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1.) Deerminator - 05/29/2014

A MOOO SITION:laugh:

2.) bluecat - 05/29/2014

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb? Let’s go play on our bikes.

3.) Deerminator - 05/29/2014

Ya know why 6 is afraid of 7?
cause 7-8-9:grin:

4.) Deerminator - 05/29/2014

one of the lurkers must have a corny joke. Post it up.

5.) Swamp Fox - 05/29/2014

[QUOTE=bluecat;20231]How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb? Let’s go play on our bikes.[/QUOTE]

[SIZE=5][COLOR="#008080"]Squirrel![/COLOR][/SIZE]

:-)

6.) bluecat - 05/29/2014

Swampy, did you ask for time off? I don't see it on the calendar. It's been kinda rough the last few days. Deerminator, Hunter and I can only do so much.

7.) Deerminator - 05/29/2014

didn't even post his assistant.

BULLZ-i took care of us when he took time off.

8.) bluecat - 05/29/2014

kids

9.) Jon - 05/29/2014

What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?

A Bagel

10.) Hunter - 05/29/2014

:-)

I've got nothin

11.) bluecat - 05/29/2014

[QUOTE=Deerminator;20230]A MOOO SITION:laugh:[/QUOTE]

cow-belle?

12.) Deerminator - 05/29/2014

That would also be a Moo sition (:laugh:)

13.) Deerminator - 05/29/2014

.....

14.) DParker - 05/29/2014

Q: Which do you think is the bigger problem in America today? Ignorance, or apathy?

A: I don't know and I don't care.

15.) Deerminator - 05/29/2014

:-)..

16.) bluecat - 05/29/2014

What would I call a cow that plays an instrument?

Inspirational

17.) bluecat - 05/29/2014

Probably plays the moog synthesizer.

18.) bluecat - 05/29/2014

I'm trying to milk it for all its worth.

19.) bluecat - 05/29/2014

What do you call a cow standing in a cornfield?

20.) Deerminator - 05/29/2014

a corn feed cow ;
I'd call that dinner

21.) bluecat - 05/29/2014

corned beef

22.) Deerminator - 05/29/2014

:laugh:I knew it I just couldn't think of it

23.) Jon - 05/29/2014

Do you like math books or magazines?

24.) bluecat - 05/29/2014

Only if it has lots of pictures.

25.) DParker - 05/29/2014

[QUOTE=bluecat;20254]What do you call a cow standing in a cornfield?[/QUOTE]

Outstanding in its field.

[QUOTE=Jon;20258]Do you like math books or magazines?[/QUOTE]

Do you like movies about gladiators?

26.) bluecat - 05/29/2014

Which reminds me, John Deere stands behind everything they sell except the manure spreader.

27.) Swamp Fox - 05/29/2014

[QUOTE=bluecat;20235]Swampy, did you ask for time off? I don't see it on the calendar. It's been kinda rough the last few days. Deerminator, Hunter and I can only do so much.[/QUOTE]

Floyd keeps putting me on the schedule even though he knows I don't need the overtime...Then he complains when I post trying to find someone to cover my shift...I think he hates me...

I've been waiting all day to find out what you call a seagull that flies over the bay. :tap:

28.) DParker - 05/29/2014

Seen on the side of a diary farm barn:

"Our cows are udderly fantastic!"

29.) bluecat - 05/29/2014

Swampy, look at the original post again.

30.) Swamp Fox - 05/29/2014

[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20266]Floyd keeps putting me on the schedule even though he knows I don't need the overtime...Then he complains when I post trying to find someone to cover my shift...I think he hates me...

I've been waiting all day to find out what you call a seagull that flies over the bay. :tap:[/QUOTE]

Then I looked at the bottom of Jon's post...There it is!

[B][SIZE=5][COLOR="#008080"]Squirrel![/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]

31.) Swamp Fox - 05/30/2014

I was gonna post the Political Joke of the Day here, and then I decided to quit eating all the steak and ruining everybody's lives...

Instead, you can go to Hunter's [B] Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before[/B] thread, which seems a likely place for something like that...

[url]http://forums.huntingcountry.com/forums/showthread.php?1132-Stop-me-if-you-have-heard-this-one-before[/url]

So now you all can go back to enjoying your animal jokes in peace, especially the ones about farm animals...:-)

32.) Jon - 05/30/2014

No-one replied to my joke therefore I can't give the punch line.....

33.) Deerminator - 05/30/2014

i'lldo it

34.) Swamp Fox - 05/30/2014

[QUOTE=Jon;20258]Do you like math books or magazines?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jon;20299]No-one replied to my joke therefore I can't give the punch line.....[/QUOTE]

It's not "Wanna go on a picnic?" is it?

:laugh:

35.) Jon - 06/02/2014

Nope

36.) Swamp Fox - 06/02/2014

Okay, then. I'll bite...

I like magazines.

:pop:

37.) Jon - 06/03/2014

You have issues

38.) DParker - 06/03/2014

[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20319]Okay, then. I'll bite...

I like magazines.

:pop:[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jon;20330]You have issues[/QUOTE]

39.) Swamp Fox - 06/04/2014

What do I have if I like math books, besides free birth control?

:pop:

40.) DParker - 06/04/2014

[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20336]What do I have if I like math books, besides free birth control?

:pop:[/QUOTE]

Let's evaluate this problem without being mean. While you might be an average square, which is certainly a factor, I don't know if that gets to the root of the issue. Everything else being equal, what's the difference?

41.) Jon - 06/05/2014

[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;20336]What do I have if I like math books, besides free birth control?

:pop:[/QUOTE]

You have problems

42.) Deerminator - 06/05/2014

Camper: Look at that bunch of cows. Farmer: Not bunch, herd. Camper: Heard what? Farmer: Of cow...s

Camper: Look at that bunch of cows. Farmer: Not bunch, herd. Camper: Heard what? Farmer: Of cows. Camper: Sure I've heard of cows. Farmer: No, I mean a cowherd. Camper: So what? I have no secrets from cows!

43.) Swamp Fox - 06/05/2014

[QUOTE=DParker;20338]Let's evaluate this problem without being mean. While you might be an average square, which is certainly a factor, I don't know if that gets to the root of the issue. Everything else being equal, what's the difference?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jon;20341]You have problems[/QUOTE]

LOL...

I like pie...

44.) Deerminator - 06/05/2014

BUTTER MILK PIE

45.) Swamp Fox - 06/05/2014

How can you get a cow to make butter and a milkshake at the same time?

Give her a pogo stick...

46.) Deerminator - 06/05/2014

:groan:

47.) Swamp Fox - 06/05/2014

:p....

48.) Hunter - 06/05/2014

Boo! Hiss! :wave:

49.) Swamp Fox - 06/05/2014

LOL...

There were some cattle standing around when an earthquake struck. All of the cows fell over, but the bull remained standing. The farmer went out and asked the bull, "Why didn't you fall down like the rest of the herd?"

Said the bull: "We bulls wobble, but we don't fall down."

:laugh:

50.) Deerminator - 06/05/2014

:laugh:excellent:tu:

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