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1.) DParker - 04/22/2014
I really tried to come up with some witty quip for this image, but I've got nothin'. Maybe someone else will do better....
![]() [URL="http://fishhound.com/content/giant-mako-shark-could-be-world-record"]Giant Mako Shark Could Be a World Record[/URL] 2.) bluecat - 04/22/2014
"Seems to be fishtailing a bit. I might need some new skins."
3.) bluecat - 04/22/2014
It's okay, I speak jive...
4.) Deerminator - 04/22/2014
I got yer bait!
5.) Ar-mink - 04/22/2014
Nice spoiler!
6.) Deerminator - 04/22/2014
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7.) DParker - 04/22/2014
[QUOTE=Ar-mink;19060]Nice spoiler![/QUOTE]
OK, I think this one is in the lead so far. 8.) DParker - 04/22/2014
Sure, anyone can have truck nutz.
9.) Deerminator - 04/22/2014
how bout some cherries
10.) Deerminator - 04/22/2014
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11.) DParker - 04/22/2014
Now I remember why that rings a bell. I had the Hot Wheels[SIZE=1][SUB]TM[/SUB][/SIZE] Mako Shark 'Vette when I was a kid. Good times.
12.) Swamp Fox - 04/23/2014
Ditto...We need a few of the Hot Wheels cars on the road...
"So I told the salesman, 'I'm looking for something cool...Maybe with fins...And I've checked the Carfax...'" 13.) Swamp Fox - 04/23/2014
I picked up a blind date in spring 1979 in something like this...A borrowed AMC Pacer, and the color's about right...
![]() Things went downhill from there... :wink 14.) DParker - 04/23/2014
You'd think her being blind would have helped.
15.) Deerminator - 04/23/2014
Ya should have showed her the pistol holster with permit badge:-)
16.) bluecat - 04/23/2014
[QUOTE=DParker;19068]Now I remember why that rings a bell. I had the Hot Wheels[SIZE=1][SUB]TM[/SUB][/SIZE] Mako Shark 'Vette when I was a kid. Good times.[/QUOTE]
Did you ever run them into the supercharger the wrong way? That was all kinds of fun. 17.) Swamp Fox - 04/23/2014
[QUOTE=DParker;19076]You'd think her being blind would have helped.[/QUOTE]
I know, right?! LOL French ad for the Pacer, 1975: ![]() 18.) bluecat - 04/23/2014
Before you get into that backseat you would need to get into that backseat.
So it's really not possible. 19.) Swamp Fox - 04/23/2014
I wish I could see the ad well enough to read it...
I imagine it says "Look at that S-car go!" :wink (Alas for comedy perfection, the Pacer did not really have an S series, though they did have a Stationwagon and a Sport model...They did have an X-series, but between "Look at that X-car go!" (which could have worked, maybe) and "Look at that S-car go!", tradition won the con flip... :-)) 20.) Swamp Fox - 04/23/2014
[QUOTE=DParker;19051]I really tried to come up with some witty quip for this image, but I've got nothin'. Maybe someone else will do better....
![]() [URL="http://fishhound.com/content/giant-mako-shark-could-be-world-record"]Giant Mako Shark Could Be a World Record[/URL][/QUOTE] "Hey, man, You'd better go empty that stupid bladder of yours while we're here, 'cause I don't want to make another stop! And how 'bout getting me some Goldfish while you're inside?" 21.) bluecat - 04/23/2014
"Guy has been tailing me the whole way."
22.) Swamp Fox - 04/23/2014
"Sushi think he is?"
23.) Swamp Fox - 04/23/2014
"It really stinks when you get behind somebody and you don't know what's gonna blow out the back..."
24.) bluecat - 04/23/2014
"Catchin' anything?"
25.) Swamp Fox - 04/23/2014
"There's the man who's driving pole position in the SeaWorld 500..."
26.) Swamp Fox - 04/23/2014
[QUOTE=bluecat;19093]"Catchin' anything?"[/QUOTE]
LOL... 27.) Swamp Fox - 04/23/2014
"So I stick my thumb out and I'm hoping the highway patrol doesn't roll up, when next thing I know here comes this guy in a pickup truck and he wants me to ride in the back like I'm some kind of ax-murderer or something..."
28.) bluecat - 04/23/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;19091]"Sushi think he is?"[/QUOTE]
Boo, hiss. Okay, that was pretty clever. 29.) Swamp Fox - 04/23/2014
Cars and trucks whizzing by, brown cardboard sign in black magic marker:
"Atlantis" 30.) Swamp Fox - 04/23/2014
"I know we agreed that I'd go down there today and buy the burgundy minivan with the GPS, honey, but the sales guy threw in undercoating and a lot of other stuff at no extra charge if I got the pickup with the sonar unit... Come take a look. You won't believe it..."
31.) Deerminator - 04/23/2014
FISH??:cf:
WHAT FISH??? 32.) bluecat - 04/23/2014
Conversation with the convenience store worker:
"You guys got any peanut oil?" "Sure, how much ya need?" "Fifty-five gallon drum." 33.) Swamp Fox - 04/23/2014
"We're gonna need some bigger hushpuppies!"
34.) DParker - 04/23/2014
[QUOTE=bluecat;19082]Did you ever run them into the supercharger the wrong way? That was all kinds of fun.[/QUOTE]
Heck yeah. I still have the dent in my forehead. 35.) bluecat - 04/23/2014
[QUOTE=DParker;19123]Heck yeah. I still have the dent in my forehead.[/QUOTE]
Thanks, I wasn't going to ask. 36.) Swamp Fox - 09/04/2014
Thought I'd bump this up just for the halibut since for some reason it appeared in my search for my computer salesman joke...
37.) Floyd - 09/04/2014
[QUOTE=Swamp Fox;24159]Thought I'd bump this up just for the halibut since for some reason it appeared in my search for my computer salesman joke...[/QUOTE]
Halibuts wearing Habits - now that would be funny. 38.) bluecat - 09/04/2014
You are a hard worker Swampy.
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