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1.) bluecat - 06/05/2014
This may be even more horrific than exchanging 5 high level terrorists for one American deserter without congressional knowledge.
I just can't get these images out of my head.
I just can't get these images out of my head.
2.) Deerminator - 06/05/2014
STRANGE
3.) Swamp Fox - 06/05/2014
[QUOTE=bluecat;20352]
I just can't get these images out of my head.
[/QUOTE]
If you show up in your deer contest pic dressed as [I]My Little Pony[/I], we'll do an intervention...
If you don't know what I'm talking about, look it up...or "bronies"... LOL...
I just can't get these images out of my head.
[/QUOTE]
If you show up in your deer contest pic dressed as [I]My Little Pony[/I], we'll do an intervention...
If you don't know what I'm talking about, look it up...or "bronies"... LOL...
4.) bluecat - 06/05/2014
She may reconsider "pony play" once she gets mounted.
5.) Swamp Fox - 06/05/2014
It'll be alright if she has the right kind of saddle.
I recommend a jumping saddle...because she's gonna jump at least a little...
:jd:
I recommend a jumping saddle...because she's gonna jump at least a little...
:jd:
6.) Swamp Fox - 06/05/2014
She recently had to refuse an unexpected delivery via UPS...
They drove up with a horse and carriage for her, but she explained what she was really looking for was a horse and marriage...
They drove up with a horse and carriage for her, but she explained what she was really looking for was a horse and marriage...
7.) bluecat - 06/05/2014
She's single? What a shocker.
8.) Swamp Fox - 06/05/2014
She's been holding out for a real stud...
9.) Swamp Fox - 06/05/2014
She also thinks she'd get more exercise if she had a ring...
10.) Swamp Fox - 06/05/2014
Horse and riding jokes might be more obscure than fish puns, but giving it a whirl is the mane thing...
11.) DParker - 06/05/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20378]Horse and riding jokes might be more obscure than fish puns, but giving it a whirl is the mane thing...[/QUOTE]
Hay there...you oat to reign that in before you get bit.
Hay there...you oat to reign that in before you get bit.
12.) bluecat - 06/05/2014
You can lead her to water but you just can't make her drink.
13.) Swamp Fox - 06/05/2014
Oh, I'd say she's drunk at some point...
14.) Hunter - 06/05/2014
Is anybody else wondering where Bluecat has been grazing to have come across this video? :re:
15.) Swamp Fox - 06/05/2014
On his innerwebz computer, he has a sweet feed...
16.) bluecat - 06/05/2014
She's a real horses ass.
17.) bluecat - 06/05/2014
[QUOTE=Hunter;20383]Is anybody else wondering where Bluecat has been grazing to have come across this video? :re:[/QUOTE]
LOL!
LOL!
18.) bluecat - 06/05/2014
It was on a show called My Strange Addiction. Fascinating. On another episode there was a woman who drank paint. Captivating.
I really need to get a life.
I really need to get a life.
19.) Swamp Fox - 06/05/2014
Yeah, but this thread beats mucking around on ArcheryTalk...
20.) bluecat - 06/05/2014
Do you think that making fun of her riding costume is a bit tacky?
21.) Swamp Fox - 06/05/2014
LOL...:grin:
22.) bluecat - 06/05/2014
This thread had stalled out.
23.) Swamp Fox - 06/05/2014
[QUOTE=bluecat;20390]Do you think that making fun of her riding costume is a bit tacky?[/QUOTE]
The horses seem okay with it as long as she doesn't wear a shirt with a cholic...
The horses seem okay with it as long as she doesn't wear a shirt with a cholic...
24.) bluecat - 06/05/2014
I wouldn't want to saddle her with any expectations.
25.) Swamp Fox - 06/05/2014
[QUOTE=bluecat;20393]This thread had stalled out.[/QUOTE]
If we had more people posting, I'm sure some funny stuff would crop up...
If we had more people posting, I'm sure some funny stuff would crop up...
26.) bluecat - 06/05/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20396]If we had more people posting, I'm sure some funny stuff would crop up...[/QUOTE]
Good one.
It only takes a few posters participating to spur us on.
Good one.
It only takes a few posters participating to spur us on.
27.) DParker - 06/05/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20396]If we had more people posting, I'm sure some funny stuff would crop up...[/QUOTE]
Whoa. You just whipped that one up on the spot.
You chaps are marely trying to stirrup trouble. Maybe if you ponied up and bought her a Pinto beer?
It's a cinch she subscribes to a few fashion magazines for the well-dressaged woman. I wonder if halters are back in this season?
Whoa. You just whipped that one up on the spot.
You chaps are marely trying to stirrup trouble. Maybe if you ponied up and bought her a Pinto beer?
It's a cinch she subscribes to a few fashion magazines for the well-dressaged woman. I wonder if halters are back in this season?
28.) bluecat - 06/05/2014
It's real easy for us to judge someone like that with our societal blinders on.
29.) Swamp Fox - 06/05/2014
I bet it sucks to be sworn to silence when you're champing at the bit to get in on this wild ride...
30.) bluecat - 06/05/2014
Her favorite song has to be "Won't get foaled again".
31.) Swamp Fox - 06/05/2014
[QUOTE=bluecat;20397]Good one.
It only takes a few posters participating to spur us on.[/QUOTE]
I bet it sucks to be sworn to silence when you're champing at the bit to get in on this wild ride...
It only takes a few posters participating to spur us on.[/QUOTE]
I bet it sucks to be sworn to silence when you're champing at the bit to get in on this wild ride...
32.) bluecat - 06/05/2014
[QUOTE=DParker;20398]Whoa. You just whipped that one up on the spot.
You chaps are marely trying to stirrup trouble. Maybe if you ponied up and bought her a Pinto beer?
It's a cinch she subscribes to a few fashion magazines for the well-dressaged woman. I wonder if halters are back in this season?[/QUOTE]
Now hold yer horses Tex!
You chaps are marely trying to stirrup trouble. Maybe if you ponied up and bought her a Pinto beer?
It's a cinch she subscribes to a few fashion magazines for the well-dressaged woman. I wonder if halters are back in this season?[/QUOTE]
Now hold yer horses Tex!
33.) Swamp Fox - 06/05/2014
[QUOTE=DParker;20398]Whoa. You just whipped that one up on the spot.
You chaps are marely trying to stirrup trouble. Maybe if you ponied up and bought her a Pinto beer?
It's a cinch she subscribes to a few fashion magazines for the well-dressaged woman. I wonder if halters are back in this season?[/QUOTE]
Hold your horses! That's just too much to digest at one time...
You chaps are marely trying to stirrup trouble. Maybe if you ponied up and bought her a Pinto beer?
It's a cinch she subscribes to a few fashion magazines for the well-dressaged woman. I wonder if halters are back in this season?[/QUOTE]
Hold your horses! That's just too much to digest at one time...
34.) Swamp Fox - 06/05/2014
LOL...Beat me to it!
:dh:
:dh:
35.) Swamp Fox - 06/05/2014
[QUOTE=bluecat;20401]Her favorite song has to be "Won't get foaled again".[/QUOTE]
LMAO!
Wild horses couldn't drag her away...
But the police once did.
At a concert, she kept yelling at Mick Jagger, "Why the long face?"
LMAO!
Wild horses couldn't drag her away...
But the police once did.
At a concert, she kept yelling at Mick Jagger, "Why the long face?"
36.) Swamp Fox - 06/05/2014
I heard [B]The Who [/B]started a riding school, but it was having trouble ...Horses kept running away...Something was missing...Until The Fonz joined as an instructor...
[B][SIZE=5]A!!!!!![/SIZE][/B].....
[B][SIZE=5]A!!!!!![/SIZE][/B].....
37.) bluecat - 06/05/2014
I bet a few barley pops and a game of horse shoes and she'd open up about her serious childhood issues.
38.) Swamp Fox - 06/05/2014
She doesn't like it when people call her loco, but if the shoe fits...
39.) Swamp Fox - 06/05/2014
I don't mean to get on my high horse, but we're really nailing some of these jokes...
:wink
:wink
40.) bluecat - 06/05/2014
She wasn't embarassed by her actions. She came strong right out of the gate.
41.) Swamp Fox - 06/05/2014
I wonder if she has mudder issues...
42.) bluecat - 06/05/2014
She'd play horse more often but her giant nose obstructs her vision of the basketball and goal.
43.) bluecat - 06/05/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20412]I wonder if she has mudder issues...[/QUOTE]
Her father was a mudder too...
Her father was a mudder too...
44.) Swamp Fox - 06/05/2014
She was always the dark horse in any kind of competition...
45.) bluecat - 06/05/2014
She's not psychologically stable.
46.) bluecat - 06/05/2014
According to the most recent gallup poll, she's really in a small minority.
47.) Swamp Fox - 06/05/2014
It's too late for her to change in the middle of the stream, though...
48.) bluecat - 06/05/2014
Probably doesn't want to make waves at this point.
49.) Swamp Fox - 06/05/2014
LOL...
The whole thing gets her in a lather...
The whole thing gets her in a lather...
50.) bluecat - 06/05/2014
When she has a bridal shower, she really has a bridle shower.
51.) Swamp Fox - 06/05/2014
She's a wild one, for sure...I'm worried if she has a bachelorette party, someone will have to rein her in.
52.) bluecat - 06/05/2014
She might wear flannel. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
53.) bluecat - 06/05/2014
But if she did, she wouldn't have to worry about her "life partner" being hung like a horse.
54.) bluecat - 06/05/2014
She might not want to get hitched.
55.) Swamp Fox - 06/05/2014
[QUOTE=DParker;20380]Hay there...you oat to reign that in before you get bit.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20422]She's a wild one, for sure...I'm worried if she has a bachelorette party, someone will have to rein her in.[/QUOTE]
Oops, I didn't mean to beat a dead horse...But DParker 's typo disqualifies him for first dibs...LOL
And he can't ride shotgun...
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20422]She's a wild one, for sure...I'm worried if she has a bachelorette party, someone will have to rein her in.[/QUOTE]
Oops, I didn't mean to beat a dead horse...But DParker 's typo disqualifies him for first dibs...LOL
And he can't ride shotgun...
56.) bluecat - 06/05/2014
She just wants to live a happy life and pull her own weight.
57.) bluecat - 06/05/2014
She can really generate a lot of horsepower (and fertilizer) when she prances.
58.) Swamp Fox - 06/05/2014
I'll have to leave this dog and pony show for a while...I'll trot back later...
In the meantime, Happy Trails...
:wave:
In the meantime, Happy Trails...
:wave:
59.) bluecat - 06/05/2014
Others have accused her of being stubborn as a mule.
60.) Swamp Fox - 06/05/2014
I'm back in the saddle again...
61.) Swamp Fox - 06/05/2014
[QUOTE=bluecat;20430]Others have accused her of being stubborn as a mule.[/QUOTE]
When she gets like that, you just have to give her her head...
When she gets like that, you just have to give her her head...
62.) bluecat - 06/05/2014
She was fine playing football with the other kids, but she gets penalized a lot for making horse collar tackles.
63.) Swamp Fox - 06/05/2014
She gets so ornery you think she's gonna have a cow, but that's biologically impossible...
She's had a few [B]scrapes[/B] with the law, but whenever she gets put in the [B]paddock[/B] wagon, someone always goes her [B]bale[/B]...
^^^^^ That, ladies and germs, is called a three-horse trailer....
Thank you, thank you very much...
Try the veal...
She's had a few [B]scrapes[/B] with the law, but whenever she gets put in the [B]paddock[/B] wagon, someone always goes her [B]bale[/B]...
^^^^^ That, ladies and germs, is called a three-horse trailer....
Thank you, thank you very much...
Try the veal...
64.) Swamp Fox - 06/05/2014
[QUOTE=bluecat;20434]She was fine playing football with the other kids, but she gets penalized a lot for making horse collar tackles.[/QUOTE]
That's why they finally made her a kicker.
That's why they finally made her a kicker.
65.) bluecat - 06/06/2014
When that aired she was overweight, but since then she has really put on the feed bag.
66.) bluecat - 06/06/2014
She normally is very shy but during that interview she was really feeling her oats.
67.) Swamp Fox - 06/06/2014
The [I]NY Times [/I]got part of the story wrong...They reported that she was whining about all her saddle blankets being too small as she was packing on the pounds, but what she was really doing was whinnying.
Stupid [I]NY Times[/I]...
But they're how Obama learned of this story...
Now he wants to take a selfie with her, which will be interesting...One person in it will think she's a horse, the other person in it is just the hind end...
Stupid [I]NY Times[/I]...
But they're how Obama learned of this story...
Now he wants to take a selfie with her, which will be interesting...One person in it will think she's a horse, the other person in it is just the hind end...
68.) bluecat - 06/06/2014
I'll be back, I have to see a man about a horse.
69.) Swamp Fox - 06/06/2014
Try to leave the stall cleaner than you found it...
70.) bluecat - 06/06/2014
I wonder where she lives, probably a one horse town.
71.) bluecat - 06/06/2014
She's just a hobby horse.
72.) Swamp Fox - 06/06/2014
She's the mayor of Crazytown, of course...
She narrowly beat Rob Ford...Not in an election, though...In a steeplechase...
She narrowly beat Rob Ford...Not in an election, though...In a steeplechase...
73.) bluecat - 06/09/2014
Rob Ford, now that's a horse of a different color...
74.) NEBigAl - 06/09/2014
Have you guys seen the horse lovers video on ebaumsworld? I wont link to it...because Alex wouldnt like that
75.) Swamp Fox - 06/09/2014
I'd like to watch it with a triple Crown (it's 5 o'clock somewhere, right?) but I can't find it...
I went over there and searched "horse lovers" and that kicked up a lot of stuff...It was like looking for a needle in a haystack...
I went over there and searched "horse lovers" and that kicked up a lot of stuff...It was like looking for a needle in a haystack...
76.) bluecat - 06/09/2014
Horsefeathers! Swampy you know you enjoy that site.
77.) Swamp Fox - 06/09/2014
Website search functions that don't run properly are a burr under my saddle...They're so lame.
78.) bluecat - 06/09/2014
79.) Swamp Fox - 06/09/2014
Crazy horse...
:grin:
:grin:
80.) bluecat - 06/09/2014
81.) bluecat - 06/09/2014
82.) Swamp Fox - 06/09/2014
LOL!
83.) DParker - 06/09/2014
Isn't that Jockey Cousteau's horse?
84.) bluecat - 06/09/2014
Wow, that was lame...
85.) bluecat - 06/09/2014
You can almost smell the 10.00 turkey legs. Huzzah!
86.) bluecat - 06/09/2014
That's [B]A Man Called Horse[/B].
See what I did there?
See what I did there?
87.) Swamp Fox - 06/09/2014
[QUOTE=bluecat;20555]
You can almost smell the 10.00 turkey legs. Huzzah![/QUOTE]
LOL...
Centaurs put a different twist on the phrase "....and the horse you rode in on."
It's a lot less work with centaurs. Kinda like a two-fer.
:wink
You can almost smell the 10.00 turkey legs. Huzzah![/QUOTE]
LOL...
Centaurs put a different twist on the phrase "....and the horse you rode in on."
It's a lot less work with centaurs. Kinda like a two-fer.
:wink
88.) bluecat - 06/09/2014
:laugh:
Brilliant
Brilliant
89.) bluecat - 06/09/2014
Those centaurs don't have a lick of horse sense.
90.) Hunter - 06/09/2014
[QUOTE=bluecat;20562]Those centaurs don't have a lick of horse sense.[/QUOTE]
Maybe they have a cow lick? oh wait, maybe this should be in the cow thread :co:
Maybe they have a cow lick? oh wait, maybe this should be in the cow thread :co:
91.) bluecat - 06/10/2014
I would have liked to know a little more about her, you know, straight from the horses mouth.
92.) bluecat - 06/10/2014
[QUOTE=Hunter;20563]Maybe they have a cow lick? oh wait, maybe this should be in the cow thread :co:[/QUOTE]
Which ones? :grin:
Which ones? :grin:
93.) Swamp Fox - 06/10/2014
[QUOTE=bluecat;20576]I would have liked to know a little more about her, you know, straight from the horses mouth.[/QUOTE]
Do you really want to be saddled with nightmares?
Do you really want to be saddled with nightmares?
94.) bluecat - 06/10/2014
No, definately not. Maybe they could have provided some perspective from someone that's a little bit long in the tooth.
95.) Swamp Fox - 06/10/2014
It's a tall hurdle to find a commenter who's both a psychiatrist AND a horse whisperer....
96.) bluecat - 06/11/2014
Just saw this on her facebook page.
Favorite Shoe: Nike Air Pegasus
Favorite Movie: The Horse Soldiers
Favorite Song: The Old Grey Mare (Just Ain't What She Used to Be), Horse with no Name
Favorite Actor: Sarah Jessica Parker
Favorite Toy: Pretty Pretty Pony
Favorite Sports Team: Denver Broncos
Favorite Show: Francis the Talking Mule
Favorite Book: My Friend Flicka
Favorite Shoe: Nike Air Pegasus
Favorite Movie: The Horse Soldiers
Favorite Song: The Old Grey Mare (Just Ain't What She Used to Be), Horse with no Name
Favorite Actor: Sarah Jessica Parker
Favorite Toy: Pretty Pretty Pony
Favorite Sports Team: Denver Broncos
Favorite Show: Francis the Talking Mule
Favorite Book: My Friend Flicka
97.) Swamp Fox - 06/11/2014
[QUOTE=bluecat;20608]Favorite Actor: Sarah Jessica Parker
[/QUOTE]
Oh neigh you di-int! :p
Favorite Bumpersticker: [B]WWMED? [/B]
(What Would Mr. Ed Do?)
[/QUOTE]
Oh neigh you di-int! :p
Favorite Bumpersticker: [B]WWMED? [/B]
(What Would Mr. Ed Do?)
98.) bluecat - 06/11/2014
Do you think she has other talents or is she a one trick pony?
99.) Swamp Fox - 06/11/2014
I'm sure she has some hobbies...
She is active in politics, for instance, and was a supporter of Eric Cantor...
She is active in politics, for instance, and was a supporter of Eric Cantor...
100.) bluecat - 06/11/2014
Nice!
101.) bluecat - 06/11/2014
She needs to consider changing her ways or she'll wind up a lonely old nag.
102.) Swamp Fox - 06/11/2014
That's a cinch, especially since she seems obsessed with girths....
103.) Swamp Fox - 06/11/2014
She ought to latigo...
104.) bluecat - 06/11/2014
Maybe what she needs is to go highstepping out on the town.
105.) Deerminator - 06/11/2014
....
106.) Deerminator - 06/11/2014
Remember;
get on the lft side
get on the lft side
107.) Swamp Fox - 06/11/2014
The last time she got out, it was a real barn burner.
108.) bluecat - 06/11/2014
Withers you get on left or right side doesn't seem to matter to the horse.
109.) Deerminator - 06/11/2014
the nag
110.) Swamp Fox - 06/11/2014
[QUOTE=bluecat;20640]Withers you get on left or right side doesn't seem to matter to the horse.[/QUOTE]
It's true. Some horses are amphibious...
It's true. Some horses are amphibious...
111.) bluecat - 06/11/2014
We shouldn't treat them like a beast of burden though, even if they are amorphous.
112.) Deerminator - 06/11/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20642]It's true. Some houses are amphibious...[/QUOTE]
one of thiese?
one of thiese?
113.) Swamp Fox - 06/11/2014
“Left hand, right hand it doesn’t matter. I’m amphibious.”
- Charles Shackleford, in an interview while he was with North Carolina State University basketball team---1980's
- Charles Shackleford, in an interview while he was with North Carolina State University basketball team---1980's
114.) Deerminator - 06/11/2014
one of thiese?
115.) Swamp Fox - 06/11/2014
[QUOTE=Deerminator;20644]one of thiese?[/QUOTE]
D, you're like a horse out of water...
:wink
D, you're like a horse out of water...
:wink
116.) bluecat - 06/11/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20645]“Left hand, right hand it doesn’t matter. I’m amphibious.”
- Charles Shackleford, in an interview while he was with North Carolina State University basketball team---1980's[/QUOTE]
Ah, good ol' sports quotes.
- Charles Shackleford, in an interview while he was with North Carolina State University basketball team---1980's[/QUOTE]
Ah, good ol' sports quotes.
117.) Swamp Fox - 06/11/2014
That's one of the few I know right out of the gait...
118.) bluecat - 06/11/2014
I'll have to give you 15 hands for that...
119.) bluecat - 06/11/2014
You know if other people got off their 'cow ches', this thread would have plenty of horsepower.
120.) bluecat - 06/11/2014
I'm deducting a few points for that. Flag on the field for re-using pun.
121.) Swamp Fox - 06/11/2014
Well, thanks.
Usually I just get a lot of ribbon around here.
Usually I just get a lot of ribbon around here.
122.) Swamp Fox - 06/11/2014
[QUOTE=bluecat;20652]I'm deducting a few points for that. Flag on the field for re-using pun.[/QUOTE]
Be thankful we don't wrap you on the knuckles...
Be thankful we don't wrap you on the knuckles...
123.) Deerminator - 06/12/2014
[I]Did I ever tell ye how I made a horse laugh and then cry[/I]
124.) Swamp Fox - 06/12/2014
:pop:
125.) bluecat - 06/12/2014
Deerminator, you don't want to play with their emotions. It behooves us to be sympathetic.
126.) bluecat - 06/12/2014
She was voted most likely to "not spit the bit" in high school.
127.) Deerminator - 06/12/2014
your right, we should be more amphibious
128.) bluecat - 06/12/2014
She likes to go to the pool but everytime she goes she sees those signs "No Horseplay".
129.) Swamp Fox - 06/12/2014
She doesn't really swim at the pool, just kinda sits by the edge.
You can tell she doesn't like to get her ponytail wet.
You can tell she doesn't like to get her ponytail wet.
130.) bluecat - 06/12/2014
That and the fact that if she does, she looks like she's been ridden hard and put up wet.
131.) Swamp Fox - 06/12/2014
LOL...
One time, a game of water polo broke out and she ruined everything by using a mallet...
One time, a game of water polo broke out and she ruined everything by using a mallet...
132.) bluecat - 06/12/2014
She had a dream of going to school at Notre Dame where the four horsemen once played.
133.) Swamp Fox - 06/12/2014
She was actually accepted, but never read her conformation letter....
134.) Swamp Fox - 06/12/2014
...Because, of course, horses can't read...
Her hopes were dashed....
Her dreams trampled....
Her hopes were dashed....
Her dreams trampled....
135.) Wild Bob - 06/12/2014
A sublime cover for truer want of BDSM...give her a few more years, she'll pony up.
136.) Swamp Fox - 06/12/2014
So you're saying her exhibition is a Trojan horse?
137.) bluecat - 06/13/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20690]She was actually accepted, but never read her conformation letter....[/QUOTE]
I heard she won by a nose.
I heard she won by a nose.
138.) bluecat - 06/13/2014
When she was born the doctor didn't say "congratulations it's a pony" or anything like that, he said,
"and down the stretch she comes".
"and down the stretch she comes".
139.) bluecat - 06/13/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20690]She was actually accepted, but never read her conformation letter....[/QUOTE]
very clever, +1 additional point.
very clever, +1 additional point.
140.) Swamp Fox - 06/13/2014
[QUOTE=bluecat;20722]When she was born the doctor didn't say "congratulations it's a pony" or anything like that, he said,
"and down the stretch she comes".[/QUOTE]
LOL...
No one was surprised she could pee like a racehorse...
Potty training was a bit of a circus.
"and down the stretch she comes".[/QUOTE]
LOL...
No one was surprised she could pee like a racehorse...
Potty training was a bit of a circus.
141.) bluecat - 06/13/2014
This thread has given me saddle sores.
142.) Swamp Fox - 06/13/2014
Taking this thread up to 20 pages should be a piece of cake...
LOL
LOL
143.) bluecat - 06/13/2014
We are a bunch of work horses aren't we!
144.) bluecat - 06/13/2014
When the doctor handed the little foal to her mother he said, "she'll need to be broken you know".
145.) Swamp Fox - 06/13/2014
[QUOTE=bluecat;20753]We are a bunch of work horses aren't we![/QUOTE]
If we ever run out of yokes, I'm gonna have to grab a draft...
If we ever run out of yokes, I'm gonna have to grab a draft...
146.) bluecat - 06/13/2014
It's just fun to horse around.
147.) Deerminator - 06/14/2014
gitty up!!
148.) Deerminator - 06/14/2014
....
149.) Swamp Fox - 06/17/2014
Don't tell me we've come to the end of the trail here...
150.) bluecat - 06/17/2014
We might have to put the horse out to pasture.
151.) Floyd - 06/17/2014
......at the very least Ban Deerminator for the videos, for his and everyone's good.
152.) Swamp Fox - 06/17/2014
:laugh:...
153.) Hunter - 06/18/2014
Are we closing the barn doors on this thread?
154.) bluecat - 06/18/2014
Close the barn doors, hang up the spurs, yeah this thread is toast. I've got a charlie horse...
155.) Deerminator - 06/18/2014
we've road it hard and now it can put away wet.
156.) Wild Bob - 06/18/2014
Uhhh, yuck! That last comment...that just produces an image that makes me want to get the hell out of Dodge! Now, where's my horse?
157.) Swamp Fox - 06/18/2014
Hey! What's all this laying around $#!+?
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
No way I'm riding off into the sunset this early in the morning...
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
No way I'm riding off into the sunset this early in the morning...
158.) Hunter - 06/18/2014
Then get out your riding crop and whip this thing onward!
159.) Swamp Fox - 06/18/2014
Alrighty, then...
I kinda feel sorry for this woman. She's taken quite a pommeling on this thread...
I kinda feel sorry for this woman. She's taken quite a pommeling on this thread...
160.) Wild Bob - 06/18/2014
No kidding. But that is what happens when one horses around.
161.) Hunter - 06/18/2014
Looks to me that she would require an extra-long girth......... just sayin'
162.) Swamp Fox - 06/18/2014
[QUOTE=Wild Bob;21010]No kidding. But that is what happens when one horses around.[/QUOTE]
Hay! There's only so many times you can take a bite out of that apple...
Hay! There's only so many times you can take a bite out of that apple...
163.) Swamp Fox - 06/18/2014
[QUOTE=Hunter;21013]Looks to me that she would require an extra-long girth......... just sayin'[/QUOTE]
She doesn't use a saddle blanket...She wears an area rug.
She doesn't use a saddle blanket...She wears an area rug.
164.) bluecat - 06/18/2014
:rimshot
165.) Deerminator - 06/18/2014
:dh::dh::dh:
166.) Deerminator - 06/18/2014
good work :pop::co:
167.) Swamp Fox - 06/18/2014
We're in the home stretch to 20 pages...
:grin:
:grin:
168.) bluecat - 06/18/2014
We might not make it, so don't put the cart before the horse.
169.) Hunter - 06/18/2014
One thing is for sure, she isn't going to spit the bit and gallop off
170.) Swamp Fox - 06/18/2014
She used to be a Philadelphia Phillies fan...
171.) Swamp Fox - 06/18/2014
But now her favorite sport is horse hockey...
172.) bluecat - 06/18/2014
If you've ever seen her closet, she's a real clothes horse.
173.) bluecat - 06/18/2014
She went to her doctor and her doctor said she was as healthy as a horse.
174.) Deerminator - 06/18/2014
Hay doc, ya wanna see where the horse bit me?
175.) Swamp Fox - 06/18/2014
[QUOTE=bluecat;21030]If you've ever seen her closet, she's a real clothes horse.[/QUOTE]
She thinks she looks good in a derby, but to me she looks like a 55-gallon percolator...
She thinks she looks good in a derby, but to me she looks like a 55-gallon percolator...
176.) bluecat - 06/18/2014
This thread length is running neck and neck with the cake thread.
177.) bluecat - 06/18/2014
[QUOTE=bluecat;21031]She went to her doctor and her doctor said she was as healthy as a horse.[/QUOTE]
But she comes from good stock. Her mom was an old war horse.
But she comes from good stock. Her mom was an old war horse.
178.) Hunter - 06/19/2014
At least she didn't have hoof and mouth disease!
179.) bluecat - 06/19/2014
Her doctor told her to keep plodding along.
180.) bluecat - 06/19/2014
[QUOTE=bluecat;20782]It's just fun to horse around.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Wild Bob;21010]No kidding. But that is what happens when one horses around.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;21014]Hay! There's only so many times you can take a bite out of that apple...[/QUOTE]
+2 for the double entendre.
[QUOTE=Wild Bob;21010]No kidding. But that is what happens when one horses around.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;21014]Hay! There's only so many times you can take a bite out of that apple...[/QUOTE]
+2 for the double entendre.
181.) bluecat - 06/19/2014
Birthdays are a little awkward as she inspects all gift horses in the mouth.
182.) bluecat - 06/19/2014
Ever since she lost her dad in a farming accident, she longs for the days when they used to grab a bat and glove and throw the ol' horsehide around.
183.) bluecat - 06/19/2014
She can never smell glue anymore without thinking of her dad.
184.) Swamp Fox - 06/19/2014
:-):-):-)
Her dad always told her she was a princess, and ever since she's gone around kissing frogs...
Her dad always told her she was a princess, and ever since she's gone around kissing frogs...
185.) bluecat - 06/19/2014
Yeah, her life has been a um... harrowing experience...
186.) Swamp Fox - 06/19/2014
She hated the show [I]Hee Haw [/I]...It had her spinning in a circle until someone changed the channel...
187.) bluecat - 06/19/2014
A couple of more pages and this thread will be a one horse race.
188.) Swamp Fox - 06/19/2014
It's coming down to the wire...
189.) Hunter - 06/19/2014
I wonder if she ever foaled?:cf:
190.) bluecat - 06/19/2014
If this thread doesn't win it will really chap my hide.
191.) Deerminator - 06/19/2014
....
192.) Floyd - 06/19/2014
Personalized her stylization of Catherine The Great.
193.) bluecat - 06/19/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;21049]It's coming down to the wire...[/QUOTE]
Right now it's a dead heat...
Right now it's a dead heat...
194.) bluecat - 06/19/2014
This thread is jockeying for position though.
195.) bluecat - 06/19/2014
I have to admit both are great threads across the board.
196.) bluecat - 06/19/2014
But this is the best thread hands down.
197.) Deerminator - 06/19/2014
....
198.) Wild Bob - 06/19/2014
I think you guys did a fine job of beating a dead horse to death. (If that's already been used...oh well.)
199.) bluecat - 06/19/2014
I'm looking at the leaderboard, did we win?
If so, we might want to pull back the reigns a bit and let the dust settle.
If so, we might want to pull back the reigns a bit and let the dust settle.
200.) Deerminator - 06/19/2014
I got another angle
201.) bluecat - 06/19/2014
Her ancestors used to work for the pony express.
202.) Swamp Fox - 06/19/2014
So that's where her saddle bags come from...
203.) bluecat - 06/20/2014
Last weekend, she drove her Mustang with her two brothers, Clyde and Dale, to a local gun store where she purchased a Colt.
204.) bluecat - 06/20/2014
She said it really kicks.
205.) bluecat - 06/20/2014
She drove the Mustang because the Bronco was still in the shop.
206.) bluecat - 06/20/2014
On the way back they stopped off and got a hamburger with her favorite condiment, horseradish.
207.) bluecat - 06/20/2014
It was tastier than road apples.
208.) bluecat - 06/20/2014
But it gave her the trots.
209.) bluecat - 06/20/2014
I can do this all day.
210.) Swamp Fox - 06/20/2014
Look who had his oats today, LOL...
211.) Deerminator - 06/20/2014
BRING IT HOME:pop:
212.) Floyd - 06/20/2014
She's a colt 45 malt liquor commercial waiting to happen.
213.) bluecat - 06/20/2014
If she hooked up with a donkey I bet her kids would be stubborn.
214.) Swamp Fox - 06/20/2014
[QUOTE=bluecat;21092]If she hooked up with a donkey I bet her kids would be stubborn.[/QUOTE]
A lot of people are okay with inter-equine marriage, I guess, but once you start bringing goats into it it's a little icky...
A lot of people are okay with inter-equine marriage, I guess, but once you start bringing goats into it it's a little icky...
215.) bluecat - 06/20/2014
She's not a morning person, but more of a nightmare.
216.) Swamp Fox - 06/20/2014
Have we used "barrel" yet? If so, I'm scraping the bottom of the barrel to come up with something completely new...
217.) bluecat - 06/20/2014
She does love to barrel race in her spare time.
218.) bluecat - 06/20/2014
I'm told she likes to wash up with saddle soap.
219.) bluecat - 06/20/2014
Swampy is it time to head to the winners circle for a little mint julep?
220.) bluecat - 06/20/2014
[QUOTE=bluecat;20555]
You can almost smell the 10.00 turkey legs. Huzzah![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20558]LOL...
Centaurs put a different twist on the phrase "....and the horse you rode in on."
It's a lot less work with centaurs. Kinda like a two-fer.
:wink[/QUOTE]
This was the funniest quote of the whole thread. I'm still laughing.
You can almost smell the 10.00 turkey legs. Huzzah![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20558]LOL...
Centaurs put a different twist on the phrase "....and the horse you rode in on."
It's a lot less work with centaurs. Kinda like a two-fer.
:wink[/QUOTE]
This was the funniest quote of the whole thread. I'm still laughing.
221.) Swamp Fox - 06/20/2014
Saddle soap...LOL...
She doesn't see what's wrong with dropping it.
She doesn't see what's wrong with dropping it.
222.) Swamp Fox - 06/20/2014
[QUOTE=bluecat;21100]Swampy is it time to head to the winners circle for a little mint julep?[/QUOTE]
I don't know...I think we might have to keep this up til the cows come home...Otherwise this whole site might buy the farm.
I don't know...I think we might have to keep this up til the cows come home...Otherwise this whole site might buy the farm.
223.) bluecat - 06/20/2014
There's just a few people holding the site together with duct tape and bailing wire. You watch, Luv2 will be in here around September complaining that there isn't enough people. Happens every year.
224.) bluecat - 06/20/2014
At least there are plenty of scandals in the news to talk about...
225.) Swamp Fox - 06/20/2014
[QUOTE=bluecat;21104]There's just a few people holding the site together with duct tape and bailing wire. You watch, Luv2 will be in here around September complaining that there isn't enough people. Happens every year.[/QUOTE]
LOL...
It's hard to corral a bunch of guys to talk about hunting and fishing...
Luv2 likes to play the stalking horse...
LOL...
It's hard to corral a bunch of guys to talk about hunting and fishing...
Luv2 likes to play the stalking horse...
226.) Hunter - 06/20/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;21103]I don't know...I think we might have to keep this up til the cows come home...Otherwise this whole site might buy the farm.[/QUOTE]
Good grief! You had to mention cows. Now Deerminator will fire up more cow riddles!!! :bang:
Good grief! You had to mention cows. Now Deerminator will fire up more cow riddles!!! :bang:
227.) Deerminator - 06/21/2014
[B]Until the Cows Come Home[/B]
A dairy farmer orders a high-tech milking machine. When it arrives, he reads the instructions. All the farmer needs to do is place the cow's udder in the device's tubes and press a button. The rest is automatic. However, the farmer is extremely lonely, so he decides to try the machine out on himself. He slides his johnson into one of the tubes and presses the button. The machine starts whirring and the suction begins. After an hour of fun, the farmer is finished. He presses the button again, but the device doesn't turn off. He can't pull out and sees no other way to stop the machine. Frantic, the farmer finds the customer service number in the instructions and calls with his cell phone. "I ordered your milking machine and used it on, um, one of my cows," he tells the customer service rep on the other end. "How do I get it off?" "Oh, don't worry" the rep responds. "The machine automatically releases once it collects two gallons of milk."
Ryan Murphy
A dairy farmer orders a high-tech milking machine. When it arrives, he reads the instructions. All the farmer needs to do is place the cow's udder in the device's tubes and press a button. The rest is automatic. However, the farmer is extremely lonely, so he decides to try the machine out on himself. He slides his johnson into one of the tubes and presses the button. The machine starts whirring and the suction begins. After an hour of fun, the farmer is finished. He presses the button again, but the device doesn't turn off. He can't pull out and sees no other way to stop the machine. Frantic, the farmer finds the customer service number in the instructions and calls with his cell phone. "I ordered your milking machine and used it on, um, one of my cows," he tells the customer service rep on the other end. "How do I get it off?" "Oh, don't worry" the rep responds. "The machine automatically releases once it collects two gallons of milk."
Ryan Murphy