05/2015
:laugh:
Alex made a funny.
Alex made a funny.
7.) Wild Bob - 02/06/2015
OMG.
What next...have they done one yet where someone plays with or eats Mr. Hankey???:shocked:
What next...have they done one yet where someone plays with or eats Mr. Hankey???:shocked:
8.) Wild Bob - 02/06/2015
Bring back pony girl...
9.) Swamp Fox - 02/06/2015
LOL, WB....
Okay, my resistance is not strong enough, LOL...
When she has a meal, does it qualify as carbon-loading?
Okay, my resistance is not strong enough, LOL...
When she has a meal, does it qualify as carbon-loading?
10.) Swamp Fox - 02/06/2015
Depending on what you believe, it could be soul food...
11.) bluecat - 02/06/2015
So how do cremains fit in the food pyramid?
Swampy, resistance is futile. Welcome!
Swampy, resistance is futile. Welcome!
12.) Swamp Fox - 02/06/2015
I'd say on top of ice cream, and over salad, chips, meat and fish.
Floats on beer.
So pretty much on top of the whole shebang.
Floats on beer.
So pretty much on top of the whole shebang.
13.) Wild Bob - 02/06/2015
'Soul Food' now that's funny! :laugh:
14.) Swamp Fox - 02/06/2015
"It's a memorial AND a dessert topping!"
15.) bluecat - 02/06/2015
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;29344]Depending on what you believe, it could be soul food...[/QUOTE]
:applause:
Where is DP when we need him the most?
:applause:
Where is DP when we need him the most?
16.) bluecat - 02/06/2015
Does she just eat him on Wednesdays?
17.) bluecat - 02/06/2015
He's a key ingredient for pasta carbonara.
18.) Deerminator - 02/07/2015
:laugh:
19.) crookedeye - 02/07/2015
since I've been off the last few weeks I've been watching these shows..cold killers, women who kill.... you get the point..last one I watch was model killers ..its about models who got killed or killed.. one was about this black chick hotter than hell that married a older whiteman for his money..to make a long story short she stabbed him to death cut him up ..breaded some pieces and ate him....
I was like no way...she even said she dunk it in barb-e-que sauce.. true story..
I sure hope it wasn't sweet rays barbeque sauce...
I was like no way...she even said she dunk it in barb-e-que sauce.. true story..
I sure hope it wasn't sweet rays barbeque sauce...
20.) bluecat - 02/07/2015
She needed to grill rather than fry to cut down on saturated fats.
21.) crookedeye - 02/07/2015
I cant believe what people do out there..monsters.. there brains have to be so screwed up..it has to be mental.
22.) bluecat - 02/07/2015
She just needed a hug.
23.) crookedeye - 02/07/2015
I guess you cant blame her..
24.) crookedeye - 02/07/2015
I mean we'll forgive you this time..but next time you eat someone...
25.) Swamp Fox - 02/07/2015
LOL...:shocked:
26.) bluecat - 02/07/2015
She and her husband are just carbon dating now.
27.) Swamp Fox - 02/08/2015
Their love is like the phoenix...
28.) bluecat - 02/08/2015
Good one Swampy.
He is a diamond in the rough.
He is a diamond in the rough.
29.) crookedeye - 02/08/2015
....
30.) Swamp Fox - 02/08/2015
:-):tu::-)
31.) bluecat - 02/09/2015
He used to be so sweet and thoughtful. Now he is just old and crusty.
32.) bluecat - 02/09/2015
Her children, Ashley and Dustin are concerned about her box lunches.
33.) Swamp Fox - 02/09/2015
:laugh::clap:
Their last name isn't Bin, is it?
'Cause if so, I know them and I should send a card.
The father was Cole and her name is Luna. From an old Italian family. Maiden name Carboni. So when they married her legal name was Luna C. Bin, but everyone just called her Luni...
Their last name isn't Bin, is it?
'Cause if so, I know them and I should send a card.
The father was Cole and her name is Luna. From an old Italian family. Maiden name Carboni. So when they married her legal name was Luna C. Bin, but everyone just called her Luni...
34.) bluecat - 02/09/2015
Their's was a hot and fiery romance, but then it cooled considerably.
35.) Swamp Fox - 02/09/2015
If she thinks [I]he[/I] tastes great, wait til she tries a Cuban...
36.) bluecat - 02/09/2015
He had an incendiary temper.
37.) Swamp Fox - 02/09/2015
Tastes great AND less filling...
38.) bluecat - 02/09/2015
At least she'll have a little extra something to put in the kid's stockings this year.
39.) bluecat - 02/10/2015
His favorite song was "Ring Around the Posey".
40.) Swamp Fox - 02/10/2015
Her doctor told her to cut back on the compost, and that mulch was just junk calories.
41.) bluecat - 02/10/2015
His favorite movie was "Up In Smoke".
42.) bluecat - 02/10/2015
The good thing is that you can make some dandy coals with him. If you burn the food, you just eat the coals.
43.) bluecat - 02/10/2015
His favorite book is "50 Shades of Gray".
44.) Swamp Fox - 02/10/2015
LOL...
He never missed going to church on Ash Wednesday...
He never missed going to church on Ash Wednesday...
45.) bluecat - 02/10/2015
Good one. See post #16. I didn't think anybody got it.
46.) bluecat - 02/10/2015
He named her his "little Cinderella".
47.) Swamp Fox - 02/10/2015
[QUOTE=bluecat;29487]Good one. See post #16. I didn't think anybody got it.[/QUOTE]
I thought you meant Wednesdays like "Hey, baby, you know it's my birthday...Wink wink, nudge nudge..."
LOL
I thought you meant Wednesdays like "Hey, baby, you know it's my birthday...Wink wink, nudge nudge..."
LOL
48.) bluecat - 02/11/2015
The couple make their home in Asheville, NC. :wink
49.) bluecat - 02/11/2015
She likes to take him to the Sizzler.
50.) Swamp Fox - 02/11/2015
It wasn't so easy when they were married...He had to earn a night out back then.
51.) bluecat - 02/11/2015
So many things remind her of him, charcoal briquets, lava rocks, Keith Richards.
52.) Swamp Fox - 02/11/2015
Keith Richards is NOT a burnout!
He should be, but somehow he's not, LOL.
:ach:
:-)
He should be, but somehow he's not, LOL.
:ach:
:-)
53.) Swamp Fox - 02/11/2015
Her husband had to quit posting on internet forums.
Every time he said something, he got flamed.
Every time he said something, he got flamed.
54.) bluecat - 02/11/2015
When they first met they were both positively glowing.
55.) bluecat - 02/11/2015
This thread has been a hot topic.
56.) Swamp Fox - 02/11/2015
Everyone at the memorial service remarked what a warm man he was.
57.) bluecat - 02/11/2015
:applause:
58.) bluecat - 02/11/2015
He seemed to light up the room.
59.) bluecat - 02/11/2015
They played "You Light Up My Life" at the funeral.
60.) Swamp Fox - 02/11/2015
His favorite beach music group was The Embers.
Every time he saw them, he was blown away.
Every time he saw them, he was blown away.
61.) Swamp Fox - 02/11/2015
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;29551]Everyone at the memorial service remarked what a warm man he was.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=bluecat;29552]:applause:[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;29538]It wasn't so easy when they were married...He had to earn a night out back then.[/QUOTE]
No love for my urn joke, though?
:bang:
:wink
[QUOTE=bluecat;29552]:applause:[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;29538]It wasn't so easy when they were married...He had to earn a night out back then.[/QUOTE]
No love for my urn joke, though?
:bang:
:wink
62.) bluecat - 02/11/2015
:applause:
Ah, didn't get it. :-)
Nice.
Ah, didn't get it. :-)
Nice.
63.) bluecat - 02/11/2015
:-):wave:
64.) bluecat - 02/11/2015
She and her husband need to stick together if she's going to lick this thing.
65.) bluecat - 02/11/2015
He was a funny guy but it was mostly deadpan humor.
66.) bluecat - 02/11/2015
Strangely, the cats seem to really enjoy his company. :wink
67.) bluecat - 02/11/2015
Her doctor told her she needs to cut down on the finger food.
68.) Swamp Fox - 02/11/2015
[QUOTE=bluecat;29557]:applause:
Ah, didn't get it. :-)
Nice.[/QUOTE]
Right over your head, like dust in the wind, huh? :-)
Ah, didn't get it. :-)
Nice.[/QUOTE]
Right over your head, like dust in the wind, huh? :-)
69.) Swamp Fox - 02/11/2015
Ashton Kutcher gave the eulogy.
She wanted to have him over for dinner afterwards, but he said it was rare that he could make himself available.
She wanted to have him over for dinner afterwards, but he said it was rare that he could make himself available.
70.) Swamp Fox - 02/11/2015
She told the funeral director she thought everything was well done.
71.) bluecat - 02/11/2015
When they initially met, her husband asked her if she would still love him when he was old and gray.
72.) bluecat - 02/11/2015
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;29567]She told the funeral director she thought everything was well done.[/QUOTE]
:laugh: :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh:
73.) bluecat - 02/11/2015
:laugh:
74.) bluecat - 02/11/2015
The interment was kinda crumby though.
75.) Swamp Fox - 02/11/2015
[QUOTE=bluecat;29560]He was a funny guy but it was mostly deadpan humor.[/QUOTE]
He was also an amateur musician, in the Dustpan Alley tradition. :wink
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tin_Pan_Alley[/url]
He was also an amateur musician, in the Dustpan Alley tradition. :wink
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tin_Pan_Alley[/url]
76.) Swamp Fox - 02/11/2015
[QUOTE=bluecat;29561]Strangely, the cats seem to really enjoy his company. :wink[/QUOTE]
Also, he was a fan of fine litterature....
Also, he was a fan of fine litterature....
77.) Swamp Fox - 02/11/2015
Bluecat, you're on a roll...:grin:
I'll blow back though here ash oon as I can...
I'll blow back though here ash oon as I can...
78.) Swamp Fox - 02/11/2015
Ashcan you will receive...
79.) bluecat - 02/11/2015
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;29567]She told the funeral director she thought everything was well done.[/QUOTE]
I had to go to the restroom so I could laugh loudly... Still laughing.
I had to go to the restroom so I could laugh loudly... Still laughing.
80.) bluecat - 02/12/2015
They still have their little spats though. It always seems to start out with "I have a bone to pick with you."
81.) Swamp Fox - 02/12/2015
Some people think this is all payback for him teasing the dog with the vacuum cleaner...
82.) bluecat - 02/12/2015
Good one. This morning I had sugar pops coming out my nose as I remembered your post yesterday.
83.) Swamp Fox - 02/12/2015
"And the doctor replied, 'Well, stop doing that, then!'"
:rimshot
:grin:
:rimshot
:grin:
84.) bluecat - 02/12/2015
Got into a little dustup the other evening. They were meandering through Walmart when Lucretia caught Cole making googly eyes at a pallet of grass seed.
85.) bluecat - 02/12/2015
Cole loves to browse through the home section and see the latest technology in gas fireplaces.
86.) bluecat - 02/12/2015
Getting out together is a good way to rekindle their spark.
87.) bluecat - 02/12/2015
[QUOTE=bluecat;29591]Cole loves to browse through the home section and see the latest technology in gas fireplaces.[/QUOTE]
Part of him spent the evening keeping people from slipping on the sidewalk.
Part of him spent the evening keeping people from slipping on the sidewalk.
88.) bluecat - 02/12/2015
[QUOTE=bluecat;29590]Got into a little dustup the other evening. They were meandering through Walmart when Lucretia caught Cole making googly eyes at a pallet of grass seed.[/QUOTE]
Part of him spent the rest of the evening keeping people from slipping on the icy sidewalk.
Part of him spent the rest of the evening keeping people from slipping on the icy sidewalk.
89.) bluecat - 02/12/2015
[QUOTE=bluecat;29561]Strangely, the cats seem to really enjoy his company. :wink[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;29574]Also, he was a fan of fine litterature....[/QUOTE]
Boo, Hiss :-)
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;29574]Also, he was a fan of fine litterature....[/QUOTE]
Boo, Hiss :-)
90.) bluecat - 02/12/2015
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;29586]Some people think this is all payback for him teasing the dog with the vacuum cleaner...[/QUOTE]
In an ironic twist, the vacuum cleaner is something he now fears the most.
In an ironic twist, the vacuum cleaner is something he now fears the most.
91.) Swamp Fox - 02/12/2015
[QUOTE=bluecat;29596]Boo, Hiss :-)[/QUOTE]
LOL...
BTW, when did she change her name to Lucretia? :wink
I had to go make sure there wasn't some connection to the burning of Rome or something, LOL ("The Rape of Lucretia"). I found a Megadeath song "Lucretia" on the [I]Rust in Peace[/I] album and a cross reference to Lucrezia Borgia, [I]femme fatale[/I] and alleged poisoner.
So she has that going for her...:-)
BTW, fun facts:
[I]Buffalo Bill Cody used a Springfield Model 1866, caliber .50-70 rifle, nicknamed Lucrezia Borgia, to shoot buffalo for feeding the track workers employed by Kansas Pacific Railroad during the construction of the Transcontinental Railroad.
In the The Three Stooges episode "If a Body Meets a Body" Moe Howard calls Curly Howard Lucrezia Borgia for serving up Horseshoe soup: "You get out of this house before I split your head open from ear to ear, you Lucrezia Borgia".
In the M*A*S*H season 9 episode "Depressing News," Corporal Klinger and Major Winchester have a conversation about a newspaper that Klinger is printing and trying to sell. Klinger: "And then there's Igor's gourmet cooking column." Winchester:' "Whose gourmet column!?!" Klinger: "Igor. Igor Straminsky." Winchester: "That beady-eyed simpleton is writing a column about gourmet cooking!?!" Klinger: "Nobody knows more about that stuff than Igor." Winchester: "Lucrezia Borgia knows more!"
[/I]
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucrezia_Borgia[/url]
LOL...
BTW, when did she change her name to Lucretia? :wink
I had to go make sure there wasn't some connection to the burning of Rome or something, LOL ("The Rape of Lucretia"). I found a Megadeath song "Lucretia" on the [I]Rust in Peace[/I] album and a cross reference to Lucrezia Borgia, [I]femme fatale[/I] and alleged poisoner.
So she has that going for her...:-)
BTW, fun facts:
[I]Buffalo Bill Cody used a Springfield Model 1866, caliber .50-70 rifle, nicknamed Lucrezia Borgia, to shoot buffalo for feeding the track workers employed by Kansas Pacific Railroad during the construction of the Transcontinental Railroad.
In the The Three Stooges episode "If a Body Meets a Body" Moe Howard calls Curly Howard Lucrezia Borgia for serving up Horseshoe soup: "You get out of this house before I split your head open from ear to ear, you Lucrezia Borgia".
In the M*A*S*H season 9 episode "Depressing News," Corporal Klinger and Major Winchester have a conversation about a newspaper that Klinger is printing and trying to sell. Klinger: "And then there's Igor's gourmet cooking column." Winchester:' "Whose gourmet column!?!" Klinger: "Igor. Igor Straminsky." Winchester: "That beady-eyed simpleton is writing a column about gourmet cooking!?!" Klinger: "Nobody knows more about that stuff than Igor." Winchester: "Lucrezia Borgia knows more!"
[/I]
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucrezia_Borgia[/url]
92.) Swamp Fox - 02/12/2015
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;29426]:laugh::clap:
Their last name isn't Bin, is it?
'Cause if so, I know them and I should send a card.
The father was Cole and her name is Luna. From an old Italian family. Maiden name Carboni. So when they married her legal name was Luna C. Bin, but everyone just called her Luni...[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=bluecat;29590]Got into a little dustup the other evening. They were meandering through Walmart when Lucretia caught Cole making googly eyes at a pallet of grass seed.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;29598]LOL...
BTW, when did she change her name to Lucretia? :wink
...
[/QUOTE]
I figured it out. Lucretia is her middle name. Luna Lucretia Carboni Bin. After Cole's death, she wanted to protect their assets in his diamond mine as well as the family's privacy when she started up her new business, so she put it in her maiden name, Carboni. To keep things simple, she registered the company using her initials.
So the registered name of the company is (they use several DBAs, but this is what the paperwork says) ....Wait for it....[B]LLC, LLC.[/B]
Check out a couple of their websites:
[url]http://www.cremationsolutions.com/Cremation-Jewelry-for-Ashes-c4.html[/url]
[url]http://www.lifegem.com/[/url]
Their last name isn't Bin, is it?
'Cause if so, I know them and I should send a card.
The father was Cole and her name is Luna. From an old Italian family. Maiden name Carboni. So when they married her legal name was Luna C. Bin, but everyone just called her Luni...[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=bluecat;29590]Got into a little dustup the other evening. They were meandering through Walmart when Lucretia caught Cole making googly eyes at a pallet of grass seed.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;29598]LOL...
BTW, when did she change her name to Lucretia? :wink
...
[/QUOTE]
I figured it out. Lucretia is her middle name. Luna Lucretia Carboni Bin. After Cole's death, she wanted to protect their assets in his diamond mine as well as the family's privacy when she started up her new business, so she put it in her maiden name, Carboni. To keep things simple, she registered the company using her initials.
So the registered name of the company is (they use several DBAs, but this is what the paperwork says) ....Wait for it....[B]LLC, LLC.[/B]
Check out a couple of their websites:
[url]http://www.cremationsolutions.com/Cremation-Jewelry-for-Ashes-c4.html[/url]
[url]http://www.lifegem.com/[/url]
93.) bluecat - 02/12/2015
Luna's parents were against their relationship from the beginning. They thought he was just a flash in the pan.
94.) bluecat - 02/13/2015
When Cole came over to pick up Luna on their first date, her father grilled him for hours.
95.) bluecat - 02/13/2015
Cole knew he wasn't just blowing smoke.
96.) bluecat - 02/13/2015
He felt like he was in the hot seat.
97.) bluecat - 02/13/2015
And when they came in late from the date, her father raked him over the coals.
98.) bluecat - 02/13/2015
Things got a little heated.
99.) Swamp Fox - 02/13/2015
[QUOTE=bluecat;29608]When Cole came over to pick up Luna on their first date, her father grilled him for hours.[/QUOTE]
:grin:
:grin:
100.) Swamp Fox - 02/13/2015
They knew they were made for each other when in a national taste test, they both chose the flame-broiled Whopper.
101.) Swamp Fox - 02/13/2015
"Made for each other"----Get it?
:wink
:groan:
:-)
:wink
:groan:
:-)
102.) Swamp Fox - 02/13/2015
She thought he was very hot, and he thought she was smokin'.
103.) Swamp Fox - 02/13/2015
On their honeymoon, they went to Alaska and fished for Arctic char.
104.) Swamp Fox - 02/13/2015
She asked him did he smoke after sex, and he said, "I don't know...I never looked."
105.) bluecat - 02/13/2015
Good ones.
His favorite browser is FireFox.
His favorite browser is FireFox.
106.) bluecat - 02/13/2015
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;29618]She asked him did he smoke after sex, and he said, "I don't know...I never looked."[/QUOTE]
He did yell "Fire in the hole" just before they consumated their marriage.
He did yell "Fire in the hole" just before they consumated their marriage.
107.) Swamp Fox - 02/13/2015
He'd been burned one too many times by Internet Explorer...
108.) bluecat - 02/13/2015
They were married by firelight.
109.) bluecat - 02/13/2015
Luna's dad gave the couple a set of brand new Firestone tires for their wedding gift.
110.) Swamp Fox - 02/13/2015
[QUOTE=bluecat;29620]He did yell "Fire in the hole" just before they consumated their marriage.[/QUOTE]
:laugh:
:laugh:
111.) bluecat - 02/13/2015
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;29621]He'd been burned one too many times by Internet Explorer...[/QUOTE]
LOL!
LOL!
112.) bluecat - 02/13/2015
Before the ceremony Luna's dad had a fireside chat with Cole.
113.) bluecat - 02/13/2015
[QUOTE=bluecat;29620]He did yell "Fire in the hole" just before they consumated their marriage.[/QUOTE]
"Ready, Aim, Fire" just didn't seem appropriate.
"Ready, Aim, Fire" just didn't seem appropriate.
114.) bluecat - 02/13/2015
When the preacher asked if anybody objected to their marriage, there were several hands that went up.
It set off a firestorm.
It set off a firestorm.
115.) Wild Bob - 02/13/2015
:pop:
Come on...ya gotta keep 'em coming if your shooting for a long range thread.
Come on...ya gotta keep 'em coming if your shooting for a long range thread.
116.) Swamp Fox - 02/13/2015
She was born in Flint, Michigan and was immediately attracted to his steely demeanor...
117.) bluecat - 02/13/2015
Things reached a boiling point. Cole was steamed. Luna's dad did eventually simmer down though.
118.) bluecat - 02/13/2015
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;29646]She was born in Flint, Michigan and was immediately attracted to his steely demeanor...[/QUOTE]
+2 :-)
+2 :-)
119.) bluecat - 02/13/2015
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;29646]She was born in Flint, Michigan and was immediately attracted to his steely demeanor...[/QUOTE]
He was very striking to her. For him it was her tinder loving care...
He was very striking to her. For him it was her tinder loving care...
120.) Wild Bob - 02/13/2015
and they went down in a buring ring of fire...
121.) Swamp Fox - 02/14/2015
[QUOTE=bluecat;29649]He was very striking to her. For him it was her tinder loving care...[/QUOTE]
+2 to you, sir! :wink
+2 to you, sir! :wink
122.) bluecat - 02/16/2015
Cole always wanted to work the grill at Burger King. It was his life-long dream. He burned the candle at both ends to climb his way all the way to head burger flipper.
123.) bluecat - 02/16/2015
Luna carried the torch for Cole during their courtship.
124.) bluecat - 02/16/2015
Cole simply wanted to buy his gal a pair of hot pants but after awhile he got burned out as head griller.
125.) bluecat - 02/16/2015
She always did like fried food.
126.) Swamp Fox - 02/16/2015
....So she really has to look for ways to burn calories.
127.) bluecat - 02/20/2015
Can Charcoal Juice Really Help You Lose Weight Or Is It Just A Fad?
[url]http://www.techtimes.com/articles/33645/20150219/can-charcoal-juice-really-help-you-lose-weight-or-is-it-just-a-fad.htm[/url]
Maybe she is on to something. :-)
[url]http://www.techtimes.com/articles/33645/20150219/can-charcoal-juice-really-help-you-lose-weight-or-is-it-just-a-fad.htm[/url]
Maybe she is on to something. :-)
128.) Swamp Fox - 02/20/2015
They say it's a cleanser...I'll bet it is!
129.) crookedeye - 02/21/2015
what about bruce jenner?? he is looking pretty good right now..as soon as his tits grow in and a little blush on his checks..who's to say??
he was in the olimpics wasn't he??
he was in the olimpics wasn't he??
130.) crookedeye - 02/21/2015
he needs to go easy on the lipstick because he starting to look like a whore...
131.) bluecat - 02/21/2015
Are you interested?
132.) crookedeye - 02/21/2015
he should of done this when he was in his 30's...now he's what 60?? who wants a old bitch like that???
133.) crookedeye - 02/21/2015
I don't no what he's looking for here..
134.) crookedeye - 02/21/2015
wasn't he one of the most fit athletes in the world at one time?? now he whats to become a women??
I had issue in my life but nothing to this extreme.
I had issue in my life but nothing to this extreme.
135.) crookedeye - 02/21/2015
[QUOTE=bluecat;29998]Are you interested?[/QUOTE]
I mean he's cute and all...
I mean he's cute and all...
136.) crookedeye - 02/21/2015
I quess it would matter on her political views.. we can call him a "she" now cant we??
137.) Swamp Fox - 02/21/2015
[QUOTE=crookedeye;30001]wasn't he one of the most fit athletes in the world at one time?? now he whats to become a women??
I had issue in my life but nothing to this extreme.[/QUOTE]
:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
I had issue in my life but nothing to this extreme.[/QUOTE]
:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
138.) crookedeye - 02/22/2015
I don't no why he waited so long....I guess he got his nerve up at 60...
I guess there's serial killers and guys like bruce jenner..
the human mind I would like to study why people do these types of things..
I guess there's serial killers and guys like bruce jenner..
the human mind I would like to study why people do these types of things..
139.) crookedeye - 02/22/2015
I always wanted to become a scuba diver....
140.) Swamp Fox - 02/22/2015
I thought you wanted to be a lesbian?
141.) crookedeye - 02/22/2015
I still do...
142.) Swamp Fox - 02/22/2015
LOL...
"You guys, you know what? My grandma was Dutch-Irish, and my grandpa was lesbian, that makes me quarter lesbian!"
------Eric Cartman
:laugh:
"You guys, you know what? My grandma was Dutch-Irish, and my grandpa was lesbian, that makes me quarter lesbian!"
------Eric Cartman
:laugh:
143.) crookedeye - 02/22/2015
im half chechizian and Russian.. so I don't no if I like you guys or not...
144.) bluecat - 02/22/2015
She would leave the toilet seat up so something to think about.
145.) Swamp Fox - 02/22/2015
[QUOTE=crookedeye;30010]im half chechizian and Russian.. so I don't no if I like you guys or not...[/QUOTE]
Things were never easy for me, either :wink:
:p
Things were never easy for me, either :wink:
:p
146.) bluecat - 02/22/2015
You guys are really touching my heartstrings.
147.) Swamp Fox - 02/22/2015
I'm glad Crookedeye shares stuff with us...Otherwise he would keep it all inside...and that can't be good. :laugh:
148.) bluecat - 02/22/2015
Maybe he is missing Mary.
149.) crookedeye - 02/22/2015
I new I would perk you two's interest up in a bruce jenner thread...
150.) crookedeye - 02/22/2015
how about the alaskian bush family? they have that tv series on discovery channel..one day they went into town for pizza and to pick up girls..the little brother who likes to jump around in the trees said he needed a girl as extreme as he was and that was the reason the girls wernt interested in him..
I was like..yeah! whatever..
I was like..yeah! whatever..
151.) crookedeye - 02/22/2015
I don't think the other brother doesn't even try and pick up girls anymore he's like 30 and supposedly the genious of the family walks with a cane..his family always talks how smart he is because he can find an ordinary stick in the bush and make a walking cane out of it..
the whole family is like he's a genious..there memerize by his genious..
the whole family is like he's a genious..there memerize by his genious..
152.) Swamp Fox - 02/22/2015
[QUOTE=crookedeye;30016]I new I would perk you two's interest up in a bruce jenner thread...[/QUOTE]
LOL.....Lip-hooked and in the cooler! :wink
LOL.....Lip-hooked and in the cooler! :wink
153.) crookedeye - 02/22/2015
are the time when the boat didn't start because the positive cable to the battery came loose and he tighten it up...the whole family was like in awe....
so now he's a genious...
so now he's a genious...
154.) bluecat - 02/23/2015
Which one is the genius CE? The one who made a shelter out of shrink wrap or the one who threw the crab pot out in water deeper than the float?
For as long as that family has been in the bush, they always are on the edge of extinction and shivering in a cold tent with no food.
For as long as that family has been in the bush, they always are on the edge of extinction and shivering in a cold tent with no food.
155.) crookedeye - 02/28/2015
bruce jenner needs to do something with he's hair..he just cant let it lay all flat like that..he's making himself look like a disgrace like a freak show with hair like that..he needs to put it up in curls or something..
156.) Swamp Fox - 03/01/2015
Have you seen John Travolta lately? He's next.
157.) crookedeye - 03/01/2015
he's to cool for that..
158.) Swamp Fox - 03/01/2015
Well, you can tell by the way he use his walk, he's a woman-man: no time to talk.
159.) crookedeye - 03/01/2015
whats wrong with that?? the guys 60 yrs old.. I cant wait until you turn 60...remember these guys have never been in the woods like billy and been rough up before...
160.) Swamp Fox - 03/01/2015
I'm thinking I'll be able to resist using the eye-liner, LOL.
Maybe not the facelift and the hairpiece, but almost definitely the eye-liner...:wink
Maybe not the facelift and the hairpiece, but almost definitely the eye-liner...:wink
161.) crookedeye - 03/01/2015
maybe if these guys would have hunted in there lives and walked in the woods on a foggy rainy day and been one with the woods... they went the wrong way......sure there making millions...
think about it though if someone gave you a million bucks to be a city dweller and live the life of riley and never see the outdoors or live life as a garbageman but you can also be in the woods..
think about it though if someone gave you a million bucks to be a city dweller and live the life of riley and never see the outdoors or live life as a garbageman but you can also be in the woods..
162.) crookedeye - 03/01/2015
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;30220]I'm thinking I'll be able to resist using the eye-liner, LOL.
Maybe not the facelift and the hairpiece, but almost definitely the eye-liner...:wink[/QUOTE]
youre starting to sound like Floyd now...he thinks everyone has a hair peice...floyd's like no one can grow hair for more than 30 years...then it starts falling out..
Maybe not the facelift and the hairpiece, but almost definitely the eye-liner...:wink[/QUOTE]
youre starting to sound like Floyd now...he thinks everyone has a hair peice...floyd's like no one can grow hair for more than 30 years...then it starts falling out..
163.) Swamp Fox - 03/01/2015
Really bad garbage or just the normal stuff?
164.) crookedeye - 03/01/2015
I got that off married with children this morning...
165.) Swamp Fox - 03/01/2015
I'm just trying to make an informed decision...
166.) crookedeye - 03/01/2015
....
167.) crookedeye - 03/01/2015
did you guys see where rowdy Rhonda rousey submitted cat zigano in 14 seconds?? I no for a fact she would kick bullzi ass even though bullzi trained jewjitsue at on time...
168.) crookedeye - 03/01/2015
once bullzi 30 seconds is up and he starts to breath hard..its over! lol
169.) crookedeye - 03/01/2015
30 seconds?? i'm being to generious...
170.) Swamp Fox - 03/01/2015
:-)
Bullz-i was on here for over five minutes the other night. It was great. Just like old times. LOL.
Bullz-i was on here for over five minutes the other night. It was great. Just like old times. LOL.
171.) crookedeye - 03/01/2015
you got to realize...bullzi been sitting in a chair all his life..
bullzi you no that's not healthy for you..don't you?
bullzi you no that's not healthy for you..don't you?
172.) Swamp Fox - 03/01/2015
I don't know...The phrase "He'll crush you like a grape" didn't come from nowhere...:wink
173.) crookedeye - 03/01/2015
yeah whatever.. I sure hope he could...
but seriously did you hear more people sitting down all day have more heart attacks and more likely to be eaten by termites...
i'm just saying..
but seriously did you hear more people sitting down all day have more heart attacks and more likely to be eaten by termites...
i'm just saying..
174.) Swamp Fox - 03/01/2015
LOL...
175.) crookedeye - 03/01/2015
besides I turn 50 this year and what?? bullzi 48?? maybe 49... i'm the alpha male...he's just some punk kid...
176.) crookedeye - 03/01/2015
well I don't no about being a punk or anything...but I know things...
billy tell these guys....
billy tell these guys....
177.) crookedeye - 03/01/2015
I played 3rd base...what did bullzi do?? he was like that really big kid in gym class.. you no the kid that kinda ran funny..
178.) crookedeye - 03/01/2015
lol...i'm just kidding..
179.) crookedeye - 03/01/2015
bullzi going to be mad at me now...
180.) Swamp Fox - 03/01/2015
Now?
You've been on thin ice for a while. LOL
You've been on thin ice for a while. LOL
181.) crookedeye - 03/01/2015
[QUOTE=crookedeye;30257]I played 3rd base...what did bullzi do?? he was like that really big kid in gym class.. you no the kid that kinda ran funny..[/QUOTE]
he was so ockward he got to big for his own good..
on the mile run ..I was like run dude..and bullzi was brining up the rear.. his feet were so big compared to his body size.. he kept on trying though...
he was so ockward he got to big for his own good..
on the mile run ..I was like run dude..and bullzi was brining up the rear.. his feet were so big compared to his body size.. he kept on trying though...
182.) crookedeye - 03/01/2015
you remember the big kid in the gym class ...don't you?
183.) crookedeye - 03/01/2015
there was always the big kid that was to big for his size..all the girls made fun of...you remember don't you??
184.) crookedeye - 03/01/2015
lol...i'm sorry bullzi.. i love you like a brother.. really I do..
185.) Swamp Fox - 03/01/2015
You know what they say about big feet.........Big shoes. :wink
I'm gonna try to make it to the deer show now....Freezing rain has turned wet...Look for me on a bridge on the nightly news, LOL.
Back later with a full report.
:wave:
I'm gonna try to make it to the deer show now....Freezing rain has turned wet...Look for me on a bridge on the nightly news, LOL.
Back later with a full report.
:wave:
186.) crookedeye - 03/01/2015
how about chris cyborg...she wants to fight rousey at 145...rousey wants no part of that..why..because rousey doesn't have to go after her..cyborg need s to come get her...
that would be a good fight..
that would be a good fight..
187.) crookedeye - 03/01/2015
just think if you were in a bar and said high to ronda and smack her on the ass??
it would be like a death wish...
it would be like a death wish...
188.) crookedeye - 03/01/2015
I had a lot of women saying there going to punch me in the face....but I never took it seriously..
from this day forward I swear i'm going to become a better person..
from this day forward I swear i'm going to become a better person..
189.) crookedeye - 03/01/2015
that's all I need is to get my ass kick by a girl in front of my buddys.
190.) crookedeye - 03/01/2015
could you imagine that??
191.) crookedeye - 03/01/2015
I would come up with an excuse that I was to drunk or my knee went out..
192.) crookedeye - 03/01/2015
no that isn't a tear...she poked me in the eye..
193.) crookedeye - 03/01/2015
if I was on the ground and a girl kicking me in the ribs...I would have to fake a heart attack...there's no other way out...
194.) crookedeye - 03/01/2015
hopefully she would see some symphty as i'm having a heart attack..
195.) Swamp Fox - 03/01/2015
[QUOTE=crookedeye;30275]no that isn't a tear...she poked me in the eye..[/QUOTE]
Which eye? The good one?
Or is neither one of them good?
LOL
Which eye? The good one?
Or is neither one of them good?
LOL
196.) crookedeye - 03/01/2015
I thought you were going to some show or something??? and get us some interviews by professionals??
197.) Swamp Fox - 03/01/2015
I did. I just got back. Fred Eichler will be logging in sometime tomorrow, probably.
He got pretty animated when I told him this is where the Luv2 vs. Drury Brothers Challenge was happening.
He got pretty animated when I told him this is where the Luv2 vs. Drury Brothers Challenge was happening.
198.) crookedeye - 03/01/2015
do you really think luv 2 has a chance against the drury brothers??
luv 2 is just a normal guy....he needs to get his A game on if he's going to challenge the drury brothers..
luv 2 is just a normal guy....he needs to get his A game on if he's going to challenge the drury brothers..
199.) Swamp Fox - 03/01/2015
Luv2 knows how to drive a camo golf cart along the edge of a food plot...I'm not sure if the Drury Brothers know how to climb a Pennsylvania "mountain."
I'm not even sure they can find one. :wink
I'm not even sure they can find one. :wink
200.) bluecat - 03/02/2015
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;30289]Luv2 knows how to drive a camo golf cart along the edge of a food plot[/QUOTE]
:laugh:
:laugh: