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1.) DParker - 06/10/2014
Pie is the only civilized answer, of course. But let's see who gets it wrong. :p
2.) Swamp Fox - 06/10/2014
[I]What do I think of Western civilization? I think it would be a very good idea.
[/I]--- Mahatma Gandhi
Cake is the[B] correct[/B] answer.
Civilization is over-rated.
Please give me a corner piece.
When I want to re-live the depravity of high school, I solve for pie.
[/I]--- Mahatma Gandhi
Cake is the[B] correct[/B] answer.
Civilization is over-rated.
Please give me a corner piece.
When I want to re-live the depravity of high school, I solve for pie.
3.) DParker - 06/10/2014
And here I thought I knew you.
4.) Swamp Fox - 06/10/2014
I am a man of many frostings...
5.) DParker - 06/10/2014
Stop that! This thread is becoming very silly.
15 views, but only 2 votes. That's what's wrong with America.
15 views, but only 2 votes. That's what's wrong with America.
6.) Forkie McRut - 06/10/2014
Depends on the pie.
Red Velvet Cake > Lemon, Cherry, Pecan Pie
Apple, Strawberry, Peanut Butter Pie > All other cake
Red Velvet Cake > Lemon, Cherry, Pecan Pie
Apple, Strawberry, Peanut Butter Pie > All other cake
7.) Hunter - 06/10/2014
Cake of course! Any other answer would half-baked!
Stop starting polls after my bed time!! Us old guys need our sleep.
Stop starting polls after my bed time!! Us old guys need our sleep.
8.) bluecat - 06/10/2014
Generally I'm a pie man - cherry or pecan. But I do like a good lemon cake.
9.) NEBigAl - 06/10/2014
I think the average cake is better than the average pie, but once you get into higher quality stuff the lines really blur
10.) DParker - 06/10/2014
Allow me to present the irrefutable evidence:
You can bake nearly anything...fruit, vegetables, gravy-soaked roadkill...into a flaky pie crust and it will taste delicious.
Squirrel cake? I don't think so, Tim.
I rest my case.
You can bake nearly anything...fruit, vegetables, gravy-soaked roadkill...into a flaky pie crust and it will taste delicious.
Squirrel cake? I don't think so, Tim.
I rest my case.
11.) Jon - 06/10/2014
I've never met a pie I didn't eat.
12.) DParker - 06/10/2014
[QUOTE=Jon;20581]I've never met a pie I didn't eat.[/QUOTE]
Good answer. But talk is cheap. You need to put your vote where your berry-stained mouth is! :wink
Good answer. But talk is cheap. You need to put your vote where your berry-stained mouth is! :wink
13.) Swamp Fox - 06/10/2014
[QUOTE=DParker;20580]Allow me to present the irrefutable evidence:
You can bake nearly anything...fruit, vegetables, gravy-soaked roadkill...into a flaky pie crust and it will taste delicious.
Squirrel cake? I don't think so, Tim.
I rest my case.[/QUOTE]
Oh, sure, if what your little sister can make with her Easy Bake Oven is the yardstick. You seem to have fallen for the soft crust of low expectations....
Gimme any cake my old-fashioned grandma used to make...Not that she didn't make mean pies as well...Back in the day when grandmas knew how to bake, and kicked ass at it...
You can bake nearly anything...fruit, vegetables, gravy-soaked roadkill...into a flaky pie crust and it will taste delicious.
Squirrel cake? I don't think so, Tim.
I rest my case.[/QUOTE]
Oh, sure, if what your little sister can make with her Easy Bake Oven is the yardstick. You seem to have fallen for the soft crust of low expectations....
Gimme any cake my old-fashioned grandma used to make...Not that she didn't make mean pies as well...Back in the day when grandmas knew how to bake, and kicked ass at it...
14.) bluecat - 06/10/2014
Good point. You have to like it when grannies kick ass.
15.) Swamp Fox - 06/10/2014
That's what I'm sayin'!
16.) DParker - 06/10/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20588]Oh, sure, if what your little sister can make with her Easy Bake Oven is the yardstick. You seem to have fallen for the soft crust of low expectations....
Gimme any cake my old-fashioned grandma used to make...Not that she didn't make mean pies as well...Back in the day when grandmas knew how to bake, and kicked ass at it...[/QUOTE]
Your Grannie made squirrel cake?
And I don't have a sister. But the cute little blonde girl next door had an Easy Bake Oven, and was an endless supply of itty-bitty cupcakes. OK, so my 7 year-old culinary standards weren't that high. At least I'd stopped eating paste.
Gimme any cake my old-fashioned grandma used to make...Not that she didn't make mean pies as well...Back in the day when grandmas knew how to bake, and kicked ass at it...[/QUOTE]
Your Grannie made squirrel cake?
And I don't have a sister. But the cute little blonde girl next door had an Easy Bake Oven, and was an endless supply of itty-bitty cupcakes. OK, so my 7 year-old culinary standards weren't that high. At least I'd stopped eating paste.
17.) billy b - 06/10/2014
Chocolate or buttermilk are my favorite pies, I like cobbler better than cake.
18.) DParker - 06/10/2014
[QUOTE=billy b;20596]Chocolate or buttermilk are my favorite pies, [B]I like cobbler better than cake[/B].[/QUOTE]
Ditto.
Ditto.
19.) bluecat - 06/10/2014
20.) bluecat - 06/10/2014
21.) bluecat - 06/10/2014
22.) bluecat - 06/10/2014
23.) bluecat - 06/10/2014
24.) DParker - 06/10/2014
See? Cakes are always bad news.
25.) bluecat - 06/10/2014
Some cakes are Ok.
26.) DParker - 06/10/2014
[QUOTE=bluecat;20604]
Some cakes are Ok.[/QUOTE]
Cake?
Some cakes are Ok.[/QUOTE]
Cake?
27.) Deerminator - 06/11/2014
[QUOTE=bluecat;20604]
Some cakes are Ok.[/QUOTE]
Milk always goes good with cake:grin:
Some cakes are Ok.[/QUOTE]
Milk always goes good with cake:grin:
28.) Floyd - 06/11/2014
A troll thread if there ever was one.
Opine, ol'great opinarier.
Opine, ol'great opinarier.
29.) Floyd - 06/11/2014
Ode to the pie feast
My belly full the soul flies
The flies eat whats left
My belly full the soul flies
The flies eat whats left
30.) Swamp Fox - 06/11/2014
[QUOTE=bluecat;20604]
Some cakes are Ok.[/QUOTE]
BABYCAKES!
:clap:
All you need to know is girls don't jump out of pies...
See? Case closed...:grin:
Some cakes are Ok.[/QUOTE]
BABYCAKES!
:clap:
All you need to know is girls don't jump out of pies...
See? Case closed...:grin:
31.) DParker - 06/11/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20620]All you need to know is girls don't jump out of pies...
See? Case closed...:grin:[/QUOTE]
Au contraire....
Halloween Cherry Pie (even won a blue ribbon)....
She hearts pie...
Fun with pies...
See? Case closed...:grin:[/QUOTE]
Au contraire....
Halloween Cherry Pie (even won a blue ribbon)....
She hearts pie...
Fun with pies...
32.) Swamp Fox - 06/11/2014
Oh, sure...
What's next? A dwarf toss?
:p
What's next? A dwarf toss?
:p
33.) Jon - 06/11/2014
I've never heard of hair cake. case closed
34.) billy b - 06/12/2014
[B]BUTTERMILK PIE[/B]
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[/URL]
[B]BUTTERMILK PIE[/B]
[URL=http://s218.photobucket.com/user/billybank/media/100_1325.jpg.html]
[/URL]
[B]HERE"S YOUR SWAMP FOX CAKE EATER[/B]
[URL=http://s218.photobucket.com/user/billybank/media/100_1039-3.jpg.html]
[/URL]
[URL=http://s218.photobucket.com/user/billybank/media/100_1322.jpg.html]
[/URL][B]BUTTERMILK PIE[/B]
[URL=http://s218.photobucket.com/user/billybank/media/100_1325.jpg.html]
[/URL][B]HERE"S YOUR SWAMP FOX CAKE EATER[/B]
[URL=http://s218.photobucket.com/user/billybank/media/100_1039-3.jpg.html]
[/URL]35.) Deerminator - 06/12/2014
:omg:
36.) Floyd - 06/12/2014
Guilty!
37.) Swamp Fox - 06/12/2014
[COLOR="#008080"][B][SIZE=5]Classic![/SIZE][/B][/COLOR]
:wave:
:wave:
38.) Floyd - 06/12/2014
[B][SIZE=5][COLOR="#0000FF"]And Billy was like...... [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]
39.) Swamp Fox - 06/12/2014
Look who likes pie...
[url]http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/cb/05/16/cb0516bed6572e502cc6bdcdc4fa58e8.jpg[/url]
Here's a pie he should try...
ak0.pinimg.com/736x/cb/05/16/cb0516bed6572e502cc6bdcdc4fa58e8.jpg
[url]http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/cb/05/16/cb0516bed6572e502cc6bdcdc4fa58e8.jpg[/url]
Here's a pie he should try...
ak0.pinimg.com/736x/cb/05/16/cb0516bed6572e502cc6bdcdc4fa58e8.jpg
40.) Swamp Fox - 06/12/2014
Look who likes pie:
[video]http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/73...cdc4fa58e8.jpg[/video]
Here's a pie he should try:
:fire:
[video]http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/73...cdc4fa58e8.jpg[/video]
Here's a pie he should try:
:fire:
41.) Swamp Fox - 06/12/2014
Look who likes pie:
Here's a pie he should try:
:bang:
:dig:
Here's a pie he should try:
:bang:
:dig:
42.) bluecat - 06/12/2014
He likes pie just not American Pie.
43.) Swamp Fox - 06/12/2014
LOL....
It's hard to eat pie when everything's on the table...but not everything's [I]really [/I]on the table...
It's hard to eat pie when everything's on the table...but not everything's [I]really [/I]on the table...
44.) Swamp Fox - 06/12/2014
We need to hear from more cake-eaters if we're going to pull this country out of the ditch...
Vote for Pedro....and cake...
Vote for Pedro....and cake...
45.) bluecat - 06/12/2014
I thought it was funny when Alton Brown said frosting was a cake delivery system.
46.) Swamp Fox - 06/12/2014
LOL...
Chicks dig cake...
Chicks dig cake...
47.) Swamp Fox - 06/12/2014
[QUOTE=bluecat;20675]I thought it was funny when Alton Brown said frosting was a cake delivery system.[/QUOTE]
I suspect people who don't like frosting are descendants of the Puritans...
They don't like sex, either....Too afraid it will lead to dancing.
:wink
I suspect people who don't like frosting are descendants of the Puritans...
They don't like sex, either....Too afraid it will lead to dancing.
:wink
48.) bluecat - 06/12/2014
:-)
I thought all the gushy stuff lead to broken hearts.
Kody tells his daughter and her boyfriend: 'I am very well aware of how the heart works at 17 and 18 versus at 25.'
The awkward conversation continued: 'What we want to prevent as parents are the danger zones. Kissing, holding hands that all leads to broken hearts.
[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2652402/Sister-Wives-star-Kody-Brown-shares-conservative-views-man-talk-boy-dating-daughter.html[/url]
This guy has 5 wives, he knows a thing or to about all this.
I thought all the gushy stuff lead to broken hearts.
Kody tells his daughter and her boyfriend: 'I am very well aware of how the heart works at 17 and 18 versus at 25.'
The awkward conversation continued: 'What we want to prevent as parents are the danger zones. Kissing, holding hands that all leads to broken hearts.
[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2652402/Sister-Wives-star-Kody-Brown-shares-conservative-views-man-talk-boy-dating-daughter.html[/url]
This guy has 5 wives, he knows a thing or to about all this.
49.) bluecat - 06/12/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20672]LOL....
It's hard to eat pie when everything's on the table...but not everything's [I]really [/I]on the table...[/QUOTE]
It's transparent pie.
It's hard to eat pie when everything's on the table...but not everything's [I]really [/I]on the table...[/QUOTE]
It's transparent pie.
50.) bluecat - 06/12/2014
This guy has lived in the danger zone more than Maverick.
51.) Swamp Fox - 06/12/2014
Also, it's a community pie...
I tried to find a quote of the international-cooperation and lead-from-behind gobbledygook he was spouting today with the Australian prime minister but I came up snake eyes. The top Yahoo search result today when you type in "Obama" is "Obama impeachment 2014", by the way, LOL. No lie.
[I]American leadership in the twenty-first century is going to involve our capacity to build international institutions, coalitions that can act effectively, and the promotion of norms, rules, laws, ideals and values that create greater prosperity and peace, not just in our own borders, but outside as well.[/I]--BHO, From a few days ago...
My only question: How's that been working out for you lately? :re:
Here are some norms and laws he admires:
President Obama points to Australian gun control laws as an example of why the US ‘should be ashamed’
[url]http://www.news.com.au/national/president-obama-points-to-australian-gun-control-laws-as-an-example-of-why-the-us-should-be-ashamed/story-fncynjr2-1226950336777[/url]
[url]http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/380033/obama-praises-australias-gun-confiscation-charles-c-w-cooke[/url]
Now, back to our regularly scheduled bake-off...or maybe not....:wink
I tried to find a quote of the international-cooperation and lead-from-behind gobbledygook he was spouting today with the Australian prime minister but I came up snake eyes. The top Yahoo search result today when you type in "Obama" is "Obama impeachment 2014", by the way, LOL. No lie.
[I]American leadership in the twenty-first century is going to involve our capacity to build international institutions, coalitions that can act effectively, and the promotion of norms, rules, laws, ideals and values that create greater prosperity and peace, not just in our own borders, but outside as well.[/I]--BHO, From a few days ago...
My only question: How's that been working out for you lately? :re:
Here are some norms and laws he admires:
President Obama points to Australian gun control laws as an example of why the US ‘should be ashamed’
[url]http://www.news.com.au/national/president-obama-points-to-australian-gun-control-laws-as-an-example-of-why-the-us-should-be-ashamed/story-fncynjr2-1226950336777[/url]
[url]http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/380033/obama-praises-australias-gun-confiscation-charles-c-w-cooke[/url]
Now, back to our regularly scheduled bake-off...or maybe not....:wink
52.) Wild Bob - 06/12/2014
Pie.
53.) Swamp Fox - 06/12/2014
This is sad....
54.) Wild Bob - 06/12/2014
OK, I'll bite...sad how?
55.) Wild Bob - 06/12/2014
It's just the world we live in...real men prefer pie.
56.) Swamp Fox - 06/12/2014
My side has taken quite a battering on this thread...
One of my favorite bumper stickers around here these days:
[I]Driver Picks The Music---Shotgun Shuts His Pie-Hole[/I]
:-)
One of my favorite bumper stickers around here these days:
[I]Driver Picks The Music---Shotgun Shuts His Pie-Hole[/I]
:-)
57.) Wild Bob - 06/12/2014
Hahahahhahah! :-)
Food for thought:
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Food for thought:
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[/URL]58.) Wild Bob - 06/12/2014
Or....
[URL=http://s763.photobucket.com/user/WildBob_2009/media/Cakeeater_zpsf8f7dc8a.jpg.html]
[/URL]
[URL=http://s763.photobucket.com/user/WildBob_2009/media/Cakeeater_zpsf8f7dc8a.jpg.html]
[/URL]59.) Swamp Fox - 06/12/2014
LOL
You have me at a disadvantage...I have no skills...
I mean no photoshop skills...:-)
You have me at a disadvantage...I have no skills...
I mean no photoshop skills...:-)
60.) Floyd - 06/12/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20700]LOL
You have me at a disadvantage...I have no skills...
I mean no photoshop skills...:-)[/QUOTE]
In the unspoken words of Swampy, "Pish posh, let them eat cake!"
You have me at a disadvantage...I have no skills...
I mean no photoshop skills...:-)[/QUOTE]
In the unspoken words of Swampy, "Pish posh, let them eat cake!"
61.) Swamp Fox - 06/12/2014
All I'm saying is let's not lose our heads about this...
62.) Floyd - 06/12/2014
Sure, what ever you say Cupcake.
63.) Swamp Fox - 06/13/2014
Don't get your buns all hot and cross, Sugarpie!
64.) Floyd - 06/13/2014
Minority report - Twinkie Swampy put the ho hos and ding dongs down. You'll have cream filling plaster all over the place.
65.) Floyd - 06/13/2014
Yell Uncle Moon Pie. You ain't going to win.
66.) Swamp Fox - 06/13/2014
You can kneadle me all you want...All your arguments are half-baked!
67.) Floyd - 06/13/2014
Talk to the hand Little Debbie.
68.) Swamp Fox - 06/13/2014
Oh, what a give-away!
Did you hear that?! ...Did hear that, eh!?
That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you!
Did you hear that?! ...Did hear that, eh!?
That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you!
69.) Floyd - 06/13/2014
Can't take the Zingers huh?
You're no huckleberry pie.
You're no huckleberry pie.
70.) Swamp Fox - 06/13/2014
You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened pastry had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened pastry had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
71.) billy b - 06/13/2014
Shut your pie hole:nk:
72.) Swamp Fox - 06/13/2014
I feel like I've brought a spatula to a rolling pin fight...
Wait til tomorrow when my cake reinforcements arrive.
:pray:
LOL
Wait til tomorrow when my cake reinforcements arrive.
:pray:
LOL
73.) DParker - 06/13/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20716]I feel like I've brought a spatula to a rolling pin fight...
Wait til tomorrow when my cake reinforcements arrive.
:pray:
LOL[/QUOTE]
You just can't compete with the upper crust.
Wait til tomorrow when my cake reinforcements arrive.
:pray:
LOL[/QUOTE]
You just can't compete with the upper crust.
74.) Floyd - 06/13/2014
He can't take the heat
Rumbled in the kitchen
Cake falls in the oven
Poor Swampy is flat as an apple fritter.
Rumbled in the kitchen
Cake falls in the oven
Poor Swampy is flat as an apple fritter.
75.) bluecat - 06/13/2014
[QUOTE=DParker;20717]You just can't compete with the upper crust.[/QUOTE]
He is really taking a battering.
He is really taking a battering.
76.) bluecat - 06/13/2014
[QUOTE=DParker;20717]You just can't compete with the upper crust.[/QUOTE]
He doesn't know when he has been beaten.
He doesn't know when he has been beaten.
77.) Hunter - 06/13/2014
Keep fighting the good fight, Swampy!!
What keeps cakes #1? FROSTING!!
What keeps cakes #1? FROSTING!!
78.) Swamp Fox - 06/13/2014
LOL...
I ain't whipped yet...
I ain't whipped yet...
79.) Wild Bob - 06/13/2014
Did I hear fight? LOL....
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[/URL]80.) Floyd - 06/13/2014
[QUOTE=Hunter;20731]Keep fighting the good fight, Swampy!!
What keeps cakes #1? FROSTING!![/QUOTE]
That's helps? What you are saying is, without frosting, cake would not be number one? That is to say, since cake is not number one, without frosting its much worse.
Swampy Sponge Cake don't need your kind of help Hunter.
What keeps cakes #1? FROSTING!![/QUOTE]
That's helps? What you are saying is, without frosting, cake would not be number one? That is to say, since cake is not number one, without frosting its much worse.
Swampy Sponge Cake don't need your kind of help Hunter.
81.) Hunter - 06/13/2014
[QUOTE=Floyd;20756]That's helps? What you are saying is, without frosting, cake would not be number one? That is to say, since cake is not number one, without frosting its much worse.
Swampy Sponge Cake don't need your kind of help Hunter.[/QUOTE]
No...... i mean it's better, uh.... I mean cake is .......no wait.......frosting is great on .................... forget it! :bang:
Sorry, Swampy (I still believe in your cause!)
Swampy Sponge Cake don't need your kind of help Hunter.[/QUOTE]
No...... i mean it's better, uh.... I mean cake is .......no wait.......frosting is great on .................... forget it! :bang:
Sorry, Swampy (I still believe in your cause!)
82.) Hunter - 06/13/2014
Let the battle continue.........
83.) Floyd - 06/13/2014
[QUOTE=Hunter;20757]No...... i mean it's better, uh.... I mean cake is .......no wait.......frosting is great on .................... forget it! :bang:
Sorry, Swampy (I still believe in your cause!)[/QUOTE]
Like you, I have empathy for Swampy's cause. No shame in cheering on the underdog. He will fight the good fight.
He will relent and fight back, relent and fight back until the last bite of his pineapple upside down cake madness is no longer.
Atlas, poor Swampy, I knew his fool cakery well. A man of infinite cake badder and frostingness. He licked the bowl, but could not lick the pie.
Sorry, Swampy (I still believe in your cause!)[/QUOTE]
Like you, I have empathy for Swampy's cause. No shame in cheering on the underdog. He will fight the good fight.
He will relent and fight back, relent and fight back until the last bite of his pineapple upside down cake madness is no longer.
Atlas, poor Swampy, I knew his fool cakery well. A man of infinite cake badder and frostingness. He licked the bowl, but could not lick the pie.
84.) Swamp Fox - 06/13/2014
:-)
Cake is clearly Number 1, with or without frosting.
Pie is 3.14159, or worse...
Cake is clearly Number 1, with or without frosting.
Pie is 3.14159, or worse...
85.) Floyd - 06/13/2014
You dance around the issue almost as good as Chuck Hagel dances around questions in a congressional hearing.
Almost
But, you are entertaining. Like the "Plus Size Ladies Club" at a dessert bar fisting into their mauls with cakes and cupcak.......
ugg, I just grossed myself out with a mental picture of adding Swampy, vegetable oil and wrestling to that scene.
Dang Swampy....
Almost
But, you are entertaining. Like the "Plus Size Ladies Club" at a dessert bar fisting into their mauls with cakes and cupcak.......
ugg, I just grossed myself out with a mental picture of adding Swampy, vegetable oil and wrestling to that scene.
Dang Swampy....
86.) Floyd - 06/13/2014
Did we scare away Baxter23 yet?
87.) Swamp Fox - 06/13/2014
mmmm....Lard....
88.) Wild Bob - 06/13/2014
Gentlemen, Gentlemen...now come on.
We all know that [I]pie makes the world go around[/I]; a world without pie would render us all non-hetero or make us plants, or some kind of freak insects. This just cannot be. Even if you're not one for blueberry, strawberry, rhubarb, mince-meat, pumpkin, or any of the assorted custard or nut pies....you just can't be American if you don't pledge to like apple pie! :hb:
Think about it, a world without pie would just be [I]wrong[/I] on so many levels!!!
We all know that [I]pie makes the world go around[/I]; a world without pie would render us all non-hetero or make us plants, or some kind of freak insects. This just cannot be. Even if you're not one for blueberry, strawberry, rhubarb, mince-meat, pumpkin, or any of the assorted custard or nut pies....you just can't be American if you don't pledge to like apple pie! :hb:
Think about it, a world without pie would just be [I]wrong[/I] on so many levels!!!
89.) bluecat - 06/13/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20764]mmmm....Lard....[/QUOTE]
Lard is a food group isn't it?
Lard is a food group isn't it?
90.) bluecat - 06/13/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20761]:-)
Cake is clearly Number 1, with or without frosting.
Pie is 3.14159, or worse...[/QUOTE]
Pies are round but some Pies are squared...
Cake is clearly Number 1, with or without frosting.
Pie is 3.14159, or worse...[/QUOTE]
Pies are round but some Pies are squared...
91.) Swamp Fox - 06/13/2014
Ladies, ladies...
No one is suggesting we do away with pie, or denying its role as a way to clear out leftovers and random things from the back of the refrigerator...
But remember, if pies were so great, no one would leave them out on windowsills for hoboes to steal...
No one is suggesting we do away with pie, or denying its role as a way to clear out leftovers and random things from the back of the refrigerator...
But remember, if pies were so great, no one would leave them out on windowsills for hoboes to steal...
92.) bluecat - 06/13/2014
:-)
I'm awarding Swampy +3 points for the reversal.
I'm awarding Swampy +3 points for the reversal.
93.) bluecat - 06/13/2014
Swampy are you like me and like cold cake better than warm cake? On a cold cake the frosting hardens up a bit and becomes a formidable texture.
I don't often eat cake, but when I do I prefer Dos Lemonas Cake.
I don't often eat cake, but when I do I prefer Dos Lemonas Cake.
94.) Floyd - 06/13/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20769]Ladies, ladies... (Insulting is no way to win an argument, means you have lost.)
No one is suggesting we do away with pie, or denying its role as a way to clear out leftovers and random things from the back of the refrigerator...
But remember, pies are so great, everyone leaves them out on windowsills to share hobos and everyone else...[/QUOTE]
FIXED
Insulting hobos is not good Swampy.
Besides, thanks for admitting that pies a worth stealing.
I hear you have to give cakes away. And you have to trick people into doing it. Like at cake walks and the like.
No one is suggesting we do away with pie, or denying its role as a way to clear out leftovers and random things from the back of the refrigerator...
But remember, pies are so great, everyone leaves them out on windowsills to share hobos and everyone else...[/QUOTE]
FIXED
Insulting hobos is not good Swampy.
Besides, thanks for admitting that pies a worth stealing.
I hear you have to give cakes away. And you have to trick people into doing it. Like at cake walks and the like.
95.) Wild Bob - 06/13/2014
That's right...you never hear of 'Pie Walks!'
96.) Floyd - 06/13/2014
Swampy has a cat named Piewacket.
Yep, you just know that's the reason.
Yep, you just know that's the reason.
97.) DParker - 06/13/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20769]Ladies, ladies...
No one is suggesting we do away with pie, or denying its role as a way to clear out leftovers and random things from the back of the refrigerator...
But remember, if pies were so great, no one would leave them out on windowsills for hoboes to steal...[/QUOTE]
Why do you hate science?
[URL="http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/03/pie-verus-cake-scientific-approach.html"]Cake Versus Pie: A Scientific Approach[/URL]
With most precincts reporting in and the incumbent leading by 3:1 I'm projecting Pie as the probably winner in this race.
No one is suggesting we do away with pie, or denying its role as a way to clear out leftovers and random things from the back of the refrigerator...
But remember, if pies were so great, no one would leave them out on windowsills for hoboes to steal...[/QUOTE]
Why do you hate science?
[URL="http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/03/pie-verus-cake-scientific-approach.html"]Cake Versus Pie: A Scientific Approach[/URL]
With most precincts reporting in and the incumbent leading by 3:1 I'm projecting Pie as the probably winner in this race.
98.) Floyd - 06/13/2014
[QUOTE=DParker;20778]Why do you hate science?
[URL="http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/03/pie-verus-cake-scientific-approach.html"]Cake Versus Pie: A Scientific Approach[/URL][/QUOTE]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=7][COLOR="#FF0000"][B][U]BOOM![/U][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
[URL="http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/03/pie-verus-cake-scientific-approach.html"]Cake Versus Pie: A Scientific Approach[/URL][/QUOTE]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=7][COLOR="#FF0000"][B][U]BOOM![/U][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
99.) bluecat - 06/13/2014
That's a hoot DP. Think Swampy can interpret those graphs?
100.) Swamp Fox - 06/13/2014
Wait..."Ladies" is an insult?---:pop:
I wasn't insulting hobos, or hoboes, either of which is acceptable, except that neither is accceptable lurking around your windowsill.
Pies are evidently worth stealing to hoboes, which just goes to show that desperate times call for desperate measures. :wink
If anyone would like to give some cakes away, I promise you wouldn't have to trick me into taking them. :-)
I wasn't insulting hobos, or hoboes, either of which is acceptable, except that neither is accceptable lurking around your windowsill.
Pies are evidently worth stealing to hoboes, which just goes to show that desperate times call for desperate measures. :wink
If anyone would like to give some cakes away, I promise you wouldn't have to trick me into taking them. :-)
101.) DParker - 06/13/2014
Maybe this is the answer to world peace....
102.) Floyd - 06/13/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20781]Wait..."Ladies" is an insult?---:pop:
I wasn't insulting hobos, or hoboes, either of which is acceptable, except that neither is accceptable lurking around your windowsill.
Pies are evidently worth stealing to hoboes, which just goes to show that desperate times call for desperate measures. :wink
If anyone would like to give some cakes away, I promise you wouldn't have to trick me into taking them. :-)[/QUOTE]
Too late to dance Swampy Hagel.......
I wasn't insulting hobos, or hoboes, either of which is acceptable, except that neither is accceptable lurking around your windowsill.
Pies are evidently worth stealing to hoboes, which just goes to show that desperate times call for desperate measures. :wink
If anyone would like to give some cakes away, I promise you wouldn't have to trick me into taking them. :-)[/QUOTE]
Too late to dance Swampy Hagel.......
103.) bluecat - 06/13/2014
Everyone take a moment here. Back away from your beaters. Gather yourself. It's not worth losing a friend over some confectionery.
104.) Swamp Fox - 06/13/2014
[QUOTE=bluecat;20780]That's a hoot DP. Think Swampy can interpret those graphs?[/QUOTE]
Well let's see.
First of all, do we even know that this so-called scientist is an American? Where does he stand on global warming , and who's his favorite character on [I]The Big Bang Theory? [/I]Also, what's his high score on [I]Super Mario Brothers[/I]?
Okay. If we accept, by the answers to those questions, that he is in fact a scientist and not just wearing a lab coat because he thinks it looks cool, let's begin:
Chart Number One: What wussy little internet science graph geek needs more than three bites to finish a piece of cake or pie? Plus his data seems wholly subjective even though he compiled a massive study group of one.
Chart Number Two: What pansy-ass community-organizing type needs equal distribution of pastry goodness? If he is smart enough to recognize that corner pieces of cake are often the most desirable, he should work to get what he wants, like any good American would...or would have before [I]The Life of Julia [/I] went on offer. But no... Instead, he wants someone to cut the pie equally for him, and hand him a slice. He's happy as long as everybody's slice is the same. There's a whole political philosophy built around that idea, and it hasn't worked out too well.
Chart Number Three: What strip-mall shopping, minivan-driving, sandal-wearing cul-de-sac dweller is eating pies with crusts he describes as "meh"? I'm supposed to consider quote-unquote data from someone like that? He shoots himself in his own pasty pedicured foot.
Chart Number Four: Not a chart, or even a diagram. What kind of basement-dwelling dweeb calls that scientific? Besides, anyone with a can of Pringles can draw a circle. That's versatile? I'd like to see him argue that circles are more versatile than a potential infinity of things with corners. Besides, cakes can come in circles, if he's really that boring that he can't deal with change. But then again, he obviously thinks circles and pies are awesome, and admires their standardization. I'm sure he thinks Pringles are the pinnacle of the Industrial Revolution, as well.
Chart Number Five: What kind of lonely momma's boy puts a birthday pie on the same level with birthday cake? Who would even imagine such a thing? Again, do we know this rocket scientist is even an American? Birthday pie? Really? Also, by leaving out Mardi Gras cakes from his study altogether, you can tell he is a virgin who will never see any female breasts no matter how many beads he can get his hands on once he learns to drive. Finally, his unfamiliarity with Halloween cakes indicates he has no friends that are any fun, and with Christmas cakes indicates that while he may be inordinately attached to his mother, she has done him few favors.
Chart Number Six: What kind of fruit-and-vegetable-eating puss tracks the ill-effects of consuming too much pie or cake? How fat is this guy that he's contracting diabetes two and a half days after eating some cake? Has he ever had to do the Persimmon Pie Peel-out from a social situation, or even on his own with no one to change his diaper? I think this chart raises more questions than it answers.
But I rest my case.
Well let's see.
First of all, do we even know that this so-called scientist is an American? Where does he stand on global warming , and who's his favorite character on [I]The Big Bang Theory? [/I]Also, what's his high score on [I]Super Mario Brothers[/I]?
Okay. If we accept, by the answers to those questions, that he is in fact a scientist and not just wearing a lab coat because he thinks it looks cool, let's begin:
Chart Number One: What wussy little internet science graph geek needs more than three bites to finish a piece of cake or pie? Plus his data seems wholly subjective even though he compiled a massive study group of one.
Chart Number Two: What pansy-ass community-organizing type needs equal distribution of pastry goodness? If he is smart enough to recognize that corner pieces of cake are often the most desirable, he should work to get what he wants, like any good American would...or would have before [I]The Life of Julia [/I] went on offer. But no... Instead, he wants someone to cut the pie equally for him, and hand him a slice. He's happy as long as everybody's slice is the same. There's a whole political philosophy built around that idea, and it hasn't worked out too well.
Chart Number Three: What strip-mall shopping, minivan-driving, sandal-wearing cul-de-sac dweller is eating pies with crusts he describes as "meh"? I'm supposed to consider quote-unquote data from someone like that? He shoots himself in his own pasty pedicured foot.
Chart Number Four: Not a chart, or even a diagram. What kind of basement-dwelling dweeb calls that scientific? Besides, anyone with a can of Pringles can draw a circle. That's versatile? I'd like to see him argue that circles are more versatile than a potential infinity of things with corners. Besides, cakes can come in circles, if he's really that boring that he can't deal with change. But then again, he obviously thinks circles and pies are awesome, and admires their standardization. I'm sure he thinks Pringles are the pinnacle of the Industrial Revolution, as well.
Chart Number Five: What kind of lonely momma's boy puts a birthday pie on the same level with birthday cake? Who would even imagine such a thing? Again, do we know this rocket scientist is even an American? Birthday pie? Really? Also, by leaving out Mardi Gras cakes from his study altogether, you can tell he is a virgin who will never see any female breasts no matter how many beads he can get his hands on once he learns to drive. Finally, his unfamiliarity with Halloween cakes indicates he has no friends that are any fun, and with Christmas cakes indicates that while he may be inordinately attached to his mother, she has done him few favors.
Chart Number Six: What kind of fruit-and-vegetable-eating puss tracks the ill-effects of consuming too much pie or cake? How fat is this guy that he's contracting diabetes two and a half days after eating some cake? Has he ever had to do the Persimmon Pie Peel-out from a social situation, or even on his own with no one to change his diaper? I think this chart raises more questions than it answers.
But I rest my case.
105.) Floyd - 06/13/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20786]Well let's see.
First of all, do we even know that this so-called scientist is an American? Where does he stand on global warming , and who's his favorite character on [I]The Big Bang Theory? [/I]Also, what's his high score on [I]Super Mario Brothers[/I]?
Okay. If we accept, by the answers to those questions, that he is in fact a scientist and not just wearing a lab coat because he thinks it looks cool, let's begin:
Chart Number One: What wussy little internet science graph geek needs more than three bites to finish a piece of cake or pie? Plus his data seems wholly subjective even though he compiled a massive study group of one.
Chart Number Two: What pansy-ass community-organizing type needs equal distribution of pastry goodness? If he is smart enough to recognize that corner pieces of cake are often the most desirable, he should work to get what he wants, like any good American would...or would have before [I]The Life of Julia [/I] went on offer. But no... Instead, he wants someone to cut the pie equally for him, and hand him a slice. He's happy as long as everybody's slice is the same. There's a whole political philosophy built around that idea, and it hasn't worked out too well.
Chart Number Three: What strip-mall shopping, minivan-driving, sandal-wearing cul-de-sac dweller is eating pies with crusts he describes as "meh"? I'm supposed to consider quote-unquote data from someone like that? He shoots himself in his own pasty pedicured foot.
Chart Number Four: Not a chart, or even a diagram. What kind of basement-dwelling dweeb calls that scientific? Besides, anyone with a can of Pringles can draw a circle. That's versatile? I'd like to see him argue that circles are more versatile than a potential infinity of things with corners. Besides, cakes can come in circles, if he's really that boring that he can't deal with change. But then again, he obviously thinks circles and pies are awesome, and admires their standardization. I'm sure he thinks Pringles are the pinnacle of the Industrial Revolution, as well.
Chart Number Five: What kind of lonely momma's boy puts a birthday pie on the same level with birthday cake? Who would even imagine such a thing? Again, do we know this rocket scientist is even an American? Birthday pie? Really? Also, by leaving out Mardi Gras cakes from his study altogether, you can tell he is a virgin who will never see any female breasts no matter how many beads he can get his hands on once he learns to drive. Finally, his unfamiliarity with Halloween cakes indicates he has no friends that are any fun, and with Christmas cakes indicates that while he may be inordinately attached to his mother, she has done him few favors.
Chart Number Six: What kind of fruit-and-vegetable-eating puss tracks the ill-effects of consuming too much pie or cake? How fat is this guy that he's contracting diabetes two and a half days after eating some cake? Has he ever had to do the Persimmon Pie Peel-out from a social situation, or even on his own with no one to change his diaper? I think this chart raises more questions than it answers.
But I rest my case.[/QUOTE]
Holy sour lemon cake!!! Here, have a lemon meringue pie, it will help you feel better. At least pucker up more that sour puss of your's.
First of all, do we even know that this so-called scientist is an American? Where does he stand on global warming , and who's his favorite character on [I]The Big Bang Theory? [/I]Also, what's his high score on [I]Super Mario Brothers[/I]?
Okay. If we accept, by the answers to those questions, that he is in fact a scientist and not just wearing a lab coat because he thinks it looks cool, let's begin:
Chart Number One: What wussy little internet science graph geek needs more than three bites to finish a piece of cake or pie? Plus his data seems wholly subjective even though he compiled a massive study group of one.
Chart Number Two: What pansy-ass community-organizing type needs equal distribution of pastry goodness? If he is smart enough to recognize that corner pieces of cake are often the most desirable, he should work to get what he wants, like any good American would...or would have before [I]The Life of Julia [/I] went on offer. But no... Instead, he wants someone to cut the pie equally for him, and hand him a slice. He's happy as long as everybody's slice is the same. There's a whole political philosophy built around that idea, and it hasn't worked out too well.
Chart Number Three: What strip-mall shopping, minivan-driving, sandal-wearing cul-de-sac dweller is eating pies with crusts he describes as "meh"? I'm supposed to consider quote-unquote data from someone like that? He shoots himself in his own pasty pedicured foot.
Chart Number Four: Not a chart, or even a diagram. What kind of basement-dwelling dweeb calls that scientific? Besides, anyone with a can of Pringles can draw a circle. That's versatile? I'd like to see him argue that circles are more versatile than a potential infinity of things with corners. Besides, cakes can come in circles, if he's really that boring that he can't deal with change. But then again, he obviously thinks circles and pies are awesome, and admires their standardization. I'm sure he thinks Pringles are the pinnacle of the Industrial Revolution, as well.
Chart Number Five: What kind of lonely momma's boy puts a birthday pie on the same level with birthday cake? Who would even imagine such a thing? Again, do we know this rocket scientist is even an American? Birthday pie? Really? Also, by leaving out Mardi Gras cakes from his study altogether, you can tell he is a virgin who will never see any female breasts no matter how many beads he can get his hands on once he learns to drive. Finally, his unfamiliarity with Halloween cakes indicates he has no friends that are any fun, and with Christmas cakes indicates that while he may be inordinately attached to his mother, she has done him few favors.
Chart Number Six: What kind of fruit-and-vegetable-eating puss tracks the ill-effects of consuming too much pie or cake? How fat is this guy that he's contracting diabetes two and a half days after eating some cake? Has he ever had to do the Persimmon Pie Peel-out from a social situation, or even on his own with no one to change his diaper? I think this chart raises more questions than it answers.
But I rest my case.[/QUOTE]
Holy sour lemon cake!!! Here, have a lemon meringue pie, it will help you feel better. At least pucker up more that sour puss of your's.
106.) Floyd - 06/13/2014
Nuttier than a carrot cake, but he's our Swampy Fruit Cake.
107.) DParker - 06/13/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20786]Well let's see.
First of all, do we even know that this so-called scientist is an American? Where does he stand on global warming , and who's his favorite character on [I]The Big Bang Theory? [/I]Also, what's his high score on [I]Super Mario Brothers[/I]?
Okay. If we accept, by the answers to those questions, that he is in fact a scientist and not just wearing a lab coat because he thinks it looks cool, let's begin:
Chart Number One: What wussy little internet science graph geek needs more than three bites to finish a piece of cake or pie? Plus his data seems wholly subjective even though he compiled a massive study group of one.
Chart Number Two: What pansy-ass community-organizing type needs equal distribution of pastry goodness? If he is smart enough to recognize that corner pieces of cake are often the most desirable, he should work to get what he wants, like any good American would...or would have before [I]The Life of Julia [/I] went on offer. But no... Instead, he wants someone to cut the pie equally for him, and hand him a slice. He's happy as long as everybody's slice is the same. There's a whole political philosophy built around that idea, and it hasn't worked out too well.
Chart Number Three: What strip-mall shopping, minivan-driving, sandal-wearing cul-de-sac dweller is eating pies with crusts he describes as "meh"? I'm supposed to consider quote-unquote data from someone like that? He shoots himself in his own pasty pedicured foot.
Chart Number Four: Not a chart, or even a diagram. What kind of basement-dwelling dweeb calls that scientific? Besides, anyone with a can of Pringles can draw a circle. That's versatile? I'd like to see him argue that circles are more versatile than a potential infinity of things with corners. Besides, cakes can come in circles, if he's really that boring that he can't deal with change. But then again, he obviously thinks circles and pies are awesome, and admires their standardization. I'm sure he thinks Pringles are the pinnacle of the Industrial Revolution, as well.
Chart Number Five: What kind of lonely momma's boy puts a birthday pie on the same level with birthday cake? Who would even imagine such a thing? Again, do we know this rocket scientist is even an American? Birthday pie? Really? Also, by leaving out Mardi Gras cakes from his study altogether, you can tell he is a virgin who will never see any female breasts no matter how many beads he can get his hands on once he learns to drive. Finally, his unfamiliarity with Halloween cakes indicates he has no friends that are any fun, and with Christmas cakes indicates that while he may be inordinately attached to his mother, she has done him few favors.
Chart Number Six: What kind of fruit-and-vegetable-eating puss tracks the ill-effects of consuming too much pie or cake? How fat is this guy that he's contracting diabetes two and a half days after eating some cake? Has he ever had to do the Persimmon Pie Peel-out from a social situation, or even on his own with no one to change his diaper? I think this chart raises more questions than it answers.
But I rest my case.[/QUOTE]
I'm rubber, and you're glue.
First of all, do we even know that this so-called scientist is an American? Where does he stand on global warming , and who's his favorite character on [I]The Big Bang Theory? [/I]Also, what's his high score on [I]Super Mario Brothers[/I]?
Okay. If we accept, by the answers to those questions, that he is in fact a scientist and not just wearing a lab coat because he thinks it looks cool, let's begin:
Chart Number One: What wussy little internet science graph geek needs more than three bites to finish a piece of cake or pie? Plus his data seems wholly subjective even though he compiled a massive study group of one.
Chart Number Two: What pansy-ass community-organizing type needs equal distribution of pastry goodness? If he is smart enough to recognize that corner pieces of cake are often the most desirable, he should work to get what he wants, like any good American would...or would have before [I]The Life of Julia [/I] went on offer. But no... Instead, he wants someone to cut the pie equally for him, and hand him a slice. He's happy as long as everybody's slice is the same. There's a whole political philosophy built around that idea, and it hasn't worked out too well.
Chart Number Three: What strip-mall shopping, minivan-driving, sandal-wearing cul-de-sac dweller is eating pies with crusts he describes as "meh"? I'm supposed to consider quote-unquote data from someone like that? He shoots himself in his own pasty pedicured foot.
Chart Number Four: Not a chart, or even a diagram. What kind of basement-dwelling dweeb calls that scientific? Besides, anyone with a can of Pringles can draw a circle. That's versatile? I'd like to see him argue that circles are more versatile than a potential infinity of things with corners. Besides, cakes can come in circles, if he's really that boring that he can't deal with change. But then again, he obviously thinks circles and pies are awesome, and admires their standardization. I'm sure he thinks Pringles are the pinnacle of the Industrial Revolution, as well.
Chart Number Five: What kind of lonely momma's boy puts a birthday pie on the same level with birthday cake? Who would even imagine such a thing? Again, do we know this rocket scientist is even an American? Birthday pie? Really? Also, by leaving out Mardi Gras cakes from his study altogether, you can tell he is a virgin who will never see any female breasts no matter how many beads he can get his hands on once he learns to drive. Finally, his unfamiliarity with Halloween cakes indicates he has no friends that are any fun, and with Christmas cakes indicates that while he may be inordinately attached to his mother, she has done him few favors.
Chart Number Six: What kind of fruit-and-vegetable-eating puss tracks the ill-effects of consuming too much pie or cake? How fat is this guy that he's contracting diabetes two and a half days after eating some cake? Has he ever had to do the Persimmon Pie Peel-out from a social situation, or even on his own with no one to change his diaper? I think this chart raises more questions than it answers.
But I rest my case.[/QUOTE]
I'm rubber, and you're glue.
108.) Floyd - 06/13/2014
I wonder how deep we can help Swampy dig his cake hole he's digging. :dig:
109.) Deerminator - 06/14/2014
OK Here's a thought that might elevate the descussion;
[SIZE=5][FONT=Arial Black][SIZE=7]F[COLOR="#0000CD"]RO[/COLOR]ST[COLOR="#FFD700"]ING!![/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/SIZE];
[B][FONT=Book Antiqua][SIZE=7][COLOR="#B22222"]WHAT ABOUT THE FREACK'N FROSTING!!![/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/B]buttercream, sour cream, whipped cream.cream cheese
vanella chocolot, lemon:bang:
[SIZE=5][FONT=Arial Black][SIZE=7]F[COLOR="#0000CD"]RO[/COLOR]ST[COLOR="#FFD700"]ING!![/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/SIZE];
[B][FONT=Book Antiqua][SIZE=7][COLOR="#B22222"]WHAT ABOUT THE FREACK'N FROSTING!!![/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/B]buttercream, sour cream, whipped cream.cream cheese
vanella chocolot, lemon:bang:
110.) Floyd - 06/14/2014
Now we get down to it...frosting not the cake.
Yeah, buying a can of frosting and spooning it out into your gob is not eating cake.
Or, don't worry about the cake part, more frosting please.
Yeah, buying a can of frosting and spooning it out into your gob is not eating cake.
Or, don't worry about the cake part, more frosting please.
111.) Deerminator - 06/14/2014
NOTHING FROM THE CAN
112.) Floyd - 06/14/2014
In any event, you didn't help Swamp Bunt Cake cause.
113.) Floyd - 06/14/2014
Oh by the way, are you the cake brigade reinforcement Swamp Sheet Cake threaten us with?
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20716]I feel like I've brought a spatula to a rolling pin fight...
Wait til tomorrow when my cake reinforcements arrive.
:pray:
LOL[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20716]I feel like I've brought a spatula to a rolling pin fight...
Wait til tomorrow when my cake reinforcements arrive.
:pray:
LOL[/QUOTE]
114.) Floyd - 06/14/2014
[SIZE=6][B]Swamp Fox Cake[/B][/SIZE]
Served up on a platter.
Served up on a platter.
115.) Floyd - 06/14/2014
Swampy, what is your favorite cake? I don't think you ever said. I'm curious, what is it?
116.) Floyd - 06/14/2014
[B]How about a Cat Cake....[/B]
Then you can say you ate..........ooooh never mind.
[B]This Cat Box Kitty Litter cake does not look appealing. You sure you like cake?[/B]
Then you can say you ate..........ooooh never mind.
[B]This Cat Box Kitty Litter cake does not look appealing. You sure you like cake?[/B]
117.) Swamp Fox - 06/14/2014
LOL...
[QUOTE=Floyd;20796]Now we get down to it...frosting not the cake.
Yeah, buying a can of frosting and spooning it out into your gob is not eating cake.
Or, don't worry about the cake part, more frosting please.[/QUOTE]
I make no apologies for liking frosting...or icing. It's part of the cakes that it's part of. If someone wants to eat just pie crust and forget about the filling, then he can make fun of people who admit they love frosting. :wink
[QUOTE=Floyd;20802]Swampy, what is your favorite cake? I don't think you ever said. I'm curious, what is it?[/QUOTE]
The favorites that come to mind are Black Forest cake, just about any kind of chocolate cake (chocolate frosting) cheesecake (my mom made a *killer* cheesecake and also a slightly less awesome version when she got on a low fat kick and I didn't whine loud enough) poundcake, devil's food, red velvet, some coffeecakes...and whatever you'd call one that my grandmother made for birthdays and such....butter cake, maybe?---yellow cake, nothing fancy but incredibly yummy with a thick, hard sugar icing (usually).
:-)
[QUOTE=Floyd;20796]Now we get down to it...frosting not the cake.
Yeah, buying a can of frosting and spooning it out into your gob is not eating cake.
Or, don't worry about the cake part, more frosting please.[/QUOTE]
I make no apologies for liking frosting...or icing. It's part of the cakes that it's part of. If someone wants to eat just pie crust and forget about the filling, then he can make fun of people who admit they love frosting. :wink
[QUOTE=Floyd;20802]Swampy, what is your favorite cake? I don't think you ever said. I'm curious, what is it?[/QUOTE]
The favorites that come to mind are Black Forest cake, just about any kind of chocolate cake (chocolate frosting) cheesecake (my mom made a *killer* cheesecake and also a slightly less awesome version when she got on a low fat kick and I didn't whine loud enough) poundcake, devil's food, red velvet, some coffeecakes...and whatever you'd call one that my grandmother made for birthdays and such....butter cake, maybe?---yellow cake, nothing fancy but incredibly yummy with a thick, hard sugar icing (usually).
:-)
118.) Swamp Fox - 06/14/2014
[QUOTE=Floyd;20803]
[B]This Cat Box Kitty Litter cake does not look appealing. You sure you like cake?[/B]
[/QUOTE]
That's hysterical! I love it!!! :-)
[B]This Cat Box Kitty Litter cake does not look appealing. You sure you like cake?[/B]
[/QUOTE]That's hysterical! I love it!!! :-)
119.) Swamp Fox - 06/14/2014
Oh! I forgot strawberry shortcake! That's way up toward the top, above some of the others I named.
120.) Floyd - 06/14/2014
Dang Swampy, I asked for your favorite cake. Not, what are your favorite cakes? Got a little over excited there. Well, at least you didn't say, "Birthday Cake! duh"
121.) Floyd - 06/14/2014
You need to get the Rum Cake recipe from Billy B.
122.) Swamp Fox - 06/14/2014
I think there was a rum cake last time I was there? I think I got some?
That was/is good. I remember rum cakes from when I was a kid....Mom must have quit making them at some point, because I haven't thought of them in eons.
That was/is good. I remember rum cakes from when I was a kid....Mom must have quit making them at some point, because I haven't thought of them in eons.
123.) Swamp Fox - 06/14/2014
My favorite cake is a cake that's on my plate! :grin:
124.) DParker - 06/14/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20806]cheesecake (my mom made a *killer* cheesecake and also a slightly less awesome version when she got on a low fat kick and I didn't whine loud enough)[/QUOTE]
Which in reality is, in spite of the name (who do they think they're fooling?)...PIE. I'm just sayin'.
Which in reality is, in spite of the name (who do they think they're fooling?)...PIE. I'm just sayin'.
125.) Swamp Fox - 06/14/2014
And yet you don't buy cheesecake at a pie shop. You [B]can[/B] get it at a cake shop.
Just in case there was some alternate universe going on down there that I was not aware of, I checked in the greater Dallas metroplexiburb area for a pie shop that sold cheesecake and...not that it was a surprise...I came up with nada.
I'm aware there are all sorts of lame pastries that purport to be cheesecakes. I've even put some of them in my mouth. The cheesecakes I call cheesecakes are most decidedly not pies.
Just sayin'. :wink
Just in case there was some alternate universe going on down there that I was not aware of, I checked in the greater Dallas metroplexiburb area for a pie shop that sold cheesecake and...not that it was a surprise...I came up with nada.
I'm aware there are all sorts of lame pastries that purport to be cheesecakes. I've even put some of them in my mouth. The cheesecakes I call cheesecakes are most decidedly not pies.
Just sayin'. :wink
126.) Floyd - 06/14/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20816]And yet you don't buy cheesecake at a pie shop. You [B]can[/B] get it at a cake shop.
Just in case there was some alternate universe going on down there that I was not aware of, I checked in the greater Dallas metroplexiburb area for a pie shop that sold cheesecake and...not that it was a surprise...I came up with nada.
I'm aware there are all sorts of lame pastries that purport to be cheesecakes. I've even put some of them in my mouth. The cheesecakes I call cheesecakes are most decidedly not pies.
Just sayin'. :wink[/QUOTE]
Yep and the tomato is not a fruit. Cake bless ignorance has to be right up there with the wacky tobacky induced stupor.
"Wow man, cake? Everybody knows the tomato is a fruit dude. Why have cake when you can have......Dude, you want a brownie?"
Just in case there was some alternate universe going on down there that I was not aware of, I checked in the greater Dallas metroplexiburb area for a pie shop that sold cheesecake and...not that it was a surprise...I came up with nada.
I'm aware there are all sorts of lame pastries that purport to be cheesecakes. I've even put some of them in my mouth. The cheesecakes I call cheesecakes are most decidedly not pies.
Just sayin'. :wink[/QUOTE]
Yep and the tomato is not a fruit. Cake bless ignorance has to be right up there with the wacky tobacky induced stupor.
"Wow man, cake? Everybody knows the tomato is a fruit dude. Why have cake when you can have......Dude, you want a brownie?"
127.) Deerminator - 06/14/2014
....
128.) DParker - 06/14/2014
Hmmmm...let's see...
Graham cracker PIE crust. Check.
Creamy filling, like a PIE. Check.
Complete absence of anything even remotely resembling spongy cake-like material. Check.
Pie.
Graham cracker PIE crust. Check.
Creamy filling, like a PIE. Check.
Complete absence of anything even remotely resembling spongy cake-like material. Check.
Pie.
129.) Swamp Fox - 06/14/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20816]
I'm aware there are all sorts of lame pastries that purport to be cheesecakes. I've even put some of them in my mouth. The cheesecakes I call cheesecakes are most decidedly not pies.
Just sayin'. :wink[/QUOTE]
Hmmm...Let's see...
Absence of requirement for crust: Not pie.
Variety of textures from goopy to spongy, depending on version: Not pie.
Complete absence from pie shops: Not pie.
:poke:
I'm aware there are all sorts of lame pastries that purport to be cheesecakes. I've even put some of them in my mouth. The cheesecakes I call cheesecakes are most decidedly not pies.
Just sayin'. :wink[/QUOTE]
Hmmm...Let's see...
Absence of requirement for crust: Not pie.
Variety of textures from goopy to spongy, depending on version: Not pie.
Complete absence from pie shops: Not pie.
:poke:
130.) Wild Bob - 06/14/2014
Wow. All this seems like a lot of work...cake out. :-)
131.) Floyd - 06/14/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20823]Hmmm...Let's see...
Absence of requirement for crust: Not pie.
Variety of textures from goopy to spongy, depending on version: Not pie.
Complete absence from pie shops: Not pie.
:poke:[/QUOTE]
Are you sure you and Obama aren't brothers? You are so full of Pie hate,and bloated with nonsense. (I know, them's fighting words, right?)
[QUOTE=DParker;20821]Hmmmm...let's see...
Graham cracker PIE crust. Check.
Creamy filling, like a PIE. Check.
Complete absence of anything even remotely resembling spongy cake-like material. Check.
Pie.[/QUOTE]
You miss the part about the graham cracker pie crust.
Absence of requirement for crust: Not pie.
Variety of textures from goopy to spongy, depending on version: Not pie.
Complete absence from pie shops: Not pie.
:poke:[/QUOTE]
Are you sure you and Obama aren't brothers? You are so full of Pie hate,and bloated with nonsense. (I know, them's fighting words, right?)
[QUOTE=DParker;20821]Hmmmm...let's see...
Graham cracker PIE crust. Check.
Creamy filling, like a PIE. Check.
Complete absence of anything even remotely resembling spongy cake-like material. Check.
Pie.[/QUOTE]
You miss the part about the graham cracker pie crust.
132.) DParker - 06/14/2014
I don't know about Lizard Lick, but here in the civilized world there are no "pie shops" or "cake shops". What we have are bakeries and grocery stores, with the latter containing one of the former...with pies, cakes and all manner of baked dessert items available for your purchasing pleasure.
Cake:
Pie:
Cake:
Pie:
133.) Wild Bob - 06/14/2014
Well even tho I'm a pie-guy...I'd eat more cake like this...:grin:
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[/URL]134.) billy b - 06/14/2014
[QUOTE=Floyd;20810]You need to get the Rum Cake recipe from Billy B.[/QUOTE]
Roy's wife Angie cooked the rum cake, I don't have the recipe.
Roy's wife Angie cooked the rum cake, I don't have the recipe.
135.) Swamp Fox - 06/14/2014
[QUOTE=Floyd;20826] You are so full of Pie hate...[/QUOTE]
Have you [B]met[/B] me??? LOL
[QUOTE=Floyd;20826]You miss the part about the graham cracker pie crust.[/QUOTE]
You miss the part about the lack of a requirement for crust...Sorry if I did not emphasize that enough. I can think of at least three cheeesecakes that I've had over and over again that don't have crusts, much less an obligatory graham cracker crust...Crustless cheesecake is not a rare variety.
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20823]...
Absence of requirement for crust: Not pie.
:poke:[/QUOTE]
Have you [B]met[/B] me??? LOL
[QUOTE=Floyd;20826]You miss the part about the graham cracker pie crust.[/QUOTE]
You miss the part about the lack of a requirement for crust...Sorry if I did not emphasize that enough. I can think of at least three cheeesecakes that I've had over and over again that don't have crusts, much less an obligatory graham cracker crust...Crustless cheesecake is not a rare variety.
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20823]...
Absence of requirement for crust: Not pie.
:poke:[/QUOTE]
136.) Floyd - 06/14/2014
[QUOTE=Wild Bob;20829]Well even tho I'm a pie-guy...I'd eat more cake like this...:grin:
[URL=http://s763.photobucket.com/user/WildBob_2009/media/Sexy-butt-blog_zps1a729cec.jpg.html][/URL][/QUOTE]
Is that why you are called "Wild Bob"? You like banjo music, don't ya? If you play your banjo just right Swampy, Wild Bob just may tip you.
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[/URL][/QUOTE]Is that why you are called "Wild Bob"? You like banjo music, don't ya? If you play your banjo just right Swampy, Wild Bob just may tip you.
137.) Swamp Fox - 06/14/2014
[QUOTE=DParker;20828]I don't know about Lizard Lick, but here in the civilized world there are no "pie shops" or "cake shops". What we have are bakeries and grocery stores, with the latter containing one of the former...with pies, cakes and all manner of baked dessert items available for your purchasing pleasure.
[/QUOTE]
The following cake and pie shops out there in what passes for civilization around Dallas will be disappointed to hear you say that. I'm almost sure that Emporium Pies---in the ARTS DISTRICT--will be [I]especially[/I] offended, because that's just kinda how it goes in ARTS districts, LOL.
Say It With Sugar Cake Shop
106 N Ballard Ave
Wylie
(972) 442-3613
Absolutely Edible Cakes and Catering
5213 Rowlett Rd
Rowlett
(972) 463-9199
Barbara's Cake & Cookie Boutique
421 W Main St, Grand Prairie, TX 75050
The Cake Stand
Love Our Custom Cakes Because They Are Beautiful....Then Come Back Because They Are Delicious!
110 W Virginia St, McKinney, TX 75069
Emporium Pies-----[B][COLOR="#FF0000"]No Cheesecake![/COLOR][/B]
314 N Bishop Ave
Dallas, TX 75208
Bishop Arts District, Oak Cliff
Batter Up Cake Shop - Custom Specialty Cakes, Wedding Cakes ...

[url]www.batterupcakeshop.com/[/url]
The Cake Guys

[url]www.thecakeguys.com/[/url]
Legacy Cakes Bakery

[url]www.legacycakesbakery.com/[/url]


[/QUOTE]
The following cake and pie shops out there in what passes for civilization around Dallas will be disappointed to hear you say that. I'm almost sure that Emporium Pies---in the ARTS DISTRICT--will be [I]especially[/I] offended, because that's just kinda how it goes in ARTS districts, LOL.
Say It With Sugar Cake Shop
106 N Ballard Ave
Wylie
(972) 442-3613
Absolutely Edible Cakes and Catering
5213 Rowlett Rd
Rowlett
(972) 463-9199
Barbara's Cake & Cookie Boutique
421 W Main St, Grand Prairie, TX 75050
The Cake Stand
Love Our Custom Cakes Because They Are Beautiful....Then Come Back Because They Are Delicious!
110 W Virginia St, McKinney, TX 75069
Emporium Pies-----[B][COLOR="#FF0000"]No Cheesecake![/COLOR][/B]
314 N Bishop Ave
Dallas, TX 75208
Bishop Arts District, Oak Cliff
Batter Up Cake Shop - Custom Specialty Cakes, Wedding Cakes ...

[url]www.batterupcakeshop.com/[/url]
The Cake Guys

[url]www.thecakeguys.com/[/url]
Legacy Cakes Bakery

[url]www.legacycakesbakery.com/[/url]


138.) Floyd - 06/14/2014
Obsessed much? I bet the Funnel Cake just absolutely blows your friggen mind.
139.) Wild Bob - 06/14/2014
If you really must know; I'm called Wild Bob because my 8th grade teacher, Mr. Buckley, coined the name for me because he knew I loved to hunt...and it stuck.
I do love bluegrass music, among other types of music.
We don't need no stinking tips around here...just pass the dam cake.
I do love bluegrass music, among other types of music.
We don't need no stinking tips around here...just pass the dam cake.
140.) Floyd - 06/14/2014
I'm willing to bet that your insanity with pies stems from someone taking your McDonald's Fried Apple Pie from you when you was a little Swamp Pup Kit. You fixed them alright.
141.) Floyd - 06/14/2014
[URL="http://bakerpedia.com/cheesecake/"]http://bakerpedia.com/cheesecake/[/URL]
CHEESECAKE
Function
Cheesecake is a pie or torte that is made all throughout the world. While it is called cheesecake, it really does not fit the definition for cake very well. Instead, it better fits the definition of a pie or torte. Some claim cheesecake as a torte because the large number of eggs are the only leavener in the cake. Others point to it as a pie because the filling is made separately from the crust and then poured in. Regardless of its classification, cheesecake is a thick and creamy dessert with a dense texture and an either sweet or tangy flavor. Almost all recipes in the United States and Canada feature cream cheese as the primary ingredient.
[SIZE=5][COLOR="#0000FF"][B]FROM THE BAKERPEDIA NO LESS [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE]
CHEESECAKE
Function
Cheesecake is a pie or torte that is made all throughout the world. While it is called cheesecake, it really does not fit the definition for cake very well. Instead, it better fits the definition of a pie or torte. Some claim cheesecake as a torte because the large number of eggs are the only leavener in the cake. Others point to it as a pie because the filling is made separately from the crust and then poured in. Regardless of its classification, cheesecake is a thick and creamy dessert with a dense texture and an either sweet or tangy flavor. Almost all recipes in the United States and Canada feature cream cheese as the primary ingredient.
[SIZE=5][COLOR="#0000FF"][B]FROM THE BAKERPEDIA NO LESS [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE]
142.) crookedeye - 06/14/2014
german cake..back when we were making are big push into Stalingrad, I would never be without my german cake..
143.) Floyd - 06/14/2014
What cake or Pie for Father's Day? What are you getting?
Scout is making me a German Chocolate Ice Cream Cake for Father's Day. Sshh, don't tell her I know about it.
Scout is making me a German Chocolate Ice Cream Cake for Father's Day. Sshh, don't tell her I know about it.
144.) Floyd - 06/14/2014
[QUOTE=crookedeye;20841]german cake..back when we were making are big push into Stalingrad, I would never be without my german cake..[/QUOTE]
I'm genuinely impressed CE.
I'm genuinely impressed CE.
145.) Swamp Fox - 06/14/2014
[QUOTE=Floyd;20837]Obsessed much? I bet the Funnel Cake just absolutely blows your friggen mind.[/QUOTE]
It wasn't me that poked the bear...All I did was vote in the friggin' poll....LOL
[QUOTE=Floyd;20840][URL="http://bakerpedia.com/cheesecake/"]http://bakerpedia.com/cheesecake/[/URL]
CHEESECAKE...
[SIZE=5][COLOR="#0000FF"][B]FROM THE BAKERPEDIA NO LESS [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/QUOTE]
Oh, sure...Bakerpedia...Isn't that one of Julia Assange's projects?
I consider the desserts I like most NOT PIES...I'm sure there are plenty of people who agree. Apparently Bakerpedia agrees that plenty agree.
You want to bang on about cheese pies, go right ahead. I'll stick with cheesecakes, which may be different from what you call cheesecakes.
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20816]I'm aware there are all sorts of lame pastries that purport to be cheesecakes. I've even put some of them in my mouth. The cheesecakes I call cheesecakes are most decidedly not pies.
[/QUOTE]
It wasn't me that poked the bear...All I did was vote in the friggin' poll....LOL
[QUOTE=Floyd;20840][URL="http://bakerpedia.com/cheesecake/"]http://bakerpedia.com/cheesecake/[/URL]
CHEESECAKE...
[SIZE=5][COLOR="#0000FF"][B]FROM THE BAKERPEDIA NO LESS [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/QUOTE]
Oh, sure...Bakerpedia...Isn't that one of Julia Assange's projects?
I consider the desserts I like most NOT PIES...I'm sure there are plenty of people who agree. Apparently Bakerpedia agrees that plenty agree.
You want to bang on about cheese pies, go right ahead. I'll stick with cheesecakes, which may be different from what you call cheesecakes.
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20816]I'm aware there are all sorts of lame pastries that purport to be cheesecakes. I've even put some of them in my mouth. The cheesecakes I call cheesecakes are most decidedly not pies.
[/QUOTE]
146.) Swamp Fox - 06/14/2014
[QUOTE=crookedeye;20841]german cake..back when we were making are big push into Stalingrad, I would never be without my german cake..[/QUOTE]
LOL...German Chocolate Cake is way up there on my list.
Also, the aforementioned strawberry shortcake?....The best I ever had was in Germany...Everybody was yammering at me like I could understand them (because the story was I was good at high school [I]Hoch Deutsch[/I]) and while I was stuffing my cake-hole full of sweet sugary goodness, I was praying "God, please let me meet some Germans who speak English..."
:-)
LOL...German Chocolate Cake is way up there on my list.
Also, the aforementioned strawberry shortcake?....The best I ever had was in Germany...Everybody was yammering at me like I could understand them (because the story was I was good at high school [I]Hoch Deutsch[/I]) and while I was stuffing my cake-hole full of sweet sugary goodness, I was praying "God, please let me meet some Germans who speak English..."
:-)
147.) DParker - 06/14/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20836]The following cake and pie shops out there in what passes for civilization around Dallas will be disappointed to hear you say that. I'm almost sure that Emporium Pies---in the ARTS DISTRICT--will be [I]especially[/I] offended, because that's just kinda how it goes in ARTS districts, LOL.[/quote]
When I say "civilization" I 'm talking about places where people actually live and shop daily...not the Arts District, or Deep Ellum or any other downtown area full of nothing but specialty boutiques and tatoo parlors. The D/FW Metroplex contains about 18 million people, nearly all of whom satisfy their pie/cake urges with a quick trip to the corner Kroger/Albertsons/Tom Thumb/etc...not the Pie Emporium with it's offering of a grand total of 7 varieties of pie...which according to your argument would mean that about 99% of all pies are not...you know....pies.
So...did your last cake come from some place like the Piggly Wiggly, or a bakery that specializes in $600 wedding cakes, and where you're about as likely to find a basic angel food cake as you are a blueberry pie?
When I say "civilization" I 'm talking about places where people actually live and shop daily...not the Arts District, or Deep Ellum or any other downtown area full of nothing but specialty boutiques and tatoo parlors. The D/FW Metroplex contains about 18 million people, nearly all of whom satisfy their pie/cake urges with a quick trip to the corner Kroger/Albertsons/Tom Thumb/etc...not the Pie Emporium with it's offering of a grand total of 7 varieties of pie...which according to your argument would mean that about 99% of all pies are not...you know....pies.
So...did your last cake come from some place like the Piggly Wiggly, or a bakery that specializes in $600 wedding cakes, and where you're about as likely to find a basic angel food cake as you are a blueberry pie?
148.) Swamp Fox - 06/14/2014
What difference, at this point, does it make?
Show me a pie shop (a place that specializes in pies) which sells cheesecake and you win something from the bottom shelf.
Then we can go on to the dunking booth...
Show me a pie shop (a place that specializes in pies) which sells cheesecake and you win something from the bottom shelf.
Then we can go on to the dunking booth...
149.) Floyd - 06/14/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20845]You want to bang on about cheese pies, go right ahead. I'll stick with cheesecakes, which may be different from what you call cheesecakes.[/QUOTE]
Oh no Swampy Fruit Cake, calling them Cheesecake is perfectly acceptable to me.
Knowing that you know you are eating a pie is simply a delicious and self satisfied part of your denial and fervent discourse of pie and cake. (LMAO)
Put that in your crockery.
Oh no Swampy Fruit Cake, calling them Cheesecake is perfectly acceptable to me.
Knowing that you know you are eating a pie is simply a delicious and self satisfied part of your denial and fervent discourse of pie and cake. (LMAO)
Put that in your crockery.
150.) Floyd - 06/14/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20849]What difference, at this point, does it make?
Show me a pie shop (a place that specializes in pies) which sells cheesecake and you win something from the bottom shelf.
Then we can go on to the dunking booth...[/QUOTE]
So, what you are saying is pie shops enjoy the same level of ignorance as you do, is justification to continue being ignorant? The two wrongs make a right argument; sort of speak. For sure you're no Jack Horner.
Show me a pie shop (a place that specializes in pies) which sells cheesecake and you win something from the bottom shelf.
Then we can go on to the dunking booth...[/QUOTE]
So, what you are saying is pie shops enjoy the same level of ignorance as you do, is justification to continue being ignorant? The two wrongs make a right argument; sort of speak. For sure you're no Jack Horner.
151.) Floyd - 06/14/2014
Back to cakes. Swampy you like cakes with shredded coconut on them? Snowballs?
What's a Moon Pie anyway? Cake or Pie? I'm thinking it's a cake.
What's a Moon Pie anyway? Cake or Pie? I'm thinking it's a cake.
152.) Swamp Fox - 06/14/2014
No, what I'm saying is that if a pie shop considered some version of "cheesecake" a pie, they'd sell it as a pie, and you would win two tickets or a small plush toy, to squander as you wish...
I just don't consider what I like to be a pie.
I just don't consider what I like to be a pie.
153.) Swamp Fox - 06/14/2014
[QUOTE=Floyd;20851]So, what you are saying is pie shops enjoy the same level of ignorance as you do, is justification to continue being ignorant? The two wrongs make a right argument; sort of speak. For sure you're no Jack Horner.[/QUOTE]
No, what I'm saying is that if a pie shop considered some version of "cheesecake" a pie, they'd sell it as a pie, and you would win two tickets or a small plush toy, to squander as you wish...
I just don't consider what I like to be a pie.
No, what I'm saying is that if a pie shop considered some version of "cheesecake" a pie, they'd sell it as a pie, and you would win two tickets or a small plush toy, to squander as you wish...
I just don't consider what I like to be a pie.
154.) Swamp Fox - 06/14/2014
[QUOTE=Floyd;20852]Back to cakes. Swampy you like cakes with shredded coconut on them? Snowballs?
What's a Moon Pie anyway? Cake or Pie? I'm thinking it's a cake.[/QUOTE]
Shredded coconut is good in very few situations. I'd never ruin a cake with it.
Snowballs and Moon Pies are awful, is what they are.
What's a Moon Pie anyway? Cake or Pie? I'm thinking it's a cake.[/QUOTE]
Shredded coconut is good in very few situations. I'd never ruin a cake with it.
Snowballs and Moon Pies are awful, is what they are.
155.) Deerminator - 06/14/2014
what about beaver pie?would you eat beaver?
156.) Swamp Fox - 06/14/2014
As I said way back on Page One, I'd go for the cake first...
Nothing against pie...
Nothing against pie...
157.) Floyd - 06/14/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20854]No, what I'm saying is that if a pie shop considered some version of "cheesecake" a pie, they'd sell it as a pie, and you would win two tickets or a small plush toy, to squander as you wish...
I just don't consider what I like to be a pie.[/QUOTE]
I believe the issue is completely and utterly lost on you. "...some version..."? That's a non-started to begin with. It's already a pie; despite the cheesecake nomenclature. Pie shops more than likely have distance themselves from cheesecakes because of the sheer magnitude of ignorance of the public. You know, like progressives from....well, you know.
More than likely simpler than that. Cheesecake sounds better than Cheesepie. More palatable.
I just don't consider what I like to be a pie.[/QUOTE]
I believe the issue is completely and utterly lost on you. "...some version..."? That's a non-started to begin with. It's already a pie; despite the cheesecake nomenclature. Pie shops more than likely have distance themselves from cheesecakes because of the sheer magnitude of ignorance of the public. You know, like progressives from....well, you know.
More than likely simpler than that. Cheesecake sounds better than Cheesepie. More palatable.
158.) Floyd - 06/14/2014
"What's in a name? that which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet"
Or be a pie.
By any other name would smell as sweet"
Or be a pie.
159.) Floyd - 06/14/2014
Swampy, you don't like your southern heritage of RC Cola an Moonpie? Overdosed on them as a young man?
160.) Deerminator - 06/15/2014
who ever heard of hair cake:cf:
161.) Swamp Fox - 06/15/2014
For every characteristic you think qualifies something as a pie, there is a version of cheesecake that doesn't conform.
Do you have your exchange student with you, still? I think she is Japanese? Ask her if the cheesecake she's familiar with from that part of the world is a pie or a cake, or something else. I'd be interested in her answer. Not that I know what her answer will be or that it proves anything; I'm just interested. There's a cheesecake that comes from Japan (I think) that I've had a couple of times...It's not pie.
Also, as I've tried to point out, there are cheesecakes that don't conform to the crust requirement, and cheesecakes that don't conform to the soft creamy filling requirement. Between my mom and my grandmother, I can think of at least four versions of cheesecake. Maybe one you could call a pie. The older recipes? No way.
Do you have your exchange student with you, still? I think she is Japanese? Ask her if the cheesecake she's familiar with from that part of the world is a pie or a cake, or something else. I'd be interested in her answer. Not that I know what her answer will be or that it proves anything; I'm just interested. There's a cheesecake that comes from Japan (I think) that I've had a couple of times...It's not pie.
Also, as I've tried to point out, there are cheesecakes that don't conform to the crust requirement, and cheesecakes that don't conform to the soft creamy filling requirement. Between my mom and my grandmother, I can think of at least four versions of cheesecake. Maybe one you could call a pie. The older recipes? No way.
162.) Swamp Fox - 06/15/2014
[QUOTE=Floyd;20859]I believe the issue is completely and utterly lost on you. "...some version..."? That's a non-started to begin with. It's already a pie; despite the cheesecake nomenclature. Pie shops more than likely have distance themselves from cheesecakes because of the sheer magnitude of ignorance of the public. You know, like progressives from....well, you know.
More than likely simpler than that. Cheesecake sounds better than Cheesepie. More palatable.[/QUOTE]
For every characteristic you think qualifies something as a pie, there is a version of cheesecake that doesn't conform.
Do you have your exchange student with you, still? I think she is Japanese? Ask her if the cheesecake she's familiar with from that part of the world is a pie or a cake, or something else. I'd be interested in her answer. Not that I know what her answer will be or that it proves anything; I'm just interested. There's a cheesecake that comes from Japan (I think) that I've had a couple of times...It's not pie.
As I've tried to point out, there are cheesecakes that don't conform to the crust requirement, and cheesecakes that don't conform to the soft creamy filling requirement. Between my mom and my grandmother, I can think of at least four versions of cheesecake. Maybe one you could call a pie. The older recipes? No way.
More than likely simpler than that. Cheesecake sounds better than Cheesepie. More palatable.[/QUOTE]
For every characteristic you think qualifies something as a pie, there is a version of cheesecake that doesn't conform.
Do you have your exchange student with you, still? I think she is Japanese? Ask her if the cheesecake she's familiar with from that part of the world is a pie or a cake, or something else. I'd be interested in her answer. Not that I know what her answer will be or that it proves anything; I'm just interested. There's a cheesecake that comes from Japan (I think) that I've had a couple of times...It's not pie.
As I've tried to point out, there are cheesecakes that don't conform to the crust requirement, and cheesecakes that don't conform to the soft creamy filling requirement. Between my mom and my grandmother, I can think of at least four versions of cheesecake. Maybe one you could call a pie. The older recipes? No way.
163.) Floyd - 06/15/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20865]For every characteristic you think qualifies something as a pie, there is a version of cheesecake that doesn't conform. [/QUOTE]
Whoopty big damn deal. Like Marriage, right? Your are hung up and intolerant.
I get it. It doesn't matter that it is a pie, its a cake. No matter what. Chive on.
(On a side note. Did you not read the Baker Pedia page? It was interesting. Gave an out too. )
Whoopty big damn deal. Like Marriage, right? Your are hung up and intolerant.
I get it. It doesn't matter that it is a pie, its a cake. No matter what. Chive on.
(On a side note. Did you not read the Baker Pedia page? It was interesting. Gave an out too. )
164.) Swamp Fox - 06/15/2014
Like I said, I just voted in the damn poll....
165.) Floyd - 06/15/2014
I know. This was a great distraction from the News though. Thank you.
We could look through some videos for Wild Bob to post on his thread. You know, Cheer him up.
Wow, 16 pages....
We could look through some videos for Wild Bob to post on his thread. You know, Cheer him up.
Wow, 16 pages....
166.) Swamp Fox - 06/15/2014
[QUOTE=Floyd;20866](On a side note. Did you not read the Baker Pedia page? It was interesting. Gave an out too. )[/QUOTE]
I read the Bakerpedia page...That's why I raspberried you with it/about it...Prolly a couple of pages ago, LOL.
I read the Bakerpedia page...That's why I raspberried you with it/about it...Prolly a couple of pages ago, LOL.
167.) DParker - 06/15/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20855]Shredded coconut is good in very few situations. I'd never ruin a cake with it.[/QUOTE]
Plus, they're tropical...and Mercia is a temperate zone.
Plus, they're tropical...and Mercia is a temperate zone.
168.) Swamp Fox - 06/15/2014
LOL...
Awesome for traveling the length and breadth of the land, though...
:grin:
Awesome for traveling the length and breadth of the land, though...
:grin:
169.) Floyd - 06/15/2014
Ah, my daughter Scout is awesome.
The german chocolate ice cream cake was a ruse.
I get apple pie ala mode.
The german chocolate ice cream cake was a ruse.
I get apple pie ala mode.
170.) Swamp Fox - 06/15/2014
:tu:
Ice cream cake tomorrow, maybe...:grin:
Ice cream cake tomorrow, maybe...:grin:
171.) DParker - 06/15/2014
The first few "pie shops" that popped up and that sell cheese"cake":
[url]http://www.the-pie-shop.com/menu/[/url]
[url]http://missyspieshop.com/menu/[/url]
[url]http://www.grannyscotts.com/favorites.html[/url]
[url]http://www.the-pie-shop.com/menu/[/url]
[url]http://missyspieshop.com/menu/[/url]
[url]http://www.grannyscotts.com/favorites.html[/url]
172.) crookedeye - 06/15/2014
Floyd, swampy..you guys no how to sink a polish battleship???
you put it in water..
you put it in water..
173.) crookedeye - 06/15/2014
what do you call a afghani that owns a camel and a goat??
bisexual..
what do you call a afgani that owns 6 goats???
a pimp..
bisexual..
what do you call a afgani that owns 6 goats???
a pimp..
174.) crookedeye - 06/15/2014
so what youre saying I shouldnt quit my day job..
175.) crookedeye - 06/15/2014
....
176.) crookedeye - 06/15/2014
the best cake ever.. Lithuanian torte cake..
177.) crookedeye - 06/15/2014
you guys don't forget ..i'm polish and chechk and some Russian in me...i'm not a Mexican..
178.) Floyd - 06/15/2014
[QUOTE=crookedeye;20884]the best cake ever.. Lithuanian torte cake..[/QUOTE]
CE, you don't remember too well. The big guys in white coats said it was laced with lithium. A lithium cake. You liked tusseling with them, remember?
CE, you don't remember too well. The big guys in white coats said it was laced with lithium. A lithium cake. You liked tusseling with them, remember?
179.) crookedeye - 06/15/2014
back when I was a kid, I used to have to dig snow tunnels from are front door to the school just so I could learnith math and my spelling skills..
180.) Swamp Fox - 06/15/2014
CE, since you're our resident Polack and military historian, I'm sure you know why the new Polish navy puts glass bottoms on their boats...
So that on national holidays, it can review the old Polish navy.
Old jokes are the best jokes...:grin:
So that on national holidays, it can review the old Polish navy.
Old jokes are the best jokes...:grin:
181.) Swamp Fox - 06/15/2014
By the way, I think you need to vote for cake in the pole...I mean poll.
My side ---I should really say the side of good and justice---is missing two or three votes from fellow cake-eaters, I think...
:beer:
My side ---I should really say the side of good and justice---is missing two or three votes from fellow cake-eaters, I think...
:beer:
182.) Swamp Fox - 06/15/2014
[QUOTE=crookedeye;20884]the best cake ever.. Lithuanian torte cake..[/QUOTE]
Torte cake! Excellent!--Another Grammaw specialty! I'd forgotten all about it.
I might have even had Lithuanian torte cake a time or two, but it would have been way back in the old days. Not by my grandma, I don't think, though that's the kind of thing she might have been good at, from all the other evidence. More likely some distant Prussian relative, two or three generations removed from the old country, LOL...Or on a business trip to the upper Midwest, which would make for a less-good story.
Torte cake! Excellent!--Another Grammaw specialty! I'd forgotten all about it.
I might have even had Lithuanian torte cake a time or two, but it would have been way back in the old days. Not by my grandma, I don't think, though that's the kind of thing she might have been good at, from all the other evidence. More likely some distant Prussian relative, two or three generations removed from the old country, LOL...Or on a business trip to the upper Midwest, which would make for a less-good story.
183.) crookedeye - 06/15/2014
it wasn't a specialty cake back when I was in Stalingrad..
184.) Swamp Fox - 06/15/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20816]And yet you don't buy cheesecake at a pie shop. You [B]can[/B] get it at a cake shop.
Just in case there was some alternate universe going on down there that I was not aware of, I checked in the greater Dallas metroplexiburb area for a pie shop that sold cheesecake and...not that it was a surprise...I came up with nada.
I'm aware there are all sorts of lame pastries that purport to be cheesecakes. I've even put some of them in my mouth. The cheesecakes I call cheesecakes are most decidedly not pies.
Just sayin'. :wink[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=DParker;20828]I don't know about Lizard Lick, but here in the civilized world there are no "pie shops" or "cake shops"...
[/QUOTE]
[I](to Floyd):
[/I]
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20845]
I consider the desserts I like most NOT PIES...I'm sure there are plenty of people who agree. Apparently Bakerpedia agrees that plenty agree.
You want to bang on about cheese pies, go right ahead. I'll stick with cheesecakes, which may be different from what you call cheesecakes.[/QUOTE]
[I](to DP):[/I]
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20849]
What difference, at this point, does it make?
Show me a pie shop (a place that specializes in pies) which sells cheesecake and you win something from the bottom shelf.
Then we can go on to the dunking booth...[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Floyd;20851]So, what you are saying is pie shops enjoy the same level of ignorance as you do, is justification to continue being ignorant? The two wrongs make a right argument; sort of speak. For sure you're no Jack Horner.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20854]No, what I'm saying is that if a pie shop considered some version of "cheesecake" a pie, they'd sell it as a pie, and you would win two tickets or a small plush toy, to squander as you wish...
I just don't consider what I like to be a pie.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=DParker;20879]The first few "pie shops" that popped up and that sell cheese"cake":
[url]http://www.the-pie-shop.com/menu/[/url]
[url]http://missyspieshop.com/menu/[/url]
[url]http://www.grannyscotts.com/favorites.html[/url][/QUOTE]
LOL...
Huh! Pie shops! Selling what they call cheesecake!
Butter my butt and call me a biscuit!
You can pick anything from the bottom shelf, DP, per our agreement... :tu:
Just in case there was some alternate universe going on down there that I was not aware of, I checked in the greater Dallas metroplexiburb area for a pie shop that sold cheesecake and...not that it was a surprise...I came up with nada.
I'm aware there are all sorts of lame pastries that purport to be cheesecakes. I've even put some of them in my mouth. The cheesecakes I call cheesecakes are most decidedly not pies.
Just sayin'. :wink[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=DParker;20828]I don't know about Lizard Lick, but here in the civilized world there are no "pie shops" or "cake shops"...
[/QUOTE]
[I](to Floyd):
[/I]
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20845]
I consider the desserts I like most NOT PIES...I'm sure there are plenty of people who agree. Apparently Bakerpedia agrees that plenty agree.
You want to bang on about cheese pies, go right ahead. I'll stick with cheesecakes, which may be different from what you call cheesecakes.[/QUOTE]
[I](to DP):[/I]
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20849]
What difference, at this point, does it make?
Show me a pie shop (a place that specializes in pies) which sells cheesecake and you win something from the bottom shelf.
Then we can go on to the dunking booth...[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Floyd;20851]So, what you are saying is pie shops enjoy the same level of ignorance as you do, is justification to continue being ignorant? The two wrongs make a right argument; sort of speak. For sure you're no Jack Horner.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20854]No, what I'm saying is that if a pie shop considered some version of "cheesecake" a pie, they'd sell it as a pie, and you would win two tickets or a small plush toy, to squander as you wish...
I just don't consider what I like to be a pie.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=DParker;20879]The first few "pie shops" that popped up and that sell cheese"cake":
[url]http://www.the-pie-shop.com/menu/[/url]
[url]http://missyspieshop.com/menu/[/url]
[url]http://www.grannyscotts.com/favorites.html[/url][/QUOTE]
LOL...
Huh! Pie shops! Selling what they call cheesecake!
Butter my butt and call me a biscuit!
You can pick anything from the bottom shelf, DP, per our agreement... :tu:
185.) Swamp Fox - 06/15/2014
[QUOTE=crookedeye;20891]it wasn't a specialty cake back when I was in Stalingrad..[/QUOTE]
LOL...Was the filling cold?
LOL...Was the filling cold?
186.) crookedeye - 06/15/2014
No I was a stalin grad, from the university of kercut.
187.) crookedeye - 06/15/2014
....
188.) Swamp Fox - 06/15/2014
LOL...
I had Polish latkes one time...They were awful...
I was surprised, considering who the cook was.
I had Polish latkes one time...They were awful...
I was surprised, considering who the cook was.
189.) DParker - 06/15/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20893]LOL...
Huh! Pie shops! Selling what they call cheesecake!
Butter my butt and call me a biscuit!
You can pick anything from the bottom shelf, DP, per our agreement... :tu:[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube_share;aUQkbXWwJhQ]http://youtu.be/aUQkbXWwJhQ[/video]
Huh! Pie shops! Selling what they call cheesecake!
Butter my butt and call me a biscuit!
You can pick anything from the bottom shelf, DP, per our agreement... :tu:[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube_share;aUQkbXWwJhQ]http://youtu.be/aUQkbXWwJhQ[/video]
190.) Swamp Fox - 06/15/2014
:laugh:
LOL...Even better!
:clap:
LOL...Even better!
:clap:
191.) Floyd - 06/15/2014
Swampy Butter Butt Biscuit Cake Eater
Swampy: I'll eat that cheesecake or whatever it is that makes you call it a cheesecake. (Mumbling mouthful cheesecake) No matter what, it's not a pie, no way no how.
Baker: Dude, your pie hole disagrees.
Swampy: nuh-uh ... Go away or I'll bother you to death.
Swampy: I'll eat that cheesecake or whatever it is that makes you call it a cheesecake. (Mumbling mouthful cheesecake) No matter what, it's not a pie, no way no how.
Baker: Dude, your pie hole disagrees.
Swampy: nuh-uh ... Go away or I'll bother you to death.
192.) Swamp Fox - 06/15/2014
[QUOTE=Floyd;20907]
Baker: Dude, your pie hole disagrees.
[/QUOTE]
Dude, that was, like, two pages ago...
(Really, it was three pages ago, but I think the joke works better this way ^^^^^)
Hope you get some ice cream cake at some point today, Floyd! :-)
Baker: Dude, your pie hole disagrees.
[/QUOTE]
Dude, that was, like, two pages ago...
(Really, it was three pages ago, but I think the joke works better this way ^^^^^)
Hope you get some ice cream cake at some point today, Floyd! :-)
193.) Floyd - 06/15/2014
Hot apple pie and vanilla bean ice cream. Mmm mmm good.
I did get a new dutch oven for Father's Day. It will be used as a dedicated peach cobbler and other cobblers. Mmmm scambled up peach pie.
I did get a new dutch oven for Father's Day. It will be used as a dedicated peach cobbler and other cobblers. Mmmm scambled up peach pie.
194.) Swamp Fox - 06/15/2014
:tu:....
195.) Deerminator - 06/15/2014
by the way these are [I]frick'n awesom[/I]. had some simular a number of years back.
196.) Swamp Fox - 06/16/2014
LOL...I thought I was gonna see them go off....:tap:
Fireworks cake? How about a bacon rocket?
:grin:
Fireworks cake? How about a bacon rocket?
:grin:
197.) bluecat - 06/16/2014
This thread has earned the Good House Keeping Seal of Approval and some Popular Mechanics Awards as well.
:tu:
:tu:
198.) Swamp Fox - 06/16/2014
I still say there are a few cake-eaters lurking, or even one or two that have posted on this thread, who need to vote. You know who you are...Don't make me cake-shame you...:tap:
199.) bluecat - 06/16/2014
Maybe they need to be horse-whipped...oops wrong thread.
200.) Floyd - 06/16/2014
mmmm, breakfast pie.
201.) Floyd - 06/16/2014
Swampy, like this thread, the poll, a footballbat, are all screwed up.
Cake: Use milk to choke it down. Better made into cupcakes to help choke it down; more frosting and icing please to help choke it down. Anything else to drink with it? Oh no, only milk will do.
Pie: The pretty lady said, 'Here's your pie, would you like coffee, tea or me with your pie.' So great, fried pies invented to take the goodness with you.
Let me help Swampy:
[video=youtube_share;VL1VfPlVuCE]http://youtu.be/VL1VfPlVuCE[/video]
Cake: Use milk to choke it down. Better made into cupcakes to help choke it down; more frosting and icing please to help choke it down. Anything else to drink with it? Oh no, only milk will do.
Pie: The pretty lady said, 'Here's your pie, would you like coffee, tea or me with your pie.' So great, fried pies invented to take the goodness with you.
Let me help Swampy:
[video=youtube_share;VL1VfPlVuCE]http://youtu.be/VL1VfPlVuCE[/video]
202.) Deerminator - 06/16/2014
everything was GREAT, UNTILL!! SHE, came down stairs.
203.) Swamp Fox - 06/16/2014
:-)...
Maybe pudding pops are pie...
Maybe pudding pops are pie...
204.) Hunter - 06/16/2014
Zebra CAKES!!! America's favorite junk food. Everybody loves Zebra Cakes!
205.) Swamp Fox - 06/16/2014
:tu::tu::tu:
206.) Floyd - 06/17/2014
[QUOTE=Hunter;20958]Zebra CAKES!!! America's favorite junk food. Everybody loves Zebra Cakes![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20961]:tu::tu::tu:[/QUOTE]
Frosted card board. Good choice yo! Graduate to pie kids.
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20961]:tu::tu::tu:[/QUOTE]
Frosted card board. Good choice yo! Graduate to pie kids.
207.) Floyd - 06/17/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20946]:-)...
Maybe pudding pops are pie...[/QUOTE]
Now you are just being sore sport. Sure, take your ball, go home. Your mom is bring us pie.
Maybe pudding pops are pie...[/QUOTE]
Now you are just being sore sport. Sure, take your ball, go home. Your mom is bring us pie.
208.) Swamp Fox - 06/17/2014
LOL...
Sore sport? Go home?
Oh, nay nay!
I am still in the arena, my face marred by flour, eggs and frosting....
Keeping the world safe for cake-eating.
Sore sport? Go home?
Oh, nay nay!
I am still in the arena, my face marred by flour, eggs and frosting....
Keeping the world safe for cake-eating.
209.) Wild Bob - 06/17/2014
The Holy Grail is achieved...the thread made it to 20! (Wow have the standards been lowered...what was a long thread back in the BC day????)
210.) Swamp Fox - 06/17/2014
Well, yeah, and the pages are shorter on HC, too, I think.
It just goes to show you that a little bit of constant babbling from just a few people can achieve great things...
It just goes to show you that a little bit of constant babbling from just a few people can achieve great things...
211.) Floyd - 06/17/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20972]LOL...
Sore sport? Go home?
Oh, nay nay!
I am still in the arena, my face marred by flour, eggs and frosting....
Keeping the world safe for cake-eating.[/QUOTE]
LOL, An optimist. Still in the minority though. Charlie Brown once said, "Life is like an ice cream cone...you have to learn to lick it."
Of course he didn't think you would get on all fours after it hit the ground. Bahahahaha
Sore sport? Go home?
Oh, nay nay!
I am still in the arena, my face marred by flour, eggs and frosting....
Keeping the world safe for cake-eating.[/QUOTE]
LOL, An optimist. Still in the minority though. Charlie Brown once said, "Life is like an ice cream cone...you have to learn to lick it."
Of course he didn't think you would get on all fours after it hit the ground. Bahahahaha
212.) Floyd - 06/17/2014
Wow! No way.
I was going to post something about meat pie vs meat cake. But, I decided to hit the search button first.
Dang if there isn't such a thing as a meat cake. A meatloaf really, but you can go ahead and quibble about it.
[URL="http://www.instructables.com/id/Make-your-very-own-Meat-Cake!/"]http://www.instructables.com/id/Make-your-very-own-Meat-Cake!/[/URL]
I was going to post something about meat pie vs meat cake. But, I decided to hit the search button first.
Dang if there isn't such a thing as a meat cake. A meatloaf really, but you can go ahead and quibble about it.
[URL="http://www.instructables.com/id/Make-your-very-own-Meat-Cake!/"]http://www.instructables.com/id/Make-your-very-own-Meat-Cake!/[/URL]
213.) Swamp Fox - 06/17/2014
:-)...
214.) Deerminator - 06/18/2014
:hb::hb:hb:
215.) Wild Bob - 06/18/2014
Ah, 'meat cake' just sounds wrong on so many levels.
I'd watch out where and when you throw that term around... You just might get more of a response than you bargained for.
I'd watch out where and when you throw that term around... You just might get more of a response than you bargained for.
216.) Deerminator - 06/18/2014
:ek:
217.) Swamp Fox - 06/25/2014
Cake will rise again!
218.) Hunter - 06/25/2014
Proud of your persistence! You make us cake lovers proud. :tu:
219.) billy b - 06/25/2014
Moon pie is a fraud.
220.) Jag - 06/26/2014
Fighting a losing battle there Swampy...
221.) Swamp Fox - 06/26/2014
That's what I'm all about...
LOL
LOL
222.) Floyd - 06/26/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;21370]That's what I'm all about...
LOL[/QUOTE]
I bet his toilet paper rolls off the dispenser in the wrong direction too.
LOL[/QUOTE]
I bet his toilet paper rolls off the dispenser in the wrong direction too.
223.) DParker - 06/26/2014
[QUOTE=billy b;21340]Moon pie is a fraud.[/QUOTE]
Bingo. It's like I said...who do they think they're fooling?
Bingo. It's like I said...who do they think they're fooling?
224.) bluecat - 06/27/2014
[QUOTE=billy b;21340]Moon pie is a fraud.[/QUOTE]
I heard they create those on a secret soundstage in Hollywood...
I heard they create those on a secret soundstage in Hollywood...
225.) Swamp Fox - 06/27/2014
[QUOTE=Jag;21366]Fighting a losing battle there Swampy...[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Floyd;21372]I bet his toilet paper rolls off the dispenser in the wrong direction too.[/QUOTE]
[I]What's good for me ain't necessarily good for the weak-minded. [/I]
-----Gus McCrae, [I]Lonesome Dove
[/I]
[QUOTE=Floyd;21372]I bet his toilet paper rolls off the dispenser in the wrong direction too.[/QUOTE]
[I]What's good for me ain't necessarily good for the weak-minded. [/I]
-----Gus McCrae, [I]Lonesome Dove
[/I]
226.) Floyd - 06/27/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;21385][I]What's good for me ain't necessarily good for the weak-minded. [/I]
-----Gus McCrae, [I]Lonesome Dove
[/I][/QUOTE]
All is lost for poor Swampy. As he resorts to quoting a fictitious character in a western fiction TV miniseries. :laugh:
-----Gus McCrae, [I]Lonesome Dove
[/I][/QUOTE]
All is lost for poor Swampy. As he resorts to quoting a fictitious character in a western fiction TV miniseries. :laugh:
227.) bluecat - 06/27/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;21316]Cake will rise again!
[/QUOTE]
Well if you add yeast, sure.
[/QUOTE]
Well if you add yeast, sure.
228.) Swamp Fox - 06/27/2014
And yet it's true...:wink
229.) Swamp Fox - 06/27/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;21385][I]What's good for me ain't necessarily good for the weak-minded. [/I]
-----Gus McCrae, [I]Lonesome Dove
[/I][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Floyd;21387]All is lost for poor Swampy. As he resorts to quoting a fictitious character in a western fiction TV miniseries. :laugh:[/QUOTE]
And yet it's true...:wink
-----Gus McCrae, [I]Lonesome Dove
[/I][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Floyd;21387]All is lost for poor Swampy. As he resorts to quoting a fictitious character in a western fiction TV miniseries. :laugh:[/QUOTE]
And yet it's true...:wink
230.) Floyd - 06/27/2014
[QUOnecessarilyFox;21392]And yet it's true...:wink[/QUOTE]
No, not necssarly. You are no Gus NcCrae. But, since your mind doesn't mind, I don't mind either.
:co:
No, not necssarly. You are no Gus NcCrae. But, since your mind doesn't mind, I don't mind either.
:co:
231.) Swamp Fox - 06/27/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;21385] What's good for me ain't necessarily good for the week-minded.
-----Gus McCrae, [I]Lonesome Dove
[/I][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Floyd;21395]No, not necssarly. You are no Gus NcCrae...[/QUOTE]
Well, that explains it! I was wondering why I was having all these accidents with ugly girls!
-----Gus McCrae, [I]Lonesome Dove
[/I][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Floyd;21395]No, not necssarly. You are no Gus NcCrae...[/QUOTE]
Well, that explains it! I was wondering why I was having all these accidents with ugly girls!
232.) Floyd - 06/27/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;21396]Well, that explains it! I was wondering why I was having all these accidents with ugly girls![/QUOTE]
No sir. You being self-inflicted with ugly girls is no accident. :-)
Must be your cake they're after.
I'm so sorry Swampy.
No sir. You being self-inflicted with ugly girls is no accident. :-)
Must be your cake they're after.
I'm so sorry Swampy.
233.) Floyd - 06/27/2014
Dang that was bad. Here these should be better.....
234.) Swamp Fox - 06/27/2014
LOL...It's all very subjective...
235.) Floyd - 06/27/2014
...and I don't mind subjecting you.
236.) Swamp Fox - 06/28/2014
I can see that...and I'm grateful for it....LOL
237.) Deerminator - 06/28/2014
Try 2 bags
238.) Floyd - 06/28/2014
Swampy needs help. (No surprise there, right?)
He needs help with his kakamania. (Translates to Cake Mania)
If you haven't voted already, please, for the love of Pete and Swampy, vote for more kaka. I mean cake.
Click on the [B]"PIE"[/B] chart below. As you can see, Swampy is fighting a losing battle. Like Don Quixote and the windmill thing. I'm sure ol'Don was coo coo over kaka as well.
[ATTACH=CONFIG]433[/ATTACH]
Kaka, is old Norse for cake. Then non-vikings bit into the kaka and said, "Hey, this looks and taste like poo!"
Just saying. Please vote for cake.
He needs help with his kakamania. (Translates to Cake Mania)
If you haven't voted already, please, for the love of Pete and Swampy, vote for more kaka. I mean cake.
Click on the [B]"PIE"[/B] chart below. As you can see, Swampy is fighting a losing battle. Like Don Quixote and the windmill thing. I'm sure ol'Don was coo coo over kaka as well.
[ATTACH=CONFIG]433[/ATTACH]
Kaka, is old Norse for cake. Then non-vikings bit into the kaka and said, "Hey, this looks and taste like poo!"
Just saying. Please vote for cake.
239.) crookedeye - 06/28/2014
what do you call a mouse that can pick up a horse???
sir!
sir!
240.) Deerminator - 06/29/2014
take that you cake eaters.
241.) billy b - 06/29/2014
Give it up Swampy, you only got 3 votes, thats what you call a pie in the face.:grin: