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1.) Floyd - 08/29/2014
Thursday 28, Aug
Packers are winning
Pats are winning
Buffalo is losing
Packers are winning
Pats are winning
Buffalo is losing
2.) billy b - 08/29/2014
Guess what.............the cowboys are loosing.:bang:
3.) Floyd - 08/29/2014
...C'mon Billy, traditions are good, aren't they?
4.) Floyd - 08/29/2014
Sad when the punter makes the tackle after kicking it out of his end zone. (Dallas)
5.) BULLZ-i - 08/29/2014
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6.) Floyd - 08/29/2014
They play tonight against the Raiders.
Boo Raiders
Boo Raiders
7.) crookedeye - 08/29/2014
my pick this year is the 49'ers to win the superbowl..
8.) Floyd - 08/29/2014
Browns are beating the Bears
9.) Swamp Fox - 08/29/2014
[B][SIZE=6][COLOR="#800080"]VIKINGS WIN THE SUPER BOWL![/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]
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10.) Floyd - 08/29/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;23832][B][SIZE=6][COLOR="#800080"]VIKINGS WIN THE SUPER BOWL![/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]
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Do you really like the Vikings?
I wonder if the radicalized Minnesota Muslims Like the Vikings? (I read a story about them earlier today)
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Do you really like the Vikings?
I wonder if the radicalized Minnesota Muslims Like the Vikings? (I read a story about them earlier today)
11.) Swamp Fox - 08/29/2014
I've been a Vikings fan since I was little kid.
Purple People Eaters, baby!
Purple People Eaters, baby!
12.) Floyd - 08/29/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;23837]I've been a Vikings fan since I was little kid.
Purple People Eaters, baby![/QUOTE]
Cool. When I was in grade school, I like drawing the Viking emblem. Vikings in general are cool.
Purple People Eaters, baby![/QUOTE]
Cool. When I was in grade school, I like drawing the Viking emblem. Vikings in general are cool.
13.) Swamp Fox - 08/29/2014
I hope no one catches on to the whole looting and pillaging thing, and slaughtering monks.
It'll make the Redskins nonsense look like patty-cake.
I did some mean Hagar the Horrible drawings on my brown wrapping paper book covers back in the day, LOL...
I bet no one knows how to make those anymore. :p
It'll make the Redskins nonsense look like patty-cake.
I did some mean Hagar the Horrible drawings on my brown wrapping paper book covers back in the day, LOL...
I bet no one knows how to make those anymore. :p
14.) Floyd - 08/29/2014
Oh man, I was betting on the Patriots being next after the Redskins.
And the Cardinals they did some very wicked things in the Dark Ages.
And the Broncos, they killed or caused a lot of Cowboy deaths. (Sort of like tonight, but different)
I could go on and on. I think the Seahawks are safe. Who cares about the Seahawks, right. Oh wait, exploitation of animals....I almost forgot. :-)
And the Cardinals they did some very wicked things in the Dark Ages.
And the Broncos, they killed or caused a lot of Cowboy deaths. (Sort of like tonight, but different)
I could go on and on. I think the Seahawks are safe. Who cares about the Seahawks, right. Oh wait, exploitation of animals....I almost forgot. :-)
15.) Swamp Fox - 08/29/2014
LOL...
16.) luv2bowhunt - 08/29/2014
Don't forget the 'Steelers'. I think it's wrong to glamorize thieves.
And don't even get me started with 'Packers'.
And don't even get me started with 'Packers'.
17.) bluecat - 08/29/2014
The Chiefs in an effort to please everyone on the planet are officially changing their name to the Chefs. The new slogan is "Kansas City Chefs, we're really cooking now!"
Come on out to Kaufman stadium and have a KC Strip in a mango/chardonnay reduction sauce and watch the men kick that oblong leather thingy around. Go team!
Come on out to Kaufman stadium and have a KC Strip in a mango/chardonnay reduction sauce and watch the men kick that oblong leather thingy around. Go team!
18.) Floyd - 08/30/2014
Regular Season starts this Thursday. The Game to watch.
Green Bay at Seattle
After last Thursday......(insert predictions/commentary here)
Green Bay at Seattle
After last Thursday......(insert predictions/commentary here)
19.) DParker - 08/30/2014
In the interest of continued marital bliss and general household tranquility I'm predicting Green Bay by at least 16 points, and that any other outcome can only be the result of corrupt officiating.
20.) Floyd - 08/30/2014
[QUOTE=DParker;23877]In the interest of continued marital bliss and general household tranquility....[/QUOTE]
What did you do wrong in the past to have to do that? You don't have to answer, just curious. (Humor)
You can let your 12th man fly here. Be free. (psst, (in a whisper) If the Seahawks are loosing, keep it down, Dan don't want to hear about it. Someone (Dave) almost got banned...er, um somewhere.)
Yes sir! Should be a good game.
So fare I have: One person for Seattle and two for the Packers. Actually, can I split your vote? 2 and 2 then.
What did you do wrong in the past to have to do that? You don't have to answer, just curious. (Humor)
You can let your 12th man fly here. Be free. (psst, (in a whisper) If the Seahawks are loosing, keep it down, Dan don't want to hear about it. Someone (Dave) almost got banned...er, um somewhere.)
Yes sir! Should be a good game.
So fare I have: One person for Seattle and two for the Packers. Actually, can I split your vote? 2 and 2 then.
21.) Swamp Fox - 08/30/2014
I'm kinda torn. On the one hand, Seattle has cool uniforms. On the other, you have to admire tubby Midwesterners with their outrageous accents and stupid cheeseheads...In a twisted kinda way.
22.) DParker - 08/30/2014
[QUOTE=Floyd;23879]What did you do wrong in the past to have to do that?[/QUOTE]
For starters, I became a Raiders fan at a young age (when they were the winningest team in the NFL). But since they've sucked for the past couple of decades, I no longer have any emotional investment in the game.
For starters, I became a Raiders fan at a young age (when they were the winningest team in the NFL). But since they've sucked for the past couple of decades, I no longer have any emotional investment in the game.
23.) Floyd - 08/30/2014
[QUOTE=DParker;23882]For starters, I became a Raiders fan at a young age (when they were the winningest team in the NFL). But since they've sucked for the past couple of decades, I no longer have any emotional investment in the game.[/QUOTE]
Oh, I thought we were talking about Seattle vs Green Bay.
I liked the Raiders back then too. The meanest, nastiest, dirtiest, winning-est team in the league back then. (AND WE LIKED IT!!)
Oh, I thought we were talking about Seattle vs Green Bay.
I liked the Raiders back then too. The meanest, nastiest, dirtiest, winning-est team in the league back then. (AND WE LIKED IT!!)
24.) DParker - 08/31/2014
Now this is what I call optimism:
25.) BULLZ-i - 08/31/2014
SANTA CLARA IS SELF IMPLODING AND THE SEASON HASN'T EVEN STARTED YET.
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[/URL]26.) crookedeye - 08/31/2014
bullzi youre not going to show us tattoos of seattle on youre white ass arm are you??
27.) crookedeye - 08/31/2014
kinda like when jon had a tattoo on his but of a rabbit going into the mud hole.. i'm not proud of looking at it either.. its just one of those things...
28.) BULLZ-i - 08/31/2014
I HAVE A SLEEVE, BUT NOTHING TO DO WITH FOOTBALL
29.) Floyd - 08/31/2014
[QUOTE=crookedeye;23968]kinda like when jon had a tattoo on his but of a rabbit going into the mud hole.. i'm not proud of looking at it either.. its just one of those things...[/QUOTE]
I heard that your mouth watered when you saw it and you wanted to slap it like you owned it.
I heard that your mouth watered when you saw it and you wanted to slap it like you owned it.
30.) crookedeye - 08/31/2014
[QUOTE=Floyd;23970]I heard that your mouth watered when you saw it and you wanted to slap it like you owned it.[/QUOTE]
that's what you heard??
that's what you heard??
31.) crookedeye - 08/31/2014
I havnt talked to bullzi in a couple years so shut youre trap Floyd..
32.) Floyd - 08/31/2014
I don't know if I'm glad you don't remember or not?
33.) Floyd - 08/31/2014
[QUOTE=crookedeye;23972]I havnt talked to bullzi in a couple years so shut youre trap Floyd..[/QUOTE]
Hey, don't blame Dan and stop being so defensive. If you don't want to share what really happen, it's okay.
Hey, don't blame Dan and stop being so defensive. If you don't want to share what really happen, it's okay.
34.) crookedeye - 08/31/2014
bullzi is floyds head as shinny as it is in the pics as in real life??
35.) Floyd - 08/31/2014
[QUOTE=crookedeye;23975]bullzi is floyds head as shinny as it is in the pics as in real life??[/QUOTE]
Of course it is, and big and red too. You delirious, oops jealous little minks you.
It's okay if you mind me attractive and that weird sort of way. Just remember, you can't touch this.....
Of course it is, and big and red too. You delirious, oops jealous little minks you.
It's okay if you mind me attractive and that weird sort of way. Just remember, you can't touch this.....
36.) Floyd - 08/31/2014
Let's stop, that made me puke a little. I'm sorry CE for teasing you.
Let's pick on Dan now.
Let's pick on Dan now.
37.) crookedeye - 08/31/2014
you could donate that head to science...
38.) crookedeye - 08/31/2014
ok ok if bullzi shows another pick of his arms..i mean we all no he was flexing for the ladys..
39.) Floyd - 08/31/2014
[QUOTE=crookedeye;23978]you could donate that head to science...[/QUOTE]
...we are. It's going to be turned into a perfect bust. 36d I believe.
...we are. It's going to be turned into a perfect bust. 36d I believe.
40.) crookedeye - 08/31/2014
will it be taxable?? with a head like that I thought you'd be a lot smarter..
41.) Floyd - 08/31/2014
[QUOTE=crookedeye;23983]will it be taxable?? with a head like that I thought you'd be a lot smarter..[/QUOTE]
Taxable? Of course, I'm not that smart to get out of paying taxes. I'm a boob..... busted!!! Might even go on tour to famous museums, carnivals and burlesque shows.
Taxable? Of course, I'm not that smart to get out of paying taxes. I'm a boob..... busted!!! Might even go on tour to famous museums, carnivals and burlesque shows.
42.) crookedeye - 08/31/2014
man its raining here again....I need to check my cellar...
43.) crookedeye - 08/31/2014
mAN I JUST CHECKED THE RADAR... where going to get pounded again.. I need to get my bug sprays out..
44.) Swamp Fox - 09/03/2014
Just read an article about some loons having a fit that the Calgary Stampede (I know: Canadians. So sue me. It's slow around here.) has a new alternative jersey featuring crossed single action pistols (you know, "Wild West") on the shoulders.
The author pointed out that the outraged are not making any stink about other violent implications of the team's branding, completely ignoring the fact that more than 20 people die in cattle-trampling accidents in the U.S. each year, according to the CDC (good thing they're on the case). Canadian statistics were not readily available.
Did you know that the Houston baseball team was the Colt 45's until they changed their name to the Astros in the early '60's? Learned that on the internets.:tu:
The author pointed out that the outraged are not making any stink about other violent implications of the team's branding, completely ignoring the fact that more than 20 people die in cattle-trampling accidents in the U.S. each year, according to the CDC (good thing they're on the case). Canadian statistics were not readily available.
Did you know that the Houston baseball team was the Colt 45's until they changed their name to the Astros in the early '60's? Learned that on the internets.:tu:
45.) bluecat - 09/03/2014
Don't let the good taste fool you.
46.) bluecat - 09/03/2014
It's hard pleasing everyone isn't it. You have to think that if someone spends their time complaining about a mascot or a symbol or a name, their life is pretty good.
47.) Swamp Fox - 09/03/2014
The way I look at it, if complaining about stuff like this is how they spend their time, their lives are pretty miserable. :wink
I'm almost outraged that they're totally outraged. :grin:
I'm almost outraged that they're totally outraged. :grin:
48.) luv2bowhunt - 09/03/2014
A nation of whiners. Imagine if this generation had to deal with the things the WW II generation had to deal with.
49.) bluecat - 09/03/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;24048]
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I'll have what he's having...
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I'll have what he's having...
50.) luv2bowhunt - 09/03/2014
Yeah, but then you end up like this.
[video=youtube;MC_ifSNXwk0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=MC_ifSNXwk0[/video]
[video=youtube;MC_ifSNXwk0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=MC_ifSNXwk0[/video]
51.) Swamp Fox - 09/03/2014
LMAO!
52.) DParker - 09/03/2014
First world problems.
53.) DParker - 09/03/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;24080]Recently I heard that some professor or university...[/QUOTE]
I stopped reading right there and saved myself some time by just assuming that what followed was a typical example of pants-on-head stupidity.
I stopped reading right there and saved myself some time by just assuming that what followed was a typical example of pants-on-head stupidity.
54.) Wild Bob - 09/03/2014
I'll give her a GRANDE!
Sorry, couldn't help myself. :co:
Sorry, couldn't help myself. :co:
55.) bluecat - 09/03/2014
You guys don't know. Her pool cleaner "Claudio" was late which meant that her personal trainer came and the pool wasn't clean. After that horrific embarrassment she got stuck in traffic for her mani-pedi and massage. A quick bite at the delicatessen where the water wasn't chilled properly and the sushi wasn't up to standards. Shopping was hectic all on account that Obama was in town campaigning and most of the streets were closed for security reasons. So once her driver finally got her to her shopping appointments it was time for hair and make-up. Where does the time go? Getting her Starbucks order wrong was just icing on the cake.
Quit hatin'.
Quit hatin'.
56.) DParker - 09/03/2014
[QUOTE=bluecat;24085]You guys don't know. Her pool cleaner "Claudio" was late which meant that her personal trainer came and the pool wasn't clean. After that horrific embarrassment she got stuck in traffic for her mani-pedi and massage. A quick bite at the delicatessen where the water wasn't chilled properly and the sushi wasn't up to standards. Shopping was hectic all on account that Obama was in town campaigning and most of the streets were closed for security reasons. So once her driver finally got her to her shopping appointments it was time for hair and make-up. Where does the time go? Getting her Starbucks order wrong was just icing on the cake.
Quit hatin'.[/QUOTE]
So...where is this deli that serves sushi? I'd dig a good Pastrami Tekka Maki.
Quit hatin'.[/QUOTE]
So...where is this deli that serves sushi? I'd dig a good Pastrami Tekka Maki.
57.) Floyd - 09/04/2014
Who's playing tomorrow? (Thursday 4 Sep)
58.) Floyd - 09/04/2014
Seattle vs Green Bay
Call it....
Call it....
59.) luv2bowhunt - 09/04/2014
Orioles.
........can't we just savor the moment of baseball season first?
........can't we just savor the moment of baseball season first?
60.) Floyd - 09/04/2014
[QUOTE=luv2bowhunt;24133]Orioles.
........can't we just savor the moment of baseball season first?[/QUOTE]
My dear LUV2, it's the 21st Century. You can do it all, and all at once, with instant gratification.
........can't we just savor the moment of baseball season first?[/QUOTE]
My dear LUV2, it's the 21st Century. You can do it all, and all at once, with instant gratification.
61.) Swamp Fox - 09/04/2014
I'm going with Seattle in a close one.
Baseball would be entering the playoffs right about now and the World Series champs would be decided by Sept. 30 just to make it stop, if I were king. Hockey would be played December through February, and only in states where small lakes freeze over. Football is about perfect, except we need more shots of the cheerleaders and TV has to get rid of the banners at the bottom of the screen that don't let you see their legs. The Olympics have to go, except women's figure skating.
Beer and any type of sausage at the ball park would be the lesser of $3, or 10% of the average combined score in that sport, expressed in dollars and cents and rounded down. Also, the U.S. would stop funding the United Nations, and certain politicians would be run out of the country on a rail.
Baseball would be entering the playoffs right about now and the World Series champs would be decided by Sept. 30 just to make it stop, if I were king. Hockey would be played December through February, and only in states where small lakes freeze over. Football is about perfect, except we need more shots of the cheerleaders and TV has to get rid of the banners at the bottom of the screen that don't let you see their legs. The Olympics have to go, except women's figure skating.
Beer and any type of sausage at the ball park would be the lesser of $3, or 10% of the average combined score in that sport, expressed in dollars and cents and rounded down. Also, the U.S. would stop funding the United Nations, and certain politicians would be run out of the country on a rail.
62.) luv2bowhunt - 09/04/2014
[QUOTE=Floyd;24139]My dear LUV2, it's the 21st Century. You can do it all, and all at once, with instant gratification.[/QUOTE]
Can I also setup an account on social media and create an imaginary kingdom of intrigue and excitement, where I'm extremely relative and the center of the entire universe? A place where I can pick and choose who enters my private circle, where I post hilarious and witty comments on the pages of other peoples imaginary kingdoms, and where I can keep everyone who is fascinated and jealous of my extraordinary life, informed of my every move and thought, showing them an upload of the delicious meal I ordered and had someone prepare for me at a fabulous location?
Can I also setup an account on social media and create an imaginary kingdom of intrigue and excitement, where I'm extremely relative and the center of the entire universe? A place where I can pick and choose who enters my private circle, where I post hilarious and witty comments on the pages of other peoples imaginary kingdoms, and where I can keep everyone who is fascinated and jealous of my extraordinary life, informed of my every move and thought, showing them an upload of the delicious meal I ordered and had someone prepare for me at a fabulous location?
63.) bluecat - 09/04/2014
[QUOTE=luv2bowhunt;24142]Can I also setup an account on social media and create an imaginary kingdom of intrigue and excitement, where I'm extremely relative and the center of the entire universe? A place where I can pick and chose who enters my private circle, where I post hilarious and witty comments on the pages of other peoples imaginary kingdoms, and where I can keep everyone who is fascinated and jealous of my extraordinary life, informed of my every move and thought, showing them a picture of the delicious meal I ordered and someone else prepared for me at a fascinating location?[/QUOTE]
Um, yes.
Welcome to Huntingcountry.com. We're glad you're here!
Um, yes.
Welcome to Huntingcountry.com. We're glad you're here!
64.) Swamp Fox - 09/04/2014
:grin:
:tu:
:tu:
65.) Swamp Fox - 09/04/2014
HuntingCountry would be dangerous if you could friend and unfriend people.
I'm not sure I could stand the rejection. :p
I'm not sure I could stand the rejection. :p
66.) luv2bowhunt - 09/04/2014
I unfriended you in my head if that counts.:hb:
67.) Swamp Fox - 09/04/2014
LOL...
Thanks, I'll jot that down on my pad of paper. :wink
Which reminds me: I can tell my joke about the honest computer salesman again if there is a high demand...
Thanks, I'll jot that down on my pad of paper. :wink
Which reminds me: I can tell my joke about the honest computer salesman again if there is a high demand...
68.) bluecat - 09/04/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;24146]HuntingCountry would be dangerous if you could friend and unfriend people.
I'm not sure I could stand the rejection. :p[/QUOTE]
I know right? You'd have crazy 20 page threads on silly subjects with only 2 or 3 people. Glad we don't have any of that here and we have a lick of horse-sense...
I'm not sure I could stand the rejection. :p[/QUOTE]
I know right? You'd have crazy 20 page threads on silly subjects with only 2 or 3 people. Glad we don't have any of that here and we have a lick of horse-sense...
69.) bluecat - 09/04/2014
BTW, the pic of the centaur and the caption "#$@& you and the horse you rode in on" still makes me laugh out loud.
70.) bluecat - 09/04/2014
Are the Burger King workers walking off their jobs today demanding 15.00/hour expect that in U.S. or Canadian currency? Just checking.
Go ahead with the computer salesman joke Swampy. It's gonna be a hot one today.
Go ahead with the computer salesman joke Swampy. It's gonna be a hot one today.
71.) Swamp Fox - 09/04/2014
I'm glad all my hard work around here is paying off...
:wink
:wave:
:wink
:wave:
72.) bluecat - 09/04/2014
We're basically just a JV team until the regulars feel the need to particpate again...
73.) Swamp Fox - 09/04/2014
I'll see what I can do about the joke. I hope I saved it the last time I wrote it up...If not, it'll just take a little longer to throw it up against my wall here...
74.) bluecat - 09/04/2014
LOL, Luv2 has gained weight.
75.) Deerminator - 09/04/2014
bUFFALOW always looses
76.) Swamp Fox - 09/04/2014
Something to do while everyone is waiting for me to re-write my joke...
77.) Floyd - 09/04/2014
[QUOTE=luv2bowhunt;24142]Can I also setup an account on social media and create an imaginary kingdom of intrigue and excitement, where I'm extremely relative and the center of the entire universe? A place where I can pick and choose who enters my private circle, where I post hilarious and witty comments on the pages of other peoples imaginary kingdoms, and where I can keep everyone who is fascinated and jealous of my extraordinary life, informed of my every move and thought, showing them an upload of the delicious meal I ordered and had someone prepare for me at a fabulous location?[/QUOTE]
Well of course Luv2. Anything you want.....take the blue pill to continue or the red pill for the painful truth of reality. hmmm, maybe that's vice versa.... it don't matter.
I do agree with you; it is insane.
Anyways...... either way, I will continue to pretend to call you Luv2 or luv2bowhunt and simply appreciate what little favors you offer up in your visits to the Hunting Country Ward Room.
Many thanks.
P.S. Alex completely made you up, didn't he?
Well of course Luv2. Anything you want.....take the blue pill to continue or the red pill for the painful truth of reality. hmmm, maybe that's vice versa.... it don't matter.
I do agree with you; it is insane.
Anyways...... either way, I will continue to pretend to call you Luv2 or luv2bowhunt and simply appreciate what little favors you offer up in your visits to the Hunting Country Ward Room.
Many thanks.
P.S. Alex completely made you up, didn't he?
78.) Swamp Fox - 09/04/2014
He didn't say it was insane; it sounded like he wanted in on it...:wink
For the easily amused: The second or third generation of my version of this joke-------
The Honest Computer Salesman
A guy walks into a computer store and says to the salesman, "I think I need a computer."
The salesman says, "Okay. What do you want to do with it?"
"Oh, I don't know. Check the weather, get the news, stay in touch with friends..."
"Do you have a TV and a phone?" asks the salesman.
"Of course," says the man. "But I don't have internet on the phone."
"I see," says the salesman. "But you can make calls on it, right?"
"Yeah, I guess so," says the man.
"Okay, I'm just trying to figure out what kind of computer you need. With the TV and the phone you can check the weather, get the news and stay in touch with your friends. Do you do a lot of calculations or research, or do you want to shop on the internet a lot?"
"No, not really. None of that.. I do the family budget every once in a while, but the wife handles the money."
"Is your schedule very complicated?"
"No."
"Do you like porn?"
"Well, I don't know," replies the man, surprised at the question. He scratches his head. "I guess no more and no less than the next guy. Why do you ask?"
"Well," says the salesman, "porn is one of the things a computer does best. How about archery? Are you interested in archery at all? Would you want to talk to people around the country who are into archery?"
"No, definitely not," says the man. "I'm not into porn OR archery."
"Hmmm," replies the salesman, racking his brain.
"I keep a to-do list," offers the man, trying to be helpful. '"Sometimes that gets a little messy."
"Okay," says the salesman. '"That helps. You have a post office near you?"
"Oh, yeah, " says the man. "And the postman comes to my front door every day, too."
"You write many letters?"
"No, not really.. Just maybe when I need to complain about something..."
"Okay, well," says the salesman, "I think I've figured out what you need."
"What's that?" asks the man, eager to find out what all this is going to cost and how many gatorbites it will require.
"Well, let's review, " says the salesman. "You have a TV for news and weather, and you have a phone for your friends. Probably can talk business on it too, right? You don't do a lot of fancy calculations or research, and you don't spend a lot of money shopping. Your schedule is pretty simple. The post office handles your mail and you don't write a lot of notes or letters anyway. You make some lists, but you're not into porn or archery."
"That's all true," says the man, glad he found a salesman who was such a good listener.
"Well, sir," says the salesman, "I know you came in here looking for a computer, but what you really need is a pen and a pad of paper."
For the easily amused: The second or third generation of my version of this joke-------
The Honest Computer Salesman
A guy walks into a computer store and says to the salesman, "I think I need a computer."
The salesman says, "Okay. What do you want to do with it?"
"Oh, I don't know. Check the weather, get the news, stay in touch with friends..."
"Do you have a TV and a phone?" asks the salesman.
"Of course," says the man. "But I don't have internet on the phone."
"I see," says the salesman. "But you can make calls on it, right?"
"Yeah, I guess so," says the man.
"Okay, I'm just trying to figure out what kind of computer you need. With the TV and the phone you can check the weather, get the news and stay in touch with your friends. Do you do a lot of calculations or research, or do you want to shop on the internet a lot?"
"No, not really. None of that.. I do the family budget every once in a while, but the wife handles the money."
"Is your schedule very complicated?"
"No."
"Do you like porn?"
"Well, I don't know," replies the man, surprised at the question. He scratches his head. "I guess no more and no less than the next guy. Why do you ask?"
"Well," says the salesman, "porn is one of the things a computer does best. How about archery? Are you interested in archery at all? Would you want to talk to people around the country who are into archery?"
"No, definitely not," says the man. "I'm not into porn OR archery."
"Hmmm," replies the salesman, racking his brain.
"I keep a to-do list," offers the man, trying to be helpful. '"Sometimes that gets a little messy."
"Okay," says the salesman. '"That helps. You have a post office near you?"
"Oh, yeah, " says the man. "And the postman comes to my front door every day, too."
"You write many letters?"
"No, not really.. Just maybe when I need to complain about something..."
"Okay, well," says the salesman, "I think I've figured out what you need."
"What's that?" asks the man, eager to find out what all this is going to cost and how many gatorbites it will require.
"Well, let's review, " says the salesman. "You have a TV for news and weather, and you have a phone for your friends. Probably can talk business on it too, right? You don't do a lot of fancy calculations or research, and you don't spend a lot of money shopping. Your schedule is pretty simple. The post office handles your mail and you don't write a lot of notes or letters anyway. You make some lists, but you're not into porn or archery."
"That's all true," says the man, glad he found a salesman who was such a good listener.
"Well, sir," says the salesman, "I know you came in here looking for a computer, but what you really need is a pen and a pad of paper."
79.) DParker - 09/04/2014
[QUOTE=luv2bowhunt;24133]Orioles.
........can't we just savor the moment of baseball season first?[/QUOTE]
What is this "baseball" you speak of?
........can't we just savor the moment of baseball season first?[/QUOTE]
What is this "baseball" you speak of?
80.) DParker - 09/04/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;24161]Something to do while everyone is waiting for me to re-write my joke...
[/QUOTE]
You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
[/QUOTE]
You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
81.) luv2bowhunt - 09/04/2014
[QUOTE=Floyd;24162]Alex completely made you up, didn't he?[/QUOTE]
I'm the one who made up Alex. luv2bowhunt was created by dino who was really JC-Wisconsin who pretended to be Bob Peck, a.k.a. Danny or Baptist, who was made up by BULLZ-i who acted like Gman who was a co-member who went by the name of billy b who was in reality no one other than TallArcher NC.
.......or was that Adobedave who made up Swamp Fox who was really Clint?
I have it all written down at home somewhere if you want to see it.
I'm the one who made up Alex. luv2bowhunt was created by dino who was really JC-Wisconsin who pretended to be Bob Peck, a.k.a. Danny or Baptist, who was made up by BULLZ-i who acted like Gman who was a co-member who went by the name of billy b who was in reality no one other than TallArcher NC.
.......or was that Adobedave who made up Swamp Fox who was really Clint?
I have it all written down at home somewhere if you want to see it.
82.) Floyd - 09/04/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;24167]He didn't say it was insane; it sounded like he wanted in on it...:wink [/QUOTE]
You have bumped your head. CE, tell Swampy all about concussions and the benefits of them. He's found one, tell him about the rest. :-)
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;24167]For the easily amused: The second or third generation of my version of this joke-------[/QUOTE]
...a cry for help. I'm sure it was funny in all its versions. There is nothing wrong with a pen and pad of paper Swampy. Will miss you, but only until your letter arrives. Bye. :wave:
You have bumped your head. CE, tell Swampy all about concussions and the benefits of them. He's found one, tell him about the rest. :-)
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;24167]For the easily amused: The second or third generation of my version of this joke-------[/QUOTE]
...a cry for help. I'm sure it was funny in all its versions. There is nothing wrong with a pen and pad of paper Swampy. Will miss you, but only until your letter arrives. Bye. :wave:
83.) Floyd - 09/04/2014
[QUOTE=luv2bowhunt;24172]I'm the one who made up Alex. luv2bowhunt was created by dino who was really JC-Wisconsin who pretended to be Bob Peck, a.k.a. Danny or Baptist, who was made up by BULLZ-i who acted like Gman who was a co-member who went by the name of billy b who was in reality no one other than TallArcher NC.
.......or was that Adobedave who made up Swamp Fox who was really Clint?
I have it all written down at home somewhere if you want to see it.[/QUOTE] Eureka!!
No, no.....I believe you. "When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
.......or was that Adobedave who made up Swamp Fox who was really Clint?
I have it all written down at home somewhere if you want to see it.[/QUOTE] Eureka!!
No, no.....I believe you. "When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
84.) DParker - 09/04/2014
[QUOTE=bluecat;24152]Are the Burger King workers walking off their jobs today demanding 15.00/hour expect that in U.S. or Canadian currency? Just checking.[/QUOTE]
That's going to end up being a classic lesson in the old warning, "Be careful what you wish for."
[url]http://www.businessinsider.com/momentum-machines-burger-robot-2014-8[/url]
That's going to end up being a classic lesson in the old warning, "Be careful what you wish for."
[url]http://www.businessinsider.com/momentum-machines-burger-robot-2014-8[/url]
85.) Floyd - 09/04/2014
...and Ronco will put one in every home. The Ronco ROBOBURGER.
86.) Swamp Fox - 09/04/2014
Dear Signal Master Floyd,
I am in receipt of your last message. The Spanish ships have been sighted off the southern coast. Please alert your lookouts to light the beacon fires and assure that the chain is unbroken.
Until next time, I remain
Your humble correspondent,
The Duke of Ampad
I am in receipt of your last message. The Spanish ships have been sighted off the southern coast. Please alert your lookouts to light the beacon fires and assure that the chain is unbroken.
Until next time, I remain
Your humble correspondent,
The Duke of Ampad
87.) Floyd - 09/04/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;24185]Dear Signal Master Floyd,
I am in receipt of your last message. The Spanish ships have been sighted off the southern coast. Please alert your lookouts to light the beacon fires and assure that the chain is unbroken.
Until next time, I remain
Your humble correspondent,
The Duke of Ampad[/QUOTE]
hmmm, found another benefit. Didn't take you long. Look Swampy!!! Windmills!!! Attack!!!!
No, I don't want to hear about your victories or anything. Just keep it to yourself.
I'm sorry, that's not fair. Keep going, you are who you are you, keep shining you crazy diamond you....
I am in receipt of your last message. The Spanish ships have been sighted off the southern coast. Please alert your lookouts to light the beacon fires and assure that the chain is unbroken.
Until next time, I remain
Your humble correspondent,
The Duke of Ampad[/QUOTE]
hmmm, found another benefit. Didn't take you long. Look Swampy!!! Windmills!!! Attack!!!!
No, I don't want to hear about your victories or anything. Just keep it to yourself.
I'm sorry, that's not fair. Keep going, you are who you are you, keep shining you crazy diamond you....
88.) Floyd - 09/04/2014
Dang, I can't wait for tonight's game to start.
89.) Swamp Fox - 09/04/2014
P.S.
Don't kill the messenger.
Don't kill the messenger.
90.) bluecat - 09/04/2014
[QUOTE=DParker;24182]That's going to end up being a classic lesson in the old warning, "Be careful what you wish for."
[url]http://www.businessinsider.com/momentum-machines-burger-robot-2014-8[/url][/QUOTE]
If I can understand them at the drive-up window, I'm in.
Were you a little amused at all the outrage of the hacking of Jennifer Lawrence's pictures in the news when people don't seem to care that the government is hacking into their personal lives everyday? :re:
[url]http://www.businessinsider.com/momentum-machines-burger-robot-2014-8[/url][/QUOTE]
If I can understand them at the drive-up window, I'm in.
Were you a little amused at all the outrage of the hacking of Jennifer Lawrence's pictures in the news when people don't seem to care that the government is hacking into their personal lives everyday? :re:
91.) DParker - 09/04/2014
[QUOTE=bluecat;24191]If I can understand them at the drive-up window, I'm in.
Were you a little amused at all the outrage of the hacking of Jennifer Lawrence's pictures in the news when people don't seem to care that the government is hacking into their personal lives everyday? :re:[/QUOTE]
Not to mention the fact that Jennifer is a [I]lot[/I] cuter than James Clapper.
Were you a little amused at all the outrage of the hacking of Jennifer Lawrence's pictures in the news when people don't seem to care that the government is hacking into their personal lives everyday? :re:[/QUOTE]
Not to mention the fact that Jennifer is a [I]lot[/I] cuter than James Clapper.
92.) Floyd - 09/04/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;24190]P.S.
Don't kill the messenger.[/QUOTE]
You talking to youself or someone else?
Don't kill the messenger.[/QUOTE]
You talking to youself or someone else?
93.) Floyd - 09/04/2014
Predictions are for a close game with Seattle winning.
Fair enough?
Fair enough?
94.) bow-fishhunter - 09/05/2014
My second favorite team is playing today... who every plays the Packers
95.) Swamp Fox - 09/05/2014
Well, if the only opinion we can get around here is mine, I guess we're stuck with that... LOL
I want to say right now that I'm looking forward to hearing what Bob Costas thinks about Robin Williams' suicide, plus some of his latest musings about the Redskins....
I want to say right now that I'm looking forward to hearing what Bob Costas thinks about Robin Williams' suicide, plus some of his latest musings about the Redskins....
96.) Swamp Fox - 09/05/2014
[QUOTE=bow-fishhunter;24228]My second favorite team is playing today... who every plays the Packers[/QUOTE]
There was a cute girl in the Harris Teeter today in a Packers jersey. I wanted to say "Go, Vikings" to her, but she wouldn't give me any eye contact LOL...
:hb:
There was a cute girl in the Harris Teeter today in a Packers jersey. I wanted to say "Go, Vikings" to her, but she wouldn't give me any eye contact LOL...
:hb:
97.) Swamp Fox - 09/05/2014
And so it begins...
Those were some sharp-looking fake eyelashes on the girl doing voice exercises through the National Anthem...Probably as deadly as Chinese throwing stars...
Those were some sharp-looking fake eyelashes on the girl doing voice exercises through the National Anthem...Probably as deadly as Chinese throwing stars...
98.) Swamp Fox - 09/05/2014
Well, this a lot more of a rout than I was expecting...
99.) DParker - 09/05/2014
I was going to ridicule my wife for falling asleep by halftime...but she clearly made the right call.
100.) Swamp Fox - 09/05/2014
The less said, the better, LOL...
101.) luv2bowhunt - 09/05/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;24230]There was a cute girl in the Harris Teeter today in a Packers jersey. I wanted to say "Go, Vikings" to her, but she wouldn't give me any eye contact LOL..[/QUOTE]
Sometimes you have to be more assertive, get their attention. A good play here would have been to grab her by the collar, pull her towards you and say, "Go Vikings". Then release her with a bit of a nudge, giving her a wink as you walk away.
Women like that kind of thing, trust me.
Sometimes you have to be more assertive, get their attention. A good play here would have been to grab her by the collar, pull her towards you and say, "Go Vikings". Then release her with a bit of a nudge, giving her a wink as you walk away.
Women like that kind of thing, trust me.
102.) Swamp Fox - 09/05/2014
:-):grin::-)
103.) BULLZ-i - 09/05/2014
[B][U][COLOR="#0000FF"]ONCE AGAIN I SAY...[/COLOR][/U][/B]
[QUOTE=BULLZ-i;23823][B][SIZE=7][COLOR="#0000CD"]G O [/COLOR] [COLOR="#008000"][COLOR="#008000"]H A W K S[/COLOR][/COLOR] [/SIZE][/B][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=BULLZ-i;23823][B][SIZE=7][COLOR="#0000CD"]G O [/COLOR] [COLOR="#008000"][COLOR="#008000"]H A W K S[/COLOR][/COLOR] [/SIZE][/B][/QUOTE]
104.) Deerminator - 09/05/2014
the super bowl champs
105.) Swamp Fox - 09/05/2014
Green Bay has some tuning up to do, but the Seahawks looked pretty sharp. I liked some of their passing plays a bunch.
106.) BULLZ-i - 09/05/2014
Dan Hoaas
14 hrs ˇ
[B][COLOR="#FF0000"]BOB COSTAS IS "STILL... A DOUBLE DECKER DOUCHE BAG.
GO HAWKS![/COLOR][/B]
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14 hrs ˇ
[B][COLOR="#FF0000"]BOB COSTAS IS "STILL... A DOUBLE DECKER DOUCHE BAG.
GO HAWKS![/COLOR][/B]
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107.) Swamp Fox - 09/05/2014
I missed about everything he said last night somehow. Did he stick his foot in it again?
108.) Floyd - 09/05/2014
It is very painful to watch and listen to poor old Bob.
109.) DParker - 09/05/2014
The Seahawks were on their game, to be sure. But when you're playing against a team that is so off theirs that they keep shooting themselves in the foot by not only making bone-headed calls like going for it on 4th and 5 mid-field with 22 minutes of game time left and a deficit of only 10 points, but also executing so poorly that they end up getting quickly sacked on the play...you'd better be able to destroy them.
110.) luv2bowhunt - 09/05/2014
Orioles up by 9 1/2 games...awesome.:tu:
111.) bow-fishhunter - 09/05/2014
very nice. the dumb cute ones are easy
112.) bow-fishhunter - 09/05/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;24229]Well, if the only opinion we can get around here is mine, I guess we're stuck with that... LOL
I want to say right now that I'm looking forward to hearing what Bob Costas thinks about Robin Williams' suicide, plus some of his latest musings about the Redskins....[/QUOTE]
very nice, the cute dumb ones are easy most of the time ;)
I want to say right now that I'm looking forward to hearing what Bob Costas thinks about Robin Williams' suicide, plus some of his latest musings about the Redskins....[/QUOTE]
very nice, the cute dumb ones are easy most of the time ;)
113.) Swamp Fox - 09/05/2014
You're a voice in the wilderness...
But then again, you knew that. :wink
But then again, you knew that. :wink
114.) Swamp Fox - 09/05/2014
[QUOTE=luv2bowhunt;24290]Orioles up by 9 1/2 games...awesome.:tu:[/QUOTE]
You're a voice in the wilderness...
But then again, you knew that. :wink
You're a voice in the wilderness...
But then again, you knew that. :wink
115.) luv2bowhunt - 09/05/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;24295]You're a voice in the wilderness...
But then again, you knew that. :wink[/QUOTE]
This should sweeten the pot a bit.
But then again, you knew that. :wink[/QUOTE]
This should sweeten the pot a bit.
116.) Swamp Fox - 09/05/2014
She seams like a nice girl...
I like her threads...
:tu:
I like her threads...
:tu:
117.) bluecat - 09/05/2014
Batter up!
118.) Swamp Fox - 09/05/2014
It's a pretty good day in Mudville, now...:wink
119.) bluecat - 09/05/2014
Keep you eye on the ...um...ball.
120.) luv2bowhunt - 09/05/2014
Does she know the squeeze play? Oh I bet she does.....nudge, nudge.
121.) Swamp Fox - 09/05/2014
Remember lyrics in old cartoons with the bouncing ball?
These might be better:
These might be better:
122.) Swamp Fox - 09/05/2014
:grin:
[COLOR="#FF0000"][B][SIZE=5]WAKE UP, YOU LOSERS![/SIZE][/B][/COLOR]! :wink
[COLOR="#FF0000"][B][SIZE=5]WAKE UP, YOU LOSERS![/SIZE][/B][/COLOR]! :wink
123.) Floyd - 09/07/2014
Sunday Football getting ready to start.
First up.
Saints beat the Falcons.
First up.
Saints beat the Falcons.
124.) crookedeye - 09/07/2014
I got the niners...
125.) Floyd - 09/07/2014
[QUOTE=crookedeye;24450]I got the niners...[/QUOTE]
You picked an upset game. Nice going.
You picked an upset game. Nice going.
126.) Floyd - 09/07/2014
Can the Browns beat the Steelers on their home turf?
127.) crookedeye - 09/07/2014
I would like to see dallas win for a change.. but I don't think so..
128.) Floyd - 09/07/2014
[QUOTE=crookedeye;24455]I would like to see dallas win for a change.. but I don't think so..[/QUOTE]
Don't be so hasty. I heard Dallas' new practice squad has things well in hand and has pumped up the teams playing spirit and drive for hard fought battles and stiff competition.
With their practice squad it will be hard for other teams to beat them.
Don't be so hasty. I heard Dallas' new practice squad has things well in hand and has pumped up the teams playing spirit and drive for hard fought battles and stiff competition.
With their practice squad it will be hard for other teams to beat them.
129.) Floyd - 09/07/2014
The Bills play the Bears at Soldier Field.
Does the NFL allow teams to forfeit prior to the game?
Does the NFL allow teams to forfeit prior to the game?
130.) crookedeye - 09/07/2014
[QUOTE=Floyd;24456]Don't be so hasty. I heard Dallas' new practice squad has things well in hand and has pumped up the teams playing spirit and drive for hard fought battles and stiff competition.
With their practice squad it will be hard for other teams to beat them.[/QUOTE]
there going to get stiff competition in the practice squad you can count on that..
With their practice squad it will be hard for other teams to beat them.[/QUOTE]
there going to get stiff competition in the practice squad you can count on that..
131.) Floyd - 09/07/2014
It's funny that Dallas' practice squad got more media coverage than the team did.
132.) Floyd - 09/07/2014
.....oh, by the way, Swampy is here. You are in trouble.
133.) Swamp Fox - 09/07/2014
Bwhahahahahaha...
I haven't had a chance to think about the late games yet. I'm watching Vikings vs. Rams, Falcons vs. Saints, Houston vs. Washington and Titans vs. Chiefs.
I have Vikes going away, Saints in a close one, Texans in a rout and Chiefs winning handily.
Looking forward to hearing about Nebraska trouncing the School for the Blind one of these years...
I haven't had a chance to think about the late games yet. I'm watching Vikings vs. Rams, Falcons vs. Saints, Houston vs. Washington and Titans vs. Chiefs.
I have Vikes going away, Saints in a close one, Texans in a rout and Chiefs winning handily.
Looking forward to hearing about Nebraska trouncing the School for the Blind one of these years...
134.) crookedeye - 09/07/2014
Nebraska is 2 and 0...for you people down south that's 2 wins and no losses.. Nebraska has more title runs than people down south have teeth..
135.) Swamp Fox - 09/07/2014
LOL...
Good luck with Fresno State and Rutgers...
Go, Bullfrogs!
Good luck with Fresno State and Rutgers...
Go, Bullfrogs!
136.) crookedeye - 09/07/2014
fresno state playing at home..at night.. if nu wins the next few games ..i'm going to the Miami game in Lincoln.. its going to be total mad house down there...
137.) crookedeye - 09/07/2014
the stadium going to be rockin.! big time...
138.) Swamp Fox - 09/07/2014
I don't know how Miami stays competitive. You'd think all the naked women and cocaine would be bad for the program. I knew a couple of guys who played there. Not well, but I'm sure their parents winced when they wrote the checks.
139.) Swamp Fox - 09/07/2014
[QUOTE=crookedeye;24483]... if nu wins the next few games ..i'm going to the Miami game in Lincoln.. its going to be total mad house down there...[/QUOTE]
Are you going to wear any special costume we should look out for? You're not going to paint an "N" for "knowledge" on your chest, are you?
Are you going to wear any special costume we should look out for? You're not going to paint an "N" for "knowledge" on your chest, are you?
140.) crookedeye - 09/07/2014
there players for the most part are clean,. i'm not worried about that..its the stigma the aroma of the game.
ive been to florida... the women there are no better than the chicks from Nebraska the girls from florida just show a little more skin..
ive been to florida... the women there are no better than the chicks from Nebraska the girls from florida just show a little more skin..
141.) Swamp Fox - 09/07/2014
My impression from having been in Florida and Nebraska both is that the women in Nebraska HAVE a lot more skin...
But I guess it's all about what you have most available to you...
But I guess it's all about what you have most available to you...
142.) crookedeye - 09/07/2014
what are you trying to say?
143.) crookedeye - 09/07/2014
then you've been looking in the wrong places...
144.) Swamp Fox - 09/07/2014
I'm just sayin' I can understand why some people are bachelors...
145.) crookedeye - 09/07/2014
turkey hunting in florida doesn't count...just ask hunter...
146.) crookedeye - 09/07/2014
that's fine..i'm going to tell my girls at the club how you think..
147.) Swamp Fox - 09/07/2014
From what I can tell, someone would have to be running an Osceola farm for me to go down there after a Grand Slam. Not that I don't enjoy a challenge, but the fishing is pretty good here in March.
148.) Swamp Fox - 09/07/2014
[QUOTE=crookedeye;24493]that's fine..i'm going to tell my girls at the club how you think..[/QUOTE]
Good. I don't want them surprised by strong opinions.
I'm sure there are pockets of good-looking Nebraska girls. I'm just pretty sure they aren't in Nebraska.
:fire:
Good. I don't want them surprised by strong opinions.
I'm sure there are pockets of good-looking Nebraska girls. I'm just pretty sure they aren't in Nebraska.
:fire:
149.) DParker - 09/07/2014
Meanwhile, here in Dallas....Jerry's Kids managed to keep the 49ers from scoring a touchdown for nearly the entire first minute (54 seconds) of the game, so the locals are hopeful.
150.) Swamp Fox - 09/07/2014
LOL...
I haven't paid much attention to Dallas since they were declared America's Team... I liked Bart Starr, though...I also admire the idea of cowboys...I like watching them against Giants, Eagles, and American Indians...
I haven't paid much attention to Dallas since they were declared America's Team... I liked Bart Starr, though...I also admire the idea of cowboys...I like watching them against Giants, Eagles, and American Indians...
151.) Floyd - 09/07/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;24491]I'm just sayin' I can understand why some people are bachelors...[/QUOTE]
LMAO @ you and Crookedeye.
LMAO @ you and Crookedeye.
152.) crookedeye - 09/07/2014
alex...i'm going to miss screwing around with Floyd..
153.) Floyd - 09/07/2014
[QUOTE=crookedeye;24506]alex...i'm going to miss screwing around with Floyd..[/QUOTE]
C'mon.....Don't leave CE, get mad at Swampy, but stay.
C'mon.....Don't leave CE, get mad at Swampy, but stay.
154.) crookedeye - 09/07/2014
nope I got morals.. i'm sorry Floyd but this might be it..
155.) Floyd - 09/07/2014
Oh no......! Saints lost in overtime.
Sorry JB
Sorry JB
156.) DParker - 09/07/2014
Tony Romo: 3 interceptions in the firsf half. $108 million well spent.
157.) Floyd - 09/07/2014
Dallas is a sad story. What the opposite of a dynasty?
The Dark Years - The Jerry Jones Dynasty of failure.
Maybe you can come up with something better DP.
The Dark Years - The Jerry Jones Dynasty of failure.
Maybe you can come up with something better DP.
158.) Floyd - 09/07/2014
Bills over the bears in overtime.
Congrats Jim
Congrats Jim
159.) DParker - 09/07/2014
[QUOTE=Floyd;24516]Dallas is a sad story. What the opposite of a dynasty?
The Dark Years - The Jerry Jones Dynasty of failure.
Maybe you can come up with something better DP.[/QUOTE]
I'll need to think about that one. On the bright side, it's making my wife and kids feel not quite as bad about Green Bay's ass-kicking.
The Dark Years - The Jerry Jones Dynasty of failure.
Maybe you can come up with something better DP.[/QUOTE]
I'll need to think about that one. On the bright side, it's making my wife and kids feel not quite as bad about Green Bay's ass-kicking.
160.) Floyd - 09/08/2014
Monday Night Football tomorrow night.
Giants vs Lions
You you got for the win?
I'm thinking......Lions
Giants vs Lions
You you got for the win?
I'm thinking......Lions
161.) Swamp Fox - 09/08/2014
I'm going with the Giants for an upset.
162.) Floyd - 09/08/2014
I'm thinking you maybe right.
163.) Triton Rich - 09/08/2014
[QUOTE=Floyd;24519]Bills over the bears in overtime.
Congrats Jim[/QUOTE]
[B]aaand now you see why I haven't joined in on this thread! I'm pretty sure that San Fran will rack up about 176 points against the Bears next week but at least I won't have to stay up late......[/B]
Congrats Jim[/QUOTE]
[B]aaand now you see why I haven't joined in on this thread! I'm pretty sure that San Fran will rack up about 176 points against the Bears next week but at least I won't have to stay up late......[/B]
164.) JB - 09/08/2014
[QUOTE=Floyd;24508]C'mon.....Don't leave CE, get mad at Swampy, but stay.[/QUOTE]
You dont miss good friends sometimes till they are gone....
You dont miss good friends sometimes till they are gone....
165.) JB - 09/08/2014
[QUOTE=luv2bowhunt;24057]A nation of whiners. Imagine if this generation had to deal with the things the WW II generation had to deal with.[/QUOTE]
I have to go with you 1000% on that statement Luv...
I have to go with you 1000% on that statement Luv...
166.) luv2bowhunt - 09/08/2014
[QUOTE=crookedeye;24511]nope I got morals.. i'm sorry Floyd but this might be it..[/QUOTE]
What is going on around this place?
Suck it up you bunch of pansies. I didn't leave when everyone turned on me, I just hacked into Alex's server and reactivated my account. JB, you should agree with me more often. Every other year or so I come up with something good.
What is going on around this place?
Suck it up you bunch of pansies. I didn't leave when everyone turned on me, I just hacked into Alex's server and reactivated my account. JB, you should agree with me more often. Every other year or so I come up with something good.
167.) bluecat - 09/08/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;24488]My impression from having been in Florida and Nebraska both is that the women in Nebraska HAVE a lot more skin...
But I guess it's all about what you have most available to you...[/QUOTE]
Wow, that one is going to leave a mark.
But I guess it's all about what you have most available to you...[/QUOTE]
Wow, that one is going to leave a mark.
168.) Floyd - 09/08/2014
I look forward to Monday night football. No matter who's playing.
I wonder what snack food I'll make. I haven't made up my mind yet.
Nachos?
Buffalo wings?
Canapés?
hmmmm
I wonder what snack food I'll make. I haven't made up my mind yet.
Nachos?
Buffalo wings?
Canapés?
hmmmm
169.) Floyd - 09/08/2014
Maybe some hummus celery sticks with quinoa sprinkled over them?
170.) luv2bowhunt - 09/08/2014
I like shoo-fly pie.
171.) luv2bowhunt - 09/08/2014
I sent one to JB once. He said he luved it, but I bet he tossed it in the can as soon as he opened it. Never heard of a Cajun guy that could handle real molasses.
172.) Floyd - 09/08/2014
Ribs and potato skins for the game.
173.) BULLZ-i - 09/08/2014
2 GAMES FLOOZY, KEEP COOKING
174.) Floyd - 09/08/2014
14-0 Lions
175.) Floyd - 09/08/2014
[QUOTE=BULLZ-i;24680]2 GAMES FLOOZY, KEEP COOKING[/QUOTE]
Chargers and the Cardinals, you're calling that a game?
Chargers and the Cardinals, you're calling that a game?
176.) BULLZ-i - 09/09/2014
GO CHARGERS
177.) Floyd - 09/09/2014
7-14 Lions
178.) luv2bowhunt - 09/09/2014
Orioles up by 10 games now, magic # is 11. :tu:
179.) Floyd - 09/09/2014
Baseball is berry berry good
[video=youtube_share;i19rlHmAkUA]http://youtu.be/i19rlHmAkUA[/video]
[video=youtube_share;i19rlHmAkUA]http://youtu.be/i19rlHmAkUA[/video]
180.) Ventilator - 09/09/2014
Flouyd is a racist I see
181.) Floyd - 09/09/2014
Thursday nights game. Pittsburgh at Baltimore
You going for Baltimore, right Luv2?
You going for Baltimore, right Luv2?
182.) luv2bowhunt - 09/10/2014
Magic # is now 9.:shh:
Let the Yankees know I'm going to tell the fat lady to start warming up.
Ravens or Steelers............hmmm................Ravens seem like they too were staggered by Rice's left hook...........so I'll go with...........the Orioles.:wink
Let the Yankees know I'm going to tell the fat lady to start warming up.
Ravens or Steelers............hmmm................Ravens seem like they too were staggered by Rice's left hook...........so I'll go with...........the Orioles.:wink
183.) bluecat - 09/10/2014
You have to love the fall. Temperatures falling, leaves turning colors, burning roux wafting through the air and domestic violence season kicking into full swing.
184.) Swamp Fox - 09/10/2014
So, has anyone done a blow-by-blow either of the video or interpreting the statements of the combatants? All I see on TV and in print is what you would expect, even from people who usually don't drink a lot of Kool Aid. I know Rice's attorney floated the idea that the fiancé was the aggressor initially (not that that is an excuse unless she's venomous like a spitting cobra or has a brick in her purse) but I don't hear anyone even dare to examine that lately. At least not since what's-his-name over at ESPN (?) got crucified for giving his thoughts on DV a month or two ago.
So, just curious what commentary is out there that I might have missed.
So, just curious what commentary is out there that I might have missed.
185.) bluecat - 09/10/2014
This has all the classic signs of domestic violence. Woman beaten and thinks she is partially to blame.
186.) Swamp Fox - 09/10/2014
There was an interesting interview w. two ex-NFL wives re. DV and players' behavior off the field that I saw last night...
I missed what the White House had to say about it, though. Usually enjoy their commentary on the issues of the day.
I missed what the White House had to say about it, though. Usually enjoy their commentary on the issues of the day.
187.) Swamp Fox - 09/10/2014
Ex-wives of NFL players is what I meant. Not sure both men haven't retired. If I remember the names I could figure it out, LOL.
The gist of it from the women's perspective was that "the guys"---not limited to their former spouses--are loose cannons with short fuses. Sometimes no fuses at all but they sometimes go *boom* for no reason.
They made a good presentation.
The gist of it from the women's perspective was that "the guys"---not limited to their former spouses--are loose cannons with short fuses. Sometimes no fuses at all but they sometimes go *boom* for no reason.
They made a good presentation.
188.) bluecat - 09/10/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;24882]There was an interesting interview w. two ex-NFL wives re. DV and players' behavior off the field that I saw last night...
I missed what the White House had to say about it, though. Usually enjoy their commentary on the issues of the day.[/QUOTE]
After the polls come out they will be formulating a strategy. Stay tuned.
I missed what the White House had to say about it, though. Usually enjoy their commentary on the issues of the day.[/QUOTE]
After the polls come out they will be formulating a strategy. Stay tuned.
189.) bluecat - 09/10/2014
Actually Obama hadn't heard about it until he read it in the paper. Then advisors told him how he should feel about it. Then and only then did he decide to play 18 holes while the White House formulated a strategy which involved doing nothing.
190.) Swamp Fox - 09/10/2014
I'm pretty sure he was getting regular briefings on this...I mean, how could he not?
Oh, wait...
[I][B]Obama: I’m a better intelligence briefer than my intelligence briefers [/B]
Marc Thiessen | September 13, 2012, 2:22 pm\t
In today’s Washington Post, I quote NSC spokesman Tommy Vietor as explaining why his boss has skipped more than half his daily intelligence meetings since taking office – including every day in the week leading up to the attacks on our diplomatic facilities in Egypt and Libya: Obama, they say, doesn’t need briefers because he is just so much smarter than everyone else. As Vietor put it to me in an email, “Unlike your former boss [President Bush], he has it delivered to his residence in the morning and not briefed to him.”
The White House takes pride in the fact that Obama’s PDB is “not briefed to him” – because, they say, he is “among the most sophisticated consumers of intelligence on the planet.” That hubris brings to mind this revealing quote from a September 2008 New York Times profile of Obama:
“I think that I’m a better speechwriter than my speechwriters,” Mr. Obama told Patrick Gaspard, his political director, at the start of the 2008 campaign, according to The New Yorker. “I know more about policies on any particular issue than my policy directors. And I’ll tell you right now that I’m going to think I’m a better political director than my political director.”
So it should come as no surprise that apparently Barack Obama thinks he’s a better intelligence briefer than his intelligence briefers.
[/I]
[url]http://www.aei-ideas.org/2012/09/obama-im-a-better-intelligence-briefer-than-my-intelligence-briefers/[/url]
Oh, wait...
[I][B]Obama: I’m a better intelligence briefer than my intelligence briefers [/B]
Marc Thiessen | September 13, 2012, 2:22 pm\t
In today’s Washington Post, I quote NSC spokesman Tommy Vietor as explaining why his boss has skipped more than half his daily intelligence meetings since taking office – including every day in the week leading up to the attacks on our diplomatic facilities in Egypt and Libya: Obama, they say, doesn’t need briefers because he is just so much smarter than everyone else. As Vietor put it to me in an email, “Unlike your former boss [President Bush], he has it delivered to his residence in the morning and not briefed to him.”
The White House takes pride in the fact that Obama’s PDB is “not briefed to him” – because, they say, he is “among the most sophisticated consumers of intelligence on the planet.” That hubris brings to mind this revealing quote from a September 2008 New York Times profile of Obama:
“I think that I’m a better speechwriter than my speechwriters,” Mr. Obama told Patrick Gaspard, his political director, at the start of the 2008 campaign, according to The New Yorker. “I know more about policies on any particular issue than my policy directors. And I’ll tell you right now that I’m going to think I’m a better political director than my political director.”
So it should come as no surprise that apparently Barack Obama thinks he’s a better intelligence briefer than his intelligence briefers.
[/I]
[url]http://www.aei-ideas.org/2012/09/obama-im-a-better-intelligence-briefer-than-my-intelligence-briefers/[/url]
191.) Swamp Fox - 09/10/2014
Remember, this is a man who has said he "believes his own bullshit."
Actually, the quote is "You know, I actually believe my own bullshit."
I want to be clear...
But now, back to football, domestic violence and labor law...
Actually, the quote is "You know, I actually believe my own bullshit."
I want to be clear...
But now, back to football, domestic violence and labor law...
192.) luv2bowhunt - 09/10/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;24883]Ex-wives of NFL players is what I meant. Not sure both men haven't retired. If I remember the names I could figure it out, LOL.
The gist of it from the women's perspective was that "the guys"---not limited to their former spouses--are loose cannons with short fuses. Sometimes no fuses at all but they sometimes go *boom* for no reason.
They made a good presentation.[/QUOTE]
Steroids.
The gist of it from the women's perspective was that "the guys"---not limited to their former spouses--are loose cannons with short fuses. Sometimes no fuses at all but they sometimes go *boom* for no reason.
They made a good presentation.[/QUOTE]
Steroids.
193.) Wild Bob - 09/10/2014
So yoooouu did steroids too Luv2????
194.) luv2bowhunt - 09/10/2014
Yes. That's how I got so massive in size.
195.) Wild Bob - 09/10/2014
Well, that would explain your outbursts on here for sure! :wink
196.) Swamp Fox - 09/10/2014
LOL...
Luv2 with roid rage...Gotta luv it!
:grin:
Luv2 with roid rage...Gotta luv it!
:grin:
197.) Swamp Fox - 09/10/2014
[QUOTE=luv2bowhunt;24902]Yes. That's how I got so massive in size.[/QUOTE]
As opposed to mentally, or in your mind?
:wink
:wave:
As opposed to mentally, or in your mind?
:wink
:wave:
198.) luv2bowhunt - 09/10/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;24910]As opposed to mentally, or in your mind?
:wink
:wave:[/QUOTE]
See this is what I was talking about.................MIKE!!
:wink
:wave:[/QUOTE]
See this is what I was talking about.................MIKE!!
199.) Floyd - 09/10/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;24908]LOL...
Luv2 with roid rage...Gotta luv it!
:grin:[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;24910]As opposed to mentally, or in your mind?
:wink
:wave:[/QUOTE]
Dang Luv2, what did you do to deserve so much grievous attention from humble and lovable Swampy?
SWAMPY JIHAD ON LUV2!!!! Dog pile !!!
Luv2 with roid rage...Gotta luv it!
:grin:[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;24910]As opposed to mentally, or in your mind?
:wink
:wave:[/QUOTE]
Dang Luv2, what did you do to deserve so much grievous attention from humble and lovable Swampy?
SWAMPY JIHAD ON LUV2!!!! Dog pile !!!
200.) luv2bowhunt - 09/10/2014
[QUOTE=Floyd;24913]Dang Luv2, what did you do to deserve so much grievous attention from humble and lovable Swampy?[/QUOTE]
Lovable?
"He'll do you in smarty....he can leap about..........look at the bones!!!"
Lovable?
"He'll do you in smarty....he can leap about..........look at the bones!!!"
201.) Swamp Fox - 09/10/2014
:)
Excellent use of a Monty Python reference! Three points! LOL
I am holding one up my sleeve for the appropriate time...
If this were fifth grade, Luv2 and I would be giving Indian burns to each other...
Wait, can I say that?
Okay, noogies...
Ah, fifth grade...I was on the top of my game then...
Excellent use of a Monty Python reference! Three points! LOL
I am holding one up my sleeve for the appropriate time...
If this were fifth grade, Luv2 and I would be giving Indian burns to each other...
Wait, can I say that?
Okay, noogies...
Ah, fifth grade...I was on the top of my game then...
202.) Floyd - 09/10/2014
[QUOTE=luv2bowhunt;24914]Lovable?
"He'll do you in smarty....he can leap about..........look at the bones!!!"[/QUOTE
He is bright and wicked, but quick to fain innocents and ignorance.
Who? The Swamp Fox who thinks he's Wile E. Coyote? peep, peep. He can't even catch a road runner much less a wascally wabbit.
Oh, I get it. Wait for the boulder to fall, the carrot to explode, the train to hit. Naw, did I tell you he was bright and wicked? Oh wait, you told me - in a way.
"He'll do you in smarty....he can leap about..........look at the bones!!!"[/QUOTE
He is bright and wicked, but quick to fain innocents and ignorance.
Who? The Swamp Fox who thinks he's Wile E. Coyote? peep, peep. He can't even catch a road runner much less a wascally wabbit.
Oh, I get it. Wait for the boulder to fall, the carrot to explode, the train to hit. Naw, did I tell you he was bright and wicked? Oh wait, you told me - in a way.
203.) Swamp Fox - 09/10/2014
Thanks for all the compliments! :wink
204.) Floyd - 09/11/2014
Steelers vs Ravens tonight
205.) luv2bowhunt - 09/11/2014
Former murderers and current wife beaters VS. rapists and pot smokers.
Which do you like?
Which do you like?
206.) Swamp Fox - 09/11/2014
Steelers vs. Ravens?
[COLOR="#FF0000"]vs. [/COLOR]
I'm gonna have to say...um...Ravens.
[COLOR="#FF0000"]vs. [/COLOR]
I'm gonna have to say...um...Ravens.
207.) Floyd - 09/11/2014
[QUOTE=luv2bowhunt;24997]Former murderers and current wife beaters VS. rapists and pot smokers.
Which do you like?[/QUOTE]
Neither one.
Seems Swampy likes the rapist and pot smokers. Good job Swampy.
Which do you like?[/QUOTE]
Neither one.
Seems Swampy likes the rapist and pot smokers. Good job Swampy.
208.) Swamp Fox - 09/11/2014
I look forward to the NFL boycott...
209.) Floyd - 09/11/2014
NFL….. National Felons League
210.) DParker - 09/11/2014
[QUOTE=Floyd;25006]Neither one.
Seems Swampy likes the rapist and pot smokers. Good job Swampy.[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube_share;wIgFbqRngjA]http://youtu.be/wIgFbqRngjA[/video]
Seems Swampy likes the rapist and pot smokers. Good job Swampy.[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube_share;wIgFbqRngjA]http://youtu.be/wIgFbqRngjA[/video]
211.) Swamp Fox - 09/11/2014
LOL...
I have a memory like a goldfish compared to that...
:clap: :tu:
I have a memory like a goldfish compared to that...
:clap: :tu:
212.) DParker - 09/11/2014
213.) bluecat - 09/11/2014
I'm thinking the Dallas Cowboys are very familiar with white powdery substances. Must have been the rookie from BYU that found it.
214.) Floyd - 09/12/2014
Game on...
215.) Swamp Fox - 09/12/2014
Yay, team!
216.) bluecat - 09/12/2014
She knows exactly what she's doin."
Name that clip.
Name that clip.
217.) DParker - 09/12/2014
[I] The Sandlot [/I]
218.) bluecat - 09/12/2014
That works too. I was thinking of "Cool Hand Luke".
219.) DParker - 09/12/2014
Dammit. That was my first choice, but I figured you were trying to throw us a curve ball by citing the lesser known of the two.
By the way, you haven't truly experienced [I]Cool Hand Luke[/I] until you've seen it dubbed into French while sitting half tanked in a Canadian hotel room on a business trip.
By the way, you haven't truly experienced [I]Cool Hand Luke[/I] until you've seen it dubbed into French while sitting half tanked in a Canadian hotel room on a business trip.
220.) Floyd - 09/14/2014
Wow, Cowboys won. I wonder what they did wrong to win?
Buffalo won again. They are hot.
Buffalo won again. They are hot.
221.) Floyd - 09/23/2014
Monday Night Football
Jets vs Bears
Jets vs Bears
222.) PB - 09/23/2014
I don't care about the outcome either way...at least I wouldn't, if not for Rex Ryan...Can't stand the guy.
223.) Floyd - 09/23/2014
You retired PB?
224.) Triton Rich - 09/24/2014
[QUOTE=Floyd;25781]Monday Night Football
Jets vs Bears[/QUOTE]
[B]Well, I'm happy the Bears won but that sure wasn't pretty. Already weak at safety and they lost three of them in the game. Can't wait to see what bum they'll have to sign off the street now! I thought the O line handled the pressure pretty darn well though so that's encouraging.[/B]
Jets vs Bears[/QUOTE]
[B]Well, I'm happy the Bears won but that sure wasn't pretty. Already weak at safety and they lost three of them in the game. Can't wait to see what bum they'll have to sign off the street now! I thought the O line handled the pressure pretty darn well though so that's encouraging.[/B]
225.) Floyd - 09/24/2014
Giants vs Redskins this Thursday.
226.) Floyd - 09/25/2014
Wow, the announcers are saying, "Redskins".
Nice.
Nice.
227.) PB - 09/28/2014
[QUOTE=Floyd;25785]You retired PB?[/QUOTE]
tiredandretired--that's my e-addy. :-)
Officially I'm not retired until January, but I sure am enjoying a lot of time off in the mean-time.
tiredandretired--that's my e-addy. :-)
Officially I'm not retired until January, but I sure am enjoying a lot of time off in the mean-time.
228.) PB - 09/28/2014
[QUOTE=Floyd;25953]Wow, the announcers are saying, "Redskins".
Nice.[/QUOTE]
Shows how much announcers know... :-)
Nice.[/QUOTE]
Shows how much announcers know... :-)
229.) Floyd - 09/30/2014
Monday Night Football
NE beats KC
NE beats KC
230.) Swamp Fox - 09/30/2014
Or, maybe not.
Keep your eye on KC.
As I said a couple of weeks ago, New England is over-rated.
And who knew sliding in the end zone on your knees was a penalty?
I believe I'd say something in the next meeting of the Rules Geniuses.
Keep your eye on KC.
As I said a couple of weeks ago, New England is over-rated.
And who knew sliding in the end zone on your knees was a penalty?
I believe I'd say something in the next meeting of the Rules Geniuses.
231.) Floyd - 10/02/2014
Thursday Night Football
Vikings vs Packers
You got the Vikings Swampy?
Should be a close game.
Vikings vs Packers
You got the Vikings Swampy?
Should be a close game.
232.) Floyd - 10/02/2014
End of the 5th inning Orioles beating the Tigers 3-2
233.) Swamp Fox - 10/02/2014
I never call a game against the Vikings...That's bad juju.
I agree it should be close unless the Pack falls apart more than usual.
I agree it should be close unless the Pack falls apart more than usual.
234.) Swamp Fox - 10/03/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;26212]...I agree it should be close unless the Pack falls apart more than usual.[/QUOTE]
Did I say Pack? I meant Vikes...:re:
Holy cow. They looked like a team I used to play against in grade school. Of course, my team was made up of smart, superior athletes from 10-13 years old...
Did I say Pack? I meant Vikes...:re:
Holy cow. They looked like a team I used to play against in grade school. Of course, my team was made up of smart, superior athletes from 10-13 years old...
235.) Swamp Fox - 10/09/2014
Texans vs. Colts....Haven't spent a lot of time watching either team this season, but I'd like to see sentimental favorite Houston pull off the upset.
236.) Swamp Fox - 10/10/2014
Holy Moley! Kareem Jackson braces for unemployment!
237.) Triton Rich - 10/10/2014
[B] Watch for the Bears Falcons contest on Sun to be a battle of who's defense can be more inept and which team can have more plays where you ask yourself "how could somebody possibly be so stupid!"[/B]:bang:
238.) billy b - 10/10/2014
Don't worry about us cowboys BULLZ-i, we're just passing thru.:shh:
239.) crookedeye - 10/12/2014
looks like we got the cowboys vs the sea chickens today...this is going to be a test for the cowboys ..i'm hoping they can pull it off... Floyd what do you think about this match up?
240.) crookedeye - 10/12/2014
omg! billy are you watching this game??
241.) crookedeye - 10/12/2014
this is probally one of the greatest games I seen.. romo is the man...
242.) crookedeye - 10/12/2014
OMG!!
243.) crookedeye - 10/12/2014
holy chit ...the cowboys are for real...
bullzi you suck....lol
bullzi you suck....lol
244.) crookedeye - 10/12/2014
man they looked good..
245.) billy b - 10/12/2014
I had a feeling, that's why I tickeled at BULLZ-i a little:wink
246.) BULLZ-i - 10/13/2014
FOR SOME REASON WE ALWAYS HAVE TRBL WITH THE TEAMS WE SHOULD BLOW OUT AND BEAT THE TEAMS WE SHOULD HAVE PROBLEMS WITH, SEASON WAS SORTA SIMILAR TO THIS LAST YEAR AT THIS TIME TOO. MIGHT HAVE THE HANGOVER, BUT I THINK THE REALITY CHECK CAME EARLY ENUFF IN THE SEASON. WE'LL SEE.
CROOKEDEYE YOU BLOW... LOL
CROOKEDEYE YOU BLOW... LOL
247.) BULLZ-i - 10/14/2014
NOT LIKELY, BUT GO RAMS
248.) Swamp Fox - 11/24/2014
[B][SIZE=5][COLOR="#FF0000"]Wake Up, You Losers![/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4][COLOR="#0000CD"]Cowboys vs. GIANTS...[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=4][COLOR="#0000CD"]Cowboys vs. GIANTS...[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]
249.) Swamp Fox - 11/24/2014
[SIZE=5][COLOR="#FF0000"]HOLY FREAKIN' COW!!!![/COLOR][/SIZE]