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1.) Swamp Fox - 02/01/2015
It doesn’t have to be hunting- or outdoors-related, but such pictures are welcome. Post your captions for pictures as they are posted-- as well as your pictures begging for captions--- along with any social commentary you feel compelled to share.
[B]I’ll post the first picture. When you run out of captions for this one, post a new picture for us to work on. LOL
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This one is from Peterson’s Bowhunting 2015 Gear Guide. I know some girls who like Rascal Flatts. That’s about all I can say about them without using bad words. This article was trying to associate singer Gary LeVox with “country” (attitude, lifestyle and music) in a promotion for Mossy Oak’s new Breakup Country camo pattern. (BTW: Thank you, MO, for another dense, overly complicated pattern that only qualifies as camo in staged advertising photo shoots with just the right light and background :re:).
I don’t believe Gary LeVox and Rascal Flatts would know “country” if it bit them in the ass, despite the party line that he went to school "in the middle of a cornfield" and really can shoot a bow. For God’s sake, the article begins with him running into the “posh” Parlour 4 Beauty Salon (ooh-la-la) “breathlessly” and apologizing to his “personal stylist” for running late. :omg: :bang:
[SIZE=4][COLOR="#FF0000"]So my first caption for this photo is: “Thay, thailor! Does this camo make me look country?”
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[B]I’ll post the first picture. When you run out of captions for this one, post a new picture for us to work on. LOL
[/B]
This one is from Peterson’s Bowhunting 2015 Gear Guide. I know some girls who like Rascal Flatts. That’s about all I can say about them without using bad words. This article was trying to associate singer Gary LeVox with “country” (attitude, lifestyle and music) in a promotion for Mossy Oak’s new Breakup Country camo pattern. (BTW: Thank you, MO, for another dense, overly complicated pattern that only qualifies as camo in staged advertising photo shoots with just the right light and background :re:).
I don’t believe Gary LeVox and Rascal Flatts would know “country” if it bit them in the ass, despite the party line that he went to school "in the middle of a cornfield" and really can shoot a bow. For God’s sake, the article begins with him running into the “posh” Parlour 4 Beauty Salon (ooh-la-la) “breathlessly” and apologizing to his “personal stylist” for running late. :omg: :bang:
[SIZE=4][COLOR="#FF0000"]So my first caption for this photo is: “Thay, thailor! Does this camo make me look country?”
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2.) ARCHERXP - 02/02/2015
haha
"This bow makes my hair look fat. Somebody fetch me my skinny jeans."
"This bow makes my hair look fat. Somebody fetch me my skinny jeans."
3.) Swamp Fox - 02/02/2015
"Is that a stabilizer in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?"
4.) bluecat - 02/02/2015
My Les Paul is scent free
5.) Swamp Fox - 02/02/2015
LOL
'I'd like to thank my sponsors..."
'I'd like to thank my sponsors..."
6.) bluecat - 02/02/2015
These ARE boot cut jeans and not bell bottoms. Really. Guys? Fellas? Wait Up.
7.) bluecat - 02/02/2015
Look at me, I'm a man's man. I can play this here guitar and also shoot this here bow they put in my hands moments before the shoot.
By the way, what are these big wheelie dohickies on the end here? Is this wind-powered?
By the way, what are these big wheelie dohickies on the end here? Is this wind-powered?
8.) Swamp Fox - 02/02/2015
:laugh:
:tu:
"I think I'd be a better guitar player if this thing only had one string."
:tu:
"I think I'd be a better guitar player if this thing only had one string."
9.) Swamp Fox - 02/02/2015
[QUOTE=bluecat;29168]These ARE boot cut jeans and not bell bottoms. Really. Guys? Fellas? Wait Up.[/QUOTE]
:laugh:
:tu:
"I think I'd be a better guitar player if this thing only had one string."
:laugh:
:tu:
"I think I'd be a better guitar player if this thing only had one string."
10.) bluecat - 02/02/2015
With a name like Rascal, you know I'm wearing Sears Tuff-Skins.
11.) bluecat - 02/02/2015
I used to get the sh!t kicked out of me at recess.
12.) Swamp Fox - 02/02/2015
LOL...
"I wonder if Ralph Lauren has a pro staff..."
"I wonder if Ralph Lauren has a pro staff..."
13.) Swamp Fox - 02/02/2015
"No, I'm sure it's pronounced La-WREN...It's French."
14.) Deerminator - 02/02/2015
Yea I got some money
15.) bluecat - 02/02/2015
I once caught a frog with my bare hands and ate some jerkey I bought at a convenience store.
16.) Swamp Fox - 02/02/2015
"What I like about Scent Lok is they make a beret that absorbs the smell of the mousse in my hair."
17.) bluecat - 02/02/2015
One time, I ventured off my porch and got my socks damp.
18.) Swamp Fox - 02/02/2015
"I'm glad no one picked me to hold the groundhog."
19.) bluecat - 02/02/2015
"I iron and fold my slacks."
20.) Swamp Fox - 02/02/2015
"My, what a big camera lens you have."
21.) bluecat - 02/02/2015
"I was never picked for a team in gym class."
22.) Swamp Fox - 02/02/2015
"What I like about this bow is that it matches my jacket."
23.) bluecat - 02/03/2015
"I was an assistant Audio Visual helper in high school."
24.) ARCHERXP - 02/03/2015
"Somebody hand me some more macho stuff. I still feel like Ellen DeGeneres."
25.) Swamp Fox - 02/03/2015
"This will probably be the best outdoor magazine cover of all time."
26.) bluecat - 02/03/2015
"Damn I'm pretty!"
27.) Swamp Fox - 02/03/2015
"I hope the guys on Hunting Country see this!"
28.) bluecat - 02/03/2015
"I have BULLZ-i's number on speed dial."
29.) Swamp Fox - 02/03/2015
LOL...
"What do I have to do to get a hunting invitation around here?"
"What do I have to do to get a hunting invitation around here?"
30.) bluecat - 02/03/2015
"My uncle spanked me one time and I liked it."
31.) bluecat - 02/04/2015
"Girls are icky."
32.) Swamp Fox - 02/04/2015
"I wonder if there are any new posts on Hunting Country?"
LOL
LOL
33.) bluecat - 02/05/2015
"I spend a lot of time reminiscing about band camp."
34.) Swamp Fox - 02/05/2015
"I'm a little upset no one noticed my boots."
35.) ARCHERXP - 02/05/2015
New Picture:
[url]http://cdn.morningmoss.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/st1-625x432.jpg[/url]
[url]http://cdn.morningmoss.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/st1-625x432.jpg[/url]
36.) ARCHERXP - 02/05/2015
dangit...couldn't figure out how to post it with the picture
37.) ARCHERXP - 02/05/2015
38.) ARCHERXP - 02/05/2015
aha!
39.) bluecat - 02/05/2015
"Here's two items I know nothing about."
40.) Swamp Fox - 02/05/2015
There ya go! :tu:
Great find.
[SIZE=4][COLOR="#FF0000"]"Hey, I've heard of children of the corn, but this is ridiculous!"[/COLOR][/SIZE]
Great find.
[SIZE=4][COLOR="#FF0000"]"Hey, I've heard of children of the corn, but this is ridiculous!"[/COLOR][/SIZE]
41.) Swamp Fox - 02/05/2015
'Luv2 thinks no one can find this place."
42.) ARCHERXP - 02/06/2015
"I couldn't sleep, so I sent my daughter to check the trail cam."
43.) bluecat - 02/06/2015
"A 'fancy boy' is a macho thing right?"
44.) Wild Bob - 02/06/2015
The style stuff: It's too cool for me. :re:
45.) bluecat - 02/06/2015
Yeah, me and a few boys are going to "rough it" this weekend, which means we'll drive to our deer towers with our windows open instead of using the air conditioning.
46.) Wild Bob - 02/06/2015
You go Buddy!!!! :tu:
(Just make sure the wind doesn't mess up the doo.) :laugh:
(Just make sure the wind doesn't mess up the doo.) :laugh:
47.) Swamp Fox - 02/16/2015
"I know the monkey said he would be a good provider, but I'm starting to regret our arrangement."
-----Jonah Goldberg captioned this over at [I]National Review Online[/I].
I am shamelessly appropriating it until I can think of something else nearly as good. :laugh:
48.) bluecat - 02/16/2015
"You don't own me."
Lesley Gore, 'It's My Party' and 'You Don't Own Me' singer, dies at 68
Lesley Gore, 'It's My Party' and 'You Don't Own Me' singer, dies at 68
49.) Swamp Fox - 02/16/2015
"We always do what YOU want to do..."
50.) Swamp Fox - 02/16/2015
[QUOTE=bluecat;29833]"You don't own me."
Lesley Gore, 'It's My Party' and 'You Don't Own Me' singer, dies at 68[/QUOTE]
LOL...Two points for the timely reference. :-)
Lesley Gore, 'It's My Party' and 'You Don't Own Me' singer, dies at 68[/QUOTE]
LOL...Two points for the timely reference. :-)
51.) bluecat - 02/16/2015
"I'm just out picking up chicks."
52.) Swamp Fox - 02/16/2015
"Let's just hug it out."
53.) Swamp Fox - 02/16/2015
"Look who's coming to dinner."
54.) bluecat - 02/16/2015
"It's just you and me babe."
55.) bluecat - 02/16/2015
“And to think, people said this wouldn't last"
:pop:
:pop:
56.) Swamp Fox - 02/16/2015
"This one's mine, Dan!"
:p
:fire:
:p
:fire:
57.) bluecat - 02/16/2015
"Hold me closer tiny advancer."
58.) Swamp Fox - 02/16/2015
"Yes, I'm on Match. How did you know?"
59.) Swamp Fox - 02/16/2015
"I know better right now what I want, and I know it more quickly."
60.) Wild Bob - 02/17/2015
Either she just looks young to me...or she has 'Daddy' issues...
61.) Swamp Fox - 02/17/2015
She's probably a skin care model who leads aerobics classes on the side....
Either that or the girls in Montana need to get out of the sun, wind and dry air...:wink
Either that or the girls in Montana need to get out of the sun, wind and dry air...:wink
62.) Wild Bob - 02/17/2015
:wave:
63.) bluecat - 02/17/2015
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;29847]"I know better right now what I want, and I know it more quickly."
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:laugh:
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:laugh:
64.) Swamp Fox - 03/23/2015
I'm stealing this, but it's too good not to, LMAO...
It's from a hunting blind/shooting house company advertisement. :ach:
It's from a hunting blind/shooting house company advertisement. :ach:
65.) Swamp Fox - 03/23/2015
Man, I post something archery-related and I still have to bump it myself...I gave it 5 hours...:re: :tap::wink
"I don't always use a binocular harness, but when I do I prefer to wear it around my crotch. Stay zippered, my friends."
"I don't always use a binocular harness, but when I do I prefer to wear it around my crotch. Stay zippered, my friends."
66.) Swamp Fox - 03/23/2015
"I don't always use $2500 binoculars in a $2000 shooting house, but when I do, I prefer to shoot a $20 wheel bow from the 80's, four-inch vanes, aluminum arrows and a death grip. Stay frugal, my friends."
67.) Swamp Fox - 03/23/2015
"I don't always shoot an overdraw, but when I do, I prefer to pull past my ear and pretend I am anchored. Stay Oriental, my friends."
68.) Deerminator - 03/23/2015
How come the guys don't wear those nipple protectors.
I'd shoot against them any time
Them some long ass bows too.
I'd shoot against them any time
Them some long ass bows too.
69.) Swamp Fox - 03/23/2015
You know that in 9000 years, somebody must have had a nip ripped, LOL. They've had plenty of time to figure out how to make sure that never happens again. :wink
[url]http://www.kyudo.com/kyudo-h.html[/url]
[url]http://www.kyudo.com/kyudo-h.html[/url]
70.) Wild Bob - 03/23/2015
Now that' just an awkward way to shoot IMHO.
What's their anchor point.......Zen?! :wink (Sorry, I couldn't help myself.)
What's their anchor point.......Zen?! :wink (Sorry, I couldn't help myself.)
71.) Swamp Fox - 03/23/2015
If you look at the guy in the shooting house from a different angle (the pics are out there) you can see he has no anchor whatsoever. No vane on his cheek, no nothing, LOL.
The people on the phone at that blind company are just as nice as they can be, but whoever put the photography shoot together should be beaten with a fast flyte string and teardrop cables. Maybe pelted with California roll. :wink
The people on the phone at that blind company are just as nice as they can be, but whoever put the photography shoot together should be beaten with a fast flyte string and teardrop cables. Maybe pelted with California roll. :wink
72.) Swamp Fox - 03/24/2015
Anybody else getting a black x box where my picture of the goofball in the shooting house should be?
73.) bluecat - 03/27/2015
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;30770]"I don't always shoot an overdraw, but when I do, I prefer to pull past my ear and pretend I am anchored. Stay Oriental, my friends."
[/QUOTE]
That whole video reminds me of the soup Nazi.
[/QUOTE]
That whole video reminds me of the soup Nazi.
74.) bluecat - 03/27/2015
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;30797]Anybody else getting a black x box where my picture of the goofball in the shooting house should be?[/QUOTE]
Yep.
Yep.
75.) Swamp Fox - 03/27/2015
That's weird. The pic came back up for a while yesterday but now it's gone again. I'll try to find it from a different source and repost. Maybe that will solve the problem.
76.) Swamp Fox - 03/27/2015
Let's see if this stays up any better:
77.) Swamp Fox - 03/27/2015
[QUOTE=bluecat;30828]That whole video reminds me of the soup Nazi.[/QUOTE]
"No Zen for you!"
:wink
"No Zen for you!"
:wink
78.) bluecat - 03/27/2015
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;30835]Let's see if this stays up any better:
[/QUOTE]
I don't see what the hoopla is about. String to bottom of ear lobe, fletching to corner of mouth, broadhead tucked just behind front of riser and behind bow hand. Perfect.
[/QUOTE]I don't see what the hoopla is about. String to bottom of ear lobe, fletching to corner of mouth, broadhead tucked just behind front of riser and behind bow hand. Perfect.
79.) Swamp Fox - 03/27/2015
LOL...Here's another view. The vane isn't on his cheek, but I didn't notice the kisser on the jawbone before until I blew the pic up to 11...So yeah, he's good to go...:-)
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Edit 9/25/17: This photo appears to be deleted from the site.
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Edit 9/25/17: This photo appears to be deleted from the site.
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80.) Swamp Fox - 03/27/2015
"I don't always use cat whiskers instead of a peep sight, but when I do, I prefer to aim over them..."
81.) bluecat - 03/27/2015
LOL!
Take a look at how much string is actually in the nock.
Send it!
Take a look at how much string is actually in the nock.
Send it!
82.) bluecat - 03/27/2015
"I don't always get curly vane from contacting my cables but when I do it's because I torque the string, like this."
83.) Deerminator - 03/27/2015
Get a different release like the True Fires. They swivel so you can't torque the string.
Ya drew right passed your kisser button.
And what's your hand doing so far away from your face?
Looks like your draw length is way too long.
Get that bow off your knee.
What happen to your other arrows? yer miss'n 2.
The overdraw ain't really necessary. Get carbon arrows.
Hope you clear the window.:tu:
Ya drew right passed your kisser button.
And what's your hand doing so far away from your face?
Looks like your draw length is way too long.
Get that bow off your knee.
What happen to your other arrows? yer miss'n 2.
The overdraw ain't really necessary. Get carbon arrows.
Hope you clear the window.:tu:
84.) bluecat - 03/27/2015
Nineteen eighties overdraw system with aluminum arrows. Check. Vulcan death grip on riser and release. Check. Draw length too long. Check. Kisser button on side of face. Check. Noise suppressor mistaken for peep sight. Check. Imitating fall hunting scenario in the summer. Check. Bow comfortably stabilized against knee. Check. Absence of broadhead or field point. Check. Foam camo slippers. Check. Swarovski binoculars. "Priceless...Hey who took my binoculars? I had them on just a minute ago."
85.) Deerminator - 03/27/2015
Forget the bino's. If the critters are that far away, ya can't shootum anyhow.
86.) Deerminator - 03/27/2015
They are fantastic bino's buy the way.:wink
87.) bluecat - 03/27/2015
Broadhead, who needs a stinkin' broadhead?
88.) Swamp Fox - 11/30/2016
These two go together, but I don't know how to post Pinterest pictures here (privacy protocol). So I hope the links works, or this won't make much sense, LOL
[url]https://www.pinterest.com/pin/377880224958327356/[/url]
[url]https://www.pinterest.com/pin/351210470912907711/[/url]
Found this elsewhere all of a sudden, after trying unsuccessfully earlier; maybe lightning will strike twice and I'll get the other one, too:
"When the new technology came along, we didn't need the old stuff anymore."
[url]https://www.pinterest.com/pin/377880224958327356/[/url]
[url]https://www.pinterest.com/pin/351210470912907711/[/url]
Found this elsewhere all of a sudden, after trying unsuccessfully earlier; maybe lightning will strike twice and I'll get the other one, too:
"When the new technology came along, we didn't need the old stuff anymore."
89.) Swamp Fox - 11/30/2016
Man, I hope that hunting blind picture isn't gone permanently...I don't think it's on this laptop. Maybe the other one.
It was too good to lose.
If anyone has a pic or a link or even the company name, shoot it over to me.
It was too good to lose.
If anyone has a pic or a link or even the company name, shoot it over to me.
90.) Swamp Fox - 11/30/2016
It's in the slideshow here...I'm trying to figure out if I can save it for posterity in case the black box strikes again.
[url]http://www.realbark.com/[/url]
[url]http://www.realbark.com/[/url]
91.) Swamp Fox - 11/30/2016
Ha! I found it saved on my 'puter, and it's the full-length version for extra doofusness you can't see in the cropped picture at the website.
One day when I have patience enough to deal with Photobucket again, I might raise it from the archives! :grin:
One day when I have patience enough to deal with Photobucket again, I might raise it from the archives! :grin:
92.) bluecat - 11/30/2016
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;45712]It's in the slideshow here...I'm trying to figure out if I can save it for posterity in case the black box strikes again.
[url]http://www.realbark.com/[/url][/QUOTE]
Which pic is it? If you have Windows, there is a snipping tool that allows you to cut out an image and save it as an image (.jpg etc.)
[url]http://www.realbark.com/[/url][/QUOTE]
Which pic is it? If you have Windows, there is a snipping tool that allows you to cut out an image and save it as an image (.jpg etc.)
93.) bluecat - 11/30/2016
resurrected
94.) bluecat - 11/30/2016
I don't always illegally shoot squirrels out of a blind over bait in July, but when I do, I'm generally fairly successful. Stay thirsty my friends.
95.) Swamp Fox - 11/30/2016
:-)
You do good work.
[COLOR="#FF0000"]EDIT: 9/25/17--The pic is gone again. Photobucket issues. I'll reinsert where appropriate. Let's see if this works: [/COLOR]
You do good work.
[COLOR="#FF0000"]EDIT: 9/25/17--The pic is gone again. Photobucket issues. I'll reinsert where appropriate. Let's see if this works: [/COLOR]
96.) bluecat - 11/30/2016
Hey, I ain't no chimp...
97.) Swamp Fox - 11/30/2016
"So what you're saying is you think I need a better truck?"
98.) bluecat - 11/30/2016
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;45719]
[/QUOTE]
"Next year, I'll be using an electric mountain bike."
[/QUOTE]
"Next year, I'll be using an electric mountain bike."
99.) bluecat - 11/30/2016
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;45719]
[/QUOTE]
"It's really not that hard to do. You just drill a hole where you want the antlers to go and use lots of epoxy."
[/QUOTE]
"It's really not that hard to do. You just drill a hole where you want the antlers to go and use lots of epoxy."
100.) DParker - 11/30/2016
[QUOTE=bluecat;45718]Hey, I ain't no chimp...[/QUOTE]
<--- That's OK. Work hard and crack the books and you'll get there eventually.
<--- That's OK. Work hard and crack the books and you'll get there eventually.
101.) bluecat - 11/30/2016
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;45719]
[/QUOTE]
"Yeah, he is kinda ripe, I've been toting him around for a couple of weeks now."
[/QUOTE]
"Yeah, he is kinda ripe, I've been toting him around for a couple of weeks now."
102.) Swamp Fox - 11/30/2016
[QUOTE=bluecat;45720]"Next year, I'll be using an electric mountain bike."[/QUOTE]
LOL....
LOL....
103.) Swamp Fox - 11/30/2016
Hey, did anybody notice that when you quote a post with a pic lately, the pic no longer shows in the quote, without you having to erase the code yourself?
That kinda sucks. Most times you don't need the pic to appear with the quote, but it's nice to have the option.
That kinda sucks. Most times you don't need the pic to appear with the quote, but it's nice to have the option.
104.) bluecat - 11/30/2016
[QUOTE=DParker;45722]<--- That's OK. Work hard and crack the books and you'll get there eventually.[/QUOTE]
ouch
ouch
105.) DParker - 11/30/2016
[QUOTE=bluecat;45726]ouch[/QUOTE]
Quit your whining and get me a banana.
Quit your whining and get me a banana.
106.) bluecat - 11/30/2016
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;45719]
[/QUOTE]
"These old Fords just last and last."
[/QUOTE]
"These old Fords just last and last."
107.) bluecat - 11/30/2016
108.) Swamp Fox - 11/30/2016
Judges' ruling:
For captioning, these two can go together, or individually.
+
"When the new technology came along, we didn't need the old stuff anymore."
For captioning, these two can go together, or individually.
+
"When the new technology came along, we didn't need the old stuff anymore."
109.) DParker - 11/30/2016
[QUOTE=bluecat;45729]
[/QUOTE]
Those were happier times.
Those were happier times.
110.) Swamp Fox - 11/30/2016
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;45719]
[/QUOTE]
"And then the guy at the body shop said I should go back and get him, so I did!"
[/QUOTE]
"And then the guy at the body shop said I should go back and get him, so I did!"
111.) Swamp Fox - 11/30/2016
[QUOTE=DParker;45731]Those were happier times.[/QUOTE]
Who doesn't want to fall asleep hugging a banana?
Wait...
Who doesn't want to fall asleep hugging a banana?
Wait...
112.) crookedeye - 11/30/2016
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;45733]Who doesn't want to fall asleep hugging a banana?
Wait...[/QUOTE]
you still have time to delete youre commit before i say somthing...
Wait...[/QUOTE]
you still have time to delete youre commit before i say somthing...
113.) Swamp Fox - 11/30/2016
I went back and put the new pic into my posts where I knew the pic and the text matched. There are one or two different angles I used to have but don't any longer, apparently, so any post(s) that references those I left alone.
If anyone wants to insert the new image in their old posts so new readers aren't lost, that would be great...:wink
I know we have new people coming through here every day...LOL
If anyone wants to insert the new image in their old posts so new readers aren't lost, that would be great...:wink
I know we have new people coming through here every day...LOL
114.) Swamp Fox - 11/30/2016
[QUOTE=crookedeye;45734]you still have time to delete youre commit before i say somthing...[/QUOTE]
LOL...
LOL...
115.) crookedeye - 12/01/2016
i lost my rangefinder in a cornfield a few weeks back..had my climber, binos ,bow..plus my back was killin me that day..i figured i was half way threw the cornfield and thought i'd better take a leak before i got to my stand,plus my new rock climbing harness was hanging around my ankles and had to stop to pull it up, thats when i think i lost it.. went back the next day..its a good half mile walk threw the corn..and i dont no how but i found it on my 2nd pass threw the corn rolls.
i thought i would share that...always believe...
i thought i would share that...always believe...
116.) Swamp Fox - 12/01/2016
Excellent....
But I thought corn rolls was a hair-do AND a breakfast food.
Tell us how you like the rock harness, and help me locate the Christmas music thread I put so much effort into last year...LOL
Plus I need your pierogie recipe...
Make yerself useful.
But I thought corn rolls was a hair-do AND a breakfast food.
Tell us how you like the rock harness, and help me locate the Christmas music thread I put so much effort into last year...LOL
Plus I need your pierogie recipe...
Make yerself useful.
117.) crookedeye - 12/01/2016
you are going to have to wait for martina when its appropiate...
118.) Swamp Fox - 12/01/2016
Hey, I hope I don't hear any Christmas music until maybe the 20th...I just can't find last year's thread. I had some good stuff on it.
At least I like to think so...LOL
At least I like to think so...LOL
119.) crookedeye - 12/01/2016
i think i remember you where the one that wanted christmas music after the 25th...remember after the 25th its over.. so enjoy it until then...
120.) Swamp Fox - 12/01/2016
[QUOTE=crookedeye;45743]i think i remember you where the one that wanted christmas music after the 25th...[/QUOTE]
That's because I know what the Twelve Days of Christmas are...LOL...:wink
So quit squirmin' and cough up that pierogie recipe...
That's because I know what the Twelve Days of Christmas are...LOL...:wink
So quit squirmin' and cough up that pierogie recipe...
121.) crookedeye - 12/01/2016
...,
122.) Swamp Fox - 12/01/2016
LOL...
You bastard!
You bastard!
123.) bluecat - 12/01/2016
I hate it when my chestnuts gets roasted.
124.) Swamp Fox - 12/01/2016
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;45730] .
[/QUOTE]
"Alexa, which way to the saloon?"
[/QUOTE]
"Alexa, which way to the saloon?"
125.) DParker - 12/01/2016
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;45748]"Alexa, which way to the saloon?"[/QUOTE]
NOW you're getting the hang of technology.
NOW you're getting the hang of technology.
126.) bluecat - 12/01/2016
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;45730]
[/QUOTE]
"Honey, I'm going to be a little late. I'm up to my ass in elk skulls right now."
[/QUOTE]
"Honey, I'm going to be a little late. I'm up to my ass in elk skulls right now."
127.) Swamp Fox - 12/01/2016
"You know what I get tired of? Everybody asking where I got the cap for my jeep."
128.) Swamp Fox - 12/01/2016
"What jeep?"
129.) bluecat - 12/01/2016
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;45730]
[/QUOTE]
Phtt, possession limit, schmession limit.
[/QUOTE]
Phtt, possession limit, schmession limit.
130.) Swamp Fox - 12/01/2016
"And then six clowns get out of this little jeep and start shooting!"
131.) bluecat - 12/01/2016
"shotgun!"
132.) Swamp Fox - 12/01/2016
"What really sold me on this vehicle were the cup-holders."
133.) bluecat - 12/01/2016
"My other vehicle is a Bronco."
134.) Swamp Fox - 12/01/2016
LOL...
135.) bluecat - 12/01/2016
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;45681]
[/QUOTE]
"I bet you get a free bowl of soup with that hat."
[/QUOTE]
"I bet you get a free bowl of soup with that hat."
136.) bluecat - 12/01/2016
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;45681]
[/QUOTE]
"No, I said I needed a little dough - cash, money, moolah, you idiot!"
[/QUOTE]
"No, I said I needed a little dough - cash, money, moolah, you idiot!"
137.) bluecat - 12/01/2016
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;45681]
[/QUOTE]
[B]Ned[/B]: "You see that Winchester there? Why I bet I could hit that squirrels nest in the oak tree nine out of 10 times.
Well, at least 4 out of 5 times. Most days.
Do you see the squirrels nest?"
[B]Frank[/B]: "You mean the hop hornbeam?"
[B]Ned[/B]: "That's not a hop hornbeam."
[B]Frank[/B]: "It most certainly is."
"Do you see how the leaves are pinnately compound with each leaflet containing 3 lanceolate leaves."
[B]Ned[/B]: "No, it's an oak."
[B]Frank[/B]: "Oak trees have simple leaves that are round or bristle tipped.
Hop hornbeams have smooth bark where oaks are more rough."
[B]Ned[/B]: "Well, I bet I could hit that squirrels nest."
[B]Frank[/B]: "Nevertheless, the trajectory of a heavy 30-30 bullet would never allow you to accurately hit that nest at that distance.
You would have to aim 3 feet above that nest to even be close."
[B]Ned[/B]: "Well, I bet I could hit that squirrels nest."
...
[/QUOTE]
[B]Ned[/B]: "You see that Winchester there? Why I bet I could hit that squirrels nest in the oak tree nine out of 10 times.
Well, at least 4 out of 5 times. Most days.
Do you see the squirrels nest?"
[B]Frank[/B]: "You mean the hop hornbeam?"
[B]Ned[/B]: "That's not a hop hornbeam."
[B]Frank[/B]: "It most certainly is."
"Do you see how the leaves are pinnately compound with each leaflet containing 3 lanceolate leaves."
[B]Ned[/B]: "No, it's an oak."
[B]Frank[/B]: "Oak trees have simple leaves that are round or bristle tipped.
Hop hornbeams have smooth bark where oaks are more rough."
[B]Ned[/B]: "Well, I bet I could hit that squirrels nest."
[B]Frank[/B]: "Nevertheless, the trajectory of a heavy 30-30 bullet would never allow you to accurately hit that nest at that distance.
You would have to aim 3 feet above that nest to even be close."
[B]Ned[/B]: "Well, I bet I could hit that squirrels nest."
...
138.) Swamp Fox - 12/01/2016
LOL...
"Someday all this will be yours, lad."
"Someday all this will be yours, lad."
139.) bluecat - 12/01/2016
"but I don't want any of that. I want, I want, I want to..."
140.) Swamp Fox - 12/01/2016
"Stop that, stop that!. You're not going into a song while I'm here!"
LOL
LOL
141.) bluecat - 12/01/2016
:ach:
142.) DParker - 12/02/2016
[QUOTE=bluecat;45775][B]Ned[/B]: "You see that Winchester there? Why I bet I could hit that squirrels nest in the oak tree nine out of 10 times.
Well, at least 4 out of 5 times. Most days.
Do you see the squirrels nest?"
[B]Frank[/B]: "You mean the hop hornbeam?"
[B]Ned[/B]: "That's not a hop hornbeam."
[B]Frank[/B]: "It most certainly is."
"Do you see how the leaves are pinnately compound with each leaflet containing 3 lanceolate leaves."
[B]Ned[/B]: "No, it's an oak."
[B]Frank[/B]: "Oak trees have simple leaves that are round or bristle tipped.
Hop hornbeams have smooth bark where oaks are more rough."
[B]Ned[/B]: "Well, I bet I could hit that squirrels nest."
[B]Frank[/B]: "Nevertheless, the trajectory of a heavy 30-30 bullet would never allow you to accurately hit that nest at that distance.
You would have to aim 3 feet above that nest to even be close."
[B]Ned[/B]: "Well, I bet I could hit that squirrels nest."
...[/QUOTE]
Oh, sure...an African hop hornbeam, maybe. But not a European hop hornbeam, that's my point.
Well, at least 4 out of 5 times. Most days.
Do you see the squirrels nest?"
[B]Frank[/B]: "You mean the hop hornbeam?"
[B]Ned[/B]: "That's not a hop hornbeam."
[B]Frank[/B]: "It most certainly is."
"Do you see how the leaves are pinnately compound with each leaflet containing 3 lanceolate leaves."
[B]Ned[/B]: "No, it's an oak."
[B]Frank[/B]: "Oak trees have simple leaves that are round or bristle tipped.
Hop hornbeams have smooth bark where oaks are more rough."
[B]Ned[/B]: "Well, I bet I could hit that squirrels nest."
[B]Frank[/B]: "Nevertheless, the trajectory of a heavy 30-30 bullet would never allow you to accurately hit that nest at that distance.
You would have to aim 3 feet above that nest to even be close."
[B]Ned[/B]: "Well, I bet I could hit that squirrels nest."
...[/QUOTE]
Oh, sure...an African hop hornbeam, maybe. But not a European hop hornbeam, that's my point.
143.) Swamp Fox - 05/16/2017
[url]http://www.cosmopolitan.com/style-beauty/fashion/a9658476/mens-rompers-twitter-reaction/[/url]
[SIZE=3][B]"Dude..."[/B][/SIZE]
144.) DParker - 05/16/2017
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;48860][SIZE=3][B]"Dude..."[/B][/SIZE][/QUOTE]
I see no evidence to support that assertion.
I see no evidence to support that assertion.
145.) Swamp Fox - 05/16/2017
LOL...
So many captions right here :laugh::
So many captions right here :laugh::
146.) bluecat - 05/16/2017
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;48860]
[/QUOTE]
"Gay..I mean, yeah us."
[/QUOTE]
"Gay..I mean, yeah us."
147.) bluecat - 05/16/2017
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;48860]
[/QUOTE]
"Catch us if you can."
[/QUOTE]
"Catch us if you can."
148.) bluecat - 05/16/2017
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;48860]
[/QUOTE]
"Our quads are real and they're spectacular."
[/QUOTE]
"Our quads are real and they're spectacular."
149.) bluecat - 05/16/2017
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;48860]
[/QUOTE]
"That Chad, he's such a prankster."
[/QUOTE]
"That Chad, he's such a prankster."
150.) Swamp Fox - 05/16/2017
"I don't know...A shorty robe is just so...2009..."
151.) Swamp Fox - 05/16/2017
[QUOTE=bluecat;48867]"Catch us if you can."[/QUOTE]
LOL---+3
LOL---+3
152.) DParker - 05/16/2017
crookedeye's head must be exploding.
153.) bluecat - 05/16/2017
"This is our year of 'yes'. :dig:"
154.) bluecat - 05/16/2017
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;48860]
[/QUOTE]
"This is our year of 'yes'." :dig:"
[/QUOTE]
"This is our year of 'yes'." :dig:"
155.) bluecat - 05/16/2017
"Oh it be so."
156.) Swamp Fox - 05/16/2017
"Bluecat, I think you just like re-posting that picture over and over."
LOL....:p
LOL....:p
157.) bluecat - 05/16/2017
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;48860]
[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;48876]"Bluecat, I think you just like re-posting that picture over and over."
LOL....:p[/QUOTE]
"Here's to no more mean people."
[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;48876]"Bluecat, I think you just like re-posting that picture over and over."
LOL....:p[/QUOTE]
"Here's to no more mean people."
158.) Swamp Fox - 05/16/2017
:-)
"Say!...Can't we all just get along?"
"Say!...Can't we all just get along?"
159.) Swamp Fox - 05/16/2017
"What's so funny about peace, love and understanding?"
LOL
LOL
160.) bluecat - 05/16/2017
161.) bluecat - 05/16/2017
The more I think about it, maybe the guy who designed those shirts that you don't tuck designed the romper for men.
I can't imagine how many years it would take to develop something like that. How was he able to split time between his tuckless shirts and the R & D involved with the romper?
162.) Swamp Fox - 05/16/2017
Not that many years, but a lot of dorm room pizza and Angry Birds. It's four business school students behind it...You should read the Kickstarter page. They're raising money, and well above goal.
No word on whether the donations are being made ironically...
No word on whether the donations are being made ironically...
163.) bluecat - 05/16/2017
So what colors have you picked out?
164.) Swamp Fox - 05/16/2017
So far, the paint splatter seems the most festive if I don't go with the "straight" pink, but I think I might hold out for a tie-dyed with a lot of cyan and magenta...
165.) Swamp Fox - 07/17/2017
"I don't always pose for magazine articles about shooting tips, but when I do I make sure to have medical personnel standing by."
*****
This was in a recent, very slick magazine and I assume this picture is of the author, a former Rangers sniper team leader, who was also the photographer (or at least he was given credit for the photography). I don't think there's any way the camera angle is making it look a lot worse than it really is.
The article also shows a rifle barrel resting on a tree limb for support while aiming, and if you are skimming you might miss where the author says don't do that. There's no such warning about crawling your stock, which I find basically impossible not to do from a sitting position as pictured.
I basically had a flashback, sharp pain and saw stars again when I came across this pic, but tell me if you think I'm all wet about looking cockeyed at it. It would be less of a head-scratcher (head-clutcher?) for me if this came from a youtube video by some tacticool kid trying to land a hunting show, but here we are.
And don't forget to leave a caption...LOL
166.) Swamp Fox - 07/17/2017
BTW, that is the best image I could find. The magazine photo is much clearer, and larger. There's no way his eyebrow is any farther from the rim of his scope tube than an inch-and-a-half, and maybe not even that.
167.) Swamp Fox - 09/25/2017
"Second off, you're gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Eldridge Cleaver over here?"
168.) bluecat - 09/25/2017
"I don't always go to a pawn store to pick out my afternoon 'I'm angry at stuff' wardrobe. But when I do, I choose to try and look like a disheveled ninja turtle."
169.) Swamp Fox - 09/25/2017
"Old bong water is a dreads rinse AND a form of birth control!"
170.) bluecat - 09/25/2017
"I hope this line continues to move or I'll be late for my physics exam."
171.) Swamp Fox - 09/25/2017
"When this riot is over, I'm getting on ArcheryTalk to ask about new arrows."
172.) bluecat - 09/25/2017
"So many marches, so little time."
173.) Swamp Fox - 09/25/2017
"I bought the flak jacket with the nut protection because I was getting a bad case of string slap."
174.) bluecat - 09/25/2017
"Thank God for crock pots. Who knows how long I'll be dodging canister bombs?"
175.) Swamp Fox - 09/25/2017
"Hell yeah it's legal! It doesn't have the shoulder thing that goes up. GFY, you fascist."
176.) bluecat - 09/25/2017
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;51875]
"Second off, you're gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Eldridge Cleaver over here?"[/QUOTE]
Thrift store pants: check. Unidentifiable weapon to illustrate power and conviction: check. Illegible infantile tattoo art on arm: check. Hipster dufus haircut: check. Stern expression: check. Positioned next to oppressed black guy: check. Shoulder bag full of movie rentals that were due two months ago: check. Complete lack of constitutional history and understanding: check. Deep seated realization of failure: check.
"Second off, you're gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Eldridge Cleaver over here?"[/QUOTE]
Thrift store pants: check. Unidentifiable weapon to illustrate power and conviction: check. Illegible infantile tattoo art on arm: check. Hipster dufus haircut: check. Stern expression: check. Positioned next to oppressed black guy: check. Shoulder bag full of movie rentals that were due two months ago: check. Complete lack of constitutional history and understanding: check. Deep seated realization of failure: check.
177.) DParker - 09/25/2017
LOL! I've been seeing the uncropped version of that one popping up on forums all over the 'net, and I've already read so many good comments on it that I wouldn't be able to come up with anything funny that wasn't a rip-off of what I've already read others saying.
I will say that I do like the mish-mash of what appear to be unmatched wooden arrows for that compound bow. Maybe each one has a different functional tip for different missions (exploding, poison, etc). He's an operator, alright.
I will say that I do like the mish-mash of what appear to be unmatched wooden arrows for that compound bow. Maybe each one has a different functional tip for different missions (exploding, poison, etc). He's an operator, alright.
178.) Swamp Fox - 09/25/2017
[QUOTE=DParker;51885]LOL! I've been seeing the uncropped version of that one popping up on forums all over the 'net ... [/QUOTE]
Let me guess: the guy on the right is texting "Look at this lame-ass cracker!" and the guy on the left is thinking, "Rosa Parks never had to put up with this shit."
I've only seen the pic on one short Twitter thread, so hopefully my commentary remains fresh.
Let me guess: the guy on the right is texting "Look at this lame-ass cracker!" and the guy on the left is thinking, "Rosa Parks never had to put up with this shit."
I've only seen the pic on one short Twitter thread, so hopefully my commentary remains fresh.
179.) DParker - 09/25/2017
180.) Swamp Fox - 09/25/2017
Who's the lead singer, do you think? Or maybe they do harmonies?
181.) Swamp Fox - 09/25/2017
"We wanna thank y'all for coming out tonight. We're gonna play one more set, and we've got copies of our first CD and some merch back there in the back back there. You've been a terrific audience! We'll be back next Tuesday night! One, two, three, four ...!"
182.) Swamp Fox - 09/25/2017
"Album cover art has gone way downhill since the 70s."
183.) DParker - 09/25/2017
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;51888]Who's the lead singer, do you think?[/QUOTE]
I'm going to go with the Bob Marley wannabe with the AR.
I'm going to go with the Bob Marley wannabe with the AR.
184.) Swamp Fox - 09/25/2017
LOL ... Bob Marley would have never worn black socks with shorts.
I'm going with the guy castrationally carrying ...
I'm going with the guy castrationally carrying ...
185.) Swamp Fox - 09/25/2017
"We're out here protesting how oppressive this country is. Gotta show ID to vote. Can't smoke inside the building. And God forbid I want a medium-rare hamburger!"
186.) bluecat - 09/25/2017
"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome The Village Idiots."
187.) Swamp Fox - 09/25/2017
"*[B]Amongst[/B]* our musical influences are such diverse elements as Green Day, Nickelback, Phish, The Dave Matthews Band, The Black Eyed Peas ... and Vanilla Ice."
188.) DParker - 09/25/2017
Oops...apparently Silent Bob was there too.
AR t-shirt guy looks like he's mentally working out in which order to kill every one of them with his bare hands..or maybe the bill of his cap...if things get froggy.
AR t-shirt guy looks like he's mentally working out in which order to kill every one of them with his bare hands..or maybe the bill of his cap...if things get froggy.
189.) Swamp Fox - 09/25/2017
"Huh. I never noticed how cool these feathers are before. Maybe if I keep looking at them, that big guy won't notice me."
190.) Swamp Fox - 09/25/2017
"Well, that one in the center: he had a freakin' youth Mathews and he was in no itchin' hurry. And the one second from the left: he had scared eyes, he wasn't gonna do nothin'. But that one on the far left: he had crazy eyes. Figured him to make the first move."
191.) bluecat - 09/25/2017
LOL!
192.) DParker - 09/25/2017
They forgot this guy:
193.) DParker - 09/25/2017
The best name I've seen for PLO shotgun boy is "Ginger Arafat".
194.) Swamp Fox - 09/25/2017
LOL ... That's good.
195.) Swamp Fox - 09/25/2017
[QUOTE=DParker;51900]They forgot this guy:
[/QUOTE]
"This is genius. I have to capture this for global distribution, and posterity. I hope Grandma's making baloney sandwiches and chips for me again tonight."
[/QUOTE]"This is genius. I have to capture this for global distribution, and posterity. I hope Grandma's making baloney sandwiches and chips for me again tonight."
196.) Swamp Fox - 09/25/2017
"I don't remember what this stabilizer is called, but I call it Bruce. It reminds me of my old boyfriend."
197.) Swamp Fox - 09/25/2017
"Someday I hope to have the bowhunting skills of my dad. Girls only want boyfriends with great skills."
198.) bluecat - 09/25/2017
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;51904][/quote]
Thrift store pants, fifty cents. Pawn shop bow with 3 mismatched arrows, 60.00. Army surplus neck gaiter, bullet proof thingy, 20.00. Being able to protest the very country and the patriots before me that afforded me the freedoms and liberty to create a life for me and my man lover, priceless.
[/quote]Thrift store pants, fifty cents. Pawn shop bow with 3 mismatched arrows, 60.00. Army surplus neck gaiter, bullet proof thingy, 20.00. Being able to protest the very country and the patriots before me that afforded me the freedoms and liberty to create a life for me and my man lover, priceless.
199.) Swamp Fox - 09/25/2017
Bluecat, for old time's sake, you might want to try to remember what your pic in Post 102 was. I had to do more maintenance with the Shooting House Doofus.
200.) Swamp Fox - 09/25/2017
[B][SIZE=3][COLOR="#FF0000"]"Someday I hope to have the bowhunting skills of my dad. Girls only want boyfriends with great skills."
[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]
201.) Swamp Fox - 09/26/2017
"Spooning Leads To Forking"
202.) Swamp Fox - 09/26/2017
"Sex Appeal"
203.) bluecat - 09/26/2017
"I'm sorry if it hurts your feelings, but your family is fruity."
204.) DParker - 09/26/2017
[video=youtube;dIVc-cH_3j0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIVc-cH_3j0[/video]
205.) Swamp Fox - 09/26/2017
"That's a fine piece of potassium."
206.) bluecat - 09/26/2017
You're getting a little fresh.
207.) bluecat - 09/26/2017
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;51912]"Sex Appeal"[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;51916]"That's a fine piece of potassium."[/QUOTE]
I see what you did there.
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;51916]"That's a fine piece of potassium."[/QUOTE]
I see what you did there.
208.) bluecat - 09/26/2017
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;51911]
[/QUOTE]
Don't worry about it. You are under a lot of stress. I still love you.
[/QUOTE]
Don't worry about it. You are under a lot of stress. I still love you.
209.) Swamp Fox - 09/26/2017
"I just feel like sometimes a banana should just be a banana..."
210.) Swamp Fox - 09/26/2017
"If you ever split, I'd miss you a bunch."
"That's sweet."
"That's sweet."
211.) bluecat - 09/26/2017
"Cheer up, I think Foster is nice name."
212.) Swamp Fox - 09/26/2017
“C’mon, babe. I’m pudding effort into this relationship right now. Uh-huh.”
213.) bluecat - 09/26/2017
"Once you go black..."
214.) Swamp Fox - 09/26/2017
LOL ... +3
215.) bluecat - 09/26/2017
"Just because your father has age spots doesn't necessarily mean you will get them."
216.) bluecat - 09/27/2017
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;51911]
[/QUOTE]
"Honey, I understand the 'Magilla Gorilla" jokes hurt, but that bunch that teases you are so green."
[/QUOTE]
"Honey, I understand the 'Magilla Gorilla" jokes hurt, but that bunch that teases you are so green."
217.) Swamp Fox - 09/27/2017
"I'm glad you feel that you can trust me. Another daiquiri?"
218.) bluecat - 09/27/2017
"You're saying your sister's name is Fofanna? Oh, pa lease!"
219.) Swamp Fox - 09/27/2017
There's a cream pie joke in here somewhere but after more than 24 hours, damned if I can come up with it ... LOL
220.) bluecat - 09/27/2017
"I know what would cheer you up. This sundae, you and a couple of your fruity friends get together and go boating."
221.) Swamp Fox - 10/26/2017
"Does anyone here know how to drive a stick?"
222.) bluecat - 10/26/2017
"What was that Bill, you say you need to stop at a gas station? We just got gas a few miles back."
223.) Swamp Fox - 10/26/2017
LOL ...
"What do you mean you're out of Swisher Sweets already?"
"What do you mean you're out of Swisher Sweets already?"
224.) Swamp Fox - 06/24/2022
Alright, y'all have had four and a half years off ...That's almost time for a college education if you're one of today's yutes ...
I'm bringin' it back, minus the requirement you have a clever comment or caption, which might have been holding us back ... :wink
Now I want maximum participation, and trophies for everyone!
I'm bringin' it back, minus the requirement you have a clever comment or caption, which might have been holding us back ... :wink
Now I want maximum participation, and trophies for everyone!
225.) Swamp Fox - 06/24/2022
This is spectacular. Imagine all the meetings in the middle ...
226.) Swamp Fox - 06/24/2022
[QUOTE]Stari Most in Mostar, Bosnia and Herzegovina
For 427 years the Mostar Bridge stood strong, despite the belief that its original mortar was composed of egg whites. Truth is, not much is known about the 16th-century construction of this bridge in what is now known as Bosnia and Herzegovina. All that remains in historical records are memories and legends and the name of the bridge's builder, Mimar Hayruddin. He was charged by Suleiman the Magnificent to build an unprecedentedly wide arch, and threatened with death if the structure failed. Hayruddin is said to have been so unsure of his creation that he made funeral preparations before the scaffolding was removed.
Luckily (and much to the builder's probable relief), the arch remained intact. Suspended nearly 80 feet above the Neretva River, the highest point of the bridge's arch rose an additional 39.5 feet. Upon its completion in 1566, it was the widest arch ever built, stretching 90 feet across. The bridge was compared by one explorer to 'a rainbow arch soaring up to the skies.'
Known locally as Stari Most, or 'Old Bridge,' it was finally brought down in November 1993 after being hit by a barrage of shells in a targeted attack during the Bosnian War. Considered a treasure of Bosnian Islamic architecture, its destruction by Croatian forces was condemned around the world. Scholars referred to the act as an attempt at 'killing memory.' Due to the cultural significance of the bridge in the Mostar region, plans to rebuild it as accurately as possible began at the war's end. The reconstructed bridge was unveiled to the public in 2004. Used for normal daily activities, the bridge also has history as a popular spot for annual diving competitions.----- Bing Image 6/23/22[/QUOTE] .......
For 427 years the Mostar Bridge stood strong, despite the belief that its original mortar was composed of egg whites. Truth is, not much is known about the 16th-century construction of this bridge in what is now known as Bosnia and Herzegovina. All that remains in historical records are memories and legends and the name of the bridge's builder, Mimar Hayruddin. He was charged by Suleiman the Magnificent to build an unprecedentedly wide arch, and threatened with death if the structure failed. Hayruddin is said to have been so unsure of his creation that he made funeral preparations before the scaffolding was removed.
Luckily (and much to the builder's probable relief), the arch remained intact. Suspended nearly 80 feet above the Neretva River, the highest point of the bridge's arch rose an additional 39.5 feet. Upon its completion in 1566, it was the widest arch ever built, stretching 90 feet across. The bridge was compared by one explorer to 'a rainbow arch soaring up to the skies.'
Known locally as Stari Most, or 'Old Bridge,' it was finally brought down in November 1993 after being hit by a barrage of shells in a targeted attack during the Bosnian War. Considered a treasure of Bosnian Islamic architecture, its destruction by Croatian forces was condemned around the world. Scholars referred to the act as an attempt at 'killing memory.' Due to the cultural significance of the bridge in the Mostar region, plans to rebuild it as accurately as possible began at the war's end. The reconstructed bridge was unveiled to the public in 2004. Used for normal daily activities, the bridge also has history as a popular spot for annual diving competitions.----- Bing Image 6/23/22[/QUOTE] .......
227.) Swamp Fox - 06/24/2022
I would ordinarily tip-toe to the middle of a skinny little bridge like that, 120 feet in the air built in 1566 (with egg whites! LOL), but I'd be hot-footin' it to meet a girl I liked ... LOL
228.) Swamp Fox - 06/24/2022
This would be a most excellent place to shoot Luv2 out of a cannon.
If we ever get the chance again...
If we ever get the chance again...
229.) bluecat - 06/24/2022
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;51911]
[/QUOTE]
"Um, honey, is that a banana in your pajamas or are you just enjoying yourself".
[/QUOTE]
"Um, honey, is that a banana in your pajamas or are you just enjoying yourself".
230.) bluecat - 06/24/2022
[QUOTE]Stari Most in Mostar, Bosnia and Herzegovina
For 427 years the Mostar Bridge stood strong, despite the belief that its original mortar was composed of egg whites. Truth is, not much is known about the 16th-century construction of this bridge in what is now known as Bosnia and Herzegovina. All that remains in historical records are memories and legends and the name of the bridge's builder, Mimar Hayruddin. He was charged by Suleiman the Magnificent to build an unprecedentedly wide arch, and threatened with death if the structure failed. Hayruddin is said to have been so unsure of his creation that he made funeral preparations before the scaffolding was removed.
Luckily (and much to the builder's probable relief), the arch remained intact. Suspended nearly 80 feet above the Neretva River, the highest point of the bridge's arch rose an additional 39.5 feet. Upon its completion in 1566, it was the widest arch ever built, stretching 90 feet across. The bridge was compared by one explorer to 'a rainbow arch soaring up to the skies.'
Known locally as Stari Most, or 'Old Bridge,' it was finally brought down in November 1993 after being hit by a barrage of shells in a targeted attack during the Bosnian War. Considered a treasure of Bosnian Islamic architecture, its destruction by Croatian forces was condemned around the world. Scholars referred to the act as an attempt at 'killing memory.' Due to the cultural significance of the bridge in the Mostar region, plans to rebuild it as accurately as possible began at the war's end. The reconstructed bridge was unveiled to the public in 2004. Used for normal daily activities, the bridge also has history as a popular spot for annual diving competitions.----- Bing Image 6/23/22[/QUOTE]
The first bridge was bombed by Croatian forces. So we built another one. It fell down and then was bombed by Croatian forces. So we built another one. It fell down, sank into the swamp and then was bombed by Croatian forces. But the fourth one...
For 427 years the Mostar Bridge stood strong, despite the belief that its original mortar was composed of egg whites. Truth is, not much is known about the 16th-century construction of this bridge in what is now known as Bosnia and Herzegovina. All that remains in historical records are memories and legends and the name of the bridge's builder, Mimar Hayruddin. He was charged by Suleiman the Magnificent to build an unprecedentedly wide arch, and threatened with death if the structure failed. Hayruddin is said to have been so unsure of his creation that he made funeral preparations before the scaffolding was removed.
Luckily (and much to the builder's probable relief), the arch remained intact. Suspended nearly 80 feet above the Neretva River, the highest point of the bridge's arch rose an additional 39.5 feet. Upon its completion in 1566, it was the widest arch ever built, stretching 90 feet across. The bridge was compared by one explorer to 'a rainbow arch soaring up to the skies.'
Known locally as Stari Most, or 'Old Bridge,' it was finally brought down in November 1993 after being hit by a barrage of shells in a targeted attack during the Bosnian War. Considered a treasure of Bosnian Islamic architecture, its destruction by Croatian forces was condemned around the world. Scholars referred to the act as an attempt at 'killing memory.' Due to the cultural significance of the bridge in the Mostar region, plans to rebuild it as accurately as possible began at the war's end. The reconstructed bridge was unveiled to the public in 2004. Used for normal daily activities, the bridge also has history as a popular spot for annual diving competitions.----- Bing Image 6/23/22[/QUOTE]
The first bridge was bombed by Croatian forces. So we built another one. It fell down and then was bombed by Croatian forces. So we built another one. It fell down, sank into the swamp and then was bombed by Croatian forces. But the fourth one...
231.) bluecat - 06/24/2022
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;51911]
[/QUOTE]
A little bend is no big deal. A lot of guys have that.
[/QUOTE]
A little bend is no big deal. A lot of guys have that.
232.) bluecat - 06/24/2022
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;51908]
[/QUOTE]
"It's been a long time since I was in Boy Scouts, is it three under or split?"
[/QUOTE]"It's been a long time since I was in Boy Scouts, is it three under or split?"
233.) bluecat - 06/24/2022
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;51911]
[/QUOTE]
"Honey, no, I have to be up early in the morning to help with breakfast."
[/QUOTE]
"Honey, no, I have to be up early in the morning to help with breakfast."
234.) bluecat - 06/24/2022
[QUOTE=bluecat;45715]
resurrected[/QUOTE]
"Yuup! If those losers at Storage Wars could see me now."
resurrected[/QUOTE]
"Yuup! If those losers at Storage Wars could see me now."
235.) bluecat - 06/24/2022
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;29832]
[/QUOTE]
"Sweetie, we talked about this. No public affection, right?"
[/QUOTE]
"Sweetie, we talked about this. No public affection, right?"
236.) bluecat - 06/24/2022
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;29143]It doesn’t have to be hunting- or outdoors-related, but such pictures are welcome. Post your captions for pictures as they are posted-- as well as your pictures begging for captions--- along with any social commentary you feel compelled to share.
[B]I’ll post the first picture. When you run out of captions for this one, post a new picture for us to work on. LOL
[/B]
This one is from Peterson’s Bowhunting 2015 Gear Guide. I know some girls who like Rascal Flatts. That’s about all I can say about them without using bad words. This article was trying to associate singer Gary LeVox with “country” (attitude, lifestyle and music) in a promotion for Mossy Oak’s new Breakup Country camo pattern. (BTW: Thank you, MO, for another dense, overly complicated pattern that only qualifies as camo in staged advertising photo shoots with just the right light and background :re:).
I don’t believe Gary LeVox and Rascal Flatts would know “country” if it bit them in the ass, despite the party line that he went to school "in the middle of a cornfield" and really can shoot a bow. For God’s sake, the article begins with him running into the “posh” Parlour 4 Beauty Salon (ooh-la-la) “breathlessly” and apologizing to his “personal stylist” for running late. :omg: :bang:
[SIZE=4][COLOR="#FF0000"]So my first caption for this photo is: “Thay, thailor! Does this camo make me look country?”
[/[/COLOR]SIZE][/QUOTE]
I was irrelevant when this article first posted.
[B]I’ll post the first picture. When you run out of captions for this one, post a new picture for us to work on. LOL
[/B]
This one is from Peterson’s Bowhunting 2015 Gear Guide. I know some girls who like Rascal Flatts. That’s about all I can say about them without using bad words. This article was trying to associate singer Gary LeVox with “country” (attitude, lifestyle and music) in a promotion for Mossy Oak’s new Breakup Country camo pattern. (BTW: Thank you, MO, for another dense, overly complicated pattern that only qualifies as camo in staged advertising photo shoots with just the right light and background :re:).
I don’t believe Gary LeVox and Rascal Flatts would know “country” if it bit them in the ass, despite the party line that he went to school "in the middle of a cornfield" and really can shoot a bow. For God’s sake, the article begins with him running into the “posh” Parlour 4 Beauty Salon (ooh-la-la) “breathlessly” and apologizing to his “personal stylist” for running late. :omg: :bang:
[SIZE=4][COLOR="#FF0000"]So my first caption for this photo is: “Thay, thailor! Does this camo make me look country?”
[/[/COLOR]SIZE][/QUOTE]
I was irrelevant when this article first posted.
237.) bluecat - 06/24/2022
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;29143]
[/QUOTE]
I was irrelevent at the height of my career.
[/QUOTE]I was irrelevent at the height of my career.
238.) bluecat - 06/24/2022
[QUOTE][url]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/59/Grabill_-_Hunting_Deer.jpg[/url][/QUOTE]
1111
1111
239.) bluecat - 06/24/2022
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;29143][/QUOTE]
"Whoa Whoa Whoa, Duck Dynasty is still 100 years in the future."
[SIZE=4][COLOR="#FF0000"]So my first caption for this photo is: “Thay, thailor! Does this camo make me look country?”
[/[/COLOR]SIZE][/QUOTE]
[/QUOTE]"Whoa Whoa Whoa, Duck Dynasty is still 100 years in the future."
[SIZE=4][COLOR="#FF0000"]So my first caption for this photo is: “Thay, thailor! Does this camo make me look country?”
[/[/COLOR]SIZE][/QUOTE]
240.) bluecat - 06/24/2022
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;29143]
So my first caption for this photo is: “Thay, thailor! Does this camo make me look country?”
[/QUOTE]
lol!
So my first caption for this photo is: “Thay, thailor! Does this camo make me look country?”
[/QUOTE]
lol!
241.) bluecat - 06/24/2022
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;67163]This would be a most excellent place to shoot Luv2 out of a cannon.
If we ever get the chance again...[/QUOTE]
I bet he still has nightmares whenever he sees a picture of a clown or a circus
If we ever get the chance again...[/QUOTE]
I bet he still has nightmares whenever he sees a picture of a clown or a circus
242.) bluecat - 06/24/2022
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;51904]
[/QUOTE]
"I lost my right to abort my baby today. Those bastards!"
[/QUOTE]
"I lost my right to abort my baby today. Those bastards!"
243.) Swamp Fox - 06/24/2022
LOL ...
You've gone above and beyond ... :wink:grin:
You've gone above and beyond ... :wink:grin:
244.) bluecat - 06/24/2022
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;29143]
[/QUOTE]
If my next album goes the way I think it will, I'm getting calf implants.
[/QUOTE]If my next album goes the way I think it will, I'm getting calf implants.
245.) bluecat - 06/24/2022
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;67163]This would be a most excellent place to shoot Luv2
out of with a cannon.
If we ever get the chance again...[/QUOTE]
fify
out of with a cannon.
If we ever get the chance again...[/QUOTE]
fify
246.) bluecat - 06/24/2022
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;67185]LOL ...
You've gone above and beyond ... :wink:grin:[/QUOTE]
That's what they said to Buzz Lightyear.
You've gone above and beyond ... :wink:grin:[/QUOTE]
That's what they said to Buzz Lightyear.
247.) Swamp Fox - 06/24/2022
[QUOTE=bluecat;67186]If my next album goes the way I think it will, I'm getting calf implants.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=bluecat;67187]fify[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=bluecat;67188]That's what they said to Buzz Lightyear.[/QUOTE]
LOLs all around ... :-)
[QUOTE=bluecat;67187]fify[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=bluecat;67188]That's what they said to Buzz Lightyear.[/QUOTE]
LOLs all around ... :-)
248.) Swamp Fox - 06/24/2022
[QUOTE=bluecat;67186]If my next album goes the way I think it will, I'm getting calf implants.[/QUOTE]
You have an obligation if you're a dad and find your spawn fawning over crap music to straighten them out ....
You have an obligation if you're a dad and find your spawn fawning over crap music to straighten them out ....
249.) Swamp Fox - 06/25/2022
Just sayin......'
250.) crookedeye - 06/25/2022
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251.) Swamp Fox - 06/27/2022
Caption:
[I]"There's nothing you won't do after Blake Shelton..." [/I]
[I]"There's nothing you won't do after Blake Shelton..." [/I]
252.) bluecat - 06/27/2022
Can't live with him, can't live without him.